Confessions of a Homo-ner

[eggiex1]

We already knew you were a home owner. I think the only surprise was when you made the video that let people know you were a good looking home owner! ;)

[souljaboilova4lif]

EV! Y U NO Tell Us If Your Gay Or Not!!????

[LittleKittyKat123]

Are you gay?

[llOrochill]

I.Don't.Get.IT

[TheYellowgalaxies143]

young ev looks cute

[helloremr]

this guy is gay i can tell this video was true i know by the way he talks faggot!

[DaisyFeverTIME]

:themoreyouknow:

[tehlilz]

.3.



[akatsukiawsome13]

You know what? Fuck you fluffy toast -:/ oh wait you don't deserve it. Take your stupid asshole self away from my sight. Thank you. Nice job ev ^^ I just found your vids today and I cried laughing, made my day and took all the crap from school outta my bubble of concern

[MrCrapDude]

Hmm Ev i'm a Gay-mer.

[lemassacre16]

Can we just move on now? Keep on going! :D

[The787guy]

Are you really gay? Do you like the B==========D

[TheCRISTILUV]

Really creative video, lmfao in the closet part

[alght7]

Awesome job Ev! :-)

[RGJ0104]

Xxfluffytoastxx is a ball bustin muther fuckin bitch with a capitol b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mr0sprinkles]

Wow lol that's really creative (: I thought little ev in the apron was hilarious

[skittles1854]

So you over paid in the bubble of 07?

[DarkRokr08]

bahaha. this was so simple yet so funny

[akpoisonivy]

More videos ev.... xD

[kmelfina]

Never knew it would be such a painful experience x_X;

[TheWarriorcasey]

i like being at home. i hate having to go out and see the world, unless it fun

[Stickmaina]

lol 1:50

[QueerlyK]

:troll:

[mlbplayer40]

Is he homo?

[JaceaRise]

@mlbplayer40 Yupperz.

[TanatatKnight246]

can anyone tell me what a homener 

[MrRONMIS]

This is, by far, one of the best allegories I have seen online. I truly admire you.

[DatBossTV]

Look ITS A BOOB!....oh, it's gone :/

[TheYoungDancer84]

You were just kidding , right??

[beastmodeLS7]

Fag!!!!

[SCplusKC]

I love the way you put that! (:

[Bawhxer]

look, a boob~!

[GenB3GenX]

homeowner :P

[Philosophy15125]

Why the homo always so smart

[BomxStudios]

On his other account he is open about being gay :P

[youngchris209]

are u talking about a house u own a house?

[starplayer4219]

Evvvv make more videossss!!!! Erg!

[MasterOfThe7Chaos]

xD very a many nice puns my man

[anonalone]

If your can get along with male and female people,friends,colleague,etc.

I think your brain is just to be a woman than a man.

You use your brain to do something that like a women which can be seen from your creative work using feeling, common sense. Unlike the male's brain which use more analyze,logic and reason to creat some work. Yeah, If your brain is a man your work will be more serious than this...

[anonalone]

@anonalone And, are you sure you're homo-ner?

Maybe you are an androgyne.

[famousfreind]

(spoiler alert to the dumasses) it means HOME-OWNER

[evmoneyTV]

@XxFluffyToastxX I'll save you the trouble and do it for you :)

[JaceaRise]

@evmoneyTV Go Ev!

[upupipipupipup]

@evmoneyTV okay so your gay thats not bad be yourself just keep making videos plz?

[youngchris209]

@XxFluffyToastxX well fuck you !

[Synamoe]

@XxFluffyToastxX Wow, you are the most hypocritical son of a bitch I've ever seen.

[CPPenguinPranks]

@XxFluffyToastxX then that means you're a disgusting heartless noob (: ev ish awesome(:

[Neerawenxhee]

@XxFluffyToastxX You smell like sperm.

[cod4basterd]

@XxFluffyToastxX fucking homophobes 

[EmmerrrSaysHaii]

@XxFluffyToastxX omg wut. You can't even spell, so don't go around being a homophobe. yeesh. You're* btw

[CH1CO900]

Lol its all good to own an apartment n be a homo-ner ;) LIFE :D

[hellozere1]

@ret6840 It's called being a homeowner, duh

[ret6840]

Ev it's okay. Being gay is totally fine and cool. We all love you just the way you are. I don't know about the others, but I've known for some time now.

[demonslaer]

Anyone else craving stuffing right now??

[HeyJeremyC]

Brilliant.

[funnyangrykid]

EV its okay.. we know you own a house and Everything will be ALLLLrightt. also being gay is AWESOME.

[lolsV3V]

um?

[imconfuseded]

The only thing i learned here was the you own a house everything else was obvious. Ev it's really okay, we know your gay and we love you :) this who don't can go jump off a cliff :D

[tatiolover]

wait ev, r u homo or not? i'm confused

[brandon31840]

I have no comment.

[jzmajor]

So relatable, it is hilarious!

[jax252000]

This was very clever and cute.

[QUENTIN22100]

how can i be an homo-ner 

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

@QUENTIN22100 think about

something to do with real estate

[27poblo1]

said the squirrel

[Purplelady0790]

awww, you were such a cute little stick figure child....^.^

[RSdaymen]

Lol this is perfect its the combination of homo-ner that i cant tell whats going on

[TotalityClause]

it has 1337 likes... dont ruin it!

[CuteLittleSpoon]

Oh god this whole thing is so perfect!

[DCALVERTMW2]

But where do you want me to thumb you? :)

[MrsHiMyNameIs]

at 1:45 that's what she said!

[xxxsaradominrulezxxx]

@MrsHiMyNameIs No shit dude...

[LZBJPFRSACDC98]

"look it's a boob,oh it's gone" :( hahhahahahha genius!!!

[LZBJPFRSACDC98]

"look it's a boob,oh it's gone" -.- hahhahahaha genius!

[ThePurpleBoom]

Are you Gay or European? (10 points to people do know that song)

[lpsanddrawingrocks]

I know how ya feel. One of my relatives is gay. Also, are you also a drag queen? please reply:):):)

[BritneysFan2012]

@lpsanddrawingrocks wtf Bitch??? fail comment drag queen?

[kalizeh]

People are so stupid... Very smartly done!

[xadele95]

Guys, he's gay. He's said in his other videos that he is. *Le sigh at the idiots who need this clarifying.*

[Emoforever220]

Ev just come out and say your gay ill bet ppl you will still love and not just gays also straight people becuz your really cool so just come out when evr and say Im gay ill hope youll still accept me i mean like Tosh.0 gay

[scoccacola]

i cant believe all you people are unsure about wether he is gay. He is openly gay and will happily admit it. like purplelady said he was using wordplay to make a funny video on his coming out story

[christ439]

come on dude!

[sulleh1]

Don't worry Ev, if you're gay we won't hate you.

[cheneeamoi93]

Come on,Ev! U r obvsly gay!

[mcrladygerard13]

...sarcasm:)

[RPG7ssuck]

Its like Daniel tosh. Kinda

[efi2075]

thats the way clever people reveal their sexuality.through hints and humour.

[AtomicTank1000]

bluuuuuh i thought he was really come out as gay. i wouldve been soooooooooooo happy

[jjnana100]

omg ur friend is so cute he looks like my advice stick his name is Rocco

[Dagga423]

hur hur hur i dont understand sarcasm durr IS HE GHEY? hUUUUR DUURr

[masterace5000]

wait ... so he is gay? i mean i wouldnt be surprised but ... WHY EV WHY!!!

[ilovecupcakes554]

guys hes definitely gay. hes telling u through a funny way!! hes mentioned it in other videos such as how to use a public restroom and how to gym!!!

[wolvesrock1217]

Does it really matter if you KNOW if he is gay or NOT? He is still awesome :3

[Kerada101]

Dude are you gay? I am have way thinking I might be a little gay. So knowing one of the coolest (Not just flattery, it is true.) youtubers I watch is even .009% gay would be awesome, and if you did over youtube, youd have some major bravery dude.

[H20lover5678]

Please EV! 

[H20lover5678]

Ev please just answer everybody's question: ARE YOU, EV ACTUALLY HOMOSEXUAL? aka GAY? We know your a homoner but please we want to know the truth. We'll all still love you as your fans ( Like this comment if you won't care if Evs gay because he's so funny) we won't judge you! We think your awesome and hilarious. Being gay docent effect the way we see you, promise! We just want to know the truth. Please EV! I have a lot of gay friends. You would be a roll model to gays if you said yes or no. Ple

[bodhithewafflemaster]

your such a troll ev

[DiscoStu421]

My good, he is gay, what is the freaking problem??? being gay is natural so dont judge

[ThePuggleGamer]

So are you gay?

[101bats]

is he gay or sarcastic?

[101bats]

is he gay or sarcastic?

[dragoniteice]

YOU HAVE A HOUSE!?

[Alexanderxx5]

I Started to Say ----> Thats What She Said!!!

[etmusic4]

I knew you were being sarcastic with Homo-ner.

I learned it in your other video.

[HummingJill]

that's brilliant! :D

[perkulatur]

...is he gay or not?

[tianang77]

@perkulatur

fail......you better be trolling

[steelstringgirl]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain

Please stop being an asshat. You and @Mestherion are being asshats. Don't you realize that people have different perceptions of the world? The differences should bring us together instead of tearing us apart. Little peace and little truces will slowly lead up to peace globally. And it would help us focus on other issues if we weren't down everyone's throats all the time. Asshats.

[janeblow80]

I love homo-ners!

[lissiebenedic]

I love this video sooo much (im not gay). A very clever way to express what you want. I read some comments, and all i wanna say is that we are not our names, where we come from, the money we have, if i am straight or gay, etc...we are more than that, a combination of life experiences, ideas, values and most important how we use them all to make decisions so we try to be happy & dont hurt others while we do so ... to the people that said anything about god, good or wrong, i say BE HAPPY people =D

[DancinBanana345]

thts y he likes closets!!!!

[knickersonurface]

What's with his face @ the beggining

[heartSLB]

Lol it would be so much nicer if you yelled "I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy" when you came out of that closet

[destinyawaitsx3]

i don't care, you're funny and that's all that matters :)

[LivinOffAPrayer]

After watching your newest video, I half expected you to say "I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaay!" after exiting the closet.

[jasminelight]

@gnomopocho lol

[gnomopocho]

Is this your way to tell us that you are gay?

[gmail804]

@gnomopocho WOW... Captain Clueless over here!!!<---------

[gnomopocho]

@gmail804 Sarcasm, anyone?

[mako494]

WTF MATE??

[zenosxr]

Love the video ;), no I'm not gay

[natertaderader]

Everyone asking him if he's gay....stop being an asshat.

[XxENANO27Xx]

I respect it Ev, it's your life. Live it up

[loiloiloi6]

Ev is so brave🚹💟🚹

[ScoobyMcDoobyDoo]

i'm not a home owner myself, but i absolutely love you. You're a funny guy and it doesn't matter what your preferences are. i love you for who you are :)

[lsgarcia06]

i'm playing house

[j0hnsonx]

Thattrollguyagain get a grip man. Male giraffes engage in homosexual activities 90% of the time!

If by ur definition, two males having sex, and thus being unable to reproduce is biologically wrong..now tell me..what about a man and a woman whereby one of then is impotent? Is it biologically wrong for them to be together then? Use ur brains dude.

[AustinKeoniThompson]

Please be gay :3 you're cute. (gayness intended)

[shadowknight3600]

are you homosexual or bisexual

[rodimusr7]

@0:46 no offense but i couldnt stop laughing XD!!

[multiblackops100]

hulgnnhkghlknjhnjm.

[20mat]

Come out of the closet ev, Be gay ;3

[toasty4000000]

Im really confused, are you a home owner or a homo?

[Purplelady0790]

@toasty4000000 homo, he was using word play of how homeowner and homo ner sound similar. Also the 'huge' part which is really funny and 'coming out of the closet'

[DarthNihulus]

@toasty4000000 *facepalm*

[RSpkzs]

@toasty4000000 both

[xDinosaursAjax]

OH MY GAWD IT'S HUGE!!!

[u1s1m1c]

Welcome out mate! I CAN'T WAIT!

[tniasboy]

So homo ners sighn away there souls

[SilverKeyFilms]

look! its a boob! oh its, gone...

[JericaniaCombo]

haha that's funny.

[msesmeralda150]

Fo reals?

Seems too sarcastic to me

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

@Mestherion You should turn off you computer now and go outside. Have some fresh air. And look around. Second, you should understand that if you're convinced about something, no matter how much... You still might just miss a small detail and might be wrong. Just 'cause you can't see the detail, doesn't mean it isn't there. And finally, you should change your understanding about Life. Because you can and probably will ruin your future life. I know you can't see how, but in the future, you will.

[InsaneButInControl]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain Assclown.

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

@Mestherion I thought I should quote that word, but I thought you were smart enough to understand. Guess I was wrong. First of all, don't you see this conversation is taking far too long? We're just pissing everyone off. Second, I couldn't help but to look at your profile. And now I know what kind of person you are. You're probably proud. Third, you still do not understand Life. And seems I cannot prove you wrong. So be it. I only have three advices for you. You should turn off your computer n

[1358Paco]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain Quit being an ass hat

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

@Mestherion Do you even listen to yourself? Or me? Your rock theory isn't even related to Biology, how can you say it's the same thing? Please, read my words properly before you try to prove them wrong. When did I say if you can do an action, that means it's what it's for? You completely misunderstand Biology and Life itself. And CLEARLY confusing existence for Life. Before your next comment, please rethink the meanings of both. And please forget the rock theory.

[Mestherion]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain Everything that we can determine to exist consists of physical processes. We can determine living things to exist. Biology is the study of the physical processes of life. None of those physical processes is biologically incorrect.

You said "eyes are for seeing." If this claim is not based on the fact they can see, what is it based on?

And, since you just demonstrated that you don't know what "theory" means, you should not be discussing science.

[mmcs7]

this guy is not talking about sexual attraction! he's talking about HOMEOWNER! are you guys crazy?

[Klinety66]

Why do people argue on YouTube

I mean do you have a life

[hany1011]

To all the haters: There is nothing wrong with gay people!!!! I have friends (two girls) that are in a relationship and it is just as beautiful as a straight relationship. I'm not sure if Ev is gay but if he is, there is no need to hate!!!! Gay, straight, bi, lesbian, transgender it dorsn't matter!!!

[nicebutharsh]

Great video, I am a homo-ner as well

[hany1011]

Are you actually gay? If you are I really respect you for going on to YouTube and saying it.

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

@davidblade15 I'm not saying it's bad to do it. I'm just saying it's not right in Biological way. I'm with everything that atleast slightly reduces the rising of population but this is aggression's job. Fighting each other (in war) not only reduces (and stops) rising of the population but reduces the population itself (7 billion is too much) and it also makes the stronger genes to survive and the weaker ones wiped out. Now, people think that aggression is somekind of a curse, a bad uneeded gene.

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

@LittoBUbbo Ah, you see, there's a reason I keep saying the word 'Biologically' all the time. It is wrong in Biological way. This is all I and Mestherion were arguing about. We can have sex just for pleasure, but pleasure is just a side effect so we wouldn't avoid doing it, so we'd reproduce. I believe everyone's clear about it. Can we close this case?

[davidblade15]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain Humans no longer follow many biological trends. For example, all other species of living things(viruses not included) are only able to reach a certain climax population before maintaining a stable population, but humans keep on spreading.Similarly, we have moved beyond using sex for procreation only, and it now is used for other things. Furthermore, it is good for people to be homosexual. It can help decrease the overpopulation if humans that we see today. While it would be b

[beyonce11213]

OK. For all you people who are still confused just he is gay. ok??? watch the video just without thinking that this is really about being a homowner think of it as his life.......

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

A simple statement "eyes are for seeing" shows that their purpose is to see. Which shows that Biologically there is a purpose of eyes and therefore, there is a purpose of mating which is reproduction. And being attracted to the same sex denies that purpose because same sexes cannot reproduce. So being attracted to the same sex is Biologically wrong.

Unless someone can prove me wrong.

(no hatred was intended)

[LittoBUbbo]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain Yes.. but humans have brains and are developed enough to experience the senses and pleasure and complex decision making. We can have sex for that pleasure only, we don't have to recreate. Adoption doesn't have any purpose really, but it's because we have a brain that feels compassion and love that we want to adopt.

[Mestherion]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain Except, as I showed with my rock analogy, just because eyes have the ability to see, does not mean they exist for seeing. Just because a rock can be thrown doesn't mean it exists for throwing.

Sexual attraction has the ability to attract to same gender or opposite gender, so by your logic, it exists for both.

Of course, it doesn't exist for either one, but either way, your argument falls apart.

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

@Mestherion You are completely missing the point. I'm sorry, but this didn't seem to be your smartest thing to say. My guess is that you were affected by stress so you didn't understand my comment properly; you are tired and/or bored of this conversation so you left; you might "run out of ammo" so you're ending it. Your "brief" shows it. I may misdefy a word or two, but that is my language problem, not understanding and I do not intend to do it. Your example completely doesn't fit here. Farewell

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

@Mestherion "We have eyes so we could see" is a correct sentence but factually wrong. That would suggest that we were given the eyes so we could see. "We see because we have eyes" suggests that we can do the action because we are capable of doing it (in this case: because we have a tool that lets us do that action).

"We have eyes so we could see, which are for seeing.", "We see because we have eyes that are for seeing." Their action is to see. The purpose of the eyes is to see.

[Mestherion]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain I suspect (and have suspected for a while) that you're intentionally misdefining words in order to keep this conversation going.

I will leave now, but I will address your last point briefly:

If I pick up a rock and throw it, that doesn't mean the rock's purpose was to be thrown. Just because it can be applied to an action does not mean it exists to fulfill that action, and thus purpose cannot be used here, nor can it be used for sexual attraction.

[berrykage]

I love you EV! :D

[zachasuras]

Lol I loved it! -3

[gtarules1]

Yes, people, he's gay...stop asking the obvious! >.< Why else would someone make a video like this!?

[ThatTrollGuyAgain]

@Mestherion It seems our understanding of the word purpose is different. You see, that is a reason we have eyes. But if you'll look from the other side, it becomes a purpose. Reason: we see because we have eyes. Purpose: eyes are for seeing. We "kept" (see the quotes) the eyes because of the stronger gene that survived. But the purpose of the eyes is to see. I must admit, I never had such a pleasure in such conversations. I'm glad you're thinking. A graet head you have on your shoulders.

[Mestherion]

@ThatTrollGuyAgain You're swapping cause and effect. "The reason we can see is because we have eyes" is not "the reason we have eyes is so we can see."

"The reason we reproduce is because we're attracted (to the opposite gender)" is not "the reason we're attracted (to the opposite gender) is so we can reproduce."

[Metalmatt96]

@Mestherion You to are the smartest youtube verbal fights on this website. I am pretty sure I learned something new, and this conversation interested me for I am in biology in high school it is a cool subject. The reason I said that is because normally people say "this guys is (insert random insult here)" and the offended person responds the same but you two did it in a civilized friendly way, and for that I thank you

[peppermint23]

this is GENIUS

[TheLyricsReader]

Soooo naughty :P