Best Of Rifftrax: Highlander

[irvingcsaltzburg]

"Nick Nolte?"

Naw that's just Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. No seriously that guy's Mr. Krabs, imdb that shit.

[IamTheNightIamFear]

Oh hi lander xD

[theswedishdude1]

"IM KING OF THE BRICK PENIS!" LOL love it

[gingerninja79]

Damn! I still don't get how surprise works! haha

[MegaTaylor12345]

i like the film but this is brilliant

[textthing]

Faight me damnyoo! Somebody FAIGHT me!

[ninjawraith17]

1:17

WOW, that DID sound like Wiseau.

[horaciosi]

(2:57) What did he said?

[Cpt50Caliber]

I swear i got the riff and movie to synch up but for some reason they just seemed to lose each other -.-

[untunedguitar45]

@Cpt50Caliber original or director's cut?

[Cpt50Caliber]

@untunedguitar45

I think mines the original

[untunedguitar45]

@Cpt50Caliber I think the rifftrax is only compatible with the director's cut

[Cpt50Caliber]

@untunedguitar45

dammit

[jek21]

Oh man, they missed a serious opportunity for a Misfits reference @ 4:18.

[purpleshamrock17]

"wait, was that a wookie?"

"whoa, what the hell was that? I didn't even know it did that!"

2:20-:30

[deadballo]

When I watched this the flushing scene had me in tears.

Doesn't work as well in this format for some reason, however.

[kevinhardy]

funny lol

[ThePcar33]

What, no mention of Diet Caffeine Free Highlander, it's the freshmaker!

[BryonYoungblood]

*moan*

Mike: Kevin, was that you moaning?

Kevin: NO, THAT WASN'T ME MOANING!!

Bill: Oh, c'mon, Kevin, gross! Knock it off!

*moan*

Bill: Stop moaning!

*moan*

Bill: Hey, stop it!

Kevin: It wasn't me!

[CaesiusX]

The laughing...The pain...So much pain from the laughing, brought to me by 5:17.

Thanks for this.

[Cpt50Caliber]

@EyeballMuscles

Ahhh Connor Macleod ye stole me dollarr!!!

[tandooriconnection]

"HI!! Damn, I still don't get how surprise works."

[BryonYoungblood]

"McCloud!"

Kevin: I'm fake Michael Caine!

Kurgan: The Gathering... *flicks out his sword's two bladed prongs*

Mike: Whoa, what the hell was that!? I didn't even know it did that!

Kurgan: I have something to say! It's better to burn out... than to fade away! *spins*

Kevin: Wow, he just broke ALL the commandments about not being a lame dork!

Bill: Yeah, and I don't recall Neil Young doing a spin and air punch after that line.

[thetallguy5192]

My favorite

"HAVE TO BE THERE AT ONE!!!!"

[angelmarine1292]

"I don't like boats, I don't like water, I'm a man not a fish!"

"and I love Lisa SOmuch."

LOL

[BryonYoungblood]

Herrrre we are! / Noooo, over herrrre!

[BryonYoungblood]

Man, the guys sure did a nice job with this. I know Highlander is a good movie, but they managed to get me to laugh at the riffs they set up.

[Khepritachiquita]

One person obviously isn't king of the Brick Penis

[fredmand]

Old guy by lamppost FTW

[ForceMaximus84]

Darth Businessman!

[MrBuch169169]

"I am King of the brick penis!!"

[TehSqueakySniper]

duck, duck, duck, duck, uh goose.... why you no chase me?

[PyrozPlayground]

Who's there!?

UM... MEOW!

Reminded me of Colin Mochrie from Whose Line! lol

[JamesOhGoodie]

HIGHLANDER: The only movie with a Frenchman playing a Scotsman and a Scotsman playing an Egyptian who's pretending to be a Spaniard.

[Sutidude]

Do I even have to say where to jam this?

I suppose I could jam it up the... HEY!

[pdlbean]

oh hi, lander.

[grnhair2001]

Do I even need to say ... where to jam this?

I so love these guys

[pixietwitch]

What! No Mr. Krabs jokes?????  For those who don't know, Clancy Brown (the Kurgan) is also the voice of Mr. Krabs on Spongebob.

[GrizDrummer25]

"oh hai lander" made me almost choke on my sandwich lol

[MsLadyisatramp]

good belly laugh from this one!

[textthing]

FAITMEDAMNYOU! SOMEBODY FAIIT ME!

[Sutidude]

WE ARE BROTHERS!!

FROM ANOTHER MUTHA!

[srka42]

"'I'M KING OF THE BRICK PENISSS!" Genius.

[VTPPGLVR]

"Oh hai, lander!"

"Y u no run"?? OMG, are they referring to the meme? They've referenced LOLcats before...

[OmegaII]

@VTPPGLVR Probably just duck, duck, goose.

[monsterinyourpocket]

*Hubcap rolls by*

"CUT. Who the hell did that?"

[sokarsfleet]

Fuck you Highlander the Source. by far worse than Highlander 2.

[2wingo]

@sokarsfleet Highlander: The Search for Vengeance is actually quite good.

[Metamorp8]

@sokarsfleet And that is saying a lot. A LOT! People arguing on the internet often say 'you're as bad as Hitler', when they should be saying 'you're as bad as Highlander: the Source.'

[sokarsfleet]

@Metamorp8 LOl u got a point. Bad a Highlander the source. I got a few "your Worse than battlefield EArth, your Worst than John Edwards.

[alakabaz3]

Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! I have the element of surprise!!!!!

[VerySourLemon]

HEEERE WE ARE!

NO, WE'RE OVER HERE!

[textthing]

I'd like to have a jigsaw-sword that you can simply fit together and use without any danger of it falling apart, even though the pieces are seemingly held together by friction. I don't think the Kurgen understands how swords are supposed to work.

That's another thing - McLeod was sitting there at a wrestling match with a sword inside his coat? His opponent was somersaulting around (???) while hiding his sword inside his jacket?

[fatjuicy]

"I'ma lick you like a stamp, boy!"

[Sutidude]

HAVE TO BE THERE AT ONE!

[TheInstantClassic1]

"I don't like boats, I don't like water, I'm a man not a fish!"

"And I love Lisa so much"

LMFAO I love all The Room references

[OmegaII]

"Who wants to lick forever!"

One of my favorite King songs.

[SirenWasHere]

@OmegaII

Sweet.

[GriffithAMPS]

i know its been a while since i've watched Highlander, but i honestly don't remember the World War II scenes.

[charlesajones77]

@GriffithAMPS Probably because they weren't in the theatrical cut.

[SirenWasHere]

@GriffithAMPS

I believe it was a deleted scene that was included on a special addition DVD that inserted it back in the movie. I guess the person I got the movie from had that version.

[JJJMMM1]

@SirenWasHere

The version I saw on tv as a kid (18 years ago?) had the scene. I don't believe it was directors cut or anything.

[crimsontowers]

@SirenWasHere its rad, but what you saw on here was pretty much all of it. i wish it went into that more, the concept of going from battlefield to battlefield is just awesome

[MrSleepy677]

@SirenWasHere I got the VHS version of this film.

[doc029]

@GriffithAMPS It was the European version, the original US version had them cut out. The later US releases "director's cut" had them back in.

[mistacramer]

Fake Michael Caine ftw!

[Coyotemooneyes]

"Ohai-lander" I lol'ed

[fluffyman85]

Now I'm interested in what's with the old guy next to the lamppost.

[illuminatioracle]

NO COKE...pepsi,,,

[johnhamilton08]

Highlander: Pig in the Big City... that maybe better any of the others.

[PunchSydeiron]

"Oh hai, lander!"

[Anynom]

"I'm fake Michael Caine."

"I still don't get how surprise works!"

"He's supposed to be Scottish? He sounds like Tommy Wiseau!"

"Tonight at 1 Police Cliche Plaza."

"Noble race of Immortals, ladies and gentlemen, shrieking like Jerry Lewis."

"He just broke all the commandments in not being a lame dork."

[KainGerc]

i think my favorite sequel was "Highlander: pig in the city"

(so many beheaded pigs)