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  • A low end car for some low end chav's!

    If you are going to spend stupid money on a shit car wouldn't it make more sense to save up and get a decent car in the first place?

    And no I am not jealous, I will stick with my vintage citroen sm with its maserati engine.

    I suppose that is what separates the boys from the men.

  • @NicholsonPeter well done on your sm, the beauty of which is simply breathtaking. but i feel you have missed the point of modifying. in the the 40s and 50s people started to modify and customise cars with different engines and performance parts to make their vehicles faster, this was known as "hot rodding". another point you have missed completeleyis that even if this guy did save up for a"decent" car do you think it would stay standard for long ? no it wouldnt !

  • @NicholsonPeter also most people realise (not you obviously) that when a car rolls off the line it is not at its peak performance so you need to modify various bits to get it to its best. also the look on your face as a "shit car" like this destroys your 3.0l 180bhp (lol) maserati engined citreon would be priceless. the whole point of modifying or hot rodding whatever you wish to call it is to get the best out of what you have with what you can afford at the time.

  • @NicholsonPeter funny that, bet you can't drive it for shit mummies boy. i could beat you in a 1.2 fiesta

  • @DankStanks They dont do a 1.2 fiesta

  • @ArdenMotorsports exactly

  • jesus a corsa with real power and not just a exhaust thats rare, do not enter mcdonalds car park you will make people cry

  • love this car!

  • did you see the front fcuking go up

  • fake and gay bullshit why do people upload this shit!

  • @dropshotlegitskurp not fake just fast

  • 'Thass quick matee'.. shutup you helmet 

  • @agt155 because a modern astra would cost around £17000-£20000 where as a corsa you can get for pennies and redtops arent exactly expensive which means cheap 200bhp

  • what a piece of shit

  • That car looks absolutely shit... what's the point of giving it big power if it looks like a bag of toss? I suppose you can't polish a turd.

  • @adslegend haha this cunts likes mondeos

  • @oldboi1 and this cunt (no s?) likes polishing turds!

  • @oldboi1 oh yeah, I've also got a Mk3 Astra with a C16SE engine (a la Nova GTE)

  • @adslegend so what you hating about this looks like a decent example wich would slaughter both of yours

  • @adslegend It's built to be fast not to look good, why does it matter what it looks like?

  • Who wants 200+bhp in a car as bad as a Corsa. Why didn't they just get a modern turbo astra or something like that, with the same performance, better handling, better looks, better reliability and for less money.

  • OPEL!

  • Two chavs in a corsa drive over a cliff and die, why is it a shame?

    Corsa's seat 5....

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  • nice

  • eargasam!

  • scrap it?

  • Pause at 9 seconds and laugh your ass off

  • sounds like someone of the inbetweeners

  • What The Hell!!! o.O

  • Tell you what, why don't YOU Stop "chatting shit" and show us your builds? The c20xe is called a red top due to the red spark plug cover.... Guess what the c18xe has? Nobody calls the c18xe a red top because only about 4 people know about these engines.

  • @stupidsquaddie Are you serious? thats like saying nobody calls the queen of england 'lizzie babes' because they dont know her personally- but thats what shes called!! no mate....... a c20xe is the only engine widely well known as a redtop, believe what you like it doesnt matter to me either way. just telling you whats what.

  • FUCK ME THE M25 TOLLS , NO TRAFFIC!?

  • Corsinha vei doido

  • das quik mayet. hyaahahahaha

  • sound ghhhhhhaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, the golf is better

  • keep your freakin 350z and VTS's i want a 2.0 corsa :).. mummy for christmas...

  • @AViolentCobra it wont be as fast as this one in the video this is modded

  • looks ghayyyyyyy

  • @razza20vt gay is writing gay with a H

  • a gsi spoiler wud make that corsa look beast

  • Finally a fast corsa that doesn't look like a pile of shit. Nice car

  • Engine from the Hell....

    hehehe.

  • yeah!!! i see the fuckin front go up big deal.... see the back go down on a m3:)

  • @172jonno an m3 is 20 grand second hand, a corsa is about 800 quid. Figured it out yet?

  • @gymboy99 20 grand lol where you shopping? you can get a nice m3 coupe for 7k or less, by the time you fuck about building a good corsa you would spend that anyway

  • @172jonno yeah good luck insuring an M3 then theres all the other expensive shit that goes with it. I could buy a corsa turbo tomorow for £2k that would skin an M3 on a drag strip and thats what its all about. If i was trying to spend a fortune on a good quality car i would buy an M3 and waste £3k a year on insurance but thats not what we are after is it. Comparing an m3 to a corsa is like comparing an M3 to a bugatti veyron, pointless and a futile attempt to back up your arguement.

  • @gymboy99 shut the fuck up gay boy sorry i mean gymboy, i spose your one of the dicks that would insure a nova turbo as a 1.3 sr or something coz i guarentee a nova turbo insured properly would be very expensive for a young driver

  • @172jonno It depends which insurance company you go for. Some companies dont even put the price up from a 1.3 to a 2.0 because its still classed in the same band as the nova was pre conversion. They will only put the price up sky high usually if you have a turbo or something. You are just guessing and hoping your right lol you dont know much about any of the things your talking about from the sounds of it.

  • @gymboy99 and by the way lets see this 2k nova turbo coz i aint seen one thats not a death trap for that money

  • @172jonno go have a look on gumtree or ebay there are loads of 250bhp+ corsa's and novas going for around 2k. Obviously they are not going to be the dogs bollocks with all the best parts but i never said they would be. All i said was that one of those for 2k would eat most 10k+ second hand cars in a straight line, cant argue with that!

  • @gymboy99 It could be 80p for a Vauxhall clitoris...... its only cunts that still have them.

  • @E36euro very witty, judging someone by there car shows what kind of person you are.

  • @gymboy99 A witty person? An obviously correct person? A person who hates Corsa's?

  • @E36euro Wow your life must be really boring to actually 'hate' a certain type of car for no apparent reason. I could understand it if your girlfriend died in a car crash in a corsa or something but i dont think that is the case with you. Ever thought of finding a new hobby? this one seems to get you fired up- i would be worried about my blood pressure if i was you with all the stress corsa's obviously cause you with their mere existence.

  • @gymboy99 No its not boring at all really : ) You make me laugh, this is not even classed as a hobby never mind one of mine. I'm not fired up in the slightest but thank you for your concern of my blood pressure. I hate Corsa's due to there utter crap build quality, poor wear and tare on parts and car as a whole, there shere ugliness and lack of anything remotely good and not forgetting that they get worse and even more pathetic when someone turns them into a Halfords magnet.

  • @E36euro At the end of the day people have their own opinions. I have no problem with the fact that you dont like corsa's, you are the one who attacked me for my own preferences. I like corsa's and you dont and thats all we have established here. thanks for the waste of time anyway.

  • @gymboy99 Attacked you???? Are you fucking soft?? I made a comment about your opinion on the costs of these shit heaps. You are more than welcome if you feel I have wasted your time. I have enjoyed our conversation to be honest : )

  • @E36euro yeah im real soft after christmas, ate far too much chocolate. The thing is you just continue to say inaccurate things, its kool i only come on here to burn the time between getting up in the morning and going work so chatting about pointless crap with you is just as good as any other worthless time wasting activitie i would be doing. I am glad that you have enjoyed talking to me, you can obviously appreciate greatness when you encounter it....

  • @gymboy99 Elaborate on inaccurate? Where have I been inaccurate? I think you will find that I havent. It can't be pointless crap, you have replied and got offended by my initial comment so it obviously has had some negative and meaningful effect on you. I suggest you think about what you reply with and the meaning of words. You are as far from great as I am from the moon. I think deep down you are a neanderthal and struggle to type a constructive reply, this may be why you like Corsa's

  • @E36euro lol are you serious? i wasnt offended i just like to argue, nothing you could possibly say would ever bother me in the slightest as your just an imaginary man on the internet like everyone else who talks crap on here. I thought we were just starting to get along and you come back at me with some serious response haha its all games and fun to me mate chill out, no need to take it so seriously its just youtube.

  • @gymboy99 I like it, very good out look on like you said ' its just youtube '. I like a good argument too and I suppose I hyped it a bit too much : ) ..... what the fuck am I on about? This isnt helping the argument maybe your trying to use this as an escape from it all and hopefully I will stop replying because there's nothing to reply about now really? I suppose it had to and at some point eh. Thanks though, its been good and good luck in further arguments.

  • that is a fuckin quick car

  • it could be the fastest thing in the entire world and it still wouldnt take away from the fact that it is a shitty little, ugly ass, chav driven, overly common pile of SHITE!

    Quick though ;)

  • hello mate , whos corsa is this? , is it on a website or can u send me some pics of it and whats been done to it please . thanks.

  • rapid!

  • what corsa was this called when it was standard . like was is a l , gsi , merit and what litre 1.0 1.2 or 1.6 ?? can anyone tell me please will be apreciated thanks

  • @xIIVIIiTcH well if it's a redtop then they only come in 2.0 and it's got a gsi body kit, :)

  • @WTMmusicproductions just cos its a redtop doesnt neccessarily mean its a 2.0..theres also a 1.8 commonly known also as a redtop.c18xe very rare engines and also highly rated.

  • @stupidsquaddie yeah this was 3 months ago, i no alot more now, you can get a 2.5 and even a 3.0! but thanks anyway yeah i havent heard of a 1.8

  • @stupidsquaddie you chat shit, the only engine well known as a redtop is the c20xe you and your mates might call a c18xe a redtop but your the only ones who do.

  • Corsa literally translates to 'A whales vagina'

  • Wow, really do hate Hondas dont you lol Cant believe your not letting this drop hahaha. Name some then please. But take into account it has to be standard, affordable, and pref N/A ;) If the H22 blew up, it would probably cost a bit more than 1k in all honesty, which is a shame. But because the engines are brilliant, they rarely blow up, unless the owners razz them when cold, or dont keep checking on the oil, regular serviciving etc....

  • Ok, so youve killed a couple of Type Rs. Ive killed a couple of corsas who have tried to have a go. Most recent was a Corsa B with a turboed X20. From the start he had the upperhand, obviously as its a lighter car with a powerful engine. So take from that what you want. Regardless of what engine is in it, its still a Corsa. It still looks crap. End of. The reason you wont find a Type R for that money is becuase theyre proper cars. Especially Accords as theres less than 900 of them left ;)

  • @ckb87 if i wanted a good looking car that had pedigree, class and speed then it certainly wouldnt be a fucking type r LOL there are so many other cars that would come before the type r. the only reason xe corsas are good is because they cost about 700 quid and give pussys in there racers a scare. and if my xe blew up it would cost me about 150 quid to buy a new engine and its back on the road. if your type r blew up what would it cost you for a new block? a grand?

  • ahem 40 limit? probs not the best place seeing as you could easily lose your license. do it on an A road where your more likely to become a better driver as well.

  • 2.2 standard are 212bhp! My Accord Type R is pushing 239bhp according to the last rolling road. Its weighs 2X as much as that shed, and would annhilate it in a straight line AND in the corners. Limited Slip Diff as standard puts play to that. Plus, the added benefit of not looking like a nob because I dont drive a Corsa ;)

  • @ckb87 are you serious lol i blew a couple of accord type r's with my old 192bhp stripped out corsa XE accords are crap

  • @gymboy99 Unless theres videos of this, then it didnt happen ;) I had a play with my friends 200sx S14 other day, and yes he was quicker in a straight line. But on a country road he couldnt keep up. Are you trying to suggest a Vauxhall Corsa with less than 200bhp could beat a 420bhp S14??

  • @ckb87 either you are clutching at straws or you are highly dillusional. who the hell said a corsa was quicker than a 420bhp s14 LOL clown. all i stated is that i have killed a couple of accord type r's in my old 192bhp corsa XE. believe what you want to believe i have no reason to lie i dont even own the car any more. and i was talking straight line speed i wouldnt expect a home built corsa with a 2 litre lump to beat out a purpose built racer like a type r on a track.

  • Shove that up your vtec? So how much money got spent on that shed to make it quick? 2.2 vtec would blow that out the water no problems... with a family in the back ;)

  • @ckb87 .....no 2.2 vtecs are slooooow and underpowered, theyre what about 190bhp or something, how is that going to blow a 200bhp corsa lol

  • @ckb87 loool, vtec can suck corsa's exhaust pipe, and it doesn't cost that much, depends where you live

  • @ckb87 how much money? are you serious? i can buy a 2.0 corsa XE with 180bhp for about £800 no problem at all. go ahead and find me a type r for that kind of money. dumbass

  • to be honest these type of corsa's dont need a body kit on maybe just a exhuast and rims but no massive exhaust or chaved out rims. in the end if u dont have the money dont get a corsa to thrash about u spend more money fitting a new head gasket etc etc then money towards a new car that u can trust. anything higher then a 1,4 or 6 u seem to get raped on insurance

  • wish i kept my blue corsa now the exterior was mint no work needed doing to it same to interior came with those 3 spoke corsa wheels spoiler etc etc everything was good about it...am regretting it now. yes 2.0 liter corsa fly like f...k cause of its size and wight i know...

  • its still a corsa but it can BLOW any other car up to around 300bhp,todays horses cannot be matched with the C20XE horse power.MONSTER RESPONSE

  • all the people that have been ripping the shit out if this video for corsas being slow ur a bunch of mugs bet u all drive clapped out 1.1 fiestas with a barry exhaust! ALL NOISE NO GO MUGS!!

  • that's quick mate. Did you see the front fucking go up?

  • My wheels are worth more than you're whole car!!!

  • @stfletch1984 doubt it, that corsa prob worth £1500-£1800, 2nd hand mint M5 wheels are about £1100 u must have some expensive motor...

  • That's chimpamunga style lol

  • thats quick mate lol

  • looks like aload of random parts from a scrap yard stuck together.

  • too much power for a corsa

  • Just no.

  • thats fucking quick mate you see the front go up

  • Oh my god that's quality!

  • Howzit.What all have been done to the engine apart from throttles?

  • thats quick mate

  • thts well fast for a corsa

  • slow

  • Sick :) this is the video that inspired me to do a redtop thanks lol

  • "did you see the front fucking go" yes! yes i did unknown passenger, it was AWESOME!!

  • shit thats rapid

  • wow !

  • you will fly past people and all they will think is....''oh look..another boyracer'' it doesn't really turn heads i should imagine and if you had an accident in that i'm sure your insurance would be void..i mean, who would insure you, let alone pay out.

  • "Thats quick mate"... YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR FROM LANDEN ! ! ! ! Jokin' apart that was nice. The corsa that is, not your annoying voice you southern twat!!!

  • @bexonswarm shutup you goon london is were its at

  • @bexonswarm nice guy

  • its still a corsa

  • @AidanCKY

    it may be a corsa but it would suprize a few people. and make them cry. id be dissipointed to be beat by a corsa, i only have a mtech 2 e36 325 but still bhp per ton is likley to be much much higher on ther corsa. any way i call them clit's every cunt has one

  • @AidanCKY its not a corsa anymore its BADMONNNNN

  • @AidanCKY your still gay

  • @AidanCKY weldone lol

  • @AidanCKY Better than a yaris...

  • "Thats quick MAYYYYYYTE! Did you see the front fuuuucking go up????", Is alright, but not as quick as I thought it would be!

  • Thats quick mateee!

  • i bet the handling of this little white box is terible.

  • quick my arse

  • i know this car im sure it was on the rollers

  • Look at it on cav slabs mmmm I love this corsa

  • One of the best videos of which shows the true power of a redtop :)

  • thats nice that

  • Nice car, you can see why they used the c20ex in a lot of kit cars and such!

  • could someone tell me what headlights they are, there smart as fook

  • my daewoo matiz would shit all over that pal

  • Nice 1... I want some throttle bodies for my mk3 gsi astra now ! ! ! lol

  • you car extrior looks good, nice car

  • lol you lot all arguing, buy a 600 cc moterbike piss on any of these .

  • It might be fast but its still a crappy common corsa that looks terrible

  • @Roger674 ok then corsa 2 litre against ur fiat shittyshento haha hmmm ....... corsa anyday btw corsa 2 litre will fuckin thrash most cars on the road

  • Whatever i have a 106 rallye and it wouldn't struggle to keep up with this corsa its got bags of torque(7800rpm) and power!! Testing 0-60 at TRAX on a sprint run next sunday ;-)

  • @Roger674 not bad !! but u see my point

  • @Roger674 dream on roger

  • @lewisf726 Most cars? Sort your head out. I know plenty of cars that would leave it standing!

  • @nck22511 ok then wanker go play with ur shitty tonka car and try beat a 2 litre corsa you fuckin head fuck!!!

  • @lewisf726 Haha quality comeback by a little chav :) And i like the comment off the guy about motorbikes! Can pick up a 600 for next to nothing and would leave that corsa at start line!

  • @nck22511 no shit a motor bike is light as fuck im tlakin bout cars u num nut !!! n chav youve got the nerve to call me a chav ? btw u on a bike me in 2 litre corsa i think id be tempted to knock u off it n reverse on yur hed u fuckin funny fucker !!!

  • @lewisf726 Yeah because as we have just stated you wouldn't be able to catch the bike. Yeah Chav!

  • @nck22511 look am sick ov argueing with u ok ya sad face it !!! a dont give a fuck about no bike so do 1 . !!!

  • @lewisf726 I'm sad? Thanks for that. I wish you would learn how to spell you little chav boy.

  • @nck22511 lol no really?

  • Love how people are like it just a corsa but any idiot no,s for a 17 year old to be insured on any thing its not cheap :/

  • might be a quick car, still looks like your average c**t tho

  • Corsa goes well sounds good to .

  • id rather lop my cock off than have the embarassment of driving that chavved up bag of crap

  • @gavmorley bet u aint got a cock bitch

  • @jdmfenton do something creative today..commit suicide you chavvy sack of shit.

  • slowwww

  • "thats quite mate".. no its not lol

  • @wilson22490 he said thats quick mate. not quite

  • @SP3IRSY I do apologise i meant to say quick

  • @wilson22490 he said quick u fool

  • u need a c20let in it, mine goes like hell

  • shove that up your vtec

  • @gymboy99 ROFL go play with ur toycar

  • @NONAMEWTF i take it you have a civic and think your a gangster. LOL

  • @gymboy99 better then a corsa :D

  • @NONAMEWTF lol another clown

  • @gymboy99 ,could beat that easy

  • @ezzysib yes of course, its easy to chat shit behind a computer. what have you got then? im guessing you must have a 400bhp twin turbo civic right

  • @gymboy99 naa its only a b18c ,probs be level with something like that lol

  • @gymboy99 erm.... stock 2.0 S2000 engine is close to what. 250bhp ?

    Vaxhall didnt even do that with the C20Let.

  • @antonyr123 and the s2000 was made a good 20 years later than a c20let and costs 3 times as much. thats like me saying a ferrari 360 would blow the s2000- completely different league of car. I happen to love s2000's as it happens.

  • @gymboy99 but i know cars from 20 years ago that made more then 200 bhp from std NA 2.0

    company just seem to pick and choice what there cars have.

  • @antonyr123 so what man? your still comparing something that is 20 years older and costs 700 quid. a fucking s2000 would still cost about 6 grand even now and its a lot newer than the xe corsa. if i put 6 grand in to a xe corsa it would DEMOLISH an s2000.

  • @gymboy99 Your not understanding me..

    1992 H22A V-Tec Engine. N/A - 196bhp

    1992 C20Let- Turbo - 204bhp

    H22A is cheaper engine then C20Let in Comparing. Im talking about Engines not cars.

  • @antonyr123 so what? thats like me saying 1988-c20xe 150bhp 1988-escort rsturbo 147bhp a turbo doesnt mean anything. you can get 250bhp out of a tuned c20xe without the use of a turbo. these cars are still fast for the price and will eat many 'real' hot hatches which is the beauty of them! who expects to be passed by a standard granny car corsa in their type r? but it happens trust me- been there done it to many dudes rolling around in their little hot hatches.

  • @gymboy99 talking about oem not what others can do. colin from 106 fourm as a 500BHP @ the wheels with a 1.6 Turbo 106 gti engine.

    Im not talking about what people can do with engines im on about why vax held back with 2.0L Turbo. when other companys was tuning N/A motors with same power levels.

  • @gymboy99 lol Nice