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  • The mets suck so bad that there own fans are calling them sh*tty

  • FUCK ALL THE METS HATERS! I STILL BELIEVE IN THIS SHITTY TEAM!! LET'S GO METS!

  • What's wrong with the Klu Klux Klan from the South?

  • the question is not (who the heck is Mark Teixeira) the question is why did you make a song on a pitcher that stays hurt ?

  • its funny cause Johan was the best pitcher in the majors until the mets got him. much like jason bay, much like carlos beltran, much like krod, kinda a trend. Scraping the bottom with the NAtionals while the Braves and Phillies are truly battling.

    GO BRAVES!

  • I <3 the mets

    and kuff and the butt heads

  • These guys blow each other daily, much like their team blows. My Entire Team Sucks

    Cellar position 2011

  • I think you guys cursed the Mets

  • Haha I bet you guys love this song now. Look where Johan is now! And the Mark T song you probably still hate cause he's a Yank! Braves for life!

  • wow you guys suck at pronouncing Johan (YO- HANN)

  • screw u guys the braves r good no matter wat

  • this song is gay. i'm a mets fan and i know they suck and get it put up their asshole by the braves and phillies, but still the nl east sucks.

  • LETS GO METS

  • @funpush Mets will never be good as the 2006 team.

  • Mets suck. Braves tear up Johan. Playoffs 2010, where you at Mets???

  • Looks like Johan working out great now u fatass.

  • Santana, K-Rod, Beltran, Bay, Wright and still 12 games back in the east!

  • fags

  • Mets suck well the braves do to but u assholes just copied the teixeira song at least there's was original

  • omg u coppied the the tex song n the mets suck ur choked 2 years in a row n tht was with johan n the yankee who havent even been in the race since 04 n u guys have really been in it n the yankees actually win a world series n the mets have nothing to say n dont say we brought our world series cuz swish wasnt good at all n CC n AJ were pretty good n Tex was amazin but im pretty sure tht 3 players dont make a big difference

  • what the crap freakin posers! YOU SUCK!

  • Who is this Johan Santana guy ur talkin about? losers singing about a loser ............................go yankeeesss

  • Its kind of funny that even after the Mets got Johan ... they still can't make the playoffs. LOL.

  • mark teixeira is a world series winning first basemen and johan santana is...excuse me, was one of the best pitchers in baseball until her got to the mets...i guess they really know how to ruin careers out there in flushings huh? lol

  • Mets are straight up GARBAGE!!!!!! I mean yall have a roster stacked from top to bottom and yall still SUCK! haha

  • This made me LOL

  • sucks we had injuries last year hopefully in 2010 we are healthy and ready to play

  • ya go metrosexuals. the mets suck

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  • mark teixeira world series champion

  • This parody gave me diarrhea and I shit blood all over the place.

  • your most viewed video is a copied song, good work

  • classic mets fans.

    braves wannabes.

  • ????

  • Boo! Braves rule the Mets every year!

  • and again we come in second and where does the mets finish o yeah thats right no one cares, since the yankes still own new york with mark t and his 40 hrs 122 rbis

  • Who the heck are the Mets?

  • i dont wanna sound rude. but does the guy on the right have some sort of disorder? he looks retarded or somethign

  • So when is this banner going up? They hang banners for choking?

  • honestly this is the worst video I have ever seen, in my life.

  • The Mets have sucked and will always suck! It's there destiny to suck!

  • Cliff Lee>Santana

    World Phucking Champs !!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT u think cliff lee is betr than santana HAHAHA when cliff lee leads the league in era and pitches a three hit shutout on a broken knee then you could come back to me

  • dude on the right looks like eli manning

  • OOOO they preformed theirs at the stadium in frnt of a crowd. The video of the other guys preforming the better is either Mark Teixeira Tribute or Song

  • Wow..took alot of skill copying iof the Mark Teixeira song.....still pretty funny but make your own tune

  • 15-0 vs the yankees worst outting in his career. n tex is kicking ass n the mets choked 2 years in a row METS SUCK

  • Oh my god you don't know who Mark Teixeira is he is leading the AL with most homeruns!

  • u guys are gay

  • Actually Chipper gets hurt every season, Hudson is always hurt, Smoltz was hurt last year, Escobar is hurt, Johnson was down for a while too, and McCann missed a few weeks with poor eye site. We have had loads of injuries.

  • When your team sucks, resort to middle school smack. LOL

  • howd this work out for you guys?

  • @METSUCK07 pretty well. gave up shit to get a great pitcher.

  • @purplestuff722 Doesn't answer my question. The correct answer would have been: "pretty shitty since we haven't been to the playoffs since 2006, and are currently sitting tied for last place with our best pitcher on the DL. Man I wish we had a real pitcher like Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, Cole Hamels or Roy Oswalt right now."

    But hey, good luck. I hope Reyes becomes a SF Giant.

  • @METSUCK07 that doesnt answer your question either. the real answer to your question is the mets gave up shit for johan santana. so any positive production from santana makes the deal better and better.

  • @purplestuff722 Well, no. This video said the Mets were going to win the World Series because they had Johan Santana. I asked how did that work out for them.

    Obviously not well, since the goal was to win the World Series.

    This video said nothing about the value that each team received from the trade. So...yeah. There really is no difference wether the Mets finish with 86 wins or 78 wins (besides the draft slot) since they did not make the playoffs...let alone win it all.

  • @METSUCK07 i hear what your saying. but still i think even if they dnt make the playoffs in the near future the trade still worked out well. watever, we probably wont agree because you like the phils, i like the mets...

  • @METSUCK07 pretty good... Guy was lights out not his fault they don't score

  • @Kjacob11 0 runs of support this year eh?

  • hahaha the mets suck and so does santana! fuck the mets!

  • check out my mets parody song

  • Other than the last time you said his name, you pronounced it wrong the whole song.

  • Nice job guys, very clever. But you do realize that's the Braves Tomahawk Chop music you're using, right?

  • lol, I remember when fatthand used to comment so much about the "Great" mets. mets are behind the braves

  • being 4 games back and 6.5 games behind the phillies, there's nothing to sing about (:

    be a yankee fan.

  • 6.5 games out, what happened I thought you guys were soooo good

  • yankees suck LETS GO METS!!

  • its a cool song i mean its very cleaver cause i no i could hav never thought that up its ashame the song isnt a reality

  • LOL, K-Rod just walked Mariano Rivera with the bases loaded

  • if ur gonna make a song with lyrics at least get the lyrics right.

  • too bad they choked and Johan Santana failed against the Yankees :D

  • ok ill give you that the mets are better than the braves i am a big fan but im not stupid but if johan was to have a career ending injury by running down the street what will people remember him by yes his numbers but also his last game which was 4 innings 9 runs think about it what do people remember about glavine hudson there last game.

    im not trying to be a douce i promise but you to have to open your eyes to and knowing that yanks and phills are way better than your team as well

  • who the heck is johan santana 9 runs in 4 innings yeah he is great look at his last 3 outs man a pitcher is always as good as his last start and it seems his last 3 wow yeah and the 9 runs is the most in his mlb career

  • Shutup no one cares.

  • haha well obvisouly you do or you wouldnt have even worried with commenting the only reason i did was because fatthand here said johan would own the yanks

  • What's the next gay crush song? Jose Reyes?? Seems like a good fit for you. Gay's what you like.

  • good luck on another choke this year boys! watch out for lowe, huddy, vasquez, jj, hanson, and soon to be penny..im sure your pitchers behind santana wont slow you down too much when ur choking time comes around

  • After all, John Maine is so dynamite that fagboy wrote a song dedicated to him.

  • ahhhhhhha ha dudee! i love ittt! major leauge best pitcher by far! phuck the philliesssss, and the braves are bitchessss! mets mets metssssss :)

  • yall know who mark is now dont ya cuz it seems yanks still own new york with 16 hr and johan sucks now hahahaha

  • johan sucks? are your mother and father brother and sister? johan has been the best pitcher in baseball the first two months of the season. every half wit idiot knows that

  • all i can say is he isnt as good as he once was though you have to admit that and you know mark will moonshot him as well

  • o and btw good lil insult there you reall ymust learn more though

  • not as good as he once was. he is 7-2 with a 1.77 ERA and he has 86 strikeouts in 66 innings. In both of his losses he didnt even give up an earned run. You, my friend, need to get your head checked. johan is a beast, and good ole mark t didnt do shit until he had a-rod back in the lineup

  • Wow shows how much you losers know. The best pitcher in baseball so far is Grienke. His numbers own Santana.

    The only thing funny about this song is when you say, What did Omar do, Spoke that Espanol.

    Love how you tried to make fun of T&TGS at the end but they did not dive themselves shout outs and crap losers.

  • the braves suck, you suck and tito and the fagshow suck. greinke had a nice little start to his season. lets see him keep it up all year, and he doesnt have nearly the track record that johan has. you suck

  • hey yeah the braves suck my ass javier vasquez has numbers that are tied with your jahan santana and halladay is again better johan and ok you have johan what hitters do you have that is performing this year o wait no one again braves have chipper escobar mccain and then the yankes have teix who has more homeruns than anyone on your sorry ass team has more rbi than your team put together

  • if the braves have all these players why have they finished behind the mets the past three years, and are currently trailing both the mets and the phillies. you're a moron. javier vazquez's numbers arent anywhere near johans. halladay and johan are the best pitchers in baseball year in and year out. chipper is old and washed up. escobar cant hold a candle to reyes. and its mccann you asshole. if you love the guy so much at least spell his name right.

  • ok for one spelling is overated lol javiers has the exact rate of strikeouts as johan does so one learn your stats and josa reyes please your best hitter has been beltrain all season and he is 37 in home runs 20th in rbis thank the mets website for that tidbit and yunel is only 1 home run behind beltrain and chipper as every sports analist has said all year he is goin on beign on the allstar team again who is owning seems like phils and yanks

  • he might be on the all star team, but only because reyes has been hurt and rollins has been sucking it up. wow, javier has one stat thats the same as johan. besides that Johan dominates him in every category. Homeruns are overrated. Yunel can hit all he wants and the braves will still finish fourth in the division because they suck.

  • again reyes isnt hurt every year and again your hitters are shit compared to braves and o wait you still have noting to say about how you will be onwed by the yanks and johan will be owned my teix and how many players from the mets made it to the all star game last year hmm not as many as the braves if i remember right

    you have to remember on thing if your gonna argue a point make sure you can win that argument

  • oh no! the braves had more allstars.. does that mean they finished in front on the mets..dude ur team sucks get over it..ur not even arguing that ur own team is better..ur arguing that another a different team is better than ours which is yet to be seen..we will see a glimpse of it next week..but anyway ur team still sucks and thats why you will finish behind the mets the philles and possibly the marlins..if johan was still on the twins and was puttin up those number u would say he was the best

  • the braves have sucked for the past three years. argument won.

  • haha my point you cant win an argument without facts you dumbass

  • The Melts have flopped the last three years.

  • the braves have been out of contention by august, whats your point. and its two years dumbass. if you're calling 2006 a flop, then we might as well call 91-2005 a flop, with the exception of 95 of course

  • yep i guess u don't have an answer for my comment

  • Do not even try to use injuries as a reason why you suck. Last year our only pitcher that was healthy ALL year was Jurrjens. Hudson, Smoltz, Glavine, Moylan, Gonzalez, and Soriano were all on the DL or miss a ton of time. Gonzalez was the only one on that list that didnt have season ending surgery. When you have your top 3 SP and top 3 RP miss 3 months or more in a season then i might show some sympathy.

  • Yeah dumbass, but the thing is that we're actually losing GOOD players like Reyes, Wagner, Beltran, Delgado, Sheffield, Putz, etc. If Chipper Jones was in a decline like David Wright is right now since his players are all injured, your Braves would suck ASS! When you have your friggen Defense made up of rookies since all of our kickass players are gone and your power is sucked out of your team, I might show some sympathy for YOUR team. And if you didn't notice, Jeff Francoeur is kicking ass here

  • We have, dumb ass. Where do you think this song was copied from? Derrr.

  • He's hitting .268. YEAH! He's kicking ASS!

  • Braves have a better rotation than the Mets, after Johan they all suck. Know w/ Lowe, Javy, JJ, Kawakami, and know Tommy Hanson and in August Hudson. We have a 6 man rotation compared to your 1 man rotation. And after Mclouth he will have a better offense.

  • aiden, John Maine and Mike Pelfrey should strike the fear of God into you...

    LMAO

  • here's your answer. the braves have been out of contention for years. they suck. i dont care how good you claim their rotation is, they will finish behind the mets this year.

  • Your right fat fuck every team in mlb should be scared of John Maine, Tim Redding & Mike Pelfrey while your bullpen chokes

  • hey man im prety sure the braves wont lose 15-0 in any of the games they play against yanks and im pretty sure al of our pitchers sp to cl are better than johans last three starts are 9 runs in for innings haha yeah who the heck is johan santana

  • the mets team has been completely decimated. they've lost two of their best batters in reyes and delgado. they've lost two of the pitchers they were relying on for their rotation this year, maine and perez. they've had santana be pretty damn mediocre his past six games, yet they are still ahead of the braves in the standings. by the way, the braves are below five hundred, so how do any of your claims make sense. i never specifically said johan would own the yanks either.

  • haha dumb fuck read you comments and then comment i dont like being a douche but when someone calls me out its what happens santana has been shit his last three games his era has went through the roof man what games have you been watching and again reyes and delgado arnt you best batters beltrain and wright have been your best the past 2 years and so what better than the braves big whoop yanks still owned your team and town lets go mark t

  • lol have you completely given up on your team in june that you have to cheer for another one?...that says a lot about your fan committment

  • ok so your telling me i cant cheer for a n team and an al team you are a fucktard just admit yanks own mets and johan santana and i will quit being a douche and admit you were wrong period plan and simple wont here from me again

  • u said "so what better than the braves"..thats pretty much giving up on your team

  • man this is between me and fatthand and to be quite honest i respect fatthand here so stay out of it seriously

  • good cover.

  • he really you stupid mother fucker do you really have to be such an idiotic bastard toi comment on something that has nothing to do with you

  • anyone can comment to you...if i want to start an argument with you i will..im a met fan so it does have something to do with me...if you dont want anyone else to jump in them IM him on aim or something dont put it on youtube u dumb shit

  • I think it is safe to say Geinke is still doing better than Johan. at the break:

    Greinke 10-2, 2.12 ERA, 1.08 WHIP, 129 K, 21 BB, 4 HR

    Johan: 10-7, 3.09 ERA, 1.20 WHIP, 112 K, 37 BB, 15 HR

    Santana is not even the best pitcher in the division. W-L is the most overrated pitching stat in the game any real knowledgable basbeall fan knows that. Javy Vazquez has been better than Johan.

    Love how you call use Braves fans racist yet you use fag. You are an idiot.

  • who's behind the Braves... oh yea the METS who's below five hundred.... oh yea the METS.

  • fagshow? You're the one with the needledick boyfriend. Go get your daily BJ.

  • you're still sweating my balls. amazing. i thought you finally went the straight way, but being you're a southerner, I guess I was wrong.

  • See, you'd accuse males of sweating your balls. That's exactly why you're a homosexual. Thanks for reinforcing the point. LOL

  • Fuck the Phillies! Fuck a cheese steak!

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  • Unfortunately for them,that's the only pitcher the Mets have that's worth a shit (Besides K-rod). Their bullpen sucks this year.

  • You mets fans wish you mad mark Teix now?

  • yall are faggots. grow up yall dumb shits!!

  • lmao, we whooped the Braves last night.

    Burns doesnt it? lmao!

  • it burns for mets fans knowing that the mets blew it by letting MARTIN PRADO who almost never hits a homer hit one in extras and then mike ROCKIN gonzalez get you guys in the bottom of the inning. the braves are not that bad, and they had a great 1990's decade and are on their way back up. The mets have zero starting pitching besides johan santana, delgado got hurt, and wright is sucking, just like the rest of the chokers on the mets!!!

  • oh im sorry. hitting .365 is really sucking it up. you're an idiot.

  • you fake pitched with your right hand johan is lefty

  • by the way....you just played the tomahaw chop song....wtf r u thinking

    stupid mutts fans

  • YOU gUYS R GARBAGE

    1. make up your own song and music

    2, pick a pitcher who can beat THE BRAVES

  • Too bad the Mets have no other pitchers....Need more than one pitcher. David Wright is overrated.

  • lol, I love this song.

    POST MORE SONGS!!!

  • wow thats awsome you got eli manning to sing with you

  • What you mean the retarded looking guy that looks like he is 10?

  • Shows how original Mets fans are. Did the exact same thing as the real men. Next time come up with your own rhythm and rhyme.

  • sorry fathand9 but tito and the gun show is ten times better than this bull your pulling. you messed up during the song twice and you cant sing worth crap. but im also biased because i hate the mets. o and did they make the 08 playoffs with johan? no they choked just like the year before and they will choke again in 09!

  • i hear there's a song for the Phillies....ah what's it called?....uh...oh yeah. We Are The Champions. Great song guys, but I'm a Phillies phan so...have a nice day

  • i did hear that jerry manuel and a select few of the mets stars took a health class over the offseason and i respect them for that... maybe this year they will save themselves from choking

  • awesome song LETSGOMETS

  • I like the last verse the best. It's funny.

  • thank you, i think its been six months since anyone actually commented on the song, rather than just tossing their opinions out about who is better. johan is ridiculous.

  • The Yankees are so overrated. CC SaFATthia is not even in the same league as Santana. Johan will have an ERA under 3.00....CC will be around 4.00, and Wang is pitching well too isnt he? hahahahaha

  • Mets Suck.

    Yankees Baby.

    But I Gotta Give It 2 Johan His Good.

    He Also Got My Last Name.

  • Yankees=steroid dynasty

  • the Braves owned the Mets last year....NUFF Said!

  • and they still finished in 4th so whats ur point?

  • Hey metsfan look where the Braves are in the division and where the Mets r.

  • typical braves...fast start slow finish...just like ur 14 straight division title years...fast start in the regular season slow finish in the postseason

  • yankees are the best team out of new york. next world series champs NYY

  • theyre off to a good start lol

  • whos willie

    go yankees

  • you idiot mets fans dont even realize that youre playing the tomahawk chop tune on the guitar. get ready to choke again new york

  • ...except the mets choked...AGAIN!!!

  • so being down 8 games in august and coming back to lose the divsion by just 1 is choking?

  • umm ya cuz if u knew anything if ur up 8 gms (in august, especially) u should win ur division

    oh and if ur up 7 gms w/ 17 2 go thats also choking :P

  • u have no clue wut ur talkin about..the most we were ever up by was 2.5 games in mid august...where were ur braves at that time?

  • as u can tell by my screen name, im a yankees fan

    (hence CC, AJ, TEX)

  • ok then, where were your yankees at that time

  • if ur talking about 2 yrs ago, in the playoff race while the muts were falling

    if ur talking bout last yr, better than the mets

  • better but not good enough

  • ok fine ill give u a reason why the yanx missed the playoffs:

    who do the mets have in their division? only the philies (which i will admit is pretty tough)

    who do the yankees have in their division?

    the red sox (always tough), rays (great young players, could make a run this yr also) and the jays are not too bad, not good enough to make the playoffs, but not too bad

  • excuses excuses

  • JERK

  • 2009 MVP johan santana world series winners Mets manager of the year jerry manuel mets will go 102-60

  • You two guys are the most homosexual guys I have ever seen. I am sure when you got finished making your video, you sucked each others dick. If I looked and talked like you two...I would kill myself. You both need to quit life right now.

  • LETS GO METS

    IM PUMPED FOR THE 09 SEASON

  • LETS GO METS