Eminem - Criminal Lyrics

[agusrot]

That thank you! is epic xD

[xXMordoAndMargaretXx]

50 people have a dildo up their ass

[turkybum1]

lady: please don't kill me

eminem: i won't

BANG !!!eminem thank you

[msepicfailz]

Eminem>sleep

[windtomywings]

3:24 the most legendary skit in hip hop starts.

[emerrell33]

em needs to get back on drugs

[emerrell33]

sorry i dont get a lot of drugs and smoke a lot of sleep

[youngruthie1999]

I . CAN'T . EVEN . laughting so hard, omg! :D

[blackdragon24868]

DAMN IT

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he said dont kill anyone your fucking insane

[kgirlhiphop]

LMFAO *gunshot* THANK YOU!

[loumberjack1982]

I would love to see an original comment

[BMZ000]

well its March hope thers a new Eminem album

[hijack2295]

eminem has the greatest skits

[IronDemon555]

49 people tape shut the shit they got to say

[MegaFreshFood]

Bitch you didn't even say your welcome no manners , shoot that bitch Em !

[FromTheWestToTheEast]

I miss this Eminem

[therelic45]

49 people are gay justin bieber fans

[soodkiller]

I think he was lying when he said he wont kill her.

[TheSilentninja5]

Mr. Dont Give A Fuck.

[BACONxINATOR]

49 people belive what he says

[StevenJuarez29]

the 49 people thought they where clicking on the Dis I Like button.

[12pinky1]

@StevenJuarez29 You mean DSi?I have a DSi!:]

[LMCMInterloper]

Holy shit, Em's first two albums had killer closing tracks. On "Slim Shady", it was "Still Don't Give A Fuck", on "Marshall Mathers", this instant classic.

[USP1453]

i got scared the first time he screamed criminal...

[IronDemon555]

best rapper alive.. that simple.

[AHistoryOfFiction]

His last three albums really haven't impressed me. Yeah sure, there were a few on Relapse that were good, and like two on Recovery...But, that's it

[randomcomments1000]

EMINEM OR GTFO

[BBop04401]

The worst 3 rappers in the world

1.Weezy

2.Lil Wayne

3. The carter 4

[rapper4ever313]

thumbs if you are a fucking retard :D

[capnkevy007]

@rapper4ever313 Ur comment touched me...deep in the heart =')

[apiccal34255425]

@rapper4ever313 hehe.....69 thumbs up

[capnkevy007]

49 people ain't criminals.

[mndxx]

@capnkevy007 noooo 49 people are feds

[MegaFreshFood]

Thumbs up if you think that I introduced to my new class in a good way :

I am Alexander 17 and I come from another school from which I was kicked out for cursing in class , I hope that this won't happen here . The only thing I hate is Justin Bieber . My idol is Eminem because he advocates violence against gays and bitches such as Justin Bieber . (Whole class laughs )

[TheNervous33]

Who the fuck is dat 49 dislikes? I'wont kill u ı just wonder it! ( poww Thank u !!!) haha

[XxDaDaRkNiTeXx]

The intensity of Em's chorus is so breathtaking..

[f3arm3l0ls]

Boys enough gay jokes its getting redickulouse

[patrickmylifemyrules]

49 People Disliked you know why... because at the begging when it was like... you know why cause am a CRIMINAL. it scared him

[Brandon1171999So1337]

*boom* THANK YOU!

[HOEZAY1DEPAZ]

im gonna sing this song at the school talent show

[huxchi]

@HOEZAY1DEPAZ Good luck :)

[ButteryAssFritz]

gjhsdjihd vs SparkyPhantom

[tmcc0069]

nuff said

[madnutcase84]

I was gonna make a joke, butt fuck it!

[RemizRidingbythewind]

@madnutcase84 doesnt actually make sence unless you say "I was gunna make a GAY joke, butt fuck it"...

[madnutcase84]

@RemizRidingbythewind Oh wow, fail, i thought it put it in!

[Skylights44]

Gay jokes arn't funny... Cum on guys!

[TheHeavyMetalX]

@Skylights44 Ohhh i see what you did there 

[madnutcase84]

@Skylights44 Iseewhatyoudidthar... trollface.jpg

[URfulloffails]

Like this if your watching in 2012

[azertyuiop882]

The 4 best rapper in the world :

1. Eminem

2. Slim Shady

3. B-Rabbit

4. Marshall Mathers

[SammyBoyEmo]

@azertyuiop882 umm, SLIM SHADY IS NUMBER FUCKIN 1

[kubrickfan25]

@azertyuiop882 What about that guy that Dre hired

[DallasMcLennanTV]

@azertyuiop882 You forgot "the white boy from D12", "Hailie Jade Mathers' Father" and "evil" from bad meets evil

[SubTeeMusic]

@azertyuiop882 You forgot Ken Kaniff

[MrMichaelMaggot]

@azertyuiop882 5. The white guy from D-12!

[ktong87]

@azertyuiop882 you forgot that white guy from d12

[wellthatisgr8]

@azertyuiop882 B-Rabbit is a movie caracter.

[mercixbeaucoup]

@azertyuiop882 you forgot "the white guy in D12"...saw this comment before c;

[Reubent1992]

@azertyuiop882 nahhh marshalls better than b-rabbit and i'd say eminem and shady were on par with each other lol

[Wilboki]

@azertyuiop882 oh really? hop off his dick before you get pregnant.

[MrRyanAllen100]

@azertyuiop882 What about that white guy from D12 i like him

[NodNarbsGaming]

@azertyuiop882 and that white guy from 8 mile :P

[ahrimsz]

@NodNarbsGaming White guy from d12..

[PrimalnstinctZ]

@azertyuiop882

What about Notorious B.I.G, Rakim, MF Doom, Big L, Wu tang Clan, Nas?

[TheSkizzyG]

@PrimalnstinctZ junk.

[jackmcl90]

@azertyuiop882 hahahahhaha they are the same people retard lmfao

[TheSkizzyG]

@jackmcl90 you my friend, are a fucking retard.

[jackmcl90]

@TheSkizzyG what was my comment again?

[STaTiiXMuZiiK]

@TheSkizzyG LMFAO i cant stop laughing at ur response ... "You my friend, are a fucking retard" word. xD

[randomperson12365478]

@TheSkizzyG FUCK YOU!

[tdkomar321]

@jackmcl90 what azertyuiop882 was saying is that eminem is the best rapper you stupid dumb fuck

[jackmcl90]

@tdkomar321 oh we have a internet gangster here, everyone watch out

[KimChonguk]

i miss the funny shady

[njn1219]

robber? thats dre son

[billmcdoogal]

@ officialhelp kenny

Cool story bro.

[OfficialHelpKenny]

Lets be random everybodeh,

Ive got melted cheese in my butt.

[eminem33120]

@OfficialHelpKenny haha well i have a chipmunk in my microwave!

[lolcreepy]

ahahahhahaah this is beast

[Madnessdude7]

popped* oops :P

[Madnessdude7]

i typed eminem criminal in on search and the first thing that pooped up was FRED ...wtf youtube...such a fag

[eminem33120]

@Madnessdude7 WTF POOPED UP? lol..

[Madnessdude7]

@eminem33120 lmao i meant popped :P

[lovintrollin]

LOVIN' TROLLIN'

[WarfareRespawn]

You know why? Because he's a....CRIMINAL

[HOEZAY1DEPAZ]

on the first verse it sounds like cartman and mr.garrison

[TheHxnd]

Thank You!



[EFCSHANE2K8]

Slim Shady and Eminem are two different people

[eminem33120]

@EFCSHANE2K8 nope

[TheLolzaTron]

@EFCSHANE2K8

No they are not. They are the same.

[DeadAndGone505]

@EFCSHANE2K8 They're the same person, but different personality. Shady is the violent psycho, Eminem is the hilarious one (I think) and Marshall is the emotional one

[OfficialHelpKenny]

@DeadAndGone505 Shady is the one who doesnt care about anything. (Hilarious and violent). Eminem IS the same personality as Marshall = Emotional. =)

[DeadAndGone505]

@OfficialHelpKenny Ah, thanks, wasn't too sure on that one. Just as long as everyone knows that All three are beast, it doesn't really matter XD

[Yelaem]

@DeadAndGone505 Oh, I thought Snow White was a wigger?!

[DeadAndGone505]

@Yelaem She was. Her and her 7 chavs :P

[DeadAndGone505]

@Yelaem She was. Her and her 7 chavs :P

[EFCSHANE2K8]

@DeadAndGone505 Thats what I meant hahaahha

[mofffffy]

thumbs up if you are listning to this in 2012!!

[eminem33120]

:D fuckin luvvv it

[bigsinger1981]

i think u mean the eminem on 97 thru 2005 was the best rapper alive, the guys shit now days. lost his edge. the nest alive the Rakim lyricly until he died there last year the Guru was the best rapper and combined the dj premo they ripped anyone apart, including big pac wutang etc

[capnkevy007]

Em's the best rapper alive. There's no argument you can say against that. Haterz, please go fuck yourselfs.

[iloveEMINEM503]

i love it when he sings crazy songs

[eminem33120]

(shoots gun) THANK YOU!

[loken69691]

thumbs up if you would choose this over 2012 songs

[RoCro535]

4:00 LMFAO!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

[WhoBeaLoves]

49 mofos are gonna be killed by eminem :D:D

[TheAngel2134]

3,012 people are Eminems gang!

[2pacforever22]

guys here is a joke

lil wayne n drake

[JustinBeiiberVEVO]

im a bigger criminal than this pussy

<3 justin

[bdc1439]

@JustinBeiiberVEVO Obvious troll is obvious.

[EPIC0392]

@JustinBeiiberVEVO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god ur fuckin funny bitch

[vetoni97]

@JustinBeiiberVEVO You Can only Suck a Dick Bitch and you'r fuckin Idol Justin Gay ass punkk can get sum too Faggot

[WhoBeaLoves]

@JustinBeiiberVEVO FUCK OFF GIRL LOVER. YOU CAN'T FUCKING JUDGE HIM SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW A SHIT BOUT HIM.

damn these mofoss who know shit can suuxxx dicckkk

[iloveEMINEM503]

@JustinBeiiberVEVO yo punk bitch ass just like justin gaybiiber

[ThaDJCucumberSlice]

@JustinBeiiberVEVO haha you're just mad because he hates the fucking faggot that ruined you're social life. "Hate Fags, the answers YES"

[MattTechnical]

@JustinBeiiberVEVO fuk off ya fan of a homo gay

[AlmightyGameGuy]

@JustinBeiiberVEVO Go say hi to Satan

[reynaldo2063]

*BANG* Thank you! lmao xD

[545416855987988666]

Im the 3000th like

Thats the shit dog

[n2aph]

Eyyyyymeeeeeeeen hahahaha lmfao

[berga101]

I drink more liquor to fuck me up quicker than you'd want to fuck me for saying the word... What's the word???

[TBTunez]

@berga101 I drink more liquor....to fuck me up quicker...than youd want to fuck me up for saying the word NI@Ger.... ///// the N word supposed to be there

[ownageforkilz]

the first seconds are so confusing

[Koolaid123x]

@ownageforkilz Are you mental?

[ownageforkilz]

@Koolaid123x nope just doubting wich way he goes in the start.

[walchil1]

Eminem sucks.

Now I got your attention!

Eminem fucking rocks!!!!! Well raps ;3..... That was lame.

[ElissaRperez]

(whistling) how you doin'? HI, how can I help you? Yeah I need to make a withdrawl Okay Put the fucking money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you! What? Oh my god, don't kill me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit looking around... Don't kill me, please don't kill me... I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you Hurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you! ahhh hes soo funny xD

[emEminemfan3222]

@ElissaRperez that aint fair i was gonna say "Hurry the fuck up!! [BOOM] Thank you! now thats funny just dont put the rest that just stupid

[ensanehomie]

Hate fags? the answers yes!

[ThaJokaman]

Eminem is Kickin' ass in this song..!

[Al333xand333r]

retard music :| this is the worst song of eminem

[fiddleswith]

@Al333xand333r wuuuut its so good lyrically though :DDD

[Gerdajenkinn]

@Al333xand333r cool story bro

[justforthelulzzz]

@Al333xand333r

Go back to listening to Not Afraid or Space Bound or whatever pop shit you would listen to.

[Insaneee100]

@Al333xand333r Must be one the new recovery fans lmao

[edwardsnumber1fan1]

I could see one of my characters on an RP I'm in rapping this song.....

Anyways! THIS SONG IS AWESOME!

[Jordman3499]

@MrHawkeye1990 Everyone watching the video is in 2012... Idiot LOL

[borntokillfire]

Make this a Top comment i wll sing this song in the street

[Jason2Guru2]

@MrHawkeye1990 Why post this comment

[Cuntxoxxox]

I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it!

[TheNeoNInfinite]

@MrHawkeye1990 Get thumbs downed

[dzstudman89]

Violent Shady is the best Shady

[vlad9995]

@dzstudman89 Slim Shady's always violent. Marshall isn't.

[sagemode1100]

@dzstudman89 slim shady is the best shady

[RiseAgainstGirl1999]

0:45 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

[IndomitusLupus]

4:00 ....that's just how Slim Shady thanks people. It's not strange, it's expected.

[bitch3796]

i love to heard fuck from eminem.

[goldglove221m]

you guys wanna hear a joke?

"lil wayne"

[MC2CookC]

Robber = Dr. Dre

[JaywalkCorps]

@MC2CookC nahhh its Mel-Man

[Iswearillpoop]

those colors make my eyes hurt

[liverpool379]

'robber'=dre

[Iswearillpoop]

@liverpool379 did you figure that one out all by yourself big guy???

[JuniorBird77LOL]

like if you think your a criminal or even if your 1

[EHSMonster]

@JuniorBird77LOL hehe no1 is gonna admit it ;)

[zettabeam]

I'LL KILL YOU BASTARDS!!!

[epicusernamefail]

@zettabeam wow...chill king kong

[KissesBiitches]

Damn brings back memories of me and my bestfriend rapping this to a sub and getting suspend for a whole week LMAO

[napalmikarhu]

47 is cops XD

[MrGanjatokes420]

i listened to this song in the car with my gf after i got out of jail

[ktj61]

@MrGanjatokes420 hahahahah SWAG

[CMDebio]

@MrGanjatokes420 what a dick head you are then for going to jail