urban dr. drew: loveline & crank yankers

[agreen182]

When I heard this the first time I was in my car and almost crashed. One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[zanev]

Matt was not in the hizziee

[s0beit]

docta drew in the hizzieee

[jaayfarley]

Why you got no play Playa?

[sxdxdb]

so you ain't hittin the skins

motherfucker

[Luvsiren]

This blows my mind...loving my Dr. Drew.

[joshlee1090]

I always hear the "hizzy" sound drop on the podcast. So this is where it's from!

[theflipyeah]

why aint you gettin no play playa!?

[bimboc0les]

it's always like..

[Shadows606]

"DOnt be a player hater, cause when you tap her in the ASS, and in the hizzy for chizzy"

[Shadows606]

meanwhile your sittin in the hizzy

[aresgeo]

Hoooouse

[dleeLAL90]

Well the caller's lines weren't scripted (caller was legit), but Drew was being told what to say.

[231PaRaMoRe231]

was this scripted or did dr. drew make all that up as he went along?

[dleeLAL90]

@231PaRaMoRe231

Stuff was scripted, as Drew was on the phone, Adam and the other Crank Yankers people had little chalk boards up telling Drew what to say. Still great after the final cut.

[spidaman6891]

Drew be rippin that Missy Elliot thats my nigga

[NoelLozano]

pistol rubbin' blunt tuggin'

[USAdude30]

@NoelLozano Dribble butt.

[einsteinslies]

I can't stop thinking about this

[manderz421]

hahahahhaha omg i love dr; drew even more now!

[XxpantericaxX]

Gotta get out there and get yo bitch skunk drunk, ya feel me?

[karamazov222]

I'm black too and I don't find thisat all degrading. It's just plain funny. Besides, Drew has earned enough points for the good of society, he could eat a kitten, and I'd still support him.

[chrisrave]

Woah, I remember listening to this one live. I never forgot when Dr. Drew tried to sing that breakdown from Double Dutch Bus.

[karamazov222]

@chrisrave Anderson added that b/c he likes to make Drew look like a douche.

[lepricon989]

holy fuck this is funny man i havent seen this forever dr drew and adam carolla on loveline was the funniest shit ever, I remember stayin up every night listening to these dudes before I even began puberty lmao!!

BRING ADAM BACK :(!!

[FunnyWrong]

omg i'm stoned so that shit is fucking HILARIOUS. He's usually always so serious. It's cool to see he has a work side and a fun side. If that makes sense??

[BigWhiskeyEveryday]

areola palooza!

[doicha27]

"areolapalooza action" & "if you had a... HIZZY you'd be outta tha... HOUSE!"

lmao!!!!

[DrBadtouchSaysDance]

"Yeah, go to where you jack off. Alright, we're in the barn. That's good."

Drew has a wicked sense of humor...

[SolidSnake12652]

its hilarious i love it chek out the loveline show when when he got the words to tht missy eliott song at phils loveline archive its gd times i think it was 2003 and Kasey Kasem was the guest

[SolidSnake12652]

sry it was Kerri Kasem

[hgb0005]

if you had a hiz-zy you'd be out of the....HOUSE

[dds2190]

did he drop the n bomb? wtf? @ 3:00

[emc4201]

yeah he dropped the n bomb. dont be so sensitive...its comedy!! im black and i thought that shit was great. Its dr. drew i think he has done enough good for people to drop the "n" bomb for the sake of comedy.

[dds2190]

Yeah. I'm black too, I don't have a prob w/ it. Just surprised to hear Dr. Drew drop it, LOL!

[AlexanderKeeley]

@emc4201 its not about being sensitive, its about respecting those who do not appreciate that word. For some (ALOT) people it has weight.

[THATGUYKILLEDU]

yes he did!!!

[themandude20]

lol drew is such a square, typical white person, but i love him for it

[supertroll201]

Love how you cant understand what hes saying. SO much ebonics

[kingparkerIII]

HILARIOUS!!!

[mightydojo]

did drew riff this?

[DrBadtouchSaysDance]

I'm sure he riffed a little bit but I do remember them discussing the whole endeavor and supposedly Adam had a dry erase board with phrases written on it. I'm sure they rehearsed it a little bit, what with them being professionals and all...

[bboner9]

lmao. so this is where bryan got all his drops.

[SlaughterThemAll]

dr drew is such a white boy, but thats what makes it funny as shit.

[jizzingnoob]

Holy shit that pwnd sooo hard.

[eye09]

"look motherfucker, I'm TELLING you" lol

classic.

[MrWarbear1226]

if you had a hizzy, you'd be outta the HOUSE!

[muddykipz]

OH GOD I LAWLED

[damienemley]

You got to get out there and get your bitch spunk drunk

[Lovelinedownloads]

for free loveline downloads go to lovelinedownloads(dot)webs(dot­)com

[wesjoe311]

throb and guzzle? spunk drunk? muff yo tang? pistol rubbin? omg, that is gold, pure gold!!!

[s0ysauce09]

this is hilarious

[calvin1392]

n-bombs wtf i listing to love line everynight for so long i never thought drew would drop an n bomb

[Camphibious]

Dr.Drew is a passionate man

[Deelucky84]

Adam's mourning show got cancelled. BRING ADAM BACK ON LOVELINE!!!!!!!!

[Phished123]

i love when he says Areolapalooza

[Shadows606]

why aint you got no play playa ??

[Shadows606]

on the hizzy fo chizzy

[EpTweeter12]

I LOVE DR DREW!!! HE IS THE SHIT!!!

...but Adam is my god!

[wafflemanx]

Anyone else notice the dr. drew has become alot more serious and kinda a dick since adam left the show?

[cjflo]

Cause he has to put up with that stryker dickweed.

[SLERS]

go where you jackoff!! that shit was funny!!

[ashleycanx]

Love Dr. Drew.

[MadameBeekeeper]

ew, "throbbing guzzle"? :-o

[harryp757]

Dr. Drew sayin nigga LMFAO!

[whyareyousooofat]

OMMGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dinosaurbreakfast]

If you had a HIZZY you'd be out of the...HOUSE.

[lennonchick]

Oh how I love Dr. Drew!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL!

[saxysai]

Holy crap. This is the best thing ever. How did Dr. Drew keep a straight face?! hahahaha

[whyareyousooofat]

haha yeah

" yo dont be a playah hater you gotta get your bitch spunk drunk and yo aint gonna wanna pistal rub nemore yo "

[dadezbombz]

by far makes me laugh SO hard that I think I almost pissed my pants

[ambrulv]

i miss the old loveline and i love this call :D

why ain't you got no play, playa?

[takeabustoreno12]

Holy shit, I died.

Oh my god.

HOLY BALLS I'm still laughing.

[Princeeng]

stop fighting.

heya =) j1

[BobBasker]

why you ain't got no play, playa

[Purplehaze310]

HI CHRISTINE

[christinelolomg]

HI JONATHAN.

[707RipOtee]

Stay fresh Nigga!! Ha!!!

[demnice]

man this sh!t was funny.

[alucardsangel0715]

this is when loveline was funny.

fuck stryker. let it be known.

pussy.

[shalywell]

abofuckinlutely! i love adam. i miss the old loveline so much!

[shalywell]

(i mean abSo fuckin lutely)

[oreoforlife]

god i love Drew.

[devoured1]

rofllllllllllll <3

[rock8806]

Dr. Drew in the Hizzy!!!

[NativeMoon]

Dr Drew is the only white man Ive heard use the N word and not get called out on it!! o_O LMFAO

[rrhayah]

dude, awesome

[mrmayhem]

GODDAMN HILARITY INCARNATE!!!!!!

[Uthred009]

ADAM RULED STRYKER BLOWS

[rhcmikey]

"Stay fresh nigga" got me. Ya church?

[xOblazingpistonOx]

no both adam and stryker are funny

[karamazov222]

Areolapalooza

[kene90f]

haahaha

[dadezbombz]

seriously thanks for posting this it makes me laugh soo so so hard, esp the DR drew in the HIZZZZAAYY and, you ain't hittin the skins bro?

[chachiuday]

dr. drew in the hizzy!

[Higgs829]

I used to love listening to Drew sing the Missy Elliot bumper

[chorky777]

You're joking, right?

[NinjaBurglar]

you loser

[windex72]

obvious troll is obvious

[ThomasIdol]

I can't believe this happened! It's so difficult for me to see Dru be anything other than serious.

[zowert21]

"Stay fresh nigga" lol

[JanetMCBeam2992]

OMG!This Is Fucking Funny!He Needs To Work On It!

[cordovalee]

lol CLASSIC Loveline... oh I miss those days!!

[EMG4Life]

y u got no play playa?

omg this clip is one of the funniest things ive ever heard

lololololol

woooooooooooow that was fucking awesome.

[rekomstop638]

its not even a video. its just a pic with an audio clip

[CryingAngel2025]

look just like dr. drew and adam carolla

[lizzygrl9295]

i luv hott guys

[Renae009]

stay fresh nigga!

[soojun]

Lol I dont think adam would let or condone drew staging anything honestly. Drew is very intelligent he just feels that his own class is above this. Call it ego or just boring Drew, he is quite capable of bustin out some rhymes, especially with Adam there. Adam has had a lot of influence in Drews entire persona ,proof of this is simply by listening to loveline from when it began and loveline many years later. Even catch phrases that adam used to say a lot like "Really...REALLY?" Drew now does.

[haymike123]

i hate wiggers

[StuUngar]

This might have already been stated, but I think this call was staged. Dr. Drew isn't a comedian and he would've improv'd that segment WAAAAY too well. It's funny as hell, and I heard this when they first aired it. I found it on Youtube and it occured to me that this had to be staged because it was just spontaneously too funny to be Dr. Drew.

[ChristieJCJ]

it was. Cha* Cha*

[shadowknows]

Drew was being fed his lines on dry-erase boards.

[StuUngar]

He was replying to what the caller was saying, that would've required some super fast writing.

[elguitarrista187]

either way, its still hella funny

[lesterdrugs]

i remember the first time i heard this i laughed sooooooo hard. adam for prezzzz

[jr3333]

not da same without adam

[butthead872]

you gotta get your bitch spunk drunk

[Longhornzmatt]

you feelin' me church you feelin' me

[JCool621]

funny hearing drew drop the N bomb

[threadysparrow]

people say that unprofessionalism makes a doctor look bad, but seeing how dr. drew can act unprofessional and be funny only makes him more of a human which makes me respect him more which makes me listen to him more.

[wwfforever]

funy shit bro

[35703888]

IS THIS B4 STRYKER?

[JCool621]

yeah back when the show was good

[35703888]

well, who's the other dude?

[JCool621]

adam carolla, he left loveline when he took over for howard stern on the west coast.

[35703888]

WHEN DID HE LEAVE?

[PapaHet4Life]

in 2005. type in loveline archive on google its the first one that comes up it has 5 years worth of shows you can either listen to online or download

[SK83R4life93]

What'd he say stay fresh nigga lol mad funny

[EvilChoda666]

lol I remember this. Good times.

[seemandemon23]

you'll get semen flowin 24/7 up in your hizzy

[fuzbugg]

areolapalooza motherfuckers

[biteme7000]

...dats sum kik ass muther fukin funny shit -- yo yo

[FightingTomcat]

I like that fuck as hell *lol*

That's funny

[chitownpimp]

"talk to drew in the HIZZZIE" "hell yeah"

[sherbear2345]

if u had a hizzy you'd be out of da-- HOUSE

ROFL!!!

[SovietVV]

AWW, don't be mean guys. Stryker is a sweetheart and he's pretty funny, you can't compare him to Adam, they're totally different. I'm a long time LL listener and Adam is irreplaceable, we all know that but he's left the show now sadly and we have to move on. And Dr. Drew is just Dr. Drew, he's the hizzay!

[MuseManMike]

adam and stryker both have their pros and cons.

adam + drew give a wider range of opinions and adam is funnier

stryker is a lot better with guests and knows what he is talking about when it comes to tv, movies and especially music.

idk how stryker can be a poser according to that guy when stryker is in no way similar to adam.

adam in the morning sucks ass danny bonadouchbag is an ass kiss

[dcousteau]

Agreed, styker is not enough to make up for the chemistry adam and drew had. He is a tool

[Elizabeth01010101]

is that really dr. drew?

[sgtmajorpine]

yeah retard. it is

[xoxolele]

I like striker :] && drew

[replicantj]

Stryker is completely and utterly talentless

[xoxolele]

okkk, thats you think...

[Muffins59326]

He stinks, I don't like him.

[sgtmajorpine]

you guys just dont like him because he replaced adam and he could never be what adam was. just accept that stryker is there and forget about adam! his morning show is good but he talks about jimmy kimmel so much its like they're lovers

[richardgleason]

what if they are?

[DaMilkShakeZulla85]

You guys are crazy. Stryker is just different than adam. They are more comics now. Nick swardson was just on.

[1name2]

Thats because the show is no longer funny without adam

[jonesanobsession]

greatest tag team ever ADAM CAROLLA AND DR DREW. striker is a poser!

[Hendrixism]

"You gotta get out there, and get your bitch spunk drunk."

Adam Carolla > Stryker

[scienceisneato]

Your friends aren't experts... I'M AN EXPERT!!!

[MeSeeUTube]

Dr Drew In The IZZY !!

[ih4t3l33t]

Love it!

[EastCountyGirl]

DR. DREW'S HOTT <333

LOLZ.

[m0m0ko]

HELL YEA

[zellmer]

This makes me cry a little, loveline was so great with adam, but it became unbearable with stryker. Christ, they even got rid of DAG from coming on the show again...

Just another moment from the show of many.

Stay fresh nigga, lol...

[skwerlfish33]

gossip folks

[0BALLINN0]

wdf

[bigbowlowrong]

in the. HOUSE.

[luciouswatermelon]

i want those two men in the same bed one day... with me ofcourse!

[ArtemisBlue]

DUDE I listen to love line. Just last week they had seth mcfarland and he played around with the callers.

[nozgrd74]

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  mtv dis big time

[dabr23]

I miss adam!

[smodell4249]

HAHAHAHAHA I heard that on KROQ the other day, Drew singing that Missy Elliot song. I thought "When the hell did he do that?"

[smodell4249]

LOL, I did too! I was thinking "When was that recorded?" I crack up every time I hear that.

[Goobian]

He hasn't done it in quite a while, but here is what happened. A caller called up just to tell him they thought it would be really neat if he learned the chorus of Gossip Folks by Missy Elliot. He said he's never heard the song but i it would be interesting to try. The caller slowly said the lyrics while he wrote them down and every night one of the breaks they came in from he would try to sing the song. He slowly became a master at singing it :)

[Dreseck91]

soooooo funny!

[scantyrevery]

What a radical change.

[Breeslave]

I Still love LOVELINE and I totally miss ADAM Man!!

[ycdtotv2001]

What date is this show?

Tee he! So funny. xD