Uno Lavoz Presents Top 5 Worst Lines In Grind Time History

[trackmedixuk]

uno lavos is the funniest guy on the net. lol

[REALDEALRIPTV]

What was so wrong with the 'gut' line? And 'the planet is flat' line? Uno can't talk especially since he has been known to choke a few times and start talkin some weird irrelevant shit that half the time doesn't make sense or even rhyme most of the time.

[ReneM1989]

this was just lame, that panic attack/planet is flat wasn't that bad, I think it was actually kinda cool sarcasm. I bet you 100 bucks it would take me 5 minutes to find 5 even worse lines than that, this seems more like rage agains one of those dudes

[bknewstash]

Homie on the left looks like a fuccin mannequin

[boratfrosty111]

mad respect uno, but you guys dumb as fuck for not understanding that line

[iGotSpaceLikeNASA]

@boratfrosty111 no..1:51 he says the sarcasm isn't good.

[TheMDizzle87]

The Problem is.....Screem beat Uno xD

[slickskillsman]

Uno is the fucking man lol

[somebody2123]

I thought i was only going to see 5 of his own lines..

[imabaitguy]

I SAID

[cokkiesaretasty]

3 worst lines from one guy. seems like a personal attack to me

[DarthSkater6]

Uno's a funny guy but dumb as shit. You have to be to lose to someone as wack as screem.

[RavenousFists]

@DarthSkater6 Dirt lost to em

[brxbirchseries101]

uno lavos is shit,he tried getting the crowd to clap along to some weak bars he wrote when he battled lunar c. he got slaughtered hahahahah

[Star9MC]

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahha­hahahah IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO

[acoffin24]

Jokesss...this nigga uno is a funny Ass dude yo

AC

[ConsciousMaster]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[kievobrien1]

he lost to screem in the end....ironic

[MrMajugi]

@kievobrien1 Screem got all the fuckin judges by their balls man. All his battles are robberies, he is and will never be better then dirt or uno ever. bandit rapper

[BboyBaysiks]

Cortez's lions helmet line surely.

Oh wait a second... I see what you are doing now!!!

[ILLUMINATI937]

Pause At 2:06

[RobieLepiej]

URL, GT, Kotd, Don't Flop, fuck it, i dont write my shit, im high..

I just say Uno I watch You all day high, You and Brixx are the most entertainment shit, boom!

[mediumhank]

dis nigguh Uno is funny, but its only three bars that count. Fuck screem I guess is the real message (don`t disagree) but yeah 4 was a joke and 5 wasn`t anything that was supposed to be a joke. Funny shit with the mma fighter, next best for me was the gut line. Peace YT.

[ShutupnScreem]

Smh....

[crazyrj14]

"Yo have the body of an MMA fighter"

What...the fuck.

[DaKidAwMe]

Screem doesn't win... And what do you know, The planet's not flat... It's round... That was the point, ya'll misunderstood... Not them... lol

[Altaire7]

uno lavos know a lot about wackest bars

[OfficialFlashKid]

does anyone know if uno has a twitter account?

[nextlevelnova]

@OfficialFlashKid unolavoz215

[OfficialFlashKid]

@nextlevelnova Thanks!

[emshan27]

yeah how can you misintepret that planet line. it wasn't that hot, but it was definitely alright and made sense

[spurskimo]

that planet line was sick , u misunderstood..

[Ruffdogg21]

cornballs

[kylem1112]

yeah nigga!, and the planet is FLAT!

[batow8]

"I have no gag reflex"

-Dutch Vega

[kylem1112]

@batow8 Lol. when did he say that?

[batow8]

@kylem1112 It was at Bodybag Season vs Everybody Knows.

[wiggisatank]

i like how they're clowning dude for talking about other guys bodies and being gay....then unos homie says " what are you gonna tell uno? that he look good?"

[TZ4789]

@wiggisatank sarcasm trollolol

[TheProverbialHater]

Y'all just going in on Screem.  He does suck though.

[Most1ntrigued]

screem said 'you beat me and the planet is flat' or whatever which is saying that that if dirt beats him the planet is flat, meaning that dirt wont beat him cause the planet isnt flat. i hate screem and agree that he wack sa fuk but you misunderstood what he was saying

[Mysterytweetie]

@Most1ntrigued they are making fun on that line cause they are trying to say dirt beat him if you watch the battle and hear what the said when the 1st worst line came up

[duffeyduff24]

@Most1ntrigued yeah they dumb as shit

[hiphopfan3051]

@Most1ntrigued he said that because he ended up losing that battle

[ItsDigits]

@Most1ntrigued I think you misunderstand the sarcasm...

[ItsBiwiPwice]

@Most1ntrigued They were being sarcastic.....

[ilikebeer]

#1 worst

i hate this nigga cant everythi-everybody replace this nigga, cant everythin-anybody could replace this nigga... long awkward pause.....

i say im about to trash this nigga, put em in a... put em in a .. cast my nigga. you so ass you cud booty clap with your face my nigga

silly fuckin punk

[SteveStevetheSteve]

"You beat me? Yea nigga, and the planet is flat." It's obvious that he was stating the similarity between the planet not being flat, and his opponent not actually being able to beat him. In the future can you do a better job; my suggestion would be to not drink while making videos, it is a waste of near 6,000 people's time.

[micill45]

Number five shoulda been that corny ass dragon tatoo...lol

[eyedea222000]

When im drunk i waych unos old battles to make me laugh n then i came across thiss... dude u makin me piss myself.

[Epeated]

hey, number 3 wasn't bad... cuz fat jokes work. BUT YOU! Do more of these!

[xCleverlyx]

WOW U DIDNT GET "THE PLANET is flat" bar? lol

u morons ofcourse he knows and thats why he used it,

u beat me, than the planet is flat

[beeradz]

lol that planet is flat line makes sense.. thats why before it he says "you beat me?" then "yeah nigga and then planet is flat".. like saying yeh when pigs fly . ... smh

[kylem1112]

@beeradz I was just about to say that. but yeah, it was still pretty cheesy.

[damagedone56]

uno ended up losing to screem

[TheProverbialHater]

BARS OVER JOKES!

No Gimmicks. 

[MrFatalBeast]

if uno lost thats a fucking robbery LOL

[whocares55555]

TIME!!!

[VESSEL1991]

"Is this what I have to look forward too??????" Lmaooo.....idgaf nigga, you bodied him at follow the leader

[imsofly101able]

screem is worst in grindtime easily

[unpopularman]

lmao JOKES OVER BARS!

[MrFatalBeast]

LOL

[siwooot]

both uno and screem are wack, i think screem has more potential though, uno lavoz is funnier and more entertaining but he's wack, i have a feeling screem will win

[SomeWriterGuy]

@siwooot uno will fucking destroy this guy did you see the dirt battle??

[siwooot]

@SomeWriterGuy yes but i've also seen uno lavoz battles

[adamfromrhhf]

@siwooot how can you be entertaining but wack, that is some stupid logic you are using.

[siwooot]

@adamfromrhhf he's entertaining because he has jokes but he's wack because his rhymes suck dick, now fuck off

[adamfromrhhf]

@siwooot Its battle rapping, your lyrics just have to connect with people and uno lavoz chooses to use humor in order to please the crowd and the judges. If he's lyrics are wack then I'm assuming you believe that people are laughing at him and not with him. I disagree whole heartedly on that, and many people disagree as well. #Owned

[siwooot]

@adamfromrhhf yes the crowd ARE laughing AT him you idiot, and he doesn't please the judges either, he loses his battles every time he does that style, you just explained why he's wack.

I heard he lost to Screem as well so I was right

[adamfromrhhf]

@siwooot Uno lavoz doesn't rhyme thats a biggie that the judges like to use. They also say he chokes a lot, thats just he's style he pauses randomly. Grindtime is filled with stupid crowds, so I don't think they understand his battle rap satire.

[siwooot]

@adamfromrhhf its not Yo Momma man, its a rap battle, uno connects with the crowd for the wrong reasons, shit mista conspiracy also connects with the crowd. but its a rap battle not a stand up comedy show, thats why he loses

[adamfromrhhf]

@siwooot Supa hot fire, I SPIT THAT.

[mlop129]

that nicca look like will castro from unique whips lmfao and team homi is a bunch of old ass grandpa niccas tryin to form a weak ass group on sum high school shit GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!

[cellophane331]

jokes over bars niga!!...lol

[ChopChoiceBeats]

lol!!!!!

[AWAK187]

Screem does really suck tho...

[ShutupnScreem]

:::yawn:::

[adambomb51]

hahahahahahaha

[SomeWriterGuy]

kill this motherfucker please that battle against dirt was a disgrace to gtn

[UnoLaVoz]

@SomeWriterGuy will do homie

[lovelylillian7]

LOL

1:37 on had me rollin!

Lol

Lol

Love Lavoz!!!!

[MisterWilsonTV]

hahahhahahahaha im ROFL right now XD