Drunk Baby

[gotricesnitch]

2:01

hahahaha

[Ammo1174]

no, no, no, no, no, no

[TasteForDisaster]

1:55 is that a condom on the jack daniels?

[williamtrevormcneil]

@TasteForDisaster please dont tell me you're serious

[GustynMontoya]

Before he was a shitty rapper...

[daNXT81]

donald u ashy lol

[MrKidjay12]

childish gambino



[TheHealerIzAwesome]

I wonder if he actually got drunk before they made this.

[NaturalJule]

I wish I was Donald's tighty whities

[stupidhatonthefloor3]

@NaturalJule Dang that's gross

[SockCasserole]

Haha they both nearly laughed a few times, terrific acting xD

[ryanthepiper]

its bro rape

[Danny81062]

how the hell they keep str8 faces?

[dxjdog]

GUESS WHAT i LIKE tacos

[HappySheepEating]

GET WRIST CONTROL!!!

[starkitty5]

why doesnt derrickcomedy keep making vids nymore?

[wafeman17]

@starkitty5 their doing bigger and better things.

[maribelgranadosfacio]

It is funny

[JagWar1752]

he sounds like stinkmeaner

[mijzelffan]

That drunk dial has quite the history behind it.

[cowjomonkey]

baby sounds vietnamese

[aaron75fy]

...biiiiiiiig baby

[UndeadEO]

I'm confused; can someone explain what the "wrist control" comments are about?

[gcspartan9]

@UndeadEO watch self defense by them

[UndeadEO]

@UndeadEO Ohhhhh xD Thanks.

[sunilirioh]

That is one sexy baby.

[LovenRawr]

LOL WHY IS THE BABY SO BIG X) and why does it have armpit hair lol x)

[saintrykon]

onley AUSTRALIANS get the joke at 0:30

[Exposition011]

Nobody even noticed that the dad is white and the baby is completely black?

[Unit1262]

I think I had a nightmare like this once......Only he was mugging me..........

something about crack?

[520mrcoke]

@Unit1262 did u get wrist control?

[Unit1262]

@520mrcoke ya, but before I could pull out my gun I woke up..........

[crazedcanadian2001]

lol anyone else notice the sitter cracking a smile when drunk baby was trying to make out with him? :P

[beautfulgirl100]

if my childs like that they wont see the light of day

[beautfulgirl100]

if my childs like that he wont be living

[DaBadGuyCR]

You got to love Donald Glover... LOL!

[CobainGrohlFan]

This baby is drunk, and he IS MUGGING YOU

[chicopapass]

@CobainGrohlFan wrist control!

[mickeymousehihoha]

i liked the part where he was drunk

[mickeymousehihoha]

i liked the part where he was drunk .

[Lithiumized]

Um, Thats the same shirt the black guy wore in the Celebrity video.

[itachi32661]

LMFAO THIS SHIT HAD ME LAFFIN SO HARDDD XDD

[thebr8n]

hold 6 lmao

[WEGONEFINDU]

THATS A BIG BABBY

[nikystfire]

Ahahaha! I feel so bad for laughing at this

[cubanoynegro]

@2:15 RAPE

[mik0soft]

Now you see what you want to do is get wrist control on the baby...

[00madbox00]

it's weird how often he's shirtless in their videos.......

[jaufaja]

so to get my dad to sleep, i need to read him shot recipes? brilliant!

[IPawnt]

Apparently alcohol gets you pecs and abs within a matter of few years.

[Reaperfalll]

Noobs

[He11cupid]

1:30 hes trying hella hard not to laugh lol

[123starbaby321]

what a great father

[rtj129]

"give me your keys."

[troubleincorporated]

Awwww, I remember the Learning Tree.

[troubleincorporated]

@troubleincorporated GAH! Why did I type "Learning?" I meant "Giving." I remember the Giving Tree.

[JakeLWright]

Is it strange that I have a 6 year old cousin who acts like that? He doesn't drink, but he acts drunk.

[Fisherguy28]

I wonder wat the people walking by were thinking when he pulled a black teenager in a diaper out of the car....

[eric61111]

@Fisherguy28 Ya hes nit a teenager...

[LadiiKookiez]

lol he sounds like a sim

[Mauskerade]

282 people didn't stop the drunk baby in time.

[ayumikoshiro]

LOL one of the funniest ones so far... catching up is fun

[LonelyiReitaaa283]

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[zombiek3nny]

lol 1:40 - 1:48 is 1 of the best parts

[Falconchief56]

Its funny how he just calls him Drunk baby

[timisue2000]

stupid

[Abstruseish]

Is it wrong that this video gave me a boner?

[DoingLifee]

@Abstruseish yes.

[naarealy]

NO. NO. NO. NO. I'm not gonna make out with you!

[SuperMeanshit]

how many times has that long beach shirt been in there videos?

[MrBrwzah]

Averaged sized black baby

[Exzesion]

@MrBrwzah Lol

[IamaRifle]

You can't use that sound track! It is copyrighted!

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

@IamaRifle you cant stfu and who cares lol

[vhrebs2209]

3000 people make out with drunk babies

[ExoticTofuModDB]

280 people are constantly intoxicated.

[lukejposadas]

@Awzone 3000 black people always drink and smoke weed!

[bawroshaiq]

that's so funny

[TheLuoTube]

OMG I have that teddy bear

[Awezome3000]

a black guy drunk really?

[YelonFul]

279 people won't make out with Drunk Baby

[Tecanuva]

He sounds like a sober aboriginal...

[TheOfficialGod]

this reminds me of the whitest kids u' know skit "baby beer" Oh that was classic

[JohnnyRussianBlowDro]

dats wat happens wen u baby a baby!!

[slayer6542007]

I would bet that last time he grabbe him and tried to make out it was improv. The blonde dude looked and sounded serious and scared. Lmao.

[BRANNANROSS]

lol, i wonder what people thought when they saw him outside

[hijklmnoport]

1:11 porn nickle?

[BrooksCracktackle]

"I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd."

[habde]

my little cousin has that same elmo phone!

[EBellena]

Er, what an adorable baby?

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[shrijhaan]

@funnyzombieguy U R TOO DRUNK TO POST just read what uve posted !!! LOL

[1994hi1]

ebadeh....gudayadeee....ahllle­www....?

[anky1997]

lool

[shoootout7]

*goes to sleep* shhh *trys to make out with him * no no no no

[lankinator24]

this is disturbing on so many levels

[nationsfinests]

this video is so fucking funny

[giovannidark1993]

Are you pooping right now? *hmmm* Are you... *hmmmm* Are you pooping? *hmmm... Aahhhh* xD

[XxXCoronaWitLimeXxX]

no no no no , i am not going to make out with you x3

[Vayner11]

hahaa i wonder what the people outside were thinking

[thecatyoukai]

"insert quote of video here, get tons of thumbs up"

[AwesomeNyla]

ROFL! "No, I will not make out with you. NO NO NO!!" Lol.

[KNDRULES01]

thanks i really wanna see a comment on what I was "about" to see but u ruined it...

[SuperMilo987]

How does someone give birth too a baby that size?!?

[mickeymouseluvaz]

BAHAHAHA xD THATS AWESOME! xD ahahah

[cowhead171]

Omg this is sooo fucken funny!!!!!! Lol

[Beatboxbizboy]

DRUNK baby ur to drunk to drive give me your keys lol

[mooshashie]

i love how the first two comments are the same, ffs

[NoirFan01]

I'd let that drunk baby kiss me (provided he hasn't soiled his diaper).

[MydniteDaun]

Lol you can almost hear the blond guy laughing when the baby tackles him xD

[VenagisX]

he sounds like sims..

[Crazymonkeylovestaco]

no! no no no no! i am not going to make out with you. LOL

[ATOMIKMOTORSPORTS22]

should have given him beer

[ATOMIKMOTORSPORTS22]

should have given him beer lol

[dlod666]

ever notice how babies are alot like drunks

[ichigo29164]

wtf is with these guy's, there weird derrick comedy to funny

[emmawesome1]

I'm about 99% positive this is what Bill Cosby sounds like when he's drunk....

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@emmawesome1 It's probably what he looks like too.

[AlexKearnsIsGay]

ARE YOU POOPING!?

[anthonykeynan]

shhhhhhhhh......no no no no no

[Sarahface8]

Oh God!

[grzeslaw10]

Hilarious !!!! give me your keys

[XxrandomstarqueenxX]

BABY RAPE!!! LOL

[luigi33333333]

@XxrandomstarqueenxX

BRO RAPE

[kinnebrew1]

oh my god

[GuyMcpersonLol]

"are you pooping" *nn*

"are you pooping??" *nnnnn*

"ahhh"

LOL

[blackberrywhore]

1:27 the blonde guy was sooo gonna laugh xD

[AlexanderArts]

pretty much like a normal drunk person, just wearing baby clothes - so i guess hes pretty drunk in that case.

[lobsterman1000]

omfg!!! this was fucking hilarious!!!

[IxXWaLTeRXxI]

hahahahahahaa he was totally laughing at that moment xD 1:25

[Mynameiskindalongish]

When the "drunk baby" talks sounds like someone from the sims. :D

[FinalFirebrand]

The plastic car keys. X-D

[trojan2434]

The baby keys!! LMFAO!!!

[Mysterey101]

my copy of the giving tree never had a black guy's face on the back.

[wtfkitten659]

lmfao! im not making out with you! haha

[andrewyb1]

The black guy was wearing the white guys shirt in "Celebrity" Their sharing clothes...sad

[TheHatchettFace]

@andrewyb1 The fact you notice and care about that is sad.

[andrewyb1]

@TheHatchettFace Just an observation...chill

[TheRandomPersona]

@andrewyb1 Sad? Donald Glover is more successful than you'll ever be. It's funny to see you pity him.

[Chriz518]

funny

[Chriz518]

Funny

[emokid197]

ha!!!!!!!

[TreyDubProductions]

gimme your keys lol



[shevitzgirl1999]

haha funier the second time

[shevitzgirl1999]

it amzing how they can keep a straight face durin the video

[PS3playa1]

I love wen he argues with his Teddy bear, mystery team ftw!

[Rabbits111894]

drunk baby you are to drunk to drive

[StupidGuyVids]

are u pooping right now?

mmm

are u pooping

mmmmmmmn

are you

nnnnnnnnnnnnm

aaaaaaaaah

[ForTheAcievments]

that babys got some ashhy ass legs

[neeow123zow456]

this is RACISSSSSSS!

[TwoForFlinchin1]

@neeow123zow456 how

[thatkush313]

@neeow123zow456 You're an idiot.

[reallyNsane]

@neeow123zow456 lol faggot

[Pauliester123]

@neeow123zow456 How? The babies black so what?

[Forza3DragChannel1]

@neeow123zow456 wow you're fucking stupid XD

[FlyingVStudios]

how awkward was the scene at 1:45? lolll

[shoulderkolibri]

I love that freakin' shelf of spirits there hahahha XD

[DoWorkAllDayOK]

Such a funny video, please watch mine

[nttm94]

mystery team was THE funniest movie i have ever seen in my life. no joke

[KohdeeCA]

Reminds me of my two year-old brother

[brackenjo]

oh my gosh reminds me of the 2 year old smoking baby haha

[stud002]

@brackenjo haha same here.

[papadooo3]

haha that baby has armpit hair

[spartan1010101]

does he brush his teeth with that bottle of Jack?

[brackenjo]

@spartan1010101 when he leaves for the night he ain't coming back LOL

[studmuffin45678]

i cant believe they actually filmed part of that outside with him wearing that outrageous outfit

[MrROBOTHAND]

HILLARIOUS

[Gunnzinn]

lol, in the end, baby rape!

[131ymmot]

Funniest guy on youtube

[SRExx727835xx66]

Gay, drunk, huge, black baby...quite an interesting combo if you ask me

[bobkirsch01]

now, thats funny.

[crash11991]

that seems like something i would do for the hell of it. or just to creep my mom out. hehe. thank god i dont live with her anymore. lol.

[potatoelover95]

YOU ALL HAVE NO FUCKING BALLLLLLS, i wanna punch that fucker in the face

[dboone254]

@potatoelover95

Yeh Sure if u wanna get ur lil stupid ass whooped!

[eddie5345]

the blonde one was about to laugh at 1.30,,haha

[baracudarions]

lol at 1:31, the babysitter was about to laugh

[AnusreeAnuradha1]

ohi feel very adventurous today any guys want to have an adventure