Constipation Blues by Screaming Jay Hawkins

[CityofButterfly]

3:29 "SPLAT!!!"

[Alpacajon]

Anyone know how many children this guy had? something like 70+ no joke

[bluesandmore2]

Jay Hawkins is one of the most creative and out of the box song writers in the business., way before his time.

[beowulf3075]

@bluesandmore2 - He certainly was a one off, more I hear of him the more I am impressed.

[boz1965]

Soooooooo TRUE!!! *roflmao*

[davidentp]

Should've been written by "Muddy Waters". Hah, that's grotesque.

[1982Moonbird]

Sounds like the Tazmanian Devil taking a big hairy dump XD

[theyearofourlordig88]

I PRAY I PRAY

TO MY OLD SWEET LORD

PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM PAIN

I BEG I BEG

OLD PLEASE LORD PLEASE BLESS ME

WITH A LARGE BROWN SHIT EGG

[xXmattman351Xx]

Classic Song, highlight of my gold years :-)

[poontang3zizo]

lord this shit is funny...lmao

[rodrigozuniga45]

It hurts just to listen to this dude!!!

[mjj9090]

Screamin' can make amazing sounds with is mouth!! so strog! ;)

[MrCitrusfrugt]

The great thing is, that if noone had told us this song was about not being able to take a shit, we'd never have known xD

[gmaghandi632]

Screamin Jay,the original shock performer. \m/

[ihavezeal]

THIS SONG MAKES ME WISH I WAS CONSTIPATED SOMETIMES!

[SuperMatthew80]

Always thought that 'The Strain' by the Bonzo Dog Dodah Band was the first song about not being able to shit. Now I know better. Screamin' Jay was a trailblazer is so many ways :-)

[sistamoon2k2]

OMG !! This is the funniest shit ever. : D

this is waayy to much. lol

[Thesimon0206]

it sounds like hes taking a huge dumb in the toilet

[lance3098]

@Thesimon0206 thats the point retard

[Thesimon0206]

@lance3098 i know its the point im just saying... and thats nothing to be upset about...

[GraceBlanchflower]

this song made me poop. EVERYWHERE.

[brav0wing]

This song is about REAL PAIN!

Bleeding hilarious. Really!

[mortgagejunglist]

SPLASH!

[exeuroweenie]

Cathartic genius;making you laugh so hard you lose control of your bodily functions.I have tears running down my legs,or else I just wet myself.

[subajogu]

If there ever was a father to Ol' Dirty Bastard's style, it's Screamin Jay!

[1982Moonbird]

Sounds like the Tazmanian Devil takin' a shit!!!! SPLASH!! XD

[mysticjaz]

I played this for some African friends of mine. One of them said "I'm glad my kids are not here. They'll wake up in the middle of the night, crying "Screaming Jay Hawkins is coming to get me!""

[guitarista711]

@mysticjaz I'm an African-American who was about 6 or 7 when this song came out, and sometimes I still wake up in the middle of the night crying, "Screamin' Jay Hawkins is comin' to get me!!!". (Great bed-time song for bad kids!)

[mysticjaz]

@guitarista711 ROTFL!!!!!



[williamm911]

@mysticjaz ROTFLYSST(Rolling On The Floor Laughing Yet Somehow Still Typing)- Bill Bailey

[Arithmancer1]

I bet popular artists today wouldn't DARE make a song like this.

[MrSlyslickvic]

@Arithmancer1  i think slim shady would ha ha.

[lollyhobbid]

@Arithmancer1 They don't have the fkking Guts to do it they only wanna make money..

[nickrose83]

Splash!!!! plerp plep plep plerp brrrrr plep brrr

[maverickpoint]

theres a remix to this song that i simply cannot find!!!!

[wilkrazor]

Oh hay-yo YEAH! 

[MeetTheFlanker]

holy that some bad ass sax

[grainmoneyroller]

ever since i went to prison, being constipated hasn't bothered me as much

[GuruCollector]

@grainmoneyroller ewwww

[TheTrickzta]

Release me.lol. Pheww, cabbage rulez! Life stinks, lol. Fill the bowl :)

[Tonithenightowl]

Tell me this isn't "creative" lol HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!! Who would have had the balls to pull this off 50 yrs ago ? Apparently Screamin J lol

[guitarded71]

awesome sax farts @ 3:00

[SiNN4R]

SPLASH!

[GheoBlackPlum]

@SiNN4R Hallelujah!

[AvrilLavignesDad]

No shit.

[gravysopper]

SPLASH!!!!!

[flakitugahbaybay]

I LOVE this mannn :}

too much... made my day i will forever be content as long as i have this

[vinnivegas52]

havent heard this song since the 70's. my parents told me that is recordered for a laxitive commercial in the 40's. also the shaving cream song was used for a commercial back in the day

[bogurt1]

Screamin Jay From the hell on earth city Cleveland Ohio now Ohio alone is mighty

bad I mean the evilest state in the union the armpit no !make that the sphincter

of the universe and Cleveland is a Cancer on the lake you grow up in Cleve you

grow up wrong !

[wyominglost]

A legend,wayyyy ahead of his time! I'm surprised no one's remixed his music yet. Rave'n to Constipation Blues! LOL!

[klrdvvg]

great lyrics!

[thericecrackerprojec]

Now THAT'S the blues!

[DrunkenPiano]

lmfao AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!! Bout time someone started singing about actual problems!!!!! I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!!!

[ageras30]

epic!!!

[noodlecullen]

omg i could not stop laughing while listening to this!

splash shnsihvdvidvkmdkvs woo

flush!

[ForestForever]

gotta love the thinking, who else would have recorded a song like this in those days? :D

[DrunkenPiano]

@ForestForever they were less censored back then. this generation is disgustingly, surprisingly oversensitive.

[timpani25]

@DrunkenPiano man, DP, you sure got that right!!!!!!!!!!! bunch of wussies, afraid to have fun, afraid to laugh at themselves, so they are afraid to laugh at/with others. we should all youtube the dean martin roasts!!!!!!

be well. alvin 42

[1982Moonbird]

@DrunkenPiano and the generation before them had stuff even dirtier than this. Just look up the old jazz diddy Shave It Dry, and you will never again take any lip from your grandfolks about your choice in music, because they had artists just as nasty as today!!

[krapptacular]

Holy Shit man hahahaha.... : ) 

[JiS01]

Hahahhaaha LOL brilliant

[RocksiePocksie]

Fucking brilliant, and so true! :o)

[Chucks0Stuff]

TRUE!

[DrMotorDude]

Four very sad people are still constipated. 

[OmEgAoMeN90]

hahahahaa

fuckin madman

[beerbellygdog]

this is a song we can all relate to. sometimes even ex-lax cant help.

[rpetriniful]

the sexiest song about gastrointestinal problems ever made

[corrina253]

Fuckin' hilarious 

[dogbert3002]

for such a crazy song, the instrumental near the middle to end is sick

[eahazell]

too funny. screamin jay is one of the best

[davidwoo9194]

"No one has made a song about REAL PAIN" XDDD

[FlameWolf245]

SPLASH!!! puew pew splshs *Flush*

[pifibbi]

4 people can't let go

[handinside]

A big hit in Japan

[Mozilafoxx]

in rusha the constipation blues constipaint you

[Lindner12ewald]

GAY

[vondumozze]

Until this moment, I had not heard this song since Labor Day weekend in 1969, when I came back to NASMIR from SE Asia. I laughed in disbelievement then; now it's just plain funny.

[ironman1701]

great song to listen to after "the feast of the mau mau"

[AnniBelialSigurd]

gotta love that music

[itsmefredrogers]

top banana this man was a sure fire winner , the shit stuff we hear now will fade but this man,s music will always shine

[TehLamz0r]

Now that's what I call real pain!

[gyrofoam1]

Real Pain.......

[DrMotorDude]

***SPLASH***

[rlnwthmygnomies]

Flarp



[clarese76]

even the sax sounds like gas lol.

[recordman64]

There will NEVER be anyone else like Screamin' Jay, not now, not ever!!

[hi65770]

A message to greenhornet you spelled laughing wrong.

[IronicallyVague]

The Birth of American potty humor

[fatpizzaman]

@IronicallyVague both that and Lenny Bruce.

[IronicallyVague]

@fatpizzaman Well sure Hawkins was an amazing artist...yet anytime music or film slips into the bathroom I go outside..

[Greenhornet270]

cannot stop laffing; GIVE that man a FLEET enema!!!

[ivanasarac]

ahahahaha ... fucking awesome! :))

[ryled]

I fucking love this dude. His version of "I Love Paris" is so messed up, lol

[minitwist11]

SPLASH!!!!

[godwhenheisdrunk]

Good shit..

[luvbig41]

I first saw him on the Arsenio Hall show.....didn't know he was the one who sang "I put a spell on you".....I bought the CD and heard this song.....played it for everyone I know.......They cracked the hell up...... Funny song

[elsastico]

Let it go !!!

[ryanamays]

fuckin genius!!!!! catching a man in the right position!!!!!!

[Iputrandomstuff]

Sing those blues Jay. Everyone gets these deep down pains.

[fumf60]

XFffffffffffft

[Heliosphan15]

this is fucking awesome

[SharanBurrow]

I heard Screaming Jay once set his hair on fire to attract someone's attention. Can anyone confirm this?

[AvrilLavignesDad]

@SharanBurrow That story rings a bell from somewhere. I can't confirm it but ...... from what I've heard about Screamin' J Hawkins I'd be very surprised if at some point in his life he hadn't set himself on fire just to attract someones attention !!! lol

[SparkleUnicornFace]

@SharanBurrow I'm not sure about his hair, but he used to set his skeleton, Henry, on fire often.

[joebainter]

@SharanBurrow No doubt it was one of the many women who had one of his maybe 75 kids.

[joebainter]

@SharanBurrow Most likely it was one of the many women who eventually bore him one of his estimated 75 children. Wikipedia

[hobiehippo]

@SharanBurrow yes but i dont know the person it was for

[mak5201965]

@SharanBurrow Not a chance Jay was a very intellectual man, he did not need added attention. look up I put a spell on me dvd he tells it like it is and it's good!

[taytt95]

@SharanBurrow Well when he was the airport he wanted to do a smoke trick like he come be hide the smoke but then his bread lit and that really it.......I think i not sure it might of been someone else

[Codude180219]

@SharanBurrow He was expected at an airport but the people there were concerned they wouldn't reckognise him. So he decided to perform his signature entrance, but his beard caught on fire. Do you reckon it would be funny if one of the people then said: "Do you think that's him?"

[PrettyLittleMaggot]

I <3 SJH.

[thetman102771]

i heard about this song back in the mid-80's when i was in middle school. now that i've FINALLY heard it, all i san say is...ROFLMAO! this is 1 hilarious tune! i would've gotten a big kick out of it if i heard it way back when. but hey, better late than never, right? lol

[NZdodobird]

This man needs some more fiber in his diet.

[pretay8706]

this is funny!!!!!!

[seborn76]

Degenerate genius!

[mysterydude398]

Jay Hawkins is a genius

now that is real pain

[oramikleepunk]

He was  the first shock rocker in the 50's.He made some strange songs.

[ryanamays]

this man is a genius

[ToastmachineIdiot]

Screamin' Jay is crazy good!

The song is messed-up hilarious!

[VaginaDieBreite]

What a voice!