The Chronicles of Chris-chan: sonichu.ppt part one [11/23/09]

[PharaohFargo93]

"Beginings." It's spelled "beginnings," Chris.

HONOR ROLL, MY ASS!

[MetallicTuneFilms]

Pokemon lightning version.. I remember when my brothers were huge fans of pokemon that i teased them about the new game lightning version. HOLY SHIT CHRIS CHAN STOLE MY IDEA SUE SUE!

[koolkakashi123]

skip to 3:11 with transcibe audio on for chris's opinion on obama

[koolkakashi123]

lol put transcribe audio on and skip to 2:31 not even transcribe audio gets chris's incoherent bullshit

[ZealSeraph]

Why would anyone want these things in a pokemon game? It's like having a Pikachu for every type there is. Must be a fun game when half of the creatures are almost exactly the same, but with different coloured fur.

[videogamenostalgia]

I'm surprised he didn't make the Sonichu pokemon card completely overpowered. It's incredibly weak...

[Christhefireshark]

Actually, Sonic is correctly pronounced that way in Japan. I have no idea how Chris knows that.

I somehow doubt he knew that when he named the bastard, though.

[ThelronFjord]

What the hell is up with that "Duh duh duhhhhhhhhhhh!" thing he does when he's changing the scene in the slideshow?

[OtakuPraetorius]

When someone asked Chris-Chan how many fans Sonichu had, Chris-Chan estimated that he had "1000000000+" ... About 1/7th of the entire worlds population! ...

NO JOKE!

[Jesterclown17]

The moment you say "My character isn't a rip-off because-", you shoot yourself in the foot.

[MajorMotionMatt]

It's interesting. As a 9-year-old, I did the same thing.  Drew pictures and comics. Came up with game ideas in my head, ripping off Pokemon, Sonic, and other things I was into at the time. I had cartoon ideas and toy ideas and everything.

But I was 9. ChrisChan is, like, almost 30.

Huh.

[thgodofwar]

@MajorMotionMatt Well he came up with Sonichu when he was in high school.

[cridantis]

OHHH YEAH JULIAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!

[619stanley]

does he really have to draw rosechu panty shots?

[Saaaataan]

Cherry cola.... gets me every fucking time.

[xXEPICSXx92x]

I dont know whats more sad the fact that hes compleatly oblivious to the fact that he has serious problems, or he thinks this is going to work.

[Deepblue686]

"Sonikku"

Seriously Chris, you're not fooling anyone.

[hfcworld2]

@Deepblue686 weeabo much chris

[KiraShake]

"My own personal fun and art"

Art my ass.

[444Tazer]

He should make a series about that sombrero. That would actually be interesting.

[Cornwiggle]

This just embarrassing to watch

[MEXiCan8890]

the sonichu trading card looks like road kill

[XSouthXNightX]

I can't lie. He can make good comic panels. The drawing it self....I can do better...and I never say that...

[MrNinjaFish]

Quick note: "Sonikku" wouldn't actually be Sonic's real name in Japanese - merely the pronunciation.

[TheDisturbedOne752]

0:08 A WILD DERPACHU APPEARS!

[TheLastSamurai14]

Chris looks like more of a derp than usual on his old CD cover.

[GamesGear]

Did any one Fucking understand how did the end up Fused or what ever from this awful Drawings?

[Ayatron34]

DA DA DA! 

[6676plentybody]

@Ayatron34 @Ayatron34@Ayatron34

@Ayatron34@Ayatron34

@Ayatron34 loves the testicles of Batman ( The Death of Batman film ) deeply ina creepy way for five years.

You a homosexsual African abnormal gay.

[VengeanceOtaku]

I read it took him 6 hours, 26 minutes and 28 seconds editing this PowerPoint and went through 26 revisions. I gotta give him props for actually working that hard for a manchild like him.....

Unless he was really banging his sex doll screaming JULAYYYYYY!!! instead of actually working on it

[imbeat]

modern day attitude, fighting for womens rights ... ya fuck that shit

[videogamenostalgia]

Sonichu's origin is just classic Chris. He wanted to rip characters off google images for an art project, but the teacher wanted him to get more creative and, you know, actually do something artistic and make some effort towards his project. He then threw a retard tantrum and created something poorly drawn and absolutely retarded, and the teacher just sighed and gave up.

[TheDisturbedOne752]

Chris should be a lawyer.

[imbeat]

@TheDisturbedOne752 would never win a case

[TAXEXEMPTION]

the government needs to quarantine this fucker.

[rawrvintageisclassic]

"Rosechu plus Maximum Friendship and Level Up at Midnight Hour equals Vamprosa"

noooooo, Chris, that would be a hooker

[TheRobrocop]

I'd rather see a power point on PowerPoints than this.

[jallen95]

Why the hell is his mayoral office in the fucking mall?

[tredlow]

umm... The name Sonichu is not a combination between Sonic and Pikachu, but the character IS?!

That makes perfect sense.

[LilLadyDaniella]

@videogamenostalgia he didn't really sended it to nitendo: he sended it to entities that pretended to be the 2 heads of nintendo. he busted these entities later

[karleksvenska]

Dun dun doo doo duuuuun.....DERP!

[tw1stedgrudge]

It's a well known fact that people with a bigger imagination are closer to clinical forms of insanity. They think differently. There is also a very short line between genius and madness.

When you actually think about it... if Chris had put half as much imagination into something actually original and had actually worked on developing his skills, and wasn't a huge lazy fuck... he ACTUALLY MIGHT have gotten somewhere.

[TheAngelicBytch]

Aw, damn. He ruined PowerPoint, too. :(

[murcam]

i can honestly say i hope sonichu gets a game on like wiiware or something itd just be so damn bad thatd itd be funny

[90sHeroMAXD]

wait.....Really, this is what he learned from College?

[thegreatSheldon]

I want to know about whatever happened to the other characters on that CD cover, like Sombrero Guy.

[samuraikarasu]

Here's the difference between Rosechu and Amy

CTRL+F: Differences Not Found

[Shadoboy]

@samuraikarasu There's one difference: Amy has a personality.

[stsaylor29]

you can turn .ppt into avi you wouldn't have to go retarded with a laptop

[Fakenstien]

So Sonichu's name is even less original than people thought it was.

And he admits this.

Good job, Chris.

[carnagex64]

His hand is propably so shaky from all that masterbating...

[cozzy120]

"analilromance *pause* mmmmmmmmm"

[LatestUFOSightings]

the sonichu hronik holes

[SuperMissleMastar]

He sounds like Peter Griffin laughing @ 3:53

[Swifttheslacker]

Maximum friendship

[lilunderscorejunebug]

He looked good (When I mean good, I mean better than he looks now) back then. Now he is just a fat loser.

[Dilapsor]

Would it fucking kill him to set the camera on something more stable than his shaky, autistic hand?

[J0NW31R]

@Dilapsor Autism isn't the problem, he is

[DarkSoldier916]

y the fuck is he ruining sonic, fuck him........

[KiKiisBrutal]

Well, I guess he has to keep himself busy with something in order to avoid the inevitable realization that he's going to be a virgin his whole life. Even if it is coming up with some unoriginal, asinine, lame, sonic pikachu amy rose fucking hybrid... wtf?

[caligo641]

This is physically painful to sit through.

[daydream2day]

the real Chris chan must do a real powerpoint of his own, true creation

[Maindrian]

Christ Chris, slow the fuck down, you're more unintelligable than usual.

[BREAKINGAWAYdotCA]

Cherry cola in his dna ?

[thecardboardbox13]

Original sonichu doughnut steel

[shimsham35]

how many times has he like harassed Sega and Nintendo with this shit?

[RoastedToad]

Faggot

[enjoiCam]

does Bob chandler ever seen any of this shit? lmao man........

his son chris is just in another fucking planet and bob has no clue or is too old/senile to give a shit. priceless

[DJSpanks]

Say, I've been following Chris Chan since the beginning, and there's one thing I still don't know about him

We all know he's racists against black people, but I still not sure if he's racist against asian people?

[Raharu]

Part of me desperately wants to meet this man and show him companionship.

Then, I'll reveal that I'm a lesbian.

Hopefully I'll be a villain in the next Sonichu comic.

[LulzIshall]

No, he thinks that lesbians are just women who haven't found a man yet.

[Andreazor]

@Raharu

Unless he tries to rape you before that. You seem to not know Chris.

[TurboengineThomas]

@Raharu that would be epic.

[sexhaie]

@Raharu already happened with (i think emily) i forget, but she said she was a lesbian, & she told him off, every girl that troll chris always leave him into a pile of shit, & yet he never gets mad at women, mary lee walsh an exception because she "stopped his love quest", yet a guy will do nothing to chris, nor will intrude into his life and he'll still curse men for the shit women do to him as if all men are trolling hm and controlling "gal-pals" to hurt chris, it just shows how stupid he is.

[PURE4WESOME1000]

@Raharu THat would be the best idea ever :D

[KakashiSensei925]

This...hurts my brain.

And yet I can't look away.

[ccricers]

Good grief CWC, you can direct feed video from a PS3 game but can't do that with PowerPoint slides?

[Aldrasio]

1:18 - Chris, you do realize that you outright said in the previous video that "Sonichu" comes from "Sonic" and "Pikachu", right?

[OJtheModerator]

Does Liquid ever comment on these?

[iyasaekki]

Synopsis:

duh duhduhhh

*next slide*

durrdurr durrrr

*next slide*

buhh duhh hurr durr derpderpderp

[MikauTheFlower]

You're forgetting the "HERE'S SOME STUFF ABOUT SONICHU [aka shit no one cares about" line.

[ToruKun1]

God I hate the "romance" and the "mmm" noises. Makes me fucking sick.

[masterstghm]

I want this .ppt file.

[TheMisterkidray]

I absolutely fucking hate the way he says, "Ahh yes, Sonichu's beginnniiings" ...It makes me want to shatter his autistic skull.

[robotdan]

fans?? what fans?

[ThePygmyPossum]

fans as in the assload of trolls that follow his every step.

[ZeldaDD]

I already commented, but I wanted to go on record as saying "Rosee" looks like a pink 'The Cheat'. It might be partly because of the video quality, but...probably mostly because of Chris.

[ZeldaDD]

Dah da DAAAaaaAAH!

[1337rofflecopters]

God damn, he has shitty parents. i would have taken away his internet years ago and taken him to get help. What a delusional piece of shit.

[flagrarus]

"Currently massive fanbase"?

Does anyone know how big he thinks his Sonichu fanbase is? What would he even base this on, aside from his narcissism? It's not like he gets that many positive fanmails or anything, does he? :|

[masterstghm]

Any and all fanmails he recieves are entirely satirical in nature.

[flagrarus]

Of course they are, but my point is he wouldn't be able to tell the difference, now would he? :P

Unless they involve the...HOMO'S...those all get rejected :)

[masterstghm]

That's the fun of this reality show.

[LulzIshall]

He thought his doghouse weighs ten to fifteen tons, thinks twelve packs of lemonade weigh fifty pounds each, probably thinks Fanta counts as a fruit, thinks five foot ten is tall, thinks that he weighs under 200 pounds, thinks that he's muscular, and thinks that his dick goes up to seven inches, so of course he thinks that the entire world loves him.

[tbone2004]

@LulzIshall Yep, that's Chris's Ego there. XP

[LulzIshall]

@tbone2004 I suspect that he stores it within his manboobs.

[tbone2004]

@LulzIshall Probably.

[ThisIsMyCake]

wow, this is the most failtastic power point i ever seen, and even though chris put it together himself, he never saw the plotholes about first saying sonichu and rosechu were created by a rainbow and pikachus combining, then he switched over to saying they evolved from smaller versions of themselves that already existed.

[scorptatious]

His other life long hero is The American Rabbit.

[AshmoreVid]

oh god

[Syzydeh]

0:57

Is that a sombrero?

?

[douboymk2]

no its a cock.

or the postal 2 crotchy doll

[TheCWCvilleLibrary]

yeah, it's a kawaii one too ^_^

[DaddyWalrusguy]

I rather see a Power-point on oil then this -_-

[TheCWCvilleLibrary]

I'd rather see a power point on mallards than this

[BlatantReviewer]

@TheCWCvilleLibrary

I'd Rather see a powerpoint on CWC Then . . . Oh Shit. Im watching one.

[ZyxthePest]

@TheCWCvilleLibrary I'd rather see a power point on Mallards covered in oil, than this.

[FullMetalSatomi]

@TheCWCvilleLibrary I'd rather see a power-point on boring next-door neighbor's life than this.

[goatmagnum]

is anyone else hearing the Indiana Jones theme when he does his own music?

Fuck.

[Syzydeh]

I CAN'T UNHEAR IT

[TheCWCvilleLibrary]

yeah, I noted it in the description of the part two of this

and added it here too lolololol

[goatmagnum]

Subsequently, I noticed it in the second part and felt like a tool.

[ruy1981]

God, I would like to see people of all those companies than Ian wants to send his crappy presentations.

They would be lol´ing until they die.

[GeraldWatercrest]

Wow, he's too damn lazy to even update the "copyright" text.

[Jesterclown17]

You know, I hope this gets to Nintendo.

I want Chris to make a video about how Nintendo has basically betrayed him and everything he stood for, telling him straight up he can never make a profit off of a copyright infringed character.

1. He goes ahead with trying to make a profit. 2. Nintendo sues him.

3. His family loses their house.

4.Bob tells Chris to never come near their new apartment, or he'll cut him down.

5. ????????????????????????

6. Profit.

[GeraldWatercrest]

Methinks that would prove there is justice in this cwc-torn world.

[scorptatious]

It actually did get to Nintendo of America a few years back, he had an e-mail argument with Reggie Fils-Aime. He tried to explain how Chris's character would only get him into trouble, but Chris bieng the stubborn manchild he is, argued with him and called him names.

The whole thing is on CWCki should you wish to read it.

[ZeldaDD]

That conversation with Reggie Fils-Aime was just a troll, wasn't it?

[feh2]

whhhhyyyyyyy

[Caydiem]

Oh boy.

Ripping off Pokemon even further by creating "evolutions".

Very clever, Ian. Veeeeeeeeeeeeery clever.

I feel like throwing up after watching his presentation 9 minutes straight without a break.

[Elsbeebee]

Cool presentation bro

[douboymk2]

that sombrero looks like a dick at 1:38

[ruy1981]

It´s a subliminal message. Ian is saying to us that he actually likes "ducks".

[nethoras]

no he likes china

[SBPlz]

8:05 motherfucking varsity basketball manager

[BlueKnightNight]

Oh, yes, of course. Rosechu is a "warrior" and support "women's rights", not being the damsel in distress in the comics.

*sarcasm*

[dorr213]

and Sonichu and Rosechu's "evolutions" include ripoffs from Legend of Zelda and Castlevania, respectively. Not a single original idea. Ever.

[XxraebodepxX]

duhnn-da-dunnnnnnnnnn

[Navysealcdr]

Shit.

[TheBeardOfPower]

He homestly think people are stupid enough to buy his reasoning behind the name?

[Tonberry2k]

Nice halo he gives himself around 1:25

[HardToWatchReviews]

Hahaha !!

That pic is fucking crazy.

[LulzIshall]

Goddamnit Chris, just because you made a card that nobody let you play does not make it valuable.

[MalchikBlue]

Learn to capture your screen. We're tired of this shaky screen non-sense.

[ghettoprince187]

Its just like Cloverfield.....only gayer.

[epiclulz66]

I don't remember much about pokeyman stats but from what i remember that Sonichu card is really fucking shitty i remember my MacChamp had like alot more than that.

[ljyong21]

Wait, this PowerPoint crap is pretty much the same fucking PowerPoint he shat out like several years ago. Same goddamn blue background and everything.

Ian, you lazy fuck. He really is stuck in fucking time loop, huh?

[LulzIshall]

He shat it out earlier this year when we posed as Shiggy.

[Chouji111111]

worst

power point

ever. Man Ian does fail at everything.

[Smekets]

FRIENDSHIP TO THE MAX!

[jackbarr3tt]

sonicu?

[hprdg284]

Well, it's good to see that associates in CAD is coming in handy.

[scorptatious]

He actually showed this powerpoint to Nintendo of America's Reggie Fils-Aime.

Needless to say, it didn't go well.

[LulzIshall]

Yeah, and then we learned that Chris doesn't think pantyshots are pornography and belong in business presentations.

[DIOronniejamesDIO]

Oh, as long as it was during his time as varsity basketball manager....

Ian "fat tits" Anderson needs to stop.

[MikauTheFlower]

"Fat tits?"

That's... the best nickname he's ever gotten.

Also, I'm pretty sure he was the waterboy...

[illogicalcaribou]

goddamn get a tripod.

[bsartist]

March 17. Sonichu has the same birthday as John Wayne Gacy.

[UberWolf9]

I fucking hate Ian.

[myez]

Tax money being well spent, it seems.

[23rdpsalm]

OMFG, PowerPoint?! THEN IT MUST BE LEGIT!

[TyphoonBling]

if he made an excel spreadsheet with the powers and hit points of these it will be more legit!

[TheBeardOfPower]

@23rdpsalm Comment Product Placement FTW!