Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Traffic Warden)

[Andreas808ify]

There's an app on IPHONE,BLACKBERRY, ANDROID NOKIA & WINDOWS Phones

called mindmymotor, that stops you getting parking tickets it's

AMAZING! please pass this on and we can all

stop getting tickets! ;)

[strippzy]

Who ever disliked this should be banned from youtube.

[JokerScars69]

Jesus, Ed, We got a traffic warden!

[maddogdfc]

some quality quotes in this scene

[metaflix]

@MrFishfinger99 Lock Stock Bass - Hard to find

[yemanyaaa]

I fucking hate traffic wardens!!

[iceblade05]

this is why our sas forces kick ass xD

[someoneinthedark1]

The song at the start is John Murphy - Bass Theme

[MrStonecold69]

dont touch him up

knock him out

[2001motaro]

#OMG a goocl movіe to download it роор.su

[rickyni2009]

"Bend over the fucking desk..." Quality

[sianybaby73]

@dan11mmn01 omg yeah he really does, that made me laugh

[Kobra3rd]

Course you will sweetheart

[adamcos10]

100 like:D

[MsVojtas]

1:54 song name pls? :)

[blablonja]

you have full movie on yebako

[hapoelusishkin]

the best part of this movie and one of the best in the best ever.

"shut up and back up!

spin round big boy...i`ll find ya...course you will sweet heart".

[cole003f]

is it me or did jason statham hav the best lines during this scene

[rabbit605]

Love the English subtitles for an English film - makes no sense. If you don't understand English you won't understand English subtitles. There is English slang used in this movie but the subtitles won't help you with that. Great movie though!

[SaebreWulf]

Not necessarily. I've known people to use them for accents they don't understand, and I think most DVDs have them in case you're deaf or something.

[nejixnaruto]

It helps to understand when they mutter through alot of lines

[McLarenMercedes]

@rabbit605

Makes perfect sense for those who have bad hearing, or don't want to wake up their grumpy neighbors by watching this movie in the middle of the night.

Also for most of those who don't have English as their first language, reading English is WAY easier than listening to it, especially if somebody has a regional accent even the locals can't understand.

Reading the words in plain view, is a lot easier than hearing some mumbling, which can be (and often is) misunderstood.

[playfulpaul1985]

fuckin hate traffic wardens lol

[playfulpaul1985]

i only onlt seen this film for the first time a couple weeks ago and i loved every minute of it very funny some of the same faces are in mean machine too also very funny

[Grego1991]

i think snatch is the on the same line as this one :)

[paperandtea]

this is my opinion and only my opinion but i fink snatch pisses over this film

[elruni]

i don't desagree, but if u see first lock, stock and then snatch, by first u don't think like that. are the same film but improved.

zee german

[toxic2k7]

fair opinion, but i think they r both good in the sense that they r both well written and directed. altho this one has more of a classic ring to it... seen this film bout a million times literally and never gets old lol

[paperandtea]

geeza in the middles out of nil by mouth adn u got old billie bryte of course

[Freestyleh7]

"Tie Em Up, Tape Em Up Hand's And Face !"

[BingobONGOyesyo]

The music The characters The humor

The storyplot

AN ULTIMATE CLASSIC !!

shotguns - what, like guns that fire shots?

[toxic2k7]

"oh, you must be the brains then..." LOL

[mashamorgan]

u dont want to be counting the fingers you

haven got U GET THOSE GUNS!!!!!!!!

mint film

[Ranncidd]

whats the song RIGHT at the start

[JamaicanPhoenix]

that song is the song of SKA films, and not found anywhere unfortunately. it's an awesome song though.

[Ksu1101]

John Murphy - bass theme

[Ksu1101]

Song - John Murphy - bass theme...=)

[scouserlad15]

arghh cant find it anywhere. Any hints mate?

[zingostar]

nice to tie someone that cocky up:)

[COOLoutSON]

id pay knock up a traffic warden like that, f*kin hate traffic wardens

[Shunlyman]

anyone know the song that plays at 1:54?

[sarandonganosvamos]

i don`t know but if you find this song, please! tell me

[blackandred]

please exscuse me but who is the actor who plays the character who elbows the man in the face? i must know, ive seen him some where before

[DCFC79]

the actors name is steve sweeney i believe

[LyncathDRG]

The reason it's got subtitles is because of the accents and fast talking making it hard for non-british people (nothing bad meant by this) to understand what the hell is being said.

Good scene, "Don't touch him up, knock him out!"

[boons50]

im not british and i understood what they were sayin the frst time i watched along with layer cake and snatch lol

[retardno002]

Don't tell me you understood everything that was said with the pyke accent in Snatch coz there's no fuckin way I'm gonna believe you!

[boons50]

hahaha pretty much everything except the pyke talk i doubt anyone ,except the pykes ,could understand exactly what they were saying.

[retardno002]

That's more like it. But it's not impossible to understand SOME of what Brad Pitt was saying...

[themightycelestial]

Ah, a really cool English try some of the Tarantinoisms of Pulp Fiction. Or maybe Resevoir Dogs. I dunno. But what I do know is that this film includes a small but good role for Sting. Who, later, supposedly introduced the director of this film to Madonna. Which later would result in a relationship. Which later would result in marriage. Which later would then result in the movie Swept Away. Which later would then result in the conclusion that Sting needs to learn to mind his own business.

[themightycelestial]

By the way,

in case I didn't make it clear enough,

I love ev'rything 'bout this film.

From the humorous dialogue, to the monochromatic rusty look,

to the father/son relationship of the Vinnie Jones character & his kid.

[ftom100]

Enyone knows the song in the beginning?

[balbes50]

"No Harry, you cunt"

[Guardian77777]

film is fuckin funny lol watched it on dvd last night

[lifechanger2k8]

I fucking love this movie, one of the best films of the 90's!!!

[n261buy]

yes its call walk this land by e-z rollers

[ezwelchman]

yea, anyone know the name of the song at the very beginning, it gets played like 4 other times in the movie

[Jagnarox]

hilarious,

best movie eva

[kofii12345]

Enyone has the song in the beginning?

[Willz0rz]

"A shit load of cash.......... and a traffic warden" haha

[aquazealot]

Soap 2:33

[FatStock]

Enyone knows the song in the beginning?

[britishleylandcrap]

Great film. Also, I've met Steve Sweeney (the guy in the middle holding his neck) He sounds and looks exactly the same.

[seswei]

'where the hell are we gonna hide'? LOL

BTW: it is already in English why does it have English subtitles?

[skyraptor]

-knock him out!

*smash*

-ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! :D :D :D

[annmariesurferbabe]

dnt touch him up!knock him out!!

[georgie4790]

i fuckin ate traffic wardens!!!

[rub3nski]

'fair enough we'll deal with him later', 'shut up you idiot it's hanukkah', 'i don't believe this could everyone stop getting shot?' Frank Harper is the best at bully roles, so underestimated though :(

[Cerqrik]

anybody know what song starts at 1:54-2:11?

[rawmas02]

yeh i was wondering the same

[ARocketTaco]

I've always loved the sound the traffic warden makes when they try to knock him out...

[VirgLondon]

The traffic warden was played by rob brydon who made a full recovery from the beatings and doesn't appear to bear any grudges

[PWJAMES6]

I fucking hate Traffic Wardens !!!!!!

[englandinacan]

It's great.. But.. Why the subtitles?

[LightGloom]

Cuz in this international site,not everyone (including me) can speak english so well :>

[skyraptor]

I speak English good enough but I had to watch Russian version of this movie cuz so much bad language I undersstood 1% of it

[Bodan93]

but this is the ENGLISH language, you probly learn American-English

[skyraptor]

I learn whatever I head. and I watch and listen both American and English. I only mean brutal English is unknown to me. I just dont understand those terms but proper american and english are known to me :)

[koolhop]

what do you think this is fucking hide and seek

[Larkin200]

Its a fu*king traffic warden. Brilliant line

[Reignsi]

hands down one of my fave movies of all time.. hehe.. i'm a total pain in the a*se to watch this movie with.. i try and say all the lines.. hahaha.. :p

[wrestlingkid95]

Thats a good'n......... Use Your Imagination....(everything silent) I fukin hate traffic wardens (glance around) (jumps in back and twats him)

Classic Film

[SaintHavoc]

This movie is one of my all-time favourites.

Actually this scene is one of the best in it, next to the shooting scene, "Arse Ticklers Faggot's Fanclub", and the last scene in Harry's place... "Oh no, not again..."

[starfyre05]

youll never get away with this!!!!!!!!!!they always say that,

[rigby12345678]

Bend Over The Fucking Desk!!!!!

[RescoeZ]

"If you think I'm going to war without one mate, you're mistaken."

"Going to war with what? Have you forgotten those guns you dozy prat."

[raptorinsurance]

This was before Rob Brydon (the traffic warden, now a comedian and actor quite famous in the UK) was famous.

[boardsofcanadafan]

Me 2...I can't find this music when the clip's starting or in time 1:54...help?

[LankanLatino2]

im pretty sure its just a melody made for the movie. you know like some television shows have some in-house bands do a little loop. probably wont be finding it easily - if it's even available for download

[josh074190]

does anyone know what song it is at the very start of this clip??? i can't seem to find it :(

[batgorlrawr]

awesome film !!! whats the song in this part been trying to find it for ages !!

[leapoffaith20]

I believe that it's just the ska films baseline track. It was used a couple of times in Mean Machine too.

[HistoryMajor7]

I ordered a refreshing drink not a fucking rainforest...you could fall in love with an arangotan in there

[curlythepig]

Facking total clarse mate . the lads got it spot on. i ad a right larf when i was a villian and this is what it was like mate . nafin like hurtin people and robbin, its the life mate. i fink the guy who made it lives above the laundrette you know . facking clarse

[callumbus]

do americans watch this film with subtitles

[wolf321830]

im american love this movie and hate the subtitles on it it ruins it

[hpcccc4]

look at were the subtitles first say 'what did they want with a traffic warden?', and you can see a random hand, presumably owned by a member of the filming crew, reach up and hold up the warden nhead.

[gunnedskull]

i didnt even notice that!

[1DannyOAFC1]

@hpcccc4 The hand is owned by the bloke at the back who was holding his head up because he was lieing down.

[nun69allthetime]

i fuckin ate traffic wardens lol

[RedBRIG]

a luv this film....does any1 no the tue at the start>>??

[TequilaDahl]

The ture is Hundred Mile High City by Ocean Colour Scene. Search for the OST on google.

[davehayes2204]

and i think the first comment should be........... what do you think this is, fucking hide and seek?

[AddisonMontgomery182]

yeah, absolutely, my FAVE part... loved it... OF COURSE SWEETHEART ... nah, jason's s fucking gr8 actor