Review With Extreme Prejudice - Call of Duty Black Ops

[CrazyMegaOmega]

call of djootee

[Equious]

Loved the Daikatana drop :P

[MrRiggyRiggs]

Best game evar!!!!!!! YOU KNOW IT!

[jdanfosho]

Didn't even mention Battlefield, one of the biggest FPS gaming series, especially on the PC.

[SuperAri01]

@jdanfosho

Rob mentioned Daikatana,what more do you want?

[Squibidyflop]

That Daikatana reference was amazing, props to you good sir.

[Minikloon]

You just cheated by reviewing every COD games at once.

[jrpslappy]

I want the bill gates edition

[Dzastynas]

Hah, I don't have MW2 so I am buying Black Ops from Lockerz. For free! Hah.

[derth4]

its even funnier because its all sadly true.

[camo999999999]

If you havent done LA Noire please do it! I loved your RDR review with extreme prejudice

[Rauno315]

looking this now , it is so true

[TheImmortalWeapon]

Call of Duty...? THIS. IS. SPARTA!

[mrfun4isback]

These videos are amazing haha, keep up the good work.

[TheNadster2]

lol "the paint aint that fresh"

[BlackOpsGameplayTv]

cod4>mw2>sponge bob>black ops...

i think to most of people are agree.

[grooks10]

@BlackOpsGameplayTv cod2>cod4>every other game in histroy>black ops

[Tobiasplease]

@BlackOpsGameplayTv Humorous analogy, taking your username into account!

[BlackOpsSucksBallz]

lol yes yes yes oh yes, Black Ops is basically a crap MW2 map pack

[TheKAblOOY]

CALL OF DUTY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats final

[FortuneHunters]

@TheKAblOOY So I see you like call of poopy: black cocks?

[Silvester94T3]

"Diamond encrusted BLING BLING edition"

I burst out laughing xDDD

[optigoop]

I got the diamond encrusted bling bling edition.

[bonniedog96]

If this guy makes one more in gonna laugh myself to death.

[Shinobi20000]

I actually laughed out loud to the Dai Katana reference.

[edithegodfather]

imma go get me 2 copies of the warren buffet french kissing bill gates edition right now

[MySuspect]

You suck in reviews! Thumbs up if you agree. Let him do something you can do!

[Eldoctor888]

@MySuspect its a joke, thats why it says parody in the intro

[ThePyramis]

@MySuspect Actually I'm gonna thumb you down, not for misunderstanding that this is satire, but because you have no sense of humour.

[TacoTown254]

lol he is right, modern warfare 3 is comming out this year

[xbox360masterofgames]

this is coll of joochy. we fucking get it

[TheShadow265]

@xbox360masterofgames Dang dont get your panties in a bunch just cuz he hated on the only game you play.

[xbox360masterofgames]

@TheShadow265 hey im not trying to hate on this guy so sorry if it looked like it but what i will hate on is how pathetic this game is

[TheShadow265]

@xbox360masterofgames Well if you knew me u would know that no one hates call of duty more than me haha

[xbox360masterofgames]

@TheShadow265 oh thank god. i thought a couple of my friends and i were the only ones that understands that black ops takes no skill. try battelfield or reach which is actually team based and takes time and skill. they dont understand how to build skill.

[TheParaxore]

@xbox360masterofgames lol youd be a fool to say black ops takes no skill whatsoever, while I would agree team based games like battlefield take more communication and teamwork.

[VictorMcCaw]

@xbox360masterofgames I wouldn't say it requires no skill, it just requires no thought. It's all about aim and reflexes. Battlefield places the emphasis a little more on strategy and teamwork.

[xbox360masterofgames]

@VictorMcCaw oh yeah, you dont need to have a plan, you just play. not much to it which is probably why i dont like it. i prefer games that take a bit of thinking so you know exactly what you are going to do. exp: call of duty black ops CTF----get the flag and run. Halo Reach CTF: decide how you are going to actually sneak into the flag's perimeter, and have a plan to get out without getting ambushed.

[URsuckishATlife]

@xbox360masterofgames you can play BF2

[SlizerExtreme]

@xbox360masterofgames Sorry to inform the both of you. Neither Halo or Call Of Duty require any tactical thinking, and saying they do is just lying to your selves.

[thegoodthing]

@xbox360masterofgames no game requires "skill" they're made to have fun, not an OCD to have "skill".

[VictorMcCaw]

@thegoodthing Games can't involve any level of skill because they're intended to be fun? Could you explain to me how that's supposed to work?

[Stiglitz51]

This is so fucking Pointless, Lazy, False and Halarious all at the same time

[raiden6383]

@Stiglitz51 Exactly

[comrade242]

this is a copy of mv2 with different missions

[TheTrueDiablix]

i love this guy's reviews xD

[IchiAndRuki]

that was the most bullshit funny review i have probably ever seen.

[12jo0]

This is call of dudy.

[olililyall]

fuckin australian

[ARandomCanadian]

Battlefield > Call of Duty

[SeismicPulse]

@ARandomCanadian evryone> you

[ARandomCanadian]

@SeismicPulse learn how to spell kid

[spiceyxxwiener]

lol i was looking for an achievment guide

[Quitenno]

you talk to much

[paintballgundown8]

i was waiting for a NFS review. Hope these vids dont stop

[JonesPatrick123]

This is pretty damn Funny.

[Nbest1233]

It's a joke

[BMXBOBO]

this game is nothing like mw2 no quick scoping no noob tubing (that much) this is a tidy game, and the guy in this video is a fucking idiot

[ZacEffron]

@BMXBOBO you dont get it do you? Review with "EXTREME PREJUDICE". Its meant to be a joke. Good god why do people have to explain simple things to dumb fags over and over again nowadays?

[sk8rz21]

black ops is shit

[KevynTheNerd]

To be honest, I once beat 257 opponents on MAG with even less that a slingshot and rotten fruit. I had a Justin Bieber CD and a boom box. Come to think of it, that might actually be the best weopon in the game..

[AwokenDemon]

@KevynTheNerd instead of "TATICAL NUKE INCOMING" its "OMFG ITS JUSTIN BIEBERR.....(dying noises)" lol

[PoetryofDarkness]

sling shot with rotten fruit is beast!

[CallOfDutyOnlineWii]

imo i think that mw2 is better than black ops online, by the gameplay, graphics and mostly the sound of guns etc.. also on black ops i cannot hear people walking around near me which tbh for me makes SnD pointless and fucking hard, also atm in black ops every single kid is camping

[0ldSkool27]

This is the most irritating review I've ever seen.

[rascal3001]

meow

[colostomeboymcc]

exclusive executive pre-order warren buffet french kissing bill gates edition sounds amazing!

[AwokenDemon]

@colostomeboymcc yeah but its 7 payments of $122. im saving up!

[MrExplotakokote]

go to hell



[smokeydude3]

diffinatly right about all of the edition there holding up 4 nazi zombie maps up for ransom

[Boccia55]

U r a fucking ass whole. If anything it would be WaW wit a fres coat of paint. Lol

[RReviews]

Stoopid Call of Duty and Halo, screw you all! I hate every one of you gaming bastards! I'm going to play Daikatana, and NO you can't play with me!

[ZacEffron]

@RReviews Halo is awesome. Chuck Norris says so 

[PPPrulez]

@ZacEffron Chuck Norris jokes are so old and crap saying that is almost insulting halo

[hidanprimedude]

@PPPrulez

its a good thing halo sucks then

[ZacEffron]

@hidanprimedude It didnt

[hidanprimedude]

@ZacEffron it did, and always will

[ZacEffron]

@hidanprimedude its awesome.

[hidanprimedude]

@ZacEffron a 3 hour long repetitive campaign with a story conceived by a 3 year old and one dimensional characters with repetitive environments and the same old weapons and enemies packaged with a broken multiplayer and other game modes that had little to no work on them at all, ruining them. yeah, i guess you could call that awesome.

[ZacEffron]

@hidanprimedude well it really depends on the player. Some people might like games that might have the same elements but is improved over and over again. Others might like different and new elements and might be pissed at repetitive stuff so yeah. Point being, if it sucks for you, its fine. If its awesome for me and alot others who have the same taste in gaming, then you cant really do anything about it can you? =)

[hidanprimedude]

@ZacEffron it doesnt really depend on the player, either it sucks or it doesnt. some people can like the negative things about it, like the repetition because they cant handle change, or the lackluster story, because they aren't smart enough to comprehend a good one, but that person is either an idiot or a kindergardener. either way, the game still sucks, and a lot of people think so

[ZacEffron]

@hidanprimedude tell that to others who look down on Modern Warfare 2. I like both series though.

[hidanprimedude]

@ZacEffron there are lots of fanboys, but they don't count because they don't have opinions. modern warfare 2 isn't any good either anyway

[42crazyguy]

diakatana lol

[ExileMCR]

you guys do realize his reviews are jokes right? No? DUMBASSES.

[kevdawg05]

Wow...he seems a little perturbed by this game.

[THATSNOTTHEGOOSE]

got mine todayee

[Darkrachet1]

yo he just gunned the hell out of call of duty

[DarkautumnAutumn1988]

First review of yours I've watched, how I laughed GG!

[shaker08123]

You do talk a load of shit. Wast of time :(

[killercomes]

dimond encrusted bling bling edition, thats the one im getting.

[killercomes]

lol funny shit

[MrSquintSquad]

lol

[SilentBells]

People, people.

This isn't a serious review, it's all a joke.

[shadowcat321]

im so getting the bling bling edition i hear good things about it

[squishycommander]

Wait? Is this Call of Duty?

[MrBlurtit]

Romero Katana what?

[hxcdsal89]

Ur a dumbass

[Spazum888]

i like how you rate the game... but only watching vidoes of the game and not actually playing it

[TheInvigorator]

is uberman still alive? he hasnt posted a new vid in like a month

[fgballa13]

@TheInvigorator Well he just realized hes a dumbshit. do you know how many new features and stuff there is. goodness this was definately before the reveal off all the new shit. godd whata dumbass.

[TheGabuAIDS]

I've just preordered the "Diamond-Incrosted Bling-Bling" Edition!

[jordanj56]

Nudity 0-7 lol nicee.

[MrGingaVitis]

LOL even though this isn't serious it is going to be entirely true CoD is the same every year with new guns and some differently placed explosions.

[TheGabuAIDS]

@MrGingaVitis AMEN!

[petters27]

overall 23/35 is still 23 more than the MoH review. xD

[he1l1o]

re subscribed uberman

[TheInvigorator]

hmm I don't think the juice in this game is a 5, looks more like a 3 or 4 to me.

[bbblueman23]

Lol made me laugh alot

[tornadomaximus]

I love how many people on here are completely missing the point.

[LJFHutch]

My gods that was funny.

[SuperhelterYNWA]

pahetic reviw, fk u cunt

[izisvi]

@SuperhelterYNWA fanboi has spoken.

PS, Nudity = best review criteria ever.

[SuperhelterYNWA]

@izisvi Lol, im not a fanboy honestly... I just think that this review is pathetic. It's going to be the same kind of game isn't it, I'm happy to get it, play the campaign mode within a day and then kick ass online, that's all there is to it and that's all I want! I do think they're taking the piss with map packs etc... I think World at War is more fun than MW2 so there is quite a difference. Infinity Ward and Treyarch are making slightly different games in my opinion.

[stevo5213]

@SuperhelterYNWA yes u are its cod they cant add or subtract its overhypedness cod is cod shity and the same

btw its a word

uberman is the man

[pickymillipede]

if ur goin to fucking bitch about a god damn game DON'T FUCKING BUY IT AND SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY! im tired of hearing about how people hate a game and how it's gay, just shut the fuck up, quit trollin, and let other people enjoy the fact that theres a new game coming out

[kutbanaan]

@pickymillipede its ment to be funny not true, game is not even out yet

[pickymillipede]

@kutbanaan im not talking about the review, im talking about all the modernwarfare 2 fanboys who are usually shooting this game down in the comments sections about how it's gonna be a gay ass game, my comment was dirested at them, not the guy who made the vid, so im sorry that i did not clerify this.

[kutbanaan]

@pickymillipede I understand, no problem, grtz

[happyrAGEeee]

@pickymillipede wow your pretty stupid this review is ment to be a joke how could you review a game thats not out yet

[R3LL0323]

If what hes saying about the different versions of the game is true than that is utterly ridiculous and it makes me wanna rethink even buying it

[kutbanaan]

@R3LL0323 its ment to be funny not true, game is not even out yet

[WHATImAnEskimo]

sub to me

[Valkodu]

@WHATImAnEskimo No.

[piiglumps]

ahahA gotta love rwep lol and the sad part is that this is spot on

[Steve8518]

sounds like a fun game, whats it called again?

[digitaldude666]

he says duty so funny

[wonderwall135]

i like your accent. And i agree with your review.

[JLfleming20]

DIS IS CALL OF GUTY, DIS IS CALL OF GUTY, THIS IS CALL OF GUTY!!!! HAHAHA DUTY NOT GUTY!!!

[LasagnaProductions]

Dude! You speak the actual review!

[funkster505]

I stepped on my chin

[MrUberman77]

@funkster505 This is my favourite comment today. I have no idea what it means, but I like it.

[PPPrulez]

@MrUberman77 its cos this review was so jaw droppingly awesome his jaw dropped so much he stepped on it :D

[mostlypositivereview]

@MrUberman77 This is the only one of your reviews where i thought you were not being sarcastic, because COD:MW 2= MW1 with better graphics.

[EliteDWB]

@mostlypositivereview well mw2 sucks.... i give you my garuntee this wont.

[OchoaPrideMex4Life]

@EliteDWB actually it does suck on a scale of 1 to 10 /// 10 baing MW2 level,,i give this a 6.5.

[EliteDWB]

@OchoaPrideMex4Life MW2 sucks. if you think that game rocks, you obviously dont know good games already.

[xpantiesnifferx]

@EliteDWB I think Modern Warfare 2 is f***ing ridonkculous but when I play Black Ops, it makes me want to play Modern Warfare 2.

[EliteDWB]

@xpantiesnifferx i played black ops the other day, the most amazing fucking game ive ever played. go fuck yourself you mw2 fan BOYHA!

[xpantiesnifferx]

@EliteDWB I prefer CoD4 over any Call of Duty game as I said both Black Ops and MW2 lick fat puerto rican ass crack!

[EliteDWB]

@xpantiesnifferx i love black ops, better than cod 4 in my opinion.

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB No...You don't know good games.

[EliteDWB]

@Dmega007 thats your opinion, this is my opinion. everyone is entitled to their own. ive seen people who only love mw2. the reasons i think black ops is the best: COD Points are awesome Fixed PRO perk system Balanced guns (AKA no m16 pwnd, mp5 is slightly better but well see in time) QS'ing gone (i dont know if im happy about that...) no OMA or replinishing tubes, cant even bling with tubes. no machine pistols (auto CZ fires rediculously slow) less camping no Magic Bullets Theater Custom Emblems

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB Graphics are better than Mw2? Nah, BO looks decent at best. Zombies is alright, it's just the same shit repackaged. Saved films is alright, if you could put your games on your pc and put em online that would be even better. Guns are weak and most of pretty inaccurate. BO is alright. Not worthy of a 10, but its ok. It's not knocking Mw2 off it's throne though.

[roargary3]

@Dmega007 yeah okay and i bet you have neither played or own the game.

[Dmega007]

@roargary3 I own the game and beast at it. Fileshare doesnt lie.

[EliteDWB]

@Dmega007 Continued- No commando, Custom Killstreaks that work, no killstreaks +'ing to other killstreaks (that made people camp, i have to admit in COD4 when i got my harriers, i camped for the attack chopper), Rediculous Graphics, Online Split Screen, ZOMBIES!, Custom Player (i.e. more camos, Facepaint, Ect.), ZOMBIES AGAIN!, Combat training, No stopping power/Juggernaut, no deathstreaks, Reporting System, custom saved games, Extreme community interactivity, the maps, Wager matches, word limit

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB Everything in Mw2 was a choice. Stopping power was a choice. Commando was a choice. Deathstreaks were also a choice. You're naming things that the community used their advantage. They ONLY thing I can say Mw2 really fucked up on was OMA Nube toobs. Everything else was used to it's maximum potential. People say that Commando is too strong. No, it does it's fucking job haha. Killstreaks building up on each is a hit and miss thing. They have been lowered in BO so I guess it's a good thing

[EliteDWB]

@Dmega007 now its my turn. making them easy for the community to use and abuse is rediculous, the worst idea ever. heres a thought-if it can be used in an overpoweringly gay way, DONT FUCKING PUT IT IN! deathstreaks were a choice my ass. no one but me and my friend i feel like used copycat unless they had to. it was either Pussy Pills, A faggots chance, Or Faggotdom. commando is rediculous, if you watch farewell to mw2 by a tryhardninja, youll realize what i mean from the clips->

[EliteDWB]

@Dmega007 the thing is people camping and using just generally gay tactics is UNACCEPTABLE! graphics are opinion, ive had people who thought mw2 looked like a ps2 game. ive heard people who say the same about black ops. ive heard people say black ops is the best looking game ever, ect, ect. the thing it comes down to is opinion. if you dont think camping your ass off with tubes and using auto aim as a tool for commando, than mw2 is the game for you.

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB The amount of buildings and cover you have in Mw2 is crazy. While people run around the map shooting, you can pick them off from a safe distance no problem. People get upset because someone is using the games tools to their advantage. It's not Mw2, it's what people do with what they have. Claymores, Commando, and even OMA can be used for tactical gameplay that if used right, can dominate. So blame the community for playing the way the play. Plus Activison fucked over IW.

[EliteDWB]

@Dmega007 if you like running and gunning and playing tactically how the game was meant to be played, youll like black ops. anyway im done, you know im a diehard for treyarch and black ops, i know your a die hard for Infinity Ward (fired from the COD job, haha they deserved it for cursing the world with mw2) so im done, neither is going to be converted.

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB Die hard for Mw2? No. I prefer BFBC2. BUT I do use enough logic to know that saying a game is played a certain way does not make a bit of sense. CoD games have been turned into "Run and Gun" by the community. NO ONE has ever created a guide/rulebook, OR made it so that camping is not allowed. Yes, the over use of the noob toob was a real pain but no one could have predicted that it would get to the point it's at now. People make it seem that CoD is a game where you don't camp....Wrong.

[EliteDWB]

@Dmega007 just fucking forget it, your not getting me at all. like i said im done, but just know this-if i put a product out there that sucks dick, and people buy and complain, i guess i should blame them for using it by your undebatable logic

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB I do get you. That also depends on what you define as a bad game.

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB Everything in Mw2 was a choice. Stopping power was a choice. Commando was a choice. Deathstreaks were also a choice. You're naming things that the community used their advantage. The ONLY thing I can say Mw2 really fucked up on was OMA Nube toobs. Everything else was used to it's maximum potential. People say that Commando is too strong. No, it does it's fucking job haha. Killstreaks building up on each is a hit and miss thing. They have been lowered in BO so I guess it's a good thing

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB Everything in Mw2 was a choice. Stopping power was a choice. Commando was a choice. Deathstreaks were also a choice. You're naming things that the community used their advantage. The ONLY thing I can say Mw2 really fucked up on was OMA Noob toobs. Everything else was used to it's maximum potential. People say that Commando is too strong. No, it does it's fucking job haha. Killstreaks building up on each is a hit and miss thing. They have been lowered in BO so I guess it's a good thing

[Dmega007]

@EliteDWB Everything in Mw2 was a choice. Stopping power was a choice. Commando was a choice. Deathstreaks were also a choice. You're naming things that the community used their advantage. The ONLY thing I can say Mw2 really fucked up on was OMA Noob toobs. Everything else was used to it's maximum potential. People say that Commando is too strong. No, it does it's fucking job haha. Killstreaks building up is a hit and miss thing. They have been lowered in BO so I guess it's a good thing

[7162good]

funny review but im still buying it

[TheInvigorator]

hahhahahahaha i love these reviews. every time i see a new one pop up in my subscription box it makes my day (yes i am that pathetic).

[xavierdswat]

dued this game is not like mw2 its like anyother call of duty their not suppose to be different there suppose to be what a cod game is not a bad company, BIA, medal of honor, just cod

[bmxracer254]

This is the funniest review I've ever seen!!! lol

[ILIKEMW2HAHA]

lol this is call of dyuty lolol nice vid

[ILIKEMW2HAHA]

lol this is call of dyuty lolol nice vid

[XxIblinkIxX]

I've never heard anything more true about a video game in my life... except maybe your halo ODST review haha i love you uberman

[epicnessinacan]

Thumbs up if your buying the diamond encrusted bling-bling edition!

[imaloony8]

Thanks for making the first day of school somewhat bearable Uberman. ;_;

[MrMIMISEKU]

@imaloony8 Haha...who goes to school these days?

I start Thursday:'(

which I think is retarded beyond belief, maybe more retarded than Allen from the hangover...

[imaloony8]

@MrMIMISEKU Bah, I miss the days when school started in September.