A couple of clips of Jake the Muss

[evilchimpmunk566]

lol jango fett

[SayNoToTheism]

All the Maori's think they're Jake the Muss

[86nugget19]

@SayNoToTheism pretty tough saying that behind your computer huh ?

[SayNoToTheism]

@86nugget19 Yes, I'm saying it here because it's safe to say it and I'm not stupid enough to say it around a Maori, it's called freedom of speech and I have every right to express it, for now at least.

[SayNoToTheism]

@86nugget19 Yeah and I bet you're a filthy Maori too.

[mulaleG]

@SayNoToTheism BITCH I AM JAKE THE MUSS!!! SO LEARN TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS BIAAAACH!!!>



[birdland85]

look at his face!! he lookes like crossing between a rottweiler and stafford.. DANGER !!

[NaturalXSuper]

2:13 jake wtf lool

[Stoksie01]

once u get the car up half way the front takes most of the weight its a tiny car aswell

[murdernumber222]

Imagine if you met him on NZDating and he did this on the first date haha

[Steve96461]

This man is my Hero

[MrThefirm5]

og de fik klask. it is danish sub

[graveplott47]

what the hell is that ' his misses man , lmfao

[graemeoliver84]

@graveplott47 He said "his missus" (wife)

[graveplott47]

@graemeoliver84 oh same thing (not aurguing) still funny tho thnx

[graemeoliver84]

@graveplott47 Oh, I thought you thought he said "misses" as in "to miss something".

[graemeoliver84]

@graemeoliver84 It's British slang which also seems to be used in Australia and New Zealand (they also use words like bloke and bloody)

[osbornehunter]

does jake fight those big fuckers?

[damnmongolian]

@osbornehunter no they become his friends actually :)

[graemeoliver84]

1:20 - "Pis!" Ha ha. Why do so many Youtube movie clips have bloody Scandanavian subtitles on them?

[graemeoliver84]

That car-lift seems a bit far-fetched, I know it's only a small car (probably weighs about 750kg) but they lift it like it's nothing, could two men who weren't World Class weightlifters do that?

[FOdOFF]

@graemeoliver84 No that wouldnt be hard for two guys that size the back end of the car wouldnt weigh 750kg all the weight is in the front

[LeCutter]

@graemeoliver84 Yes, but they're not picking up the entire car, and just doing a deadlift. I've seen guys do this. So no it's not that far-fetched. Just watch any of those world strongest man comps where guys are dragging planes, and tossing aorund a few hundred kilos.

[Opeth619]

Whoa Whoa your slippin away from me LOL too funny.

[xlrwolf10]

Jango Fett? Jango Fett? WHERE?

[1crocodilekid1]

fuck i like the 2 big guys so ahh how long do you want us to stand here for bro

would not fuck with them

[chandra368]

You know.....with the new girl....and he almost controls his temper.... the girls are singing the boys are singing...and it's just choice !!!!

[chandra368]

where is jake and the Maori 's in the second movie,......happy. But still on the piss??

[allblacks1235]

kan sumone tell me waht song daht he was playing is kalld.

[JLEAN92]

@allblacks1235 Max merritt - Slipping away

[LeCutter]

LOL! Gotta love that! So. How long you want us to stand here for, bruh?

[TheTupacolypse]

BRU

[CheechDaWg]

Mc Clutcheys llol

[Abobojo]

His buddies don't seem as impressed as they used to be in this one. Like "It's gettin old Jake"

[beebeemz]

"so uh...how long you want us to stand here for bro?" LOL :D

[sarandon101]

i like how he gives them the vicious knee.

[MrSinghAirIndia]

haaahahaa "Now sit down"

[slikasrick]

Wooo...oooH slipping away from me!! Best bit for sure :)

[rylo7ho7]

@slikasrick my thoughts exactly! that shit had me rollin' when he started singin'!

[warren1251]

I am a pakeha i grew up in Otara this is a great and sad movie the opening seen to ifelt like i was back there not so prity my 7 brothers and sisters live in Oz and regional nz.If u can u have to escape.Memories good and bad mates now dead gone now I tell people they made a movie out of my hometown

THanks guys a warrior.

[WalkingCorn]

"Here, have a seat" lol that was priceless

[Wartype1]

so uhh how long want us 2 stay here bro lol

[Ascaithe]

I would love to see a free-for-all with Jake the Muss, Frank Begbie from Trainspotting, and Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas. Three totally fearless psychopaths.

[hjbit]

i can watch this scene 30 times a day.

[rottweilerdog10]

went to NZ for a fight (boxing) this feb just gone. beautiful place, so clean! beautiul people. had a grea time in auckland, stayed at the sky city casino. love the nz's from aus

[Spartacus217]

@rottweilerdog10 What's the weather like there?

[MrTheSwampthing]

"You gotta a problem with your eye bud?!"

[rico0sadler]

dont mess the maoris

[ronii7]

i like this placem where the blacks beat the crap out of whitess lol !!

[Sh0tgunjesus]

jake the muss would fuck chuck norris up

[newzealandgirl14]

hey coz love it

[electroplox]

Jake the muss for ufc!!

[mrMARVILUS]

Dam Otis, even tho it acting... u get fukt up bro!!!!! hook us up wit a tat cuzz

[mikebrady86]

whats that song he's singing?

[invisibleodour]

@mikebrady86 "Slipping Away" by Max Merritt

[domthehedwaffmag]

haha he goes to town on those two people in the bar.

[studionightbird0]

LOL...did anyone else give the same face expression that Jake did when you saw those 2 pick up the car...Cuz i did alone with WTF?

[ileavehotcomments]

YUO WANT THE FUCKING CHAIR!@

[rammsteinvideos101]

lol the maori way lift up the car. can't afford a jack.

''classic''

[LoveCiily]

"Wowow your slippin away from me, what?" acts like nothing happened.

"What the hell is this? His mrs bro" LMFAO. And picks the car up.

[19Stretch]

Fuckin krazy buddy that guys solid man

[prostarcrossfire]

you would not say sh1t to this guy, so dont here when he isnt here ok?

[dontleademsomuch]

the funniest part is when he tells the indian taxi driver to get some curry!!

[Dipshitbarnaby]

i am considerably tougher than anyone on this video

[SPOOKSTR]

@Dipshitbarnaby

People like Jake are the shit of society...they need to be flushed out to Bondi with all the other poo.

[73mandala]

@SPOOKSTR yeah go tell them that down at the Bondi Tram,i got a book written by a pommy bloke and his first contact with Australia was in Sydney Harbour and it was a pilot boat that was rowed out by 6 maoris with their whole faces tattooed and they were laughing and joking amongst themselves,they've been in Sydney from at least 1844 and no doubt before that

[73mandala]

@Dipshitbarnaby yeah dipshit your that hard that you removed your next comment haha,your next vid better be of you telling Jake that he's a weak cunt or any of those dudes otherwise your a weak cunt sprouting off behind a screen at mummys house,haha coward

[Dipshitbarnaby]

i am actually at my aunties house. i could bash jake with both my eyes tied behind my back. i removed my next comment because it was just sex spam

[TheAnandaXX]

WOAH ! What the hell's this ? It's his missus bro ! HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[HayzellnutPaste]

Jake the snake Bro

[blaircottrell]

haha whenever i watch a tough vid on youtube, theres always a bunch of tough comments, losers!

[MrDanja08]

@blaircottrell

ur a faggot haha.......geta life loser!

[Smackdaddy9]

@blaircottrell Whenever I look at you, you have a dick in your mouth

[Abobojo]

@blaircottrell Hmmm....well maybe. But seeing as how no one was throwing any animosity at anyone til you made that comment...kind of makes you just seem angry.

[Sangrenegra9]

@blaircottrell - brings the internet tough guys out every time! ;)

[rylo7ho7]

lol! 1:12 hahaha! jake the muss is damn foo'!

[SPOOKSTR]

Guys like that should die from anal cancer.....

[pipkay]

u prick its a film get a life he is a brilliant actor

[SPOOKSTR]

@pipkay

Wake up you dopey prick.....

[pipkay]

shut up u mug u dont know shit

[SPOOKSTR]

@pipkay

I may not know shit but i do know a shit-4-brains when im talking to one....now fuck off shit-4-brains

[pipkay]

@SPOOKSTR u fuckin ginger yank twat ill fuckin maul u

[SPOOKSTR]

@pipkay

You'll maul me?? looks like i better pull all your teeth, then all you'll be is a fat pig with no teeth. Oh and by the way numb nuts, im NOT a yank. Now go back to bashing your women folk.

[MrDanja08]

@SPOOKSTR

fag!!! haha ill cut ur cock off and make u eat it u piece of shit then ill rub my balls in ur face u NUMB nut faggot!

[SPOOKSTR]

@MrDanja08

Dude...ur into rubbing your balls on mens face??.....do you fuck animals as well???

[shadowalker00]

@MrDanja08 haha i bet u won't actually do it. and whats with the gay undertones? ur grabbin his cock and rubbin your balls on his face it sounds pretty gay too me

[osbornehunter]

does he end up fighting those big guys or what? what other fights are there?

[plumbingoni]

@osbornehunter nah doesnt fight em he becomes friends with them.

[ranezee]

reminds me of my ol man

[hjbit]

this is the greatest type of fight scene its so real and raw its not like bullshit jet li movies this is the real deal.

[hjbit]

thats the coolest fight scene ever i can watch this all day. its what every guy has wanted to do to those fucks in bars who eyeball people.

[austin31640]

you have problam with eyes bub here have a sit lol

[liltank90]

fukn love this movie man, specially the last part " geez small car for a big fulla like u ae"

[PwnedBro6]

he may have a good fight,

but wtf is up with his car?!

haha jus jokes hes the man.

[holografikal]

max merrit sings the song..not as good as tem tho

[dark666child]

haha nah a kiwi is a born and raised New Zealander

[tommyhot100]

could some one please tell me what the song is, and who sings it wow oh wow your slippin away from me ...... dont mess with jake da muss .. legend

[grangegoarman]

Max Merritt and the Meteors - Slipping away from me

[dark666child]

Proud to be a kiwi lol he so fucken sexy!!!

[jaketaylor15]

whats kiwi ? people who have moved of an ireland near new zeland to nz ?

[miketheratguy]

I uploaded the entire movie tonight for anyone who wants to come have a watch.

Check out my videos for What Becomes of the Broken Hearted in all its entirety.

[Rastapulse]

I love how he sings after beating that guys ass

[nickyboy22071989]

hahaha and how he fucking hates that juke box

[Rastapulse]

Jake the muss for president!

[Skribble204]

those are big beers.

[Funkoar]

Tallies bruv!

[drink40oz]

yea you dumb fukk talk shit get hit hahaaahhaahhahhahahahha

[bmonz08]

LMAO.. itz a fukng bar fight not a martial arts lesson. Stop talkn shit!!

[bmonz08]

Knowledge and xperience u rekon lmao.. itz obvious you hav neva been in a bar fight! U are speaking theoryoticly.. if you cannot see technique in dat fight seen u must hav da eye problm lol.. First of all he uses a stop kick (JKD) and why would he need to use a throw when they havnt had a chance to strike! lmfao. As for d pepper spray.. wot kind of pussy takes fukn pepper spray into a bar. This is reality.. not some martial arts instruction manual.

[thesonofmetallica123]

I love the way I pissed so many people off!!!! First of all I find it humorus that you took it seriously... Second of all, Im 13, trying to make people laugh. If you had a sence of humour you would have seen that I was fucking around...

[hazza3]

Since your the only one whos laughing....saying you won...allalone...at 13, thats sad.

[bmonz08]

13.. FIGURES! y3s I'm sur3 you were joking lol.. th3 only thing I took seriously was ur obvious inexperience and know it all humour that amuses nobody but ur own childish naivity!! Classic movies none the less.

[hazza3]

what? reply when you have a better education.

You dont have to be an asshole to try and be funny.

You actually described you and that kid.

[thesonofmetallica123]

Man, sorry...

Jesus christ calm down

[thesonofmetallica123]

He too slow... Too many weights No enough speedwork. He should go Judo lesson, make him throw guy, no problemo! Me think he should go self defence lesson and learn proper technique to withstraine ass-hole.

Then ass-hole no have problemo with eye. What if da twat have pepper spray? Then jakey he have eye problemo! Then twat win fight! It all a matter of knowledge and experience...

[dmap005]

Fucking prick

[hazza3]

Which you have neither of from the sounds of it.

In the first film, he spoke these lines, "All muscle and no speed, fuckin prick".

Jake the Muss is small, but he is fast. Speed builds strength. He was a boxer.

[thesonofmetallica123]

Mate, cant you see that I was joking? I have both films and have seen them on numerous occasions, He quotes "Too many weights, not enough speedwork... Useless prick." So, to deliberately piss people off (which it appears I have accomplished) I used the saying on Jake... So (raises middle finger)... In the end, I win!

[hazza3]

Basically i was right. Just another moron who thinks he can be a little smartass.

[lachvandam]

As if he gets barred from the pub... his intake on beers would cover ANY damage he does. Poor financial desicion from management

[obglobgablob]

That's one bi polar Maori.

[chetdog]

whats the song that he sings after he bashes those guys

[hardvr4]

slipin away from me

[Stanwick1]

'Slipping Away' by Max Merritt and the Meteors

[chetdog]

thanks mate

[ltw5]

good Maori sing song, brings back memories

[ztv]

10 years old movie...this year!

[yratz]

yeah u want the fuken stool ... lol .. told you , you had a problem with your fuken eye aye bud,hear have the stool lol

[DanielSmall09]

so how long you want us to stand here for my bro? haha

[adamf133]

wooooooh u sliping away from me!!!!

[LP18888]

Aahahaha thats called taken care of business

[dwalsh97]

jakes fukin hench guy jsd sat tht big musely guuuyyyyy

[finnpr]

Yep pretty much all Kiwis are like that... lol

[finnpr]

What r u on about??

gosh im so sorry i got kiwi and maori mixed up!!

fukin aussie retard

[00Guy00]

kiwi and maori are the same fucking thing dickhead.

Kiwi = maori or european that was born in NZ or considers them self to be a New Zealander.

or its a bird

[ichater]

lol why did he smack the Juke box??

[hazotrance1]

AWSOME FIGHT SCENE

[LYNX1992]

lvoe the part at the end hahaha

[hazotrance1]

the muss would kill any1

[bobs800]

the muss is the king

[Conkyisaliveandwell]

who do u think? chopper is overrated, jake would tear him apart

[dubzy81]

jake the muss vs chopper read?? who would win?

[thedrunkmonk69the2nd]

amazing power movie. couldnt speak after

[trooperballs]

not on the original gooooood scenes

[Draven1888]

uncle fuckin bully!!!!!!!

[wrightylaaad]

anyone gonna upload the full film ?? i wanna see it

[ilivekajol]

ive tried it wont let me

[FallenMonk55]

Fuck no wonder they made clones army of him!!! Go Jango Fett!!!

[Hawkmansefo07]

hahaha love that scene!

[larslikesu]

norsk ffs :P

[LeifJohan]

fuckin' awesome! I love this movie :D

[Anaidpala]

Take care!!! is Jango Fett !! lol :D

[starlishB]

LMAO, , , funny az

[Droguza]

gud ol crate bottles lols

[CircleofShit]

what about when Jake gets pissed playing pool? havnt seen a clip of that any where on youtube.

[dustinrlawrence]

1:09 is classic...jake get's done beating up 2 guys...walks back to his table and starts the song back up, right notes and all....when he's drunk the whole time.

[diablofreak1989]

In the books, Jake Heke is 6'3. In the movies, Temuera, who plays jake, is 5'7

[br1malhpm]

does height really matter?? mike tyson was 5,9?? so what u getting at

[diablofreak1989]

What am I getting at? 5'7 is laughable. My 12 year old sister is taller than that.

[westsideteetz]

shes prolly ugly too

[diablofreak1989]

She's not ugly, and she's taller than short-boy Jake the Muss.

[westsideteetz]

bet she takes 7 diks at once

[diablofreak1989]

Your just getting cranky because your a short-boy aswell.

[revbian]

im 6'5, not nearly as good as gud ol jake haha