Jim Jefferies: I Swear To God - World Cup (HBO)

[kmalister]

PUNCHLINE FROM THE VIDEO IN ALL CAPS

[SHlTTER]

hey lets fuck up the punchline!

[sh1tonwba]

its called football not soccer dumbasses

[coleblitz127]

I'm Jewish and I think it's funny as shit! Lol

[chocogtr]

How shit is this crap? Such a douche bag. I hate Jews, and I hate this fuckwit

[runeesca899]

@chocogtr Racist piece of shit

[DeMause]

I'm Human and I think its funny as shit haha.

[noicon85]

Hey Canada! I blame you!

[kikoredog]

I'm Canadian and that is why I am better than you

[Jinryuushi]

I'm Algerian and I think it's funny as shit haha

[noicon85]

"Renaldo's got big teeth!" funny.

[carmelid]

i'm Swedish and I think it's funny as shit haha

[bruce19861000]

i'm Scottish and I think it's funny as shit haha

[moorekwl92]

Why does every american have to tell us they're american?

[RandyRobbo]

I used to shout this on the tube back from fulham matches

[assassin7707]

"This is how they used to transport the jews".

[FlareXII]

@assassin7707 "..and some of them didn't even make it to the camp".

Guy's hilarious!

[JFloydd96]

I'm a fucking jew and me and my mate just pissed ourselves laughing at that last bit....Amazingg

[Tjechi]

"Now.... there are a very few sentences in the world that can make a whole train of hooligans shut up and say 'FUCKING JESUS MATE! That was a bit uncalled for!' "

[Kainthemain]

soccer?Dude its called fotball!

[ReiTirona]

@Kainthemain no shit its called football. did you not realise though that hes talking to an american audience?

[tirmen8er]

even stand up comedians know our currency is going to be worthless!

[charcoalpizza]

This clip is very much out of context.

HBO did a terrible job cutting up his standup routine to make these clips.

[FreeGuitarLicks]

@filthiie You're not a nazi.

[RodrMattA]

THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO TRANSPORT THE JEWS!

[Kia044]

@RodrMattA

Fuck, his delivery simply murders me! =)

[R33GTR4U]

@RodrMattA SOME OF THEM DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE CAMPS YOU KNOW

[rconnoly]

This dude is overarted

[TheGeneticMethod]

@rconnoly i agree, not funny at all



[markevens]

@TheGeneticMethod watch his jokes on religion, fucking hilarious

[WOODSON71190]

@TheGeneticMethod if you dont think its funny youre a miserable prick and im glad i dont have to live your life.

[TheKoodude7]

He's just a funny mother fucker lol

[geezeweezebabypls]

what ever he says ..fuck its fucking FUNNNNNYY u CUNTTT

[ericxpenner]

Why is this censored? Surely it wasn't on the HBO broadcast, why censor it on the internet? Fucking stupid.

[MixDieWiskey]

zoals mijn naam zegt

[Iconlast]

@MixDieWiskey lolz

[efoster69]

great your an american and you thought it was funny, sick

i have blonde hair and i thought it was funny,.

[mkl88t]

goddamn fuckoff with the censoring..

[artysm7]

his timing is the best in the biz.

[strandkelps1]

DOES ANY ONE KNOWS WICH SONG IS THE CLOSE UP SONG IN THE END?

[brucenash]

where can i find spanish or english subs??? pls!

[theand123]

@brucenash

....you need english Subs for Jim Jefferies?

[brucenash]

@theand123 is not for me, I understand perfectly!

[fuelforwar3]

@brucenash At an English language school

[ScottKeith7025]

God damn... religion is stupid...

[unionjackbob]

This is superb

[Stanfordroad]

I just saw this guy on HBO..so damn funny...I couldn't stop laughing...

[ROMAN9109]

LMAO!

[WHOOTIEWOO]

"and a lot of them didn't make it!"

[DutchDarknessWithin]

To be honest, no personal offense, but HBO should of put longer fragments on YT so people see the whole joke. Still funny tho.

[VeroMinx]

"This is how they used to transport the jews!" Sooooo, vet zeg :-)

[TonyBtheEG]

Jim Jefferies = WIN

[ShedHead9]

"ronaldo's got big teeth" cracks me up every time :P

[jjmcreal]

Why does 'Ronaldo's got big teeth' crack you up?

Ronaldo doesn't have big teeth...it's Ronaldinho who has the big teeth.

[OMGYFRetards]

@jjmcreal Wow! you really missed the comedy injection didn't you? I bet you could find several different ways to make the question "Do clowns smell funny?" boring too.

If comedy passes you by laugh politely and pretend you understand! don't make a show of yourself.

[jjmcreal]

@OMGYFRetards I just don't find this funny. My sense of humour is more refined than yours - I don't laugh at disabled people, or crudity.

Comedians who require obscenity, or require 'shocking' material aren't funny. Anyone can get up and make people giggle nervously - how far do you go before it becomes tasteless?

I don't think Jeffries can do tasteful comedy. Better comedians can and do.

[brunao]

@jjmcreal ronaldo has big teeth as well... the REAL Ronaldo, not Cristiano Ronaldo, dumbass

[jjmcreal]

@brunao No he doesn't. Dumbass.

[jjmcreal]

@brunao Also, dumbass, even if he did, they wouldn't be big enough that someone would make a remark pointing out their size, it's more likely they'd point out Ronaldinho's teeth. Dumbass.

[brunao]

@jjmcreal are you kidding me? every charicature of Ronaldo focuses on big teeth, they're big and split open, even thought he wore braces for ages... In Brazil people talk about Ronaldos teeth just as much as Ronaldinho's. Learn something, you're a gay new fan "oh C. Ronaldo i want your penis"

[jjmcreal]

@brunao Christiano Ronaldo is from Portugal. I was talking about the Brazilian Ronaldo, whose teeth are moderate.

So was Jeffries, which is why the joke was not funny.

[brunao]

@jjmcreal Yeah and Im Talkin about Brazilian Ronaldo as WELL! Did you read ANYTHING I wrote? I AM from Brazil and Ronaldo came along way before Dinho, and people used to make fun of his teeth. You realize two people can have big teeth right?

type in "caricatura ronaldo" on google... every single charicature of Ronaldo has him in huge teeth, and charicatures do what? Enhance certain physical traits of someone, AKA HIS FUCKING TEETH

[jjmcreal]

@brunao Why did you mention Christiano Ronaldo?

Two people can have big teeth but the poster 'OMGYFRetards' says the basis of the joke is the naivete of the Australian fans, who don't know the difference between Ronaldo &Ronaldinho, & that the father was referring to Ronaldinho without knowing it (using the name Ronaldo instead).

So was the father referring to Ronaldo, and meaning Ronaldo (because of his great knowledge of Brazilian caricatures?) or did he mean Ronaldinho? I suggest the latter.

[OMGYFRetards]

@jjmcreal Humour appears to be lost on you, but to avoid any further comments, I will explain the Ronaldo joke to you! This is a multi layer joke! it has many parts, the overview of the joke is the naivity of the Australian fans when it comes to soccer and associated fan related activities! this is adequately shown with the poor quality of the chant! but the REAL! kick is the second layer! "The wrong player" this compounds the original theme doubling the amusement.... For most of us that is.

[jjmcreal]

@OMGYFRetards Well brunao above is arguing that Ronaldo has big teeth, as evidenced by certain Brazilian caricatures available on Google. So did the father get the player wrong, or right? If he got the player wrong (and meant Ronaldinho) then there is a second layer to the joke. If 'brunao' is correct, then there's no second layer.

And the unfunny first layer remains. I quite easily see the layers of the joke, nonetheless it is unrefined and a low brow joke. I find intelligent comedy superior.

[IceCadaverX]

I'm american. I laughed my ass off when i saw his HBO special last night. Hilarious

[VivaItalia18]

This guy is hilarious

[TheRockHBKfan]

"Witch is like... 200.000 american $." xD

[codyro34]

im american i think it's funny as shit haha

[Sandler41882]

@codyro34 when i read this, i thought there was going to be some american joke.

[patrickwillisSF49ers]

i love austraillans

[juniorgerrard09]

his humour is unique yet hilarious at da sme time and btw jose manuel u f'in yankees hav no sense of humor!

[WLuico]

olol

[PardeepSeeder]

ohhh snapppp LOLL

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

IN AMERICA..HE WILL BE BOOOED...not funny

[TheR91]

Umm i'm pretty sure it was in america which is why there was references to farenheit and american dollars

[Stupidian151]

@TheR91 Yeah, this was in America.

[whitetrashbrigade]

This was in America. Was on HBO

[nickolas2300]

this is because most americans dont have a sense of humour.

[WeinerFilms07]

@nickolas2300

Indeed. I hate my country.

[paraguay527]

ummm, he was in america... and he wasn't booed sooo

[axa905]

This show was in America! he has crossed over for sometime now! And it's an HBO special which in stand-up comedy it means he has made it!

[gtirona]

@JOS3EMMANUEL lol wtf isnt funny about this? check out some of his other stuff as well, great comedy. if you still think its not funny then you really are a retard because jim is a fuckin genius, one of the best out there atm.

[lxqGO]

@JOS3EMMANUEL your name doesn't look very american to me, jose... lol This guy is loved in pretty much every country he goes to. Why? Because he's cunting hilarious!

[Comred1]

@lxqGO What is a typical American name then?

[hammertje]

@Comred1

BILL !!!!!

[groundge2]

@lxqGO American: From America

What is America? Not a country but a continent. Is Jose an AMERICAN NAME? OF COURSE.

[troykeenanguitar]

@groundge2 It's a Spanish name....

[groundge2]

@troykeenanguitar Spanish name, latin american name = american name. It's the same, man.

[LutzakVideos]

LOL