Go after the head of the Transport Security Administration, John Pistole. Make sure you violate him while you pat him down...then radiate him with the naked body scanner...just like they're doing to everyone else at the airport.
@dslasers no it would not do much, nuclear matter does not iginte in any way, if u dont believe me buy uranium and try to light it up. If u wanto see how it would blow up then smash two peices of it together
@blizzard249 ...well, gosh, thanks! I'm glad you told me! ...And I had all these silly plans for a laser-powered nuke plant to give the world free-energy....what a dummy I am!..... (it was a *joke*, dude... ;)
@helios774 yes but depending on 'viewing-angle' - would not look like much from the 'side' but comin' ATcha? I think even from space you would see a reeeeealy bright 'green spot' (looking AT the beam).... don't forget - a laser (though, yes, one much more powerful than this one) was used to measure the distance from Earth to the MOON... :p
@Sharkhunta29 Never, its virtualy imposible, you can't stop light from moving and 2 lasers will pass trough each other. So you could make a hand held laser no problem, but no way you could block another laser with it or make it just stop 3 feet out.
@drkoracle never say never, if quantum physics has taught us anything its that the universe is a complex, awkward and beautiful beast. we may see light sabers yet!
laws will be brought out soon against protentially lethal laser weapons after all current laws only apply to firearms which only covers projectial weaponry laser is just light o.0
Timmm, I think dj was saying 40 MEGA Watts (mW = milliwatt; MW = MegaWatt) and yeah - 40 MEGA Watts would certainly put holes in this dome - and quite likely, any part of your body... :O - 'McPiercing', anyone? ;)
I'm never buying one of these things, cause I know I'll wear out my voice shouting that every time I use it for the first week, and I'll make all my friends hate me.
@dslasers Problem is, at those energy levels you would ionize the air from the absorption in the atmosphere, creating plasma flares that would drain most of the energy before it reached the target.
@AurumenK The video is titled "40 Watt..." I'm not sure that there are any synthetic materials in existance today that could handle the energy output of a 40 MW laser.
They have made military ones. Amerian(Predictably lol) Cargo planes will are equipped with laser cannons that can shoot down ballistic nuclear missiles before they cross the coast of America. Over a couple hundred foot way aswell, look for a docu called future weapons.
"With a range of up to five miles at a flying height of 10,000 ft, this 40,000 pound chemical laser, which is fitted to an adapted Boeing 747, can take accurate aim at speeds of up to 300mph. This modified military jumbo jet is equipped with the latest in airborne laser weapons technology, for identifying, tracking and shooting down missile threats.
The YAL-1 Airborne Laser (ABL) has been some twelve years in the making"
type that into a google search engine. eat your heart out
you need 2,000 watts for it to be a weapon from a long range.
and we do have laser weapons...for air defense but its in (IR) form infrared red is really stronge for taking down enemy missiles
and stoping enemy targets in their tracks..
of course they are still perfecting the laser weaponary system like a perfect laser beam with no focus point just a continues long range burning ability
didn't the u.s. airforce equip its jets with laser cannons about 4 or more years ago? didn't recieve a lot of news time, but i remember viewing it on an army website
to my knowledge, no one is yet-producing a direct-diode semiconductor LASER lasing @ 532nm (a diode LASER, NOT an LED...) You may be thinking of the prolific green pointers / modules, that are actually DPSS (diode-pumped solid-state) which is really like 3 lasers-in-one. But if you know if such a direct-diode @ 532nm product, please, share!! :)
How is it, exactly, that there is a visible green line formed by the laser? Does it just reflect off of dust, or does it actually ionize the air and create plasma?
hi nopush - good question, and your first guess is correct - all light is seen by the illumination of dust / fog / water-vapor, etc, etc particles that exist in the open air - in a perfect vacuum (with absolutely ZERO dust / particulates), a laser beam would be invisible... cool, eh? ;)
Phased plasma gun in 40 watt range?
ironhardt 2 months ago
it could be a light saber.tumbs up if u think so
boonteck1 5 months ago
40 Watt Laser? This would destroy you walls.
EvilToastBrot1 8 months ago
Fire turbolasers! =)
lestef23 9 months ago
Laser and Cancer Gun?!?!?!?!?
O.O
oscaralho776 10 months ago
@oscaralho776 a laser like this would not cause cancer it is just light focused into one spot its more like a beam of fire. so no cancer :D
moon77123 6 months ago
oh my eyes my eyes.......
georgesofGR 10 months ago
watch this high and listening to snoop dog - BOOM!
6836644abc 10 months ago
dude, just go ahead and call it the death star
BUB8LE5 10 months ago 19
@BUB8LE5 yeah. we tried, but Vader had Lucas's pit-bulls send us a take-down letter... ;) (jk)
dslasers 10 months ago 5
@dslasers Uh, you got a laser, what do you care? Make hot dogs. :P
Spiritplumber 9 months ago 3
@Spiritplumber Hah! Sure, great new snak: 'Roasted Lawyer on a Stick'! Who wouldn't want one of those? :D (..err, lawyers, I guess.. ;)
dslasers 9 months ago 6
HOLY SHEET!!!!!!
Vaton89 11 months ago
Make a Spartan laser!!!!!
TheChickenrun3 11 months ago
if they tried to make a lightsaper, where would it end?
iamm34life 11 months ago
i firin my laser!!!
goreur10 11 months ago
missle command
battlin 11 months ago
This should be a laser gun
Mrzane1a 1 year ago
are you burning your house :D
lolonasa96 1 year ago 4
(UNSE UNSE UNSE UNSE)
nwatkins18 1 year ago 35
@nwatkins18 hahaha!
dslasers 1 year ago
omg lightsaber
NinjaWolf28 1 year ago
@NinjaWolf28 That's not a lightsaber; it's a turbolaser!
toadsEATbugs 1 year ago
I've got a mirror suckers! :P
Toca91 1 year ago 4
wouldn't that burn someones clothes of during a disco?
mickycheese27 1 year ago 10
@mickycheese27 yep, that's why it ain't *in* a disco... :) But see our 'LS20 Install' clip ... (...in voice of Lt. Horacio Caine:) Yeeeeeah! ;P
dslasers 1 year ago
@dslasers i thought that would be the point
ProduceJuice 1 year ago
@ProduceJuice ...the trick would-be removing clothes *without* also burning / removing skin... roasted screaming hottie: not much fun... ;)
dslasers 10 months ago
of course MICKY , BURN BABY BURN LIKE DISCO INFERNO
UPTOWN418 1 year ago
wheres the laser shooting noise?
kop907 1 year ago
@kop907 ...*you* make it with your mouth, silly! dtfew! dtfew! dtfew! ;)
dslasers 1 year ago 16
@dslasers piu piu! pi pi pi piiiiu
kosmosleha 11 months ago
dear santa...
seththeslayer1 1 year ago 4
@seththeslayer1 ROFL
coolio3163 1 year ago
i started my journy through youtube with prankvideos.. now im on taht.. WTF O_O
schlumpfklingtdumpf 1 year ago
i want this thing to kill all bad people on the earth
airdog77 1 year ago
@airdog77 you can start with buckshotcheney and redrumsfeld ;)
dslasers 1 year ago
@dslasers i will start with them, i promise
airdog77 1 year ago
@airdog77
Go after the head of the Transport Security Administration, John Pistole. Make sure you violate him while you pat him down...then radiate him with the naked body scanner...just like they're doing to everyone else at the airport.
pmgodfrey 1 year ago
Lord Vader would be proud
TheNuclearWatermelon 1 year ago 4
@TheNuclearWatermelon ...Thank you, My Son... ;)
dslasers 1 year ago
lmao if this cannon had one mW for every problem windows had it would explode the universe with one blast
MrSporeowns 1 year ago
anyone want to buy some plutonium?
serasgotwings 1 year ago
It's easy to burn uranium.
ouroborosrex 1 year ago
People should try and attach a nuclear power plant to a laser and see what happens. :-)
generalcircle 1 year ago
@generalcircle I don't think it would be such a good idea...didn't you see 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs'? ;D
dslasers 1 year ago 3
@dslasers no it would not do much, nuclear matter does not iginte in any way, if u dont believe me buy uranium and try to light it up. If u wanto see how it would blow up then smash two peices of it together
blizzard249 1 year ago
@blizzard249 ...well, gosh, thanks! I'm glad you told me! ...And I had all these silly plans for a laser-powered nuke plant to give the world free-energy....what a dummy I am!..... (it was a *joke*, dude... ;)
dslasers 1 year ago 3
@blizzard249 hahahahahahha but please who ever does that No where populated :D
mitko321 1 year ago
@blizzard249 Plus you need a neutron "iniciator".
slick4401 1 year ago
sny vegas lol
toofastfgbx 1 year ago
THE DEATH STAR SUPER LAZER!
darthboy7882 1 year ago
Open FIRE!
Rayden440 1 year ago
Wow. 40 watt huh. omg o_O
DoppelgangerofDante 1 year ago
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!
MrTacofreako 1 year ago 3
i`m a firin mah lazer BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH xD
alexandru0018 1 year ago
oh god! our school's /laser engraver/ is 60 watts! I suppose you make sure it isnt focussed by the time it hits anything...
highvoltagefeathers 1 year ago
WHAT IF THIS BLASTED YOUR FACE OFF
kevin71127 1 year ago
i think it can burn the sun
knownufo 1 year ago
u mean 40 watt not 40 milli watt
eddie65321 1 year ago
40mw lasers don't even burn anything... do you mean 40 watt? lol...
Xaiborg 1 year ago
@Xaiborg A 5mw laser, if the wavelength is small enough, can burn things. For example a 403nm violet/blue laser will burn paper at a 1-10cm distance.
scooter1151 1 year ago
DR OCTOBOOSS ROOAAARRRRR
teptetep 1 year ago
planes coming from 12 o clock open fire
reddragon6450 1 year ago 2
@reddragon6450 pew! pew! pewpew pew! ;)
dslasers 1 year ago 4
GFHTHGHTJGT8T5U5TY53RRYU
daniel15milli 1 year ago
????
dslasers 1 year ago
Yeah my green laser has 500mw and thats already crank but THAT?!
do you want to burn rockets or explode any satelites?
PowerManOfUK 1 year ago
haha ich weiß dass du deutsch bis :D !
Avian98X 1 year ago
LOL... i get enough humour and fun out of the crappy 0.5 mw lasers! I think i'd have to much fun with these...
I have a qeustion! If 20mw can be seen from 4 miles away... would you be able to see this from space?
OwnagePranksUK 2 years ago
yes
helios774 1 year ago
@helios774 yes but depending on 'viewing-angle' - would not look like much from the 'side' but comin' ATcha? I think even from space you would see a reeeeealy bright 'green spot' (looking AT the beam).... don't forget - a laser (though, yes, one much more powerful than this one) was used to measure the distance from Earth to the MOON... :p
dslasers 1 year ago
@dslasers IT WUZ!?!?!? OMG THAT IZ COOL
helios774 1 year ago
oh yes! but you would see a dot. you would not see a beam
MOZZWIGAN 1 year ago
@MOZZWIGAN doh! replied to 'helios' b4 I read your (correct) reply... surry ;)
dslasers 1 year ago
@dslasers
im going to take this laser and point it at my eye point blank range
mercanaries3 1 year ago
@mercanaries3 well, you're gonna need a lot of 'bactine', then... ;)
dslasers 1 year ago
SHOOT THAT EMPIRE BATTLESHIP DOWN!!!
Sebansho 2 years ago
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DevilMaster 2 years ago
Eventually, these guys are gonna make a lightsaber...
Sharkhunta29 2 years ago 58
hahahaha :P
Nickey90 2 years ago
sure they are yoda....and whats going to make the beam stop at 3 feet
johnhar271 2 years ago
@Sharkhunta29 Impossible to make it solid.
HIDDENTECH2 1 year ago
@Sharkhunta29 wahey :)
SuperIby 1 year ago
@Sharkhunta29 Never, its virtualy imposible, you can't stop light from moving and 2 lasers will pass trough each other. So you could make a hand held laser no problem, but no way you could block another laser with it or make it just stop 3 feet out.
drkoracle 1 year ago
@drkoracle isn't it ridiculous how many people ignore the laws of physics in their rants on fantasy weapons?
eatcomics 1 year ago
@drkoracle never say never, if quantum physics has taught us anything its that the universe is a complex, awkward and beautiful beast. we may see light sabers yet!
sacredgeometry 1 year ago
@Sharkhunta29 Yeah, a lightsaber that reaches the moon.
epohnopulse 1 year ago
@Sharkhunta29 wpuld be harder cuz a lightsaber needs to be stopped at some point
TuhNEWbshow 1 year ago
daaaamn...and i think my 250 mw is powerful...
TheMask180 2 years ago 5
laws will be brought out soon against protentially lethal laser weapons after all current laws only apply to firearms which only covers projectial weaponry laser is just light o.0
CaptainCrumple 2 years ago
that looks like star wars xD
lamator6 2 years ago 4
I want a hand held version of the military's terrawatt laser used to zap enemy missles...where can I get one?
rodman332 2 years ago 4
AS DO I !
honse246 2 years ago
yea if it really was a 40W now you would have a buncha holes in your ceiling...
Mincho1994 2 years ago
we DID put holes in this dome...
dslasers 2 years ago
no if it was 40 "MW" then you would
djaaron23 2 years ago
nooo 1000mw=1W stuuupid... this is 40W!
TimmmahC 2 years ago
Timmm, I think dj was saying 40 MEGA Watts (mW = milliwatt; MW = MegaWatt) and yeah - 40 MEGA Watts would certainly put holes in this dome - and quite likely, any part of your body... :O - 'McPiercing', anyone? ;)
dslasers 2 years ago
ahhh I C... yaa cuz 40 miliwatt would just look cool. haha.... 40 MW! isnt that 40,000 Watts?!?!
that would like blow you away if u pushed the button. ;)
TimmmahC 2 years ago
Lol I'm firing ma lazer !
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH xD
IllegalMavamaarten 2 years ago 4
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!
blompy2 1 year ago 6
@blompy2
SHOOPEN DAS WHOOPEN!
I'm never buying one of these things, cause I know I'll wear out my voice shouting that every time I use it for the first week, and I'll make all my friends hate me.
DaimyoD0 1 year ago
@TimmmahC Nope 40 Million watts!!
TimpBizkit 1 year ago
Haha wow I can't imagine a 40 mega watt laser...
purplepandaco 2 years ago
@dslasers 40 MW would melt through a tank in a very short period of time. You'd have no body left if you got hit with it.
AurumenK 1 year ago
@AurumenK yes 40MW focused down to a pinspot would certainly cut thru just about anything...
dslasers 1 year ago
@dslasers thats prolly why we only have like 5MW lasers irl
beyblayder 1 year ago
@beyblayder
Speak for yourself my friend ^^
5mW (you americans should get used to it...write a small m for milli) are not even a damn toy...
AnselmoFanZero 1 year ago
@AnselmoFanZero ...and what 'SuperiorThanEveryoneElse' Country would you be from, Mr Zero?? :)
dslasers 1 year ago 5
@dslasers
Germany. kg and km is way more wasy than mills and pounds and gallons and shit. Cant doubt that.
AnselmoFanZero 1 year ago
@AnselmoFanZero
Its funny how everyone hates America :P
dc9unknown 1 year ago
@AnselmoFanZero hes right nothing greater than 5mw for the us
macuser7080 1 year ago
@beyblayder Currently, a 500 GW laser exists. It is being used in experiments as scientists try to create a fusion reactor.
If you don't know what GWs are, it is 5 * 10^12 (in Scientific Notation), or 500,000,000,000 W. AKA 5 * 10^15 mw.
scooter1151 1 year ago
@dslasers Problem is, at those energy levels you would ionize the air from the absorption in the atmosphere, creating plasma flares that would drain most of the energy before it reached the target.
NichtDieseTone 1 year ago
@dslasers you mean 40 watt not 40 milliwatt 40 milliwatt is not very strong at all
Thebadbeaver9 1 year ago
@AurumenK Now if someone were to put a few mirrors on the armor of said tank.. lol
ISeeTallPeople 1 year ago
@AurumenK
This is not MW though.
MagnusRulerHardt 1 year ago
@AurumenK 40 MW or 40 watts?
americaneagle791 1 year ago
@AurumenK The video is titled "40 Watt..." I'm not sure that there are any synthetic materials in existance today that could handle the energy output of a 40 MW laser.
bbqueuezor 1 year ago
If it really is 40W that it could probably kill you if it was shot in your face.
Belmaktor 2 years ago 28
@Belmaktor it would burn right trough you
BreYatoProductionZz 1 year ago
Fail....
drive501 2 years ago
malazar jokes=death of meme
so iznt 40watts green like ..an EIGHTYwatt IR beam?
-hero
fordieform 2 years ago
more like 130-150W
dslasers 2 years ago
holy christ
-hero
fordieform 2 years ago
uuuh wow
DJOutland 2 years ago
Now let's see it burn stuff
Ham549 2 years ago 5
IMIA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!!
ApolloNaught 2 years ago 8
Blaaaargh!
hamsters4ever 2 years ago 2
looks like a laser cannon from a tie fighter.
jediskunk67 2 years ago
icall this The Peew, Peeew!
PokeFanzor 2 years ago 5
LOL!
mackjsm 2 years ago
THEL-systems. Tactical High-Energy Laser. STAR WARS
Beamshipcaptain 2 years ago
bsc u r one of th e biggest nerds ive ever seen
Shamizle123 2 years ago
You just vaporized the cell-phone sattelite for my service!
Beamshipcaptain 2 years ago 2
looks like star wars cannons
DreamOnProductioninc 2 years ago 2
you just made my day :)
dslasers 2 years ago
did u ever make a laser be4
DreamOnProductioninc 2 years ago 2
yes
dslasers 2 years ago
did u make a vid
DreamOnProductioninc 2 years ago
WOWOOWOW go easy with that baby
you dont want holes in your roof
TommyDeBest 2 years ago 7
look for the MTHEL here on youtube
Nazgul167 2 years ago
this is cool
rroge5 2 years ago
you shot down my icbm goddamnit
put that thing on a leash
Xgonorzaz 2 years ago 2
lol
BADASSMANDO 2 years ago
why dont they have these things in the military? :D
GuitarHeroIIIRocker 2 years ago
to GuitarHeroIIIRocker: they kinda do have those in the military, they use it to blow up missiles
MasterHacker01 2 years ago
cool laser can i buy it??
bjornwitteman 2 years ago
They have made military ones. Amerian(Predictably lol) Cargo planes will are equipped with laser cannons that can shoot down ballistic nuclear missiles before they cross the coast of America. Over a couple hundred foot way aswell, look for a docu called future weapons.
KingOhmni 2 years ago
to metru;
because people can see where it comes from once it's fired. you can make a SNIPER rifle from this even if it's 100 watts...
now scientists are working on gauss and plasma technology for weapons
KirikBaget 2 years ago
thats military shit right there. can i have one? rofl
E1U51V3 3 years ago
why havent we made weapons out of this shit yet?
metru8606 3 years ago 8
"With a range of up to five miles at a flying height of 10,000 ft, this 40,000 pound chemical laser, which is fitted to an adapted Boeing 747, can take accurate aim at speeds of up to 300mph. This modified military jumbo jet is equipped with the latest in airborne laser weapons technology, for identifying, tracking and shooting down missile threats.
The YAL-1 Airborne Laser (ABL) has been some twelve years in the making"
type that into a google search engine. eat your heart out
frnnk 3 years ago
Toxic radiation...? Maybe...
laziruss 2 years ago
you need 2,000 watts for it to be a weapon from a long range.
and we do have laser weapons...for air defense but its in (IR) form infrared red is really stronge for taking down enemy missiles
and stoping enemy targets in their tracks..
of course they are still perfecting the laser weaponary system like a perfect laser beam with no focus point just a continues long range burning ability
costs millions to make
mercanaries3 2 years ago
we havn't made weapons out of this shit yet because it could blind the user before it damages the target
psycopyro001 2 years ago
Hurr, learn your understanding of lasers and science, and stuff.
camelapodo 2 years ago
so this means its a 40,000mw laser?
binmanbruce2 3 years ago
'datz what it means! :)
dslasers 3 years ago
thats like what they use to cut metal xD
laffe222 3 years ago
yep... if you focus the beam from this thing down to a point, you can put a hole in a razor blade! (of course, you can't HOLD the smokin' thing!! ;)
dslasers 3 years ago
hats awesoome... ivee seen those lasers in action.. well i cant look directly at it all the time, i need goggles but still. its cool
laffe222 3 years ago
didn't the u.s. airforce equip its jets with laser cannons about 4 or more years ago? didn't recieve a lot of news time, but i remember viewing it on an army website
frnnk 3 years ago
crazy!
WingZero616 3 years ago
wickedlasers lol its a rip off
5mw green laser for 60bucks plus 10for shipping and i bet it isn't even 5mw probably 3mw or 1
mercanaries3 3 years ago 2
AWESOME!
I...need...
rocketparrotlet 3 years ago
Does this have a 40w diode or does it have a 40w output of green light?
elgranto7 3 years ago
No, it is a krypton-flashlamp-pumped system, that produces in-excess of 40 Watts of green @ 532nm...a 40W diode @ 532nm does not exist...yet! ;)
dslasers 3 years ago
Heck, a 5mW green diode doesn't even exist! :P
LRMNmeyer 3 years ago
5mW green diodes do to exist
blackjacket123 3 years ago
to my knowledge, no one is yet-producing a direct-diode semiconductor LASER lasing @ 532nm (a diode LASER, NOT an LED...) You may be thinking of the prolific green pointers / modules, that are actually DPSS (diode-pumped solid-state) which is really like 3 lasers-in-one. But if you know if such a direct-diode @ 532nm product, please, share!! :)
dslasers 3 years ago
How is it, exactly, that there is a visible green line formed by the laser? Does it just reflect off of dust, or does it actually ionize the air and create plasma?
nopushbutton 3 years ago
hi nopush - good question, and your first guess is correct - all light is seen by the illumination of dust / fog / water-vapor, etc, etc particles that exist in the open air - in a perfect vacuum (with absolutely ZERO dust / particulates), a laser beam would be invisible... cool, eh? ;)
dslasers 3 years ago