Jeremy Kyle - Funny Geordie.

[chasmedia1]

Go to Glasgow and see if you can wake - up------- love this only by accident did a come across it,fuckin in knots so funny '' A woke up with a stinker '' you would be a fuckin legend in Scotland funny as fuck ........ class cos wummin are just snakes with tits all of them ....peach.

[AlibiAmy1]

Whey Aye Man.

[jkjkjk696969888]

So proud

[secretlad]

"get on!" hahahaha

[L365YQ]

geordie shore wayaye!!!!!

[Thapollos1]

@BennyB5555 shut up man you posh twat

[BennyB5555]

Queens English please! lol

[CrysusDub]

hahahah " got too drunk and woke up wit a stinka" LOL

[TheKingNev]

RALLY Burner

[Icolossu]

"You look like a raccoon."

Fucking kills me. XD

[MissIrishBelle]

Geordies are the canniest people you will ever meet. If you just moved into the neighbourhood and you went around your neighbours to ask for a cup of sugar, sure as hell they will get you some 99.9 % will get you some sugar.

[matelot95]

@MissIrishBelle Aye, straight round to Netto and rob some

[MissIrishBelle]

@matelot95 Hmm..some probably would but at least they got you sugar lol

[lamylala6]

people just assume that geordies are all hard and all chavas but we're not.! geet slyy cos we're actually dead canny!!

[rainbowinthedark73]

Raleigh burner !

[jermainkim]

no offense but doesn't sounds english to me while the guests were talking with each other....

[xPaqs]

@jermainkim english people have alot of slang words in their dictionary. you wouldnt understand it.

[MissIrishBelle]

@jermainkim Not all English people sound like they come from London. We have many accents like Americans do.

[MaggieACharva]

@jermainkim LOL Let is guess you're not from England are you? North East of England is where Newcastle is & our local accent is Geordie, we have our own slang & dialect here like every other region here too. It is old English.

[nastyhabitzL0nd0n]

Going on like his mrs is something special she's butterz!

[123xxrobertx]

true, Geordie's accent is well

[rakesh1614]

@MrBThatsMe I just want to say that geordies are the friendliest people in UK. I never ever felt like a foreigner over here. I'm just too lucky to have met people like these in my life. Wish I was a geordie ;)

PEACE! x

[xieNcoRe]

I fucking love Geordies! They're all so funny and I lo e their random insults :L

[ZinqMe]

This Makes Me Proud To Be A Geordie :) What A Stinkaa Ya Racoon!

[MaggieACharva]

To people on here mocking us good Geordie folk from Newcastle, who rioted in the UK last year though? Not Newcastle but Manchester & London cos unlike them, we actually care about our city too. Maybe the people who live further south could learn a thing or 2 about living in a civilised society off us Geordie eh! Gun crime is lower here than down south & you get retards from all over the UK appearing on Jeremy Kyle show too, cos chav is a southern term used more often now.

[BigLiam123]

"Look at ya man you look like a Racoon" hahahah legend! So funny hahah

[xxxkatxxx1989xxxpaul]

Haha

[Martikafairy]

I love geordie accent!!

[ZzDarKnessHDx]

i am proud to be a Geordie!<3

[01JennyLou]

Raccoon :'LL!

[Mythicdawn07]

hahaha @anfield2k7 same here its a pure fuckin disgrace lmfaoo

[anfield2k7]

even after watching this Im still proud to be a Geordie

[mrhangslow2]

@anfield2k7 damn yeah



[akel466]

Jeremy needs to learn how to talk to people

[baldrbraa]

Did she actually say "Am I bothered?"

[camprichie]

@baldrbraa shes ma mam!

[TommyGun8142]

@mellowNdark where are you from?

[ArmyOvOneInc]

Proud to be a Geordie.

[squirell1952]

this jerry kyle fella, he sounds so self righteous.

[StrathendrickPiper]

she look like racoon wae aye man!

[Frequency404]

*For a laugh, imagine my following statement in the voice of David Attenborough*

I've lived in or around Newcastle for all 21 years of my life so far, so I reckon I can say with some experience that Geordies are stupid, ignorant, cunt-headed fucknuckles.

[2009Spinny]

@Frequency404 must be a mackem, or a dirty southener ...

[Frequency404]

@2009Spinny

Nope, Mister Attenborough's actually from London, haw haw.

[blazethekiller11]

Proud to be Northern!

[chocolatemonster07]

It turns out that the redhead knows someone i went to school with, small world.

[BackFromNowere]

Proud to be from the North East like ahaha

[mickycaszsr]

love lving in the north east me

[daniel43437]

u look like a racoon ha ha lmfao

[daniel43437]

missed out alot of funny bits this is minta

[daniellelovingsome1]

hes a fkn belta haha :)

[beckahhD365]

thats actually my auntie and uncle xP funny

[DaNpArKiN123]

hahahaha mint geordies :D i love my hometown :D

[Jonaldinho180]

I love being from Newcastle! <3

[scottishboy1987]

She is very similar to a racoon imo

[trikzah]

Raleigh Burner!

[daneyboy88]

u look like a ra'coon

[daneyboy88]

AL REET PET

[JustFunnyVids]

Turn on closed captioning. If only the world was really like that.

[Johnnyblacksun]

radge 

[GremlinBooth]

Gerodies are thick as mate, Teesside yeah! clever as man

[lamylala6]

lol he sounds so much like my cousin its unreeeel! lmao

[minnieosbourne]

I love Geordies! lol

[semiskimmedbeats]

hey dawg we heard you like videos so we put a video in your video so you can watch videos whilst you watch videos

[AFCBOURNEMOUTH1994]

whats a stinker?

[burnzy1986]

@AFCBOURNEMOUTH1994 what do you think lol? a dog

[AFCBOURNEMOUTH1994]

@burnzy1986 please tell me

[burnzy1986]

@AFCBOURNEMOUTH1994 someone who's ugly, or as we would say up here 'she's a dog'.

[howdhemissthat]

LOL yer luk lyk a raccooooon! quality

[Mdonkin961]

yay for a video buffering another buffering video :)

[ToonArmyTalk]

We all speak similar to that, but only a small portion of geordies are on the dole and live in council estates.

Not more than any other part of the country.

[DDaannyy16]

Can we have english subtitles?

[Superjuniorbox15]

ha coming from this cunt WHO HAD AN AFFAIR.

[ROGERS1993100]

quality funny as fuk ugly bitch

[02goodProductions0]

i wanted to see that lass come on!

[frankandrab]

a thnk hez funny az fuk me lyk.

[davycrocketful]

that guy is a moron...why is this lass bothering with him..? dam chav idiots..

[MrProWizard]

They're a real embarrassment to us geordies.

They don't deserve to don the geordie accent. Fucking chav scum.

[ItsRudyInnit]

Look a'ya man, y'look lig'a rah-coon! LMFAO!!! Priceless XD

[Jessiee22315]

@mellowNdark is it balls.i bet where you are from is no better,there is worse places than Newcastle...like Birmingham i would know 'cause i used to live there with the vile twats...people here are lovely and have over 3% of a personality unlike southerners.i don't know anyone on benefits and it donesn't matter if someone is a single mam as long as they are a good one. come up here and find out what we r like rather than judging us by television programmes aye?

[MrPolishedTurd]

Hate the geordie accent.

Inbred cunts.

[burnopfieldbloke]

sounds more like a mackem

[TheBrookeful]

Are whey I using the word " Stinker" haha..

[Elkie885]

I can't believe so many people want to come to this country to make a life for themselves. Obviously they haven't watch Jeremy Kyle

[1100HondaCB]

@Elkie885 Nor can I. The quality of life in this country, bearing in mind it's supposed to be a developed country, is rather poor as most of us hard working people live on the breadline. Paying some of the highest taxes in the world doesn't exactly help the working person or benefit the economy.

[MissBowler1998]

i want the geordie accent

[youngelvisnightowls]

the couple shaking their heads on 1.36 dont look happy....they dont know the geordie life....its mint being a geordie

[rakesh1614]

Geordie accent is mint!

[MrBThatsMe]

@rakesh1614 I'm I geordie but I feel like we all sound rough! I don't get it! Is it just because we sound funny or do people actually think it's good to sound like this? Althought by "this" I'm not refering to the bloke in this video who definitely is rough as a bag of bricks.

[MrKidKnockout]

Geordies...the white Jamaicans of Britain

[shaunyd1234]

@MrKidKnockout Yup, we speak gerodie patois

[Formicshower]

SOMETIMES IN LIFE,

ITS BETTER TO STAND UP,

WALK AWAY FROM YOUR PC/LAPTOP/MOBILE DEVICE,

AND JUST STOP WATCHING SHITTY PROGRAMS

[guitarliam5]

@mellowNdark actually no its not, why dont you come up here and take a look around, you'll fine out the your only half right, there is a hell of a lot of decent people here.

[dugbas]

yeah..i woke up with a stinker....whats that????....i went to my bed with an itchy arse and i woke up with a stinking finger :) :) :)

[StevenThirkle]

@mellowNdark I live in Newcastle and that is damn true, although there is 80% chavs there is a 20% which aren't :L

[Alnwick07]

lol Bigg Market

[LovesxToxSing2010]

you look like a racoon hahah : D crease love being a geordie me like lol xx : D

[klojinum]

@mellowNdark Have you perchance seen the news recently? Newcastle isn't featured, strangely.

[PuuberZ]

Our accents shouldn't be on TV.

[Englishrockchick]

Im a geordie and this just makes me cringe :/

[BAGofWEED999]

fkn crease and a haf geordie born, geordie breed, strong in thu arm, lethel in bed! ;)

[xcrazygirlx1000]

i love the Geordie accent! :)

[sunaisiblings]

I fucking love being a geordie xD

[relixhaze]

i was stud infront of this guy in fenicks newcastle

[charliharrison101]

@relixhaze What the hell was he doing in Fenwicks? I dont think he would have the money to buy things; probz stealing :L And thats not aimed at geordies; because im one myself, it was aimed at the dirtyyyy chavs (he;s a perfect example) :)

[xTOXICxSUICDEx]

..... now im ashamed to be a geordie ........

[longassballs21]

This guy is my hero. 

[ReDucT0r]

What language is this?

[Mazza1409]

@ReDucT0r They are from the North East of England - Newcastle. They are English with a Geordie accent.

[Konartwist]

@ReDucT0r original english 

[EmmaGoneMad]

1:41 - 1:53 - LMAO!!! 'Seen the state of yar head man?' 'You messed ma head up man?' 'Good am glad man. Gor away man'

[hipjames]

Jesus christ this is embarrasing for us geordies

[MrSmithyistheman]

LOOK AT YA MAN YA LOOK LIKE A RACCOON pmsl

[headers16]

Go On Rally Burner Proper Geordie HAHAHAHA Geordies Do It Best Passion Is The Way

[BoyBadParker2011]

im a geordie

[09strawberries]

hahaha i love geordies x'D

[VStocker14]

Look like a racoooon.

[VinceNF1488]

@rvdgamingtv Newcastle, Gateshead, North Shields, South Shields, Hebburn, Jarrow, Whitley Bay, and so on...all Geordies.

[Brappznd]

Night oot on the big market, this lads got style.

[EmmaLouisee1]

what a fuckin legend! pahaha :)

[MrsGreenDay123]

@rvdgamingtv Geordie is a regional nickname for a person from Tyneside region of the north east of England. 

[TheMerked101]

@boxyhawk

i agree that geordies get a bad press when on the tele, take geordie shore for example, but hey! i'm a geordie, 22 years old and this is absolute comedy gold! LOOK AT YOU MAN, YOU LOOK LIKE A RACOON!

[DevilBringer1986]

we geordies deny this chav....

[jordan19920]

hahaha this is propa class.. geordies forever haha

[viajustice]

am I bothered lol

[memslovesparmoare]

what are they saying

[mnftoon1975]

what a charver but funny though

[rafalthe1]

"you look like a raccoon!" LOLOL

[s2wgstar]

now he should be on geordie shore but he is right like she is a stinka

[1994spiker]

what a toppa best banter in the world :D

[JJGebhard]

Makes me proud to be a Geordie. You wouldn't get that banter off a southerner.

[charlotteinanutshell]

..this is what makes me so proud to be british... :|

[popazz1]

And there you go,yet more examples of why this country is the laughing stock of the civilised world! A thick,barely literate knuckle-dragger & some bint with no sense of self-worth slagging it out on 'national tv'.No doubt there was no contraception involved when these two were,(shudders),shagging each other.But then without the likes of this scum Jeremy Kyle wouldn't have a job!

[superpunk]

sounds jamaican after a while



[ShagBandGirl]

Haha Yah little dafty's. Geordies are a crease when it comes to arguing. I love living on the borders of toon!

[BryanttieMedia]

this bloke should go on Geordie Shore - and I'm a geordie meself :P

[OfNmW1]

get in representing newcastle ha!

[ElvisPresleyNo1]

"You look like a Raccoon." Hilarious!

[musicalmeniki]

i've never heard someone say man so many times lol

[noobrider100]

1:35 I thought black people had good dress sense???

[mrgerry123]

i thought youtube had changed their buffering sign. Can't u let it load first

[GhostsNSt00f]

"you look like a racoon" LMFAO

[yedi71]

hahahaha i met him b4 he is propa funny him

[oStarGamingx]

best part: have u seen u man, u look like a raccoonn :)

[RichyJ91]

Hahahahahahahaha! The lass who is sat in the back is called Emma Barrass, I went to school with her brother.

[bubblegum3033]

why i man.

[BeastLordofMetal]

I'm a geordie and i'm sorry to admit it but there are actually alot of tossers like him around Newcastle, but they're only a minority, thank god.

Most of us geordies are nice people who live honest lives, but there is a small portion of the tyne covered up with vermin like him.

[shannaz16]

Hear this is unreal this like.

[kaikuson]

Love hitting liquid to find a rotten stinker to bring home to meet the folks... look maa, caught me self a stinker

[iamkeano59]

fuckin pride o newcastle this is typical geordie by the way skanks man

[zombieanne]

lol

snout cos shes a racoon I get it gooden jezzer

[zombieanne]

lol



[sonicdodds]

not all us geordies sound like this! hahahaha

[grahamt1978]

he definately woke up with a stinker

[MrsKaylThom]

"ya look like a raccoon" hahahah quality x

[Corzayy]

What a legend.

[ShellyD37]

This clip needs English Sub-titles

[mrhangslow2]

cmon geordies do it best lol

[Jermyn78]

I hate seeing Geordies on JK as they make us look like twats. And Cheryl Cole is a skeezer from a council estate in Byker.

[G00g284]

@J ermyn78 and your point is? look where she is now you jealous twat.

[Jermyn78]

@G00g284 Yeah - jobless!

[G00g284]

@Jermyn78 Jobless but still has more money than your family times 10

[G00g284]

Respond to this video...man man man 

[buzzinnPAL]

@Jermyn78 Cheryl Cole is from Heaton, not Byker.

[pegz13]

dislocated cheekbone, a common injury. lmfao

[bescrus]

@pegz13 lmao... HE DISLOKATed MEEE CHEEKABOONE lol... so sad, that poor raccoon had it coming didn't she, hahahaha....

[NiamhElspeth]

This is a fucking crease!!

[Hardy97Nufc]

Get in the man from shiremoor. RALLBURNAA

[ChloeRoberts2010]

Glad to come from Newcastle we talk amazing!!!!!!!!

[boxyhawk]

us geordies shud never be on telly

[LiftinStudio]

@boxyhawk what evz



[TheMrtoddy]

@LiftinStudio fuck off you liftin mong <3

[ad1170]

@boxyhawk But your sooooo adorable

[RetroGirl1974]

@boxyhawk  And then they made Geordie Shore... lol

[dandabestest]

@boxyhawk and the went and made geordie shore :L