Home Movies - Coffins and Cradles 3/3

[tulsaoki58]

I haven't seen the entire series yet-so does anyone know what they named the baby?

[StanleyBradshaw]

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE?

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU WHOOOO?!

[dashduhad]

WHO WANTS DRUGS

[Username93611]

Anyone want some of Linda's placenta?

[Username93611]

When Jason shouts "I'm changing" his teeth have become candy corns...lmao.

[MattGrits]

It seems andrew didn't make it to see the birth...

[Newsblabber1]

i mean needs

[Newsblabber1]

on the slapping scene there is somthing for sinic called sonic beeds candy

[sesamestreetsquad]

Brendon was being such a douche in the episode...one time I'm on lindas side...why the fuck is an 8 year old filming a birth anyway ? Sick fuck lol

[xhellonhighheels69x]

I love this show. Dr Katz is funny but not in the same way.

[rosarythug]

this is hands down my favorite episode of this show.

[LADjsim]

jesus...my gf was having her baby. she turned into a sailor the first min they broke her water. she fuggin bit my head off when she was giving birth. i eventually found a saline bag,and douced her in water, yellling, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!"; then she would scream "FUCK YOU AND FUCK BIRTHING!!". her mom was rolling on the floor because of how rediculous it got. the whole day i became "the fuck head with the buzz cut"...shit was so cash.

[33petemeat]

I'M A CAT!

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

I love how Jason acts like a crack addict when he eats candy : D

[ShadowkeeperTei]

That's how I wanna die too. Being hit by a train... in the back.

[MissGrapeNehi]

I love how when Brendon starts to "film" McGuirk, he hits the Pause button.

[s1lenced]

i watched this so many times but only now i realized that the pumpkinface is winking at jason an seduces him :D

[princesseleamay]

ok who wants drugs?!

HAHA

[MorningBlueRose]

I fucking love Home Movies. SO HARD BRO

[francespdx]

because it's freeing.

[ninjastah]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA NAME THE BABY?

HOW ABOUT... JESUS!

THATS ERR....

[ninjastah]

IM CHAANGING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bubblegummyummyyummy]

WAT

YOU HEARD ME BRENDAN

NO WAT SAY IT AGAIN

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID

NO SERIOUSLY WAT I WAS OUTSIDE

[TheRealMisterBuilder]

Additional comedy from the activity of inanimate objects, like Lynch's tail actually moving, and the bucket. "CANDY!"

[spookykaat]

ITS GONNA BE OOOOK!!! *slapping*

[KingOfUm]

The 'Death And A Salesman' joke is perfect, but I doubt most of the Adult Swim fans have any idea what it is.

[Gerflunken]

@KingOfUm Agreed. "I played Biff" "is that a game?"....I almost died laughing.

[xxdavidhaloxx]

KNOCK KNOCKKKKKKKK!!!!

WHO'SSSSSS THEREEEEEE!!!!

FUCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUU TOOOOO!!!!

Nice kid.........

[JulyJuJu80s]

Lol

[MrBubbaloo]

trick or meow treat?

[KhaoNeu]

Who wants drugs? I'm making a run. Lawl

[BlueFox284]

I love it how the camera is on Pause while Brendon is filming McGruirk.........

[PlanetGoofballdotcom]

Kitty better land on his feet!

Why does Mr. Lynch remind me of Peter Schickele from PDQ Bach?

[preyaswolves]

oh my god its death!

..oh my god its melissa..

[BODLAW1]

Why are you dressed as a salamander?

[blindskatr15]

who wants drugs? ill call down

[PinguUncensored]

1:12 best part.

[Banops11]

Hands down best episode EVAR!!!!!

[ryanwaite28]

3 people dont have kids

[sinsemilliapez]

I love Linda

[bryantaa]

That hospital closet is pretty fucked up.

[MatthewGoodRox]

...what happened? I fell down a fu<king flight of fu<king stairs because I was looking for your ass...meow

[Burnaki]

I think this might be the best episode of this show that I've seen so far.

[buzzedbunny123]

"Anyone want some of Linda's placenta, I'm just going to throw it out?"

[doctoroctagonaBLARGH]

At 6:12 the baby's hair makes a 666 across, and is ironically dressed as the devil. Ha.

[LaPersonaNonGrata]

@doctoroctagonaBLARGH yeah, your right. Good observation.

[FilmmakeroftheFuture]

Linda's baby looked a little like Jason. Even though Linda was a jerk, I would've still liked to have seen the baby more times.

[theQuestion626]

the doctor was hilarious! Who played his voice?

[FilmmakeroftheFuture]

@theQuestion626 That would be the great Tom Kenny.:)

[saphireroze001]

@FilmmakeroftheFuture

thats him allright.

spongebob himself.

[kraksc]

This is like a mini Wes Anderson film. I love it!

[DKnj420]

Anyone ever notice that Josie is dressed as the devil and her hair curls form 666...

THAH NUMBAH OF THAH BHEAST!!!!

[StanleyBradshaw]

KNOCK KNOCK!

WHOS THERE?!

F**K YOOOOOOU!

[Reeny125]

"I'M CHANGING!!" XD

[shirye]

well at least mcguirk reached 2nd base.

Happy ending.

[luckypharms]

Who wants drugs?

[Iconology]

KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE F*** YOU! F*** YOU WHO!!!!!

[saphireroze001]

@Iconology

nice kid.

[haseso88]

Mallisa is really loud lol

[34yin]

WHO TEACHES A SPORT THEY DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT? I'll tell you who......... Coach McGuirk

[StaticBunnyStudios]

I'm going to name my child Mr. Me-ow Meow.

[Austinw16]

the shocking is i alrdy knew all these swares by the age of 8...i just never had the gts to use em xD

[niraku321]

@Austinw16 i used em. bad idea.

[iceburg81]

knnnnoooccckkk!!! knnnnoooooccckkkk!!! Whhhoooooo's thhhheeerrreee?!?!?! Fuuuuccccckkk yooouuu!!! Fuuuccckkk yoooouuuu whhhooooo?!?!?!

[iceburg81]

knooockk !!! knooock!!! Whhooo's theeerree??? Fuuuccckkk yoooouuuu!!!

[lcopelly]

trick meow or meow treat meow

jason, trick or meow treat

meow or meow-treat

trick or meow

meow or treat

[IAmLostWithoutYou]

"I'm a cat."

[AllPwrflSteve]

"MElissa you probably shouldn't be walking around here dressed like death."

[dukenukemthreed]

LOL Brendan and Linda act like a couple! XD

[2leftarms]

4:17 Lynch is the greatest...

[TheShadowcool]

Death and a salesman was from The Wedding episode



[MrSnead1]

knock knock

whos there?

fuck u!

omg fuck u

[fishtankfreak]

They make movies. But the best of the them all is the series itself....

[What70sShow]

Is this like... the last episode or something? That's what it feels like.

[ArbyWanKenobi]

@What70sShow No, the last episode is Focus Grill.

[DelicateMelodies]

Melissa: "Why are you dressed as a woman?" Couch McGuirk: "Because its freeing, Mellisa." XD

[thesicilianguitarist]

"Wow...uh uh.... I like those...can I have those? The ones that make you go meow? Doctor?"

HAHAHA!!

[lamareikan666]

Melissa's voice reminds me of my cousin for some weird reason

[PaintGuru24]

anybody ant some drugs and placenta?

[Thunderhorse761]

When Jason transforms Mr Lynch's tail bristles up, funny the subtlety of this show is so detailed.

[Raiden3651]

Tom Kenny? He really is in every cartoon.

[dennis20014]

What are you going to name the kid?

---How about...Jesus

LOL jeeez

[dennis20014]

Why are you dressed as a Salamander?

....I'm a fish

[then00best]

This has got to be the best episode of the show, ever. It would have made for a nice series finale (even better with Erik)

[clone63742]

"meow or meow treat?!"

[rocketdave]

This has got to be the kinkiest episode of Home movies ever, what with McGuirk's transvestism and Lynch being a furry, not to mention Jason and Melissa's budding S&M relationship.

[xhellonhighheels69x]

@rocketdave plus the wacko doctor giving away free drugs and placentas to whoever wants some

[skellingtone]

I like how the baby is the devil cause the hairs on its head are in the shape of 666

[BatDude27]

"DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT" "WHAT?" "YOU HEARD ME"

"NO i DIDNT I WAS OUTSIDE!"

linda is still fucking hawt

[Pheyt14]

so 5:06, coffin? and a little bit before that, there is a hand hanging out of the coffin lol.

Song at 6:02 is kick ass btw. Heart smashers I think... Its beautiful

[Iconology]

@Pheyt14 OMG i see it! thats freaky!!

[mcmcneal211]

Melissa slapped Jason's candy corn teeth out.

[xese4lifex]

I love Brandon's costume. It looks pretty cool.

[dolofonos]

How nice it is to have these insightful comments that comprise of little more than, if not only, directly quotations from the video.

[jcoltr451]

@dolofonos you're such a fucking troll...

[shirye]

@jcoltr451

how is he a troll, all of you guys are repeating every fucking word from the video.

[TheShadowcool]

omg its death!!!omg its melissa!!!

[dakarus]

I think other people said it but LYNCH IS A FURRY

[XxaL4LiFexX1]

1:17 is my favorite part of this whole episode.

[Bulletninja117]

"you no melissa you shouldnt walk around the hospital dressed as death......

[ghghgh234]

"SHUT THE F**K UP YOU LITTLE MOVIE MAKIN PIECE OF SH**T" lmao XD

[SubakuNoRin]

"Who wants drugs?" Best doctor ever.

[hippwn123]

omg 3:45 is funny as all hell hahaha

[Gmanlikeswaffles]

I'M CHANG-ING!

Why are you dressed as a salamander?

[wormed7600]

"A baby? Isn't that ironic? Life explodes into the world, while death waits at my doorstep. Oh my god it's death. Oh my god it's Melissa"

I love coach McGuirk

[Crimsonite20]

Brendan finally tells Linda how he feels about her!!!

I would have been waaaay meaner

[abetrasken]

In my opinion this is the best episode of this show. Well the best so far I haven't seen series 4.

[deansgnr]

amazing episode

[rwebiscool]

"speaking of doors, we are opening real wide here, you're doing well, linda!"

[SireAzmodan]

"Anyone want some of Linda's placenta? I'm just gonna throw it out."

XD

[oilsfan666]

candy wrappers on the meow lol

[oilsfan666]

i love how the jack o lantern changes...:u dont need to watch this Melissa" LOL HA HA HA

[leetalityv2]

3:45

[Nargaruga]

the end of this episode s pure genius, how everyone gets together after all the drama is a touching moment. makes you wish your families and friends can get together like that after a tough situation.

[chinesechongo]

Anybody see Death... and a Salesman?

LMAO

[blue25omega]

i never thought it would end like this

well how did you think?

maybe a knife in the back

a bullet in the back or a train

in the back? in the back

lol

[Pooky1991]

LMAO! This is one of my favorite moments in the entire series! This episode is pure genius!

[Zer0es]

I'm changing! I'm changiiiing!

[spongefan1]

"Hey, you know Melissa you probably shouldn't be walking around the hospital dressed as Death."

[icecold4dawin]

CALM DOWN JASON!!

[Bloodhound679]

"wow, I like those, can I have those..the ones that make you go meow?" cracked me up!

[xebek]

LOL... McGuirk kept his chunky soup boobs in all the way to the end.

[noraa77]

Haha Brendon's trying to out scream a women in labor XD

[pmoney200]

and i'm gonna write!! nooooo noo i'm not done!!! ooohhh Mcguirk how you make me realize to live life to the fullest!!..... fyi this episode may have the second most curses in it.... right after the episode Curses!!

[MatthewGoodRox]

"I'm gonna learn how to play soccer, there I said it on tape I've never played soccer".

Coach McGuirk, I Love it.

[MH5]

Holy crud, I just got something about this episode: "Curiosity (very nearly) killed the cat!"

[bdruckus]

One of the best episodes of the series!!

[alberca90]

did anyone else notice at 1:24, they didn't censor when she said "fuck you" to brendon? lol they forgot that one

[mosniper831]

I hear the beep, but it does sound like they didn't.

[dominicgorski]

Knock knock?

Who's there?

FUCK YOU!

[senhuan]

Is Mrs Swan.. an actual swan? She looks like a bird.

[Robstailey]

lol @ the pumpkin 1:50

[GhostRider709]

funny 4:46

[Spoondude]

"that's good! Use it Linda!"

[planetuoza]

I fell down a f***ing flight of f***ing stairs because I was looking for your ASS, meow.

[spookykaat]

*slap slap slap slap* ITS GONNA BE OOKAAY!!! hahahaha

[thaiguysabu]

i love how brendon has the camcorder on pause while mcguirk vows for a better life. also, i'd seriously have to beat lynch's face into a pasty dough if i was jason, for disregarding his requests of not tempting him with candy. but, lynch got what he deserved at the end..

[theirishhateyou]

Why are you dressed as a woman?

'Cause it's freeing.

<3

[thaiguysabu]

anybody want some of linda's placenta? i'm just going to throw it out.

[SneakerZeeker]

was there ever a christmas episode??

[shamanglynn]

Mr. Lynch is a furry!

[SMO0TTTH1]

brandon is hilarious in this episode.

Classic

[MH5]

This is another case where more is not better.

[92bjubilee]

McGuirk is classic.

[turak2]

I'm guessing melissa had to beat the candy monster out of jason perminently

[tracksuitjim]

i would love to see something about the main characters when they get older like when they're 16.

like brendon and jason would be stoners and melissa would disapprove and so on and so on.

[ThePsychiatristsclub]

yea and fucking ruin the whole series altogether. And so on and so on.

[tracksuitjim]

@ThePsychiatristsclub wwell i didnt mean exactly off of the show. just have these teeage characters that had similar personalities as the people in this show. not like Brendan Small is 16 AND HE GETS HIGH.

[TreeHandThing]

@tracksuitjim Bad idea

[Hobble]

Either way it sounds like a lame show... I guess that's why you don't do this stuff for a living..

[caftw11]

Why don't you just watch O'Grady?

[ArbyWanKenobi]

@ThePsychiatristsclub Wait, how'd they ruin it?

[ThePsychiatristsclub]

@ArbyWanKenobi They didn't ruin it, Home Movies is still one of the funniest, smartest, most clever shows on tv. I was just saying toz tracksuitjim that IF they made some kind of teenage spinoff of the show Home Movies would be ruined. But the age of the kids and how they talk as adults is key for the shows hilarity and philosphy, so having teenage vernacular and teen problems would make Home Movies just another piece of crap television thats milked for money.

[ArbyWanKenobi]

@ThePsychiatristsclub Oh, yeah that would've been trash.

[tdawgheath]

the ENTIRE point is that it's done in a kid'slike perspective, but it's for adults. I mean, just look at the animation, then look at Metalocalypse, the point of the animation looking as "bad" as it does, is that it's viewed in a kid's perspective...With them as kids, the show is genius, your idea is just lame...

[xXRedyzXx]

Paula's Baby Spells 666 with her hairs

[charmedcasanova]

Let go u crapy bitch I love it

[charmedcasanova]

I love the way Melissa cant stop hitting Jason

[IrishDroog]

Melissa had that same slapping problem when she was trying to revive McGuirk in that camping episode......

[genshikashmir]

if jason's teeth are candy corn, does that mean he could chew his own teeth and eat them?

[shawn11291]

lmao!!! brendon got soooo pissed at linda

[elleniris]

i like when he is stewing in the hallway right before he sees coach mcguirk. hahah

[itsuyo211]

"Nooo my god its death!" LOL

[JessiKAMASUTRA]

Best episode. Ever.

[xashleyxisxhardcorex]

I second that.

[ellnats]

if you ask me i think walter and perry are gay

[shawn11291]

yea there totally gay for each other lmao

[ruwise2]

Poor Brendon. He's been hated and yelled at by an evil Linda.

[illmciq]

lol... Jason's teeth are candy corn when he is "changing."

[HawkwindMaster]

I think maybe Lynch has some issues...

[ellnats]

i think he was just like scary deep into charicter

[DarlingDeadlyDexter]

'Anybody want some of Linda's placenta? I'm just gonna throw it out' wtf? Lol

[luckystarfan41]

I'M CHANGING!

I'M CHANGING!!

[JoeJonM]

The last 30 seconds are brilliant. Right up to last second!