Up In The Air

[Whiskey21882]

And yet no one has seen the tags yet

[BIGBLUBLUR]

SEAGULLIN'!

[Jleetkid]

@BIGBLUBLUR AHAHAHAHAHAHA that slaps me on the knee

[0Tanaka0]

So that's why it suddenly started raining...

[MrWonderBreadz]

I guess he was

*puts on sunglassess*

HIJACKER!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

[123halofreak]

Should have been called "Cum fly with me"...

[Splortched]

That's funny, this is the exact same thing I do when I fly around with my jetpack...

[ReasonablyRealistic]

@Splortched Thats more creepy then funny

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

i heard his friend Palmbert Handstein helped him with the jetpack...

[MrSkeetShooter61]

I knew that wasn't rain.

[TheSysmt]

Dafuq. xD

[assassin23413]

wtf

[warofthewalruses]

yeah man, you work that "jet pack"

[BLAKE7066]

the sad moment when my computer had to load for this video.

[CNHall22]

OMG!

[MrSupersporelover]

was all of this filmed on green screen?

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

@MrSupersporelover

only the scenes with his mom

[superfly299]

This really just wasn't funny.

[TheShadowgaiden2]

I have a jetpack and I'm wanking around,

and no one else can have one only I can have a jetpack

you can't have one, don't forget what I just said, if you try to get one I will cum right on your head

[Nastuf]

Dear Science Hurry the fuck up with the jet packs already

Sincerely yours -a chronic masturbator

[briiannalovesbieber]

the fuck i just watched?

[peytonmanning1288]

With glasses you look like a youtube faggot I refuse to name.

[TheCONNORCO]

@peytonmanning1288 Michael Buckley?

[MrMexican941]

what do you call a guy jacking off 100 feet in the air??....a HIJACKER :P

[H3llHoundd]

@MrMexican941 HIJERKER*

[twojaek]

@MrMexican941 yes we've seen the reptile who speaks of this sorcery

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@MrMexican941

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[senseikodysh]

And who said men cannot multi-task???

[highspeedheadbanger]

PEEWEE HERMAN!!

[mcglockenspiel]

HOLY FUCK ITS MELBOURNE!

[Tomarobby]

Wendy, Thats not bird poop...

[Paralellex]

"up" in the air? Get it? GET IT!?

[LucarioDude47]

That's not bird poop.

[Ahksmar]

So I guess this means the jetpack's transmission is "manual".

[KingZahno]

and you thought that was bird crap that landed on your shoulder!

[ilikeknifing777]

*looks at description* 0_0 *slow build-up clap*

[chunterr39]

... and the unsuspecting citizen thought it was pigeon poop. 

[ZehFiend]

I thought it was Philip Defranco by the thumbnail, I was going to thumbs down the shit out of this video.

[camman1056]

you know your internet connection is bad when the buffer time is longer than the video itself

[Frida708]

Lol

[unceasingforce]

i guess that's what storks do before they deliver babies

[somedudenamdjosh]

DUDE JUST IMAGINE THAT THRILL!!

[Simpkin1992]

@VirtuaBlueAM2

Roses are grey,

Violets are grey,

Bushes are grey,

Fuck I'm colourblind

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

@Simpkin1992 if you were color blind you would still be able to see the color of the violets.

[Etrius91]

@VirtuaBlueAM2

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the Van

[deth2furries]

@Etrius91

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have the HIV.

Now so do you.

[BallpenEater]

@deth2furries

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

LOL I HAVE AIDS!1!!

Your Mom has, too.

[deth2furries]

@BallpenEater

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I give your mother orgasms.

Your brother does it too.

[BallpenEater]

@deth2furries .

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

What rhymes with orange?

I have no clue...

[mancreep]

@deth2furries *shudders*

[cheater722]

omg hes jerking off in the jetpack

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

OH MY WONDER!

[oknasob]

Anyone else think this guy looks like Phillip Defranco?

[CODMASTA]

whats wrong with that??? i do it everytime im using a jetpack....

[TheGuitaristdude9]

@CODMASTA thats manky

[touchsmart0]

I KNEW THAT WASNT BIRD POOP YESTERDAY!!!!

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@touchsmart0

YOU ARE A CRUEL MAN!

-Brandon

[Enkidu505]

Next time I'm gonna reconsider the fact if it was the pigeon who shat on my head...

[buddythecow]

@Enkidu505 ricky gervais

[nyce2meetu]

Was he cuming or going?

[Themingemoblie]

STEREOTYPICAL JEWISH MOTHER TALKING NASALLY NYAHHHHH

[goatsmilk234]

even though hes in the air now hes always been more of a semen

[duleekrauser]

Did yall look into my dreams?

[whymeproductionz]

I sense a lot of cuming jokes cuming

[0AcesHigh0]

Looks like he's got...

*sunglasses*

Both hands on his dick.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA.. Wait... What? O.o

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

Hue G. Rection

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

jerkpack

[enigma273]

CUMikaze!!!!!

[xAxCxDxCx58]

I can feel it CUMing in the air tonight, oh Lord.

[HoovyFilms]

Science has cum so far....No I couldn't think of a better pun.

[TXSTEPHENTX]

lmfao

[infrafan]

ROCKET MAN!

Jerking himself off up there alone!

[Bitoru]

@infrafan And it's only going to be 2 minutes time!

[facecycle]

Derp derp cum derp derp.

[EelMuyKs]

He should've manned up and flown with ejaculation recoils

[AlphaTek795]

I guess he'll beCUM one of the greatest ARISING Scientists of our time.

[guitarfreakizoid]

@AlphaTek795 fail

[YouGibbon]

I'd fuck his mum.

[StefansZZ]

Is it bad that I STILL find Kelsey hot, even with poofy gray hair and an annoying jewish mother voice?

[MetalManInaVan]

Wow, I did "Nazi" that coming! .. *Hehe, get it?*

Goddamn it, I suck at puns...

[KnallinG]

@MetalManInaVan That was hitlarious! Almost like a lolocaust!

[ChiCkeNlegProjeCT]

SPERM JOKE ABOUT CUM!

[daewonskate]

CUM on guys get over the CUM jokes there not funny and top rated comments need to stoping beCUMMING so lame and beCUM more creative

CUM

[ManipulativeHumor]

10:30am "My family is out for the day! I'm alone! Oh, 5 Second Films?.... I guess i'll watch one.."

5:30pm "We're back!" "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-"

[soullesplain]

he looked like phil defranco in the thumbnail xD

[Freesilver92]

Nobody Ever Really Dies

[Accidentlly0nPurpose]

So that's where snow comes from

[CainBitterman]

So much Clooney in the related vids :P

[toobadpunks]

I'd hate too be one of those people under him when he's finished.

[TheBiggBoyyss]

So THAT'S what that movie was about

[kidchopstix]

I heard this was what they based the George Clooney movie on

[bobbyczzz]

5 seconds films are great, but the commentors just keeps it going. This is great

[TEHsm1th]

Later that day he flew over a nude beach... the women thought it was just a bird, until 9 months later

[Blargenth]

when did these stop being funny?

[crotchpuncher1337]

@Blargenth never

[poopmcdoopdoop]

@Blargenth never.

[parkrdev]

Wait, thats Grace from Daily Grace!

[thunderhorse1003]

scattered showers throughout the afternoon

[warofthewalruses]

Lol. didn't see that CUMING!

[Cordman1221]

The description.

*golf clap*

[desto42]

The comments on 5sf videos are so much more intelligent than the rest of Youtube.

[gravywpg]

@desto42 not really

[Tellmeimaninja]

@desto42 *looks to every video with Olivia*

Not quite...

[ErmDNB]

so many funny jokes..

[jonaskelley]

ok, that was funny!

[GoreTorn16]

Instead of "Fap fap fap" It's "FLAP FLAP FLAP"

[YoooAllenHD]

LOL WTF

[MrWatcher978]

@YoooAllenHD LOL YOU FUCKING STALKER! -__- lol

[SeeDMT]

n fairness to him, it’s a masturbation-powered jetpack. If he stops, he’ll plummet to his death.

[ginnoveffect]

@SeeDMT Well that's certainly motive enough to learn discipline. Cumming too early can mean a 5000 ft. fall.

[ramonsterns]

@SeeDMT This man is right, if he stops he'll be cumming in too low and eventually crash.

[SlickWilly74]

@SeeDMT What happens when he finishes mid-air?

[MrWatcher978]

Lol didn't see that coming

[sexusrex]

@MrWatcher978 Neither did the innocent civilians of Los Angeles

[AgujaAzulMD]

George Clooney just gets better with age.

[juggggernaug]

FREEDOM

[mastercat2012]

Chance of rain

[deftdelivery]

Hold on, after watching this, I need to go jetpack.

[1RedFox2]

@deftdelivery no.

[KyleTheZomoskeptical]

Love the description.

[EXILED4LIFE]

I didn't get what was going on the first few plays.

[Nuhjeea]

Lol this is so random o.O

[sixsixfive665]

I tend to jetpack quite a lot when Kelsey's in these videos.

[WIDOWDUDE1]

5sf!!! I got shit to do! I can't be watching 9 second videos!

[nochillarickroller]

lol old women kelsey

[FilmFTW1]

Thank you, South Park, for the reference...

[Animactus]

he was apparently having difficulty getting off the ground

[starkreality70]

That man takes the U out of superman.

[PrankandSpank]

It's a bird...it's a plane....no wait it's an idiot jacking off.

[missvball1]

9 seconds? I'm going to have to finish this tomarrow.

[Mbmoney1217]

...yes

[Avexar]

its cloudy with a 10% chance of rain. What, expecting a joke? So immature.

[cory463]

AMAZINHNHNHHNHHHN



[deathwaitsfornoone]

The thumbnail made me thought this was an Angry Video Game Nerd video.

[goldifying]

MELBOURNE FTW!! my hometown bitches!

[Palmstar125]

Why?

[BMSphoenix]

Cum down from there!

[Nixel85]

as seen in AVGN's Superman 64 review.

[brandonfiend]

Happy Birthday?



[Pariahzeman]

That's Melbourne in the background. I live there, come molest my house.

[Bulzeeb15]

Mock him all you want, but who else can say they've masturbated while flying a jetpack that they built themselves.

[TheDragonsword123]

oh cum on! really.

[hobbes344]

It's like the movie "Up" except instead of character development, you have semen. And there's no balloons.

[Bulzeeb15]

@hobbes344 I just thought of "Up" with a bunch of inflated condoms. Thanks...

[Zeriver]

I knew this sunglasses...

*puts on sunglasses*

... will come handy someday.

YEEAAAHHHHHH!

[thecalcium9]

I Had to Watch it three times to get It As well as looking at the top coments

[MasteratArms15490]

He's in his own mile high club.

[fellios94]

Thumbs up of you thought that was Philly D at frst

[otb17166]

Its not bird poop bitches

[TheToenninga]

I guess he...

*sunglasses fly away with a jetpack*

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[PilotWork]

Looks like...

*puts on sunglasses*

*semen splatters on sunglasses from above*

shit

[MrIplaybaseball]

We have jet-packs now? The future is cumming quickly.

[OldFartStudios]

jolly good show dear boy

[TheShizzleCopter]

i dont get it.

[Dasyati]

Wait a second, George Clooney isn't in this!

[MrIplaybaseball]

Jerkpack

[StephensStuff]

So that stuff on cars isnt pigeon droppings!? O_O

[origintiny]

@StephensStuff thats the most likes ive seen from a comment with 7 hours

[StephensStuff]

@origintiny Thats convenient. :-)

[TotalSnivy]

...is that Luke Skywalker's outfit?....And was it made to look like his outfit because it has the word 'Sky' in it? Or am I over-complicating things?

[ToasterStuder]

WHo thought that was Phillip Defranco from the thumbnail?

[nickfl06]

The origins of the mile high club

[FinalLegacy25]

hahahaha just keep pressing 6

[goosebumper88]

and I thought a bird crapped on my car yesterday, guess i was wrong

[krazy3479]

Should be nominated for an Oscar!