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  • did get you get your money yeah right you know that jupiter is not a wormhole.

  • Jackass you cant even land on Jupiter becuase it has a thin atmosphere making test probes space ships explode before you can land there.Also Jupiter is a gas planet.

  • yeah right! how stupid can you be?? did you watch the L9 impact? lol!

  • This video is a response to The Create A Religion Challenge. 'nuff said.

  • ok....umm this guy is weird

    1) Jupiter is a planet and the red spot is a storm

    2) when you enter a wormhole you get ripped apart

    3) Your just a weird person who thinks that aliens created the universe..

  • its not like that

  • no no no no

  • :O

    

  • Yeah Lemme just wire a check for one grand so you can buy crack errr "build a spaceship".

  • That red spot is a storm that has been going on for 300 years it can't be a wormhole

  • O.K, if you were Albert Einstein, I would belive you, but he's dead! So what the heck are you talking about!!! Whoever liked this vid, you're so stupid! Jupiter is certainly a planet!!!

  • DRUGS!

  • Yawn.

  • The only people crazier then this guy are the people who would send him money. You can tell he is just making it up as he goes along.

  • Jupiter is a planet duh

  • Jupiter is real but if he buils that he would be the first guy to land on Jupiter,saturn,Uranus,Neptune.­Also if you make go lightspeed you can get to pluto which means it would be a planet again. On my first sentence i said that becuase they say when you lland on outer planet before ou land the ship explodes.Im 11 years old.

  • @tyejss Congratulations. You made a really general comment in an effort to make you, an overconfident 11 year old convinced that he has the universe down on paper and all figured out, for telling me that if I make something that can go light speed, I can go to Pluto and somehow rename it a planet. Btw, you can't land on a gas planet because it's made of gas smart kid. Go get some science.

  • rofol copter ha ha you ARE so retartid hwo gave this guy shuger

  • Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs!

  • SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY MONEY!!!

  • ROFL thumbs up! :D)))

  • This is what you call science humour, not science fiction. haha ((^_^)) huggles

  • lol

  • Then why did shoemaker levy 9 knock away clouds instead of warp to... wherever? Learn to science, dude.

  • The only hole I see and what in your head

  • Jupiter is a largest planet in the Solar System.

  • u are not a planet....

  • Jesus fucking christ, so many fucking stupid people on youtube. Do ANY of you idiots possess the least bit of critical thinking skills?

  • or even the ability to ENABLE FUCKING ANNOTATION?!

  • @DeimosSaturn so you are gonna build a ship for$1000.00?thats gonna travel to Jupiter!?

    you can't even buy a shitty car for 1000 Dollars!

    unless its a real piece of shit, lay Off the Drugs! Retard!

  • hey man, do u really fully understanding what you just speaking to the whole world, It just a great great idea for you to leave our planet.It can avoid our health DNA can goes on without pollution like yours. I think you are a very advance weapon that ever be made to wipe out the human race.! Keep going to save money and find a hole

  • Girlfriends help with these kinds of thoughts bud.

  • Ha, ha, ha! Du hast echt Homor allter! Vieleicht finst ja echt nn par Deppen die dumm genug sind Dir 1000,-$ zu schicken. Viel Glück dabei! Würd mich echt freuen für Dich "Mr. Till Eulenspiegel!"^^

  • Sounds pretty solid to me.

  • Wait till Sailor Jupiter whoops your ass!!! Just because Jupiter isn't a ROCKY planet doesn't give YOU an excuse to tell US that Jupiter is not a planet! Jupiter is my favorite planet, its a ball of dense gas! You need to read a TEN-THOUSAND page book of the planet Jupiter!

  • what is it?this fuck images

  • 2 seconds in i quit, this video sucks cheesey balls. fuck off asswipe

    butthole fucker

  • Is everything past 3:38 a parody of organized religion? :P

  • Dude, if your Alien buddies are so intelligent why couldnt they transmogrify $50billion into ur bank account? then you wouldnt have to blag it off us. U need to stop watching "Contact" on repeat, and wipe ur head of these delusions of grandeur.

  • YOU IDIOT. THE RED SPOT IS A HURRICANE!

  • look jupiter is NOT AND NOR EVER WILL BE a worm hole!

  • *bizarre and rare creativity. (?)

    Sorry, limited characters :(

  • Lol. I'd pay you a thousand dollars if you managed to hold onto some of that anti-matter for more than a billionth of a second. (a feat which has only recently been accomplished by some of the world's leading scientists in a controlled lab.) And I have to say, the last few minutes of this video made me think of some fictional villain... "Join me and together we will have no limitations, blah blah blah" Who do you think you are? Some sort of Sith lord?? But seriously now, I admire you for your b

  • jupiter is a planet lier you beep!

  • Most creative idea about Jupiter I have watched, but really lacking proof, the starship idea is crap, simply copy star wars visuals.

  • Cecz on its way. Bon voyage, please leave as soon as possible

  • wow.. i just had an eye-opener moment..

  • U OK in da head mate?? not everybody is such a fool as you probably are :D hey people let's build a spaceship of your own and then just whheeee pilot it into space like a bike down the street... MY GOD! people :D

  • By the way, we think that black hole does not look like a hole, it is just almost invisible small object so heavy it absorbs everything into it.

  • Fucking douche bag!

  • suck my fucking dick and maybe maybe ill give you 25 bucks lol

  • you should have asked for $1.00, then you'd be more likely to get at least 1000 idiots to donate, and be well on your way to removing yourself off our planet

  • Ur not a planet,moron Jupiter is so a planet

  • Try to steal peoples money ha you ass, yeah the original Earth trying to steal all that money and putting in your pocket. I mean how stupid do you think people are?

  • Well it worked for L. Ron Hubbard, so why not for you.

    The weird space-alien tail has to come way later in a process - you have to make people feel selected among the masses - special.

    Device to measure the sucker level of people, better selecting of the best victims.

    Get some Hollywood stars - suckers love the stars

    Get a techno name for your religion something like Xenu Xanu

    And put som zeros on the prizetag. Like the bringing people back with cloning.

  • @KakiTh3Kid

    You cant find help on:

    illsuckthesuckersdry.co.uk - Consulting firm with prominent customers like J.P.Morgan Chase and lots of other wall street companies.

    conmenunited has a large section on spintails enjoy

  • Moron

  • why is the entrance to the worm hole red? and what is going to protect from the deadly cosmic radiation that would pass through 6' of lead like nathing, on average you would be hit with one deadly doss every 400 days, and thats with the very very best potective sheeting man can make, this is why the ISS is in low earth orbit. please tell me your from France and all will be forgaven

  • suck my dick and then i'll think about you fuckhead

  • Love your lightsaber.... oops it's just the unlike bar.

    

  • stfu

  • never mind about a warp in space time, i got a warp in my pants!! with out a partical accelerator or anti matter

  • He needs $1000 to buy a better potato.

  • ___________you just want to see if there is anyone stupid enough to actually send you $1000 so you can waste them on hookers, right?_________

  • Let me be as stupid as you. Earth is not a planet, it is a giant rock surrounded in exotic gases that permanently reside around the rock. Some strange liquid called water is on this rock, and small little life forms called humans inhabit this rock. And then there's a big idiot, and that dude is you.

  • goon

    

  • Please tell me this is a hoax and you really don't believe this... please!

  • I think this guy may have watched Contact too many times...

  • What a bargain!!! Tell you what - send me 1,000 Euros and I will be happy to send you $1,000 in exchange. This offer is good for 7 days.

  • gone off your medication, eh? maybe double the dose...ROTFLMFAO

  • How did spaghetti get on your tags list?

  • Someone's been watching 2010 way too many times.

  • ohh they can bring us back to life? but yet we truely never die? huh

  • what the !uck ? ok i say the difference between an Artist's interpretation of assumption of a worm hole, and a actually discovered measured and understood wormhole.. this is why internet or tv shoud not be viewed by sheeple like this, also he mentions how these so called aliens want him to go through this supposed wormhole? lol if this has any truth at all, he would serve as a test rat for new technology lol mascurading as aliens to sucker in idiots like this,

  • this dude sounds like venomfangx

  • Your a retard. There is NO wormhole on Jupiter, and it doesn't take 1000 dollars to build a space ship. And if you tried to, your ship would freeze up and you die!

  • If someone gave u a thousand bucks for it, you'd be 4.9 billion dollars short

  • lol in "cash"

  • WTF

    

  • Oh look a lightsaber !

  • What are you talking about, Jupiter doesn't exist.

  • If you're joking you're kinda funny. If youre serious, you have some mental problems.

  • why don't they pay for the ship.

    sorry im not buyin' this, wormholes may exist but jupiter? and to travel through it?

    Use Dax!!!

  • If u don't know what ur talking about.... Don't open ur mouth

  • oh yeah some guy went into jupiter, but he hasn't been back in a long time, must just like where he lives now.

  • I like how this resembles most christian commercials and politicians ads.

  • have fun in your pod spiralling around space into jupiter.. dont forget your toothbrush and dont for get to remember that a wormhole is a black hole in one XD

  • this was the funniest thing I watched today, I'm not even kidding.

    I thought you were going to say "Jupiter is a Brown Dwarf, blah blah blah"

    But you were like "Jupiter is not a planet at all... it is a wormhole."

    and you were speaking all serious. And telling from the comments & ratings, most people actually thought you were serious.

    This is like 2001: A space Odyssey or something.

  • I hope everybody dislikes this video.

  • Don't send this guy any money. He's being an idiot.

  • interesting theory ill send the 1000$

  • Eternal life for a thousand bucks, that's cheap. Im in.

  • Somebody should show this nigga the movie Contact.

  • Did he say locomotion...?

    You suck.

  • Love all the tags.

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUPITER IS A WORMHOLE OH MY GOD HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 91 people are diagnosed with mental retardedness.

  • The spot is a storm. I watched 1 minute of this and gave up. Its a gas planet made up of matter, a wormhole is nothing, it's just points in space joined in different places. A wormhole is invisible and most likely if they exist at all impossibly tiny. As it take a lot of energy for them to exists at all. Please inform me if he explained anything in this video with relation to proven science.

  • my ass is a worm hole. the hair is the atmosphire and the black hole is black and it warps space and time to my mouth. all i need is 193747482$ to build an assship so i can pass through the ass hole!

  • jupiter is a ball of gas that orbits the sun, it has mass and so it has gravity and if it was a worm hole so all the gas would be gone and long long time ago

  • I quit watching Formula 1 in 2011.

  • I'm pretty sure you're trolling, nobody is THIS stupid

  • where do I sign up

  • Merry Christmas, Infidel!!!

  • ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • haha you fool... DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???

  • leave juno alone cuz wen she get mad "hint hint"

  • y r they bothering juno

  • 320 people are smart and JUPITER WAS going to be a orbiting star LIKE THE STAR "Wolf 359"

    but its smaller and its now just a alot of gas the other one is me and nice lightsaber

  • How many marijuana you smoked today?

  • i just hope your not serious

  • Jupiter is actually a failed star known as a brown dwarf

  • your dumb

  • haha dude where are you getting your lsd from?

  • 89 people sent this guy $1000 with no results.

  • @adzwild thats still $89,000 LOL

  • The person who made this video is acting (he doesn't actually believe what he's saying) in order to show that some people can make serious statements that are nonsensical and people will respond to them in a serious way (regardless of whether they respond negatively or positively).

    He does this to argue a position I disagree with. He embraces a dismissive and seemingly arrogant attitude. I embrace an inquisitive and respectful attitude. I respond to the fringe with curiosity chained to reason.

  • OH and by that way.Plans that aliens programmed in your brain? Get a job you sleazy con man.

  • Really? First of all, a ship costs more than $1000. ext, You would take years and years ane years to reach Jupiter. And more years. And lastly, Jupiter IS a planet! It is a gas planet, the bigest planet in our slarsystem,and has gravity that would crush you into nothing before you can reach this "wormhole."

  • man you are soooo crazy !!!!!! why dont you climb into your particle accelerator and accelerate away !!

  • Send a probe there. With you on board

  • no it is

  • If Jupiter is not a planet, what is? A Colossal fart?! ¬¬

  • lol gtfo 

  • Very interesting.

  • right.... go find a psychiatrist

  • I do know what to say about that, if just want to make money and telling people such a story

    you are better not facing me in your life and if you believe in what you talkin about

    you need a doc and that´s for free in my country so you will not get any $.

    Hell, you are scary, hope you will not do stupid things in real and I hope you got somehow a little respect of life, at all.

  • Like @IIPeePee said.....

  • You are a sick, fucked up, waste of life. Why the FUCK would anyone choose an idiot like you to represent the entire human race? Anyone worthy of representing mankind would be smart enough to handle it on their own, or at least without begging viewers for money. Honestly, I can tell just by your tone of voice you're nothing but a sleazy asshole trying to con people out of their money.

  • We should launch you in there and see what happens :o

  • cool story bro

  • dude ur screwed in da head

  • Ok lets send you and watch you slowly burn in jupiters atmosphere. Great way to spend 1billion$

  • And what you said about contacting the dead. I hope you get shot in the fucking face. And try coming back if you really believe that exist. Once you die you don't come back. Do it! shoot yourself and the head, if you believe that true.

  • To take a 6 year trip. To Jupiter and watch and see you will turn to nothing but an ice cube when passing throw mars. If you think that's crazy, You story doesn't even make since. I dare you to ask the astronomer with will tell you everything. If Jupiter is not a planet, What is Saturn? They are both Gas Planets. With Radiated Winds of death. Jupiter has something a wormhole or black hole doesn't have. MOONS!!! and SOLAR RINGS. I have never heard such a stupid story.

  • BOO!!! Jupiter is a planet, Ask the astronomers Jupiter is a planet, Its a gas giant. Its clouds are Radiated Winds and powerful storms. The great red spot is a super-Hurricane that's been moving for Billions of years. And did you say it was the first earth. Scientist sent a space prop. To Jupiter and ever got a reading. They determine the prob was destroying when making its interested throw Jupiter's cloud. YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY. I DARE YOU TO SPEND 1 hundred Billion dollars.

  • I'd rather give my $1000 to the honey badger because he doesn't give a fuck

  • does monopoly money count? how about some pesi?

    

  • Actully He Is Thinking I Am Not Saying He Is Right Because In A Show They Were Talking About The Same Thing Of The Planet Thing!!! But He Has Immagition!!! XD

  • and wormholes were supposed to look like just a regular black hole, do some research

  • your right, jupiter isnt a planet, its a gas giant

  • lol

  • Jupiter would kick your butt if it heard you call it a worm hole, worm hole.

  • actually jupiter is a failed star so if you wonna say something say something right oh and get a life obviously no one likes u

  • trolololololololololololololol­o

    the effects of meth

  • Im convinced! Let me send you to a black hole!

  • U don't even know what ur talking about. Dumbass.

  • Of COURSE this little mentally challenged boy would believe there's a "wormhole" in Jupiter. He lives there, as well. Just came to YouTube because his space-cadetmobile is at Oil Express getting a flux capacitor change...

    Bwhahahahahah!

  • Hugh

  • Wow..just.....wow..

  • It's people like you who start and believe in the Nibiru shit

  • someone hit there head

  • This is the most bs I've heard in a long time. I'm positive that Jupiter is not a rip in space time and that based on this video you have no competence for a real scientific theory nor can you provide enough support to even begin to sell your idea. You fool.

  • lol wow

  • If I give u 2,000, would u built an extra sit and I could go with u? and how long would it take us to arrive there so that we could take the right amount of food.

    Maybe Mc Donalds or just some hot dogs for easy cooking or maybe some can foods so that we dont have to cook.

  • This is bad, so so bad. Wow, really? I think your ignorance "formed in the early formation of our milky-way galaxy" which explains the "abundance of exotic matter". This is so, so bad. If anything, Jupiter is a failed star. Man, so bad. Don't have children. Don't teach children. Don't even go around children. I would like to personally fund your program on the condition that your 85 likes must serve as crew on your ship. And you don't represent ALL of humanity, just those 85.

  • I'll send 1000 $ if you fly to the WIZARD OF OZ to get a brain

  • hahahahha

  • Plus your only twisting the theories of the creation of earth and big bang into your fake alienetic stories. And if Jupiter WERE a wormhole its moons would have been sucked in. And our scientists would have discovers a GIGANTIC forces of gravitational pull inward to the planet.

  • Ok well i'm only an 8th grader but. Im almost 100% posotive (as far as scientist's studies go) That Jupiters is a planet know as a gas giant! This Wormhole your theoretisizing is know as THE largest storm in our Solar System (Storm or hurricane whatever you call it) and the reason it VAPORISES lifeforms is because its well a GAS GIANT with gases that would annihilate us.

  • @GuNzKiLLsh0t son, this person is what we call a retard.... and we like the fact that he is wasting his time with his wiled fantasies and ridiculous theories, so he doesn't fuck up anything in the real world. ...let the retard dream, my friend.... hahaha

  • @ohaman17 Yes I agree ohaman but I just wanted to state my knowledge on the matter since he wasted time of my life.

  • dude, your fucking stupid. go choke on an acorn and die!

  • red spot was caused by a hurricane jackass.

  • fucknut

    

  • You only claim it's not a planet because it's all atmosphere without a surface.

    Not all planets need land, pal! In fact some planets have moons, which are subplanets.

    I suggest you do extensive research on the gas giants and get your facts straight.

  • lol seems legit

  • hey man you can make a scifi book, for real

  • No way Jupiter is a wormhole cause your the hole. And the brown spot is shit. A big pile of shit! Just like your explination. You got one thing correct, evolution sucks, but not adaptation, or is that the same thing. F.... this, i'm going to bed....zzzzz. PS. I can delivered a pile of shit to you in a from of chin chin.

    Don't cut out christianity or scince, just you!!! ;-P.

  • ive always suspected a lot about what Jupiter could have become. Though yes indeed Jupiter actualy has the exact mass of a brown drawf but indeed it could have chosen that star path but instead it chose to go from Brown Drawf to Planet

  • Jupiter is not a wormhole. If anything its a Brown Dwarf

  • Yeah, sure... The same crap as neutrinos faster than light...

  • Stop using crack.

  • Genius!!!