Welcome to Gurnee!

[trailrider125]

LOL that pretty much covers all of gurnee...

[Mrbutteryproduction1]

u guys make gurnee look terrible

[axewolf22]

OMG! REMEMBER CIRCUIT CITY!!

[GlydeParkour]

lol i been to all those places

[warrenswimmer]

You can't forget all the squids arriving daily to gurnee from the Great lake naval base to screw with everything, then you can forget about the 2005 warren township high school sex scandel... Im in texas right now i want to go home to gurnee!

[jasonlee716]

That car wash isn't there anymore. We're not so diverse now. This is hilarious! I can't believe I live here.

[Tman00178]

8:18 is the real gurnee, IL

and viking school > woodland

[GlydeParkour]

@Tman00178 Viking suks cock! too small!

[Tman00178]

@GlydeParkour .......Nice. Classy.

Woodland.

[3sweetthings]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. I hate gurnee. so boring. but, i dont go to woodland, so...yea. u covered all of the important parts XD

[irosa451]

Very campy! Nice. G-town!

[itsallgood9211]

That was the worst video I have ever seen, and it doesn't even cover the important things here...

[lilprplebnny]

ok people, this video is just all in fun, its not supposed to be taken seriously.....settle down....are you really that interested in the history of or boring town anyways?

[mvballer101]

god dam i want to kill myself watching this fuckin video i hope this was for a school project lol

[ginawill7]

no one wants to come to gurnee. its so boring here.

[Nathanorange6]

I live right behind bob rohrmans XD

[LALALALALALAboo]

lol gowe beach is closed.

[paulineSherris]

Gurnee is BORING!!!!! homie but ehh

[gingisune]

I didn't even know we had a local history section at the library o_O

[deepspeed12]

Ha. I grew up there and haven't been back in years. I know remember why!

[bobz76com]

every town is like this

[iamzachmo]

After being in Gurnee from 91-06 I can say you have done justice to exactly what I've been saying since I was first able to drive. Gurnee does suck, admit it.

[HaloXWings]

Um.... -.-.....

No comment...

[patrickwayne]

dude...great video...do one on waukegan...which is even worse!

[1RyanDrake1]

I gre up in Zion, but I've been living in Gurnee for the last four years, and let me tell you, it really doesn't get any worse than Gurnee.

SWING STATE=CONFORMIST BROS

haha dunes just got new oners last year, looks better now.

[LoveMovieTrash13]

THAT WAS GAY AND UNTRUE AND GAY

[bfreak247]

Your mom is untrue.

[LoveMovieTrash13]

true.....

still um,

when ur a kid its not a bad place.really its not.

just dont stay there forever.

sorry for not getting to the point

the movie was still gay.

[Orchdork54]

this video is great LoL I used to live in gurnee oh some 12 years ago It sums it up but u forgot about the DQ in the middle of town!

[MusicRhythmKristine]

lmao hahahahahha

[hogan247]

gurnee is the best go woodoland middle school and warren also in this video marble slab closed it is a 1:15

[HawthorneHeights88]

Lol, yup. That summed up Gurnee perfectly. Living here for 15 years.. over half my life. Wow.

[dudetotallytubular]

hhaha i am from gurnee~!

[marmarkay]

IM FROM GURNEE.!

[PampersPete]

After a 12 year self-imposed exile,the Prodigal Son returns on March 6th!

[KYMSTER69]

At least you kids didnt grow up in Gurnee in the 80's like I did...If I were you I'd join the military

[Sara5491]

haha this video is the story of my life

[DRadsGF89]

im from here!

[angryemobeaver]

Best video ever!

[calvincox1]

hahahahahaha still funny

[soccaman847]

thats the school i go to

[soccaman847]

i live in gurnee lol

[calvincox1]

Bahahahahahahaha Rollins road gurnee is so funny but wadsworth and grayslake are better

[sweetguyy7]

ok so i get this is supposed to be funny, and i guess its not that bad...but how lame do you have to be to say that gurnee is that boring? im actually kinda mad i gave you an extra hit because the idea here is so stupid. just because your too stupid to be creative and come up with something to do, or go somewhere near by doesnt mean gurnee sucks.

lame. and i agree with whoever wrote before-move to kenosha if you wanna be bored, or anywhere in wisconsin

[louieelbandido]

You must be crazy! No, fat and stupid! No, ugly and uglier! No 4inch or less, or triple AAA and stinky! Be players or get played!--- LEAVE GURNEE ALONE

[bfreak247]

Wow. We really seem to hit a nerve here. Do you want to talk about it? Did something in your past make you like this? Are you projecting your own inadequacies on others? Can you not take a joke and are forced to spew sentence fragments?

[8m57w692]

My friend and I once sat on the freezer in her basement for 45 minutes trying to think of something to do. After many outbursts of "Gurnee is freaking lame!" we decided to rent some movies from the library and go get ice cream. Definitely lame.

[kimlaama]

This is brilliant.

[Popperjack512]

go gurnee!!!!!!!!!

[Divided09]

haha

gurnee is quite possibly one of the most boring places in Illinois

[NukeyDoo]

Ok, I'll be the only one who is not a kiss-ass here. This movie sucks. The Asian is lame; not funny in the slightest bit; needs to run a comb through her hair, etc. etc.

Little whiners should just move. Try Kenosha if you want a place that sucks.

[PampersPete]

At least Kenosha has The Brat Stop.....

[bfreak247]

HMMM. Well the "asian" as you affectionately call her is actually a model. For real. So you can Derelicte my balls Cap-i-tan. And even if we moved, Gurnee would still continue to suck.

[NukeyDoo]

the Asian is a model? Really? So I guess that means she's automatically hot and don't' need to run a comb through that hair, eh?

Links please ... (to her model work). Anyone can claim model-dom ...

It's a year later ... the video still sucks, and have you moved yet? Please tell me yes ...

[bfreak247]

@NukeyDoo (ok, long time no response...) go to google and type in Noelle Lynn....and you'll find her model work.

[baywest]

@NukeyDoo Am I sensing another white guy with an asian fetish??? Very clever on how you asked for them pics. People should take notes.

[chrisjunkie708]

I Live 5353 Davis Ct.. Gurnee Sucks!

[bfreak247]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that giving your address is not a good idea on the interwebs.

[dkbmxridr]

Thank you for making this. Thank you. I had a few LOLZ. Oh and a definite LOLZZZ at the kid who posted the comment about going to the skatepark and swingstate and living the "alternative" life

[nintendofanboyy]

gurnee is 20 minutes away from me :D

[PampersPete]

As someone who spent almost 2/3's of their life thus far in that miserable fucking shithole,only to end up in Sandy Eggo,CA,I gotta say,SPOT-THE-FUCK-ON!!!! Although I do miss Gurnee from time to time,that place sucks cock!

[nouveauxespoir]

i used to live in gurnee, this video is HILARIOUS!!!

because it's true :P

i really miss the thrift stores, though, they were pretty sweet (i found this mermaid sequined dress once--no lie, it was amazing)

[between2theives]

gurnee isnt that bad.. i think you just dont realize all that we have bcuz youve lived here all your life and u dont know what its like to have anything less.

p.s. funny vid though haha

[AlohaErin]

Just a little comment... thank god you made this film, myself and two other Gurnee refugees who finally escaped laughed our asses off in Hawaii while watching this video. Congrats, you captured the essence of Gurnee perfectly. We pointed and laughed and remembered the days when we too sat at Denny's stealing coffee and heckling our friends who worked there. For all those still trapped, don't give up hope, one day you may escape purgatory... you may get as far as Waukegan.

[theShalomofLila]

hahaha. Man, I am glad someone sent this to me to on my facebook group for You Know You Live In Gurnee When..

This video is amazing. Seems like something me and my friends would do well done :]

[LordNader]

So true about the "night life". I end up at denny's like every other night.

[baywest]

NADERRR!!!

[LordNader]

Bryaaaan! I think I misspelled your name...it has been so long that I forgot how to spell it :P

[baywest]

and i thought i knew everyone in Gurnee.....but man that asian cracks me up.

[baywest]

i donno how i subscribed to you but i'm glad i did cuz you guys really show what Gurnee is like.

[Darthape1]

Ok, yeah i guess i went a little overboard with that comment. After all it's just a u tube video

[soxfancj]

lol my school is at 6:24

[Darthape1]

whats so bad about gurnee, there's tons of other $hity towns and u pick gurnee!!! wtf

[bfreak247]

Well.........we live here.........

[stripes992]

haha u made it sound lik such a small town and isnt really lol so funny!!!!!

[Kneetow]

Everyone pretty much "hates' the town they grew up in...just a fact of life... but there is no place like home.... :)

[jonasfreek223]

i love gurnee its my home town

[bfreak247]

Well you suck as well.

[bfreak247]

just kidding. :-)

[mejiaman5000]

i live in gurnee it fucking sucks

[viyau]

The dunes comment was funny-)

[McDelT]

The funniest line was at 8:05. nice job.

[BarbieIslandPrincess]

I live in gurnee. it does suck. i wanna move to california. haha

[astradoman]

I love you guys. Thank you so much. It is 10:55 in the morning and thanks to my being poor and not having a car I have nothing to do.

[aberzombie11]

swing state sucks

[gundark21]

hit the nail on the head man

[gspotcyplick]

reminds me of how much i hate living here

[tastelife37]

omg this vidoe is so fucking awesome! so true. i hate this place too! Noelle your so fucking funny!

[mixkick]

Theres always swing state

[patrulz13]

haha im a resident in gurnee, and when gurnee closes at 8, theres always waukegan and libertyville to go to

[ktotheman521]

Haha his is great, oh and you forgot to mention our classiest resturant is olive garden

[tuckertastictk]

I lol'd

[CaptainSteve0112]

Gurnee in a nutshell

[awakenosleeper]

HAHAHAHAHA wow, spot on spot on! i have to say one of my favorite parts is about the poor people not going to Marcus but instead the dunes. Wow thats good stuff, im even laughing about it still!

[gangstajforeal]

The beginning was the best part.

[inemerica]

you must of been really really bored

[chingpow5678]

i think gurnne is okay with the exception of woodland disrict 50

[dreujnk]

also the movie should have ended with someone hanging themselves.

[dreujnk]

You guys are my heroes for making this.

Dennys, Steak and Shake, IHOP, whats the 4th resteraunt?

[bfreak247]

Avalon

[Emilylaw00]

you unfortunately captured our town to a T.

[ender1327]

Oh, Gurnee.

[bradn247]

I would laugh but, I live that life. Nice seeing the tree climbing feature, thats my kinda fun.

[cptabrv]

You really really need a life....

[cptabrv]

No-L looks like she wants to kill someone this entire movie...