Perfect Dark Zero [Joanna Dark ] Proto Design [RARE on XBOX]

[yumyum97]

Conkey: '' This guy.... what's been talking about ? I don't understand a word ! .....ok thats it ''

loll Banjo look like a freaky stupid bear in this ad.

[yumyum97]

at 0:55, the fairy from Kameo .

[walecs2]

@yumyum97 She's an elf, not a fairy.

[tommytunes0700]

He says Hey conker, see that, we are on Xbox live arcade, from what I hear

[casmith1998]

Hold the front door! Why is everyone blameing Microsoft for this dissaster! Rare HAD a choice to go on to Microsoft and not leave nintendo, So it's half of rare's fault too.

[SuperRockgod666]

My theory on the reason Rare's games with Microsoft suck is because they didn't get the OK from Microsoft. Xbox has an older audience, and they must've thought many of Rare's games wouldn't sell well. They also lost their Donkey Kong license when they moved companies. Honestly, Rare was WAY better suited to Nintendo. Not only would they have the DK license, but their games for older audiences like Conker and Goldeneye would sell well along with a PROPER BANKO SEQUEL!

[DuarteGlen]

The beginning of the end.

[Timic83tc]

so what did banjo say?

[IIIIITHE1IIIII]

@Timic83tc Probably something like: Hey Conker, do you see that xbox sign? It means we're fucked :'(

[XxSUPASPAZxX]

What happened to Banjo practically represents how much microsoft fucked him up.

[DustyFrayStalker]

he acctualy got into her pants..

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

0:57

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Banjo is by far my favorite RARE character ^_^. And conker is awesome too.

[steelzaru]

Please microsoft, give back rare to nintendo, you guys arn't doing good with the company, and the serieses you do put on their suck.

[KCwellard]

Conker steals the spotlight in this video.

Shame rare suck now, as if there's ever a sequel of B&K, CBFD, Perfect Dark... I automatically know they're gonna be bad games.

[ToastMasterGuy]

I hate it when a fairy comes outta nowhere and puts me in her pocket.

[Supermario64vids]

Haters gonna Hate.

[spoonmonkey14]

Hey, it was Nintendo who sold Rare to Microsoft. They made a dumb move. Perfect Dark Zero is a joke!!!!

[tamenga88]

@spoonmonkey14

I thought Nintendo made a Dumb move too by selling their stocks of Rare to Microsoft too.

But Later I learned that the Rare Nintendo sold to Microsoft was not the same Rare Nintendo bought.

Most of the key people responsible for the classic Rare games of the 90s left by 2000 including the founders.

Nintendo knew they had to get rid of Rare so they suckered Microsoft with a 377,000,000$ bill to buy a NAME with no seasoned veterans left.

And it shows.

[JDM9616]

Now I don't mind Rare being owned by Microsoft and all that but the games Rares making right now is just plain s***. Sorry I said that word but that's what I think of Rare now. Make better games Rare!!!

[AWEDDDD]

I think Conker just turned Banjo into peaces of meat after throwing the Chainsaw

[ConkersOtherBadDay]

@AWEDDDD Better dead than with Microsoft.

[korkiwi]

So this is what Microsoft thinks of Banjo Kazooie? To show him on a "teaser trailer" being cut up(parts flying)? and they didn't think that would upset some of the Banjo Kazooie fans? Rubbish to do such a thing I say!!!!

[sonicheroes777]

Conker: He cannot go five seconds without chainsawing every logo ever.

[NightShadow720]

Conker loves Kameo!

[backbonesalsa]

Seems like Conker cannot stand any console logo.

[azoruchiha]

what did banjo do that was so wrong that conker had to bust out a freaking chainsaw

[dyball19]

i lol'ed when that fairy girl just put conker in her skirt LOL!

[SpexGuy1118]

0:14 Am I the only who saw that Joanna didn't grab her gun but somehow she did.

[MertHacks]

Conker just needs his glows! THEN he would look perfect. too sad that models will be never used

[Deader87]

I love colorful-looking visuals like those, it's too bad it didn't quite stay the same

[Lingling9000]

i disagree i think Perfect Dark sucked for xbox, Banjo was okay and wheres conker other then live n reloaded?? anyway Banjo prob would of been better i dont think they would of used cars should of stuck with the old style more i wanna see another conker lol

[mariokill0]

omg wtf conkers forgot that was his old pal Banjo :/

[Jiyuuify]

Fucking piece of shit never threaten banjo you cock sucker.

yes thats right i'm angry at a video game character.

[lemurboy12]

If Rare was still with Nintendo, they wouldn't be much different. Microsoft has almost nothing to do with their modern games. It's Rare themselves. We'd just have a few more Gamecube games, and that would be about it.

[ausgamer529]

he was probably shaved in a cartoony fashion with a few scrapes and scratches

[skywalker399]

How dare they make Conker kill Banjo >:(

[bwaveforce]

I know T_T poor banjo

RIP banjo

[MysteryEzekude]

@bwaveforce What do you mean? He got his own Xbox 360 game.

[lekbin]

And Rare hasn't made an amazing game since. Neither has Silicon Knights and RIP Factor 5. I'm telling you Nintendo curses any company who leaves them.

[CelicetheGreat]

Or perhaps it was Nintendo's staunch enforcement of "quality." Seriously, Nintendo would get in the face of developers. This scared some third-parties away; it also served to stop some of the worse developers from ruining their own games.

[bwaveforce]

I hear ya. and as a result, when was the last time a nintendo game suck? answer, never! lol

Rare is seriously slacking. who with me for bringing Killer Instinct! Microsoft needs a in-house fighting game

[golbi123]

i dont know what your talking about, but most of the games nintendo is making these days are pretty horrible, because they feel as though EVERY game has to appeal to casual gamers, where as back in the 64 days it appealed to everyone

[ConkersOtherBadDay]

@bwaveforce You never plaied Wii? There are only family games! ONLY FAMILY GAMES! Sports, move sensors...

[ShoopDaWoosh]

@ConkersOtherBadDay YEAH! That's must be why Modern Warfare is on there!

[CrystalDay]

@ConkersOtherBadDay : This is so far from being true. Sure, there are a lot of family/sports games but these sell very well so why wouldn't Nintendo release them? There are plenty of awesome titles on the Wii anyway. Classics like Zelda, Metroid, Mario, Donkey Kong Country, Kirby and Goldeneye just to name a few old classics.

[ConkersOtherBadDay]

@CrystalDay They're still with the sensor move.

[CrystalDay]

@ConkersOtherBadDay : That doesn't make them family games. All the games I said earlier are really great and the amount of motion controls are more often than not minimal and nowhere near disturbing.

[elementInfinitium]

And all the Nintendo fans shit the proverbial brick.

[Y2Kmilenario]

Conker is tha best

[wariofan279]

if Donkey Kong was Still rare Property then there would be veichles in that game Too

[Minsa1998]

man iw ant to see banjo and conker on the wii and not at this fuckin 360 -.-

[NecroArmorLink]

I think Rare has yet to make a good game on the xbox...maybe their way of getting back at microsoft for buying them up? heh

[ExecuteRobot]

Poor Banjo. Poor, poor Banjo....

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@ExecuteRobot I know...conker killed him by throwing his chainsaw at him...lol

[TheLastLink265]

@baahhhFATALITY11

*facepalm*

thats not what he's referring to....

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@TheLastLink265 I know it wasnt what he was refering too....chill out.

[jfmainpro]

Banjo is TALKING?

[willuseonce]

how banjo whould have looked like.... and conker for that matter

[SeppeD]

conker did appear on the xbox

[willuseonce]

but looked diffrent banjo was on the xbox as well

[gmoney617]

P.S. i love how Conker and Banjo meet up 4 the 1st time since Diddy Kong Racing but they have no memory of each other either that or conker was wasted out of his mind lol

[Headshotgod]

@gmoney617

conker from diddy kong racing was a child, here he is like 25 or something ^^

banjo was 20 and grew up to 35 xD

[gmoney617]

yea i agree nintendo did do justice to Banjo and Conker...(I FRICKIN LOVE CONKER THERE NEEDS 2 B A SEQUEL) but i digress although microsoft probably just bought out rare just for fun can any of u really imagine playin conker or Banjo ON THE WII...yea let that marinate

[cypheonu]

this day was tragic

[Kdarkov]

This Banajo looks more like the traditional one. It's better than the Banjo in Nuts and Bolts.

[777RandomDude777]

Conker was at it best on the n64, at least Nintendo had the guts to let them do whatever they want as long as it was rated M, Microsoft, on their side, couldn't bear the fact that there was swearings or uncensored shit, for fuck's sake, they even censored words in the GMP's song!

[N2Y3724]

but heres the problem rare got bought by microsoft with big money and face it if they were a conker sequel it wont make the cut

[bobaneko]

i what good old day banjo and kazzoie i mean compare that to the 360 i mean oki it as better grapichs but ur platarofm SUCKS.... the remake of conker >_> ehh i missed the minigames thing i mean it more fun play whit the minigames that online i mean oki u have online and.... what i can play war to a other ppl sighs perfect dark i never play it so i cant say something about it and the other woman kameo hmm naah neither vivapiñata hmm i mean u can created ur piñata woaa nah what awsome have th

[kakarottossj3]

Rare was doing better game with Nintendo back in the day. There are all classic. I never play Nuts and Bolts but its look like too different, with the vehicule, they just fucked up the serie. Conker Live and realoaded was just a remake of the one on the N64 with better graphic and a online... and Perfect Dark Zero was pretty shit. SO FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!

[Feghoot]

I know man. Me and my good friend, Deepercutt were talking about how good Rare was back in the day last night. They did everything wrong. I mean, sire, Joanna looks incredibly hot now, but they completely raped Conker by making it too war like, Perfect Dark Zero was awful, a prequel wasn't needed, but a sequel would've been nice, and BK N&B was a shitfest compared to the old platformers.

I want some real games, not this shit! PD BK and Conker have so much potential!

[juliankazam]

thinking about it. it should've had a sequel the ending from the first didnt explain much

[mrm64]

yeah, i miss rare in these days. Microsoft should stick to computers, not games >:(

it just...isnt...the same!!!

[0Francine0]

Bwahahaha! That's like telling Sony to stick to Tv's, It never would have happened.

[rune133]

and thats why I dont own a fucking xbox = )

[ThePurpleLuigi]

@kakarottossj3 Conker: Live and Reloaded also sucked because of all the censorship, I wish Rare was back with Nintendo, it sucks that they're not.

[BananaSandwich3000]

And they did NOTHING worthy after this! Perfect Dark: Zero, Conker Reloaded, Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts all passable, shame on you Rare and MS.

[nooblet911]

rare were never the same when ms bought them.

fuck ms

[TKainZero]

Looking back...

Rare going Xbox was probaly the most overrated event in gaming history...

Rare made a series of terrible games... only redeeming themselves with Viva Pinata

[SilencerLX]

ONE game? Fuck no. Although I admit Viva Pinata did leave some kind of impact on the industry, Rare have truely and completely buried themselves in shitty titles. I have lost any and all respect for the current team because of this. It isn't suprising since the Stampers left after the sale, and many more went over to Free Radical.

[metakight4]

@TKainZero  ya and i got fucking pissed when i first saw all my fav ware rare chars redesigned even banjo suffered the shitty new design =C

[Espio360]

The ironic thing is, only 1 of those 4 characters would make an appearance on the xbox and even that game was a bloody remake.

[HELLBOYNP]

yeah,but everyone aside from concer had their own 360 game

[imadude98]

I noteceds something When joanna dark pulls out the gun after she pulls it out its still thaire!

[TKainZero]

You are indeed correct

[timetool64]

conker is better then banjo

[finestsounds]

Where is Joanna Dark in this video? I expected to see her from the title. All I saw was Conker, Banjo, and Kameo.

[devonjames10]

OH MY G-O-D

DID YOU SKIP THE INTRO?

DUMBASS

Joanna Dark is the one shooting Conker out!!

[finestsounds]

Yes, the first time I viewed this I missed the 6 seconds at the beginning where JD appears, (probably enlarging to full screen while that was happening). Thanks for pointing that out, although your way of doing so indicates a lack of maturity and manners. Pity you just couldn't point that out in a civil manner. You should work on that.

[Blizzardrulez]

obviously you just skipped it, because she shows up at 11 seconds, not 6

[BanjoPikzooie]

Man that made me lol but poor Banjo..:( they made him sound liek a hillbilly. Conker made me lol at not again XD But rly banjo nor conker show at all that they met before..

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Conker...You know Banjo,remember,from when you were a kid.

Riding around in box karts with Diddy and his friends ;)

[RareKirbyStarBall2]

lol

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

;) Well,maybe all that alcohol went to his head,and he can't remember his childhood.

Because he was in Diddy Kong Racing.

[DailyTerror666]

Oh, what we go there?

Three traitors! Enjoy your soulless new system, your legends died.

(PD Zero? Banjo nuts and bolt? ROFL wouldn`t play for free)

[Toontownpie]

I miss 64

[xReztox]

LOL SHE SHOT CONKER IN THE BEGINING

[trick6952]

Rare used to be wayy batter when they were with Nintendo honestly, which means no more cool donkey kong games either =\

[wariofan279]

its as If Nintendo knew that they were Gonna be Buried in Shit and so tehy Sold the company to MS

[Mrmonk9]

Ah, i miss them :(

DK64 was a great game. It was challenging, but just at a right level to make a game worth while.

[TBoneTony]

I remembered the day when RARE was announced that it would leave Nintendo and partner with Microsoft.

It was a sad day for me as I had lost 2 or 3 great games that were still in development stages.

[guillerm004]

anybody find it funny that banjo was chopped up by conker by accident?

[leniman123]

how about the fact that conker didn't recodnize banjo?

[Thenumber1yoshi]

@leniman123 Yeah that was weird to Me too, I mean word of god from Rare says Pocket Tales was an adventure that Conker and Berri had when they were just kids so I assume Diddy Kong Racing Conker was an adventure he had as well wh9en he was a kid because the guide for Diddy Kong Racing says it takes place before Banjo met Kazooie, so I assume Conker knew Banjo as a kid but I guess Rare must have cut all ties Conker had with anything in Diddy Kong Racing and same with Banjo.

[SKArmedageddon]

yikes, yikes, and more yikes!!!!!!

[PissedvideoMan]

aagh! y didn't rare stay with nintendo?! think of all the good games conker and banjo could've been on for the wii! think of them being in brawl!

[PissedvideoMan]

also did u know conker was actually a nintendo character before rare was sold to microsoft?

[Supermario64vids]

@PissedvideoMan It was a rare character.Rare came up and made up conker.

[PsychoJosh]

How does Conker not remember Banjo? They were together in Diddy Kong Racing. I guess all those years of chugging hard booze scrambled Conker's brain.

[agent2401]

poor banjo got chopped by conkers careless throw

[AkumaWolf]

wtf?

[nintendo953001]

the best way to say, we are of xbox now

[ImagineerFan]

i got pissed when rare came out with live and reloaded only to censore all the language, cover the sunflowers boobs, take out all that made conkers bad fur day conker.Thats why im glad i have got my old n64 back and its til working perfectly after 12 years.

[Espio360]

Don't blame Rare blame Microsoft. It was them who decided to censor it.

[Deathoftheshadow]

True, but it still falls on Rare that they choose microsoft, but aleast there making a new Banjo-Kazooie game.

[Espio360]

Even still Microsoft isn't a bad company Halo and Gears of War are both awesome games. Also Rare really didn't have a choice they didn't choose to leave Nintendo, Microsoft asked for Rare and so Rare had to comply if they wanted to keep drawing money.

[DisturbedEwok2]

no, Nintendo sold Rare to Microsoft for about $370 million. Nintendo owned about 49% of Rare, which they sold to Microsoft in 2002, along with the rights to games like Conker, Banjo, Perfect Dark, and Kameo.

[chocolatesprite]

what was nintendo snorting crack? Why in the name of fuck did Nintendo sell rare to their competidors? Look at what they did to banjo-kazooie, they look like depressed, anti social, twats that are adicted to haroine.

and they just made a remake of konkers bad fur day instead of another game.

oh, and in perfect dark zero, they made a horrible story with awful voice acting.

[DisturbedEwok2]

Granted, Rare may not have had that much luck with Microsoft so far, but Viva Pinata is doing pretty well for them. Also, I think Banjo has a chance to possibly bring Rare back from Lazarus.

[DisturbedEwok2]

Banjo is going a be a great game. You may not think it will be a good BANJO game, but it definitely will be a good game. It still has the look, the feel, and the sound of a Banjo game. Besides, if people were as big of banjo fans as they claim they are, they would just be thankful that a new Banjo game is even coming out after 8 years.

[servandot]

Oh really, As far as I know nintendo is doing that with their franchises on the wii.

[chocolatesprite]

not really, or atleast not as much, SMG was great platformer like sm64, mp3 wasn,t as good as mp2(they made it way too easy) and Loz:tp was fucking sweet. I do agree that they are making the games waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too easy.

in smg: 50 coins for a 1up?

mp3: the enemys were already weaker than in mp2, then add the whole hyper mode thing it becomes a walk in the park.

tp: well... i dont see any thing wrong here

ssbb: its slower than ssbm

[RandomPicklez]

I have Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts and it's a very good game. It's one of Rare's best games they've made for Microsoft, next to Viva Pinata and Conker: Live and Reloaded.

[piemaster64]

i thik disturbed ewok is right, we should be thankful they even made a new banjo game after 8 years in the first place. i think its pretty kick ass and my only complaint is that the game gets a little repetitive after a while, but i still think its pretty cool.

[DailyTerror666]

This is NO new Banjo game. YOu don´t get it?

You can walk and jump. thats all that left. That, and charakters and names.

But all you got is some stupid lego-game.

[bombermanp978]

gears of war was made by midway

[shadowkilla92]

u retard gears of war was made by epic studios

[DehnusNorder]

Actually Nintendo also censored it, and the Boobs wherent censored in all versions. It has to do with country ratings and regulations. The USA is a bit prudish and around there games often had boobs removed (Castlevania has alot of examples there). Germany is anti Violence so alot of blood and violence was removed for Europe because of them.

Frankly, it is more regulations the companies not wanting the stuff in there.

[xspartanX3x]

conker is the best character rare has ever created

[saturnmason]

Conker sucks because it is too violent but Banjo Rules.

[FreeskiCorp]

you are a pussie no doubt. go watch barney saturnmason and go to hell familyGAMEguy, rare is awesome. same goes for anyone who says perfect dark zero sucks. go crawl under a rock and die.

[saturnmason]

No I just don't like unnecessary swearing,guns and sexual themes.There is already enough of that in todays video games,think of Mario, people of all ages enjoy his games and there is no swearing, guns or sexual themes in it and before Conker was changed into a violent game it was aimed at people of all ages.That is why I stick with old school gaming and I do NOT watch Barney.

[FreeskiCorp]

your right dude. im sorry. :)

[freeofgreed]

wow you gave up kinda ez

[freeofgreed]

lmao

[FreeskiCorp]

so? stfu freeofgreed u bastard.

[freeofgreed]

???? u sdfu u basterd

[FreeskiCorp]

how about u go crawl under a rock and die u stupid douche. go 2 hell. and monokoma please block this bastard that has no life whatsoever.

[freeofgreed]

i have no life!!!!! ur the one randomly cursing ppl just cuz they laughed u stupid asshole

[FreeskiCorp]

okay look i'm sry. i'm not talking trash on the vid. and you can laugh if you want to. i also apologize to the person who gave me a -1 i'm sorry

[shadowplay9]

They use to be great but lets face it! Rare sucks now!

[Espio360]

Really? Give me 1 good reason why Rare suck now and don't say because they're on the xbox, that's a worthless reason.

[PaperRayman]

Rare says they might make a Conker sequel, but they said if they do, Conker will die at the end. DX

[dethonian]

rare's best designers went to work with free radical, i dont blame them, i would hate to work for microsoft, the only good they have made is the 360 and that still has a lot of flaws

[atomicpuppet]

Its funny because thats the whole reason they went to Microsoft. Microsoft lets Rare do what rare dose best.

Nintendo had development issues with Rare on how games were made.

Thus hindering the creative process. Rare has even said that themselfs.

Microsoft gave Rare a powerful system to go wild on that they always needed.

[dethonian]

Rare had no choice, the two founders sold there 51% and nintendo sold their 49%

[atomicpuppet]

Even so, they have claimed in interviews that Microsoft gives them freedom that Nintendo never did.

[dethonian]

well never knew that, just they censored conker live and reloaded, just on the n64 conkers wasn't censored

[atomicpuppet]

That was a choice rare made, besides its not totally censored you have to unlock it. They make you have to earn it, stupid yea, but its still there.

[dethonian]

I unlock potty mouth but everythin is still censored lol

[atomicpuppet]

then what dose it do then?

[dethonian]

Its supposed to make it uncensored multiplayer

[FreeskiCorp]

microsoft gave rare less freedom dummy not more. wow i post a lot of comments

[atomicpuppet]

nah, your mistaken, RARE has been Quoted saying there happy with the freedom Microsoft gives them.

And they have been known to butt heads in the past with Nintendo when it comes to the creative development process with games.

Just go look it up.

[FreeskiCorp]

okay

[gioislakers]

k n how do u no that?

[atomicpuppet]

how do i know what?

[PaperRayman]

How can Conker not remember Banjo? They were in the same game together!

[HunterM33Man3]

I miss rare in nintendo

[Typhlosion5]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! microsoft bought it from nintendo that explans so much.If thay didnt Characters from Rare would have been in another nintendo game by now (ive never seen any Rare characters in a game since didikong racing)But now they came out with didiking racing DS

[RhymeMastaMasse]

WHY RARE?! They were my favorite developer, us Nintendo fanboys still can't get over it. And yes it's true about the low quality kinds of games they are making now, and less frequently than when they were with Nintendo.

[deluxedookie]

only rare is now is a names pertty much everyone left after MS bought them from nintendo

[fuckallnazislol]

You Nintendo fanboys have nothing to worry about then, if they're producing shitty games. It's the reason Nintendo sold them in the first place.

[Supernova368]

Or you could loko at it this way;

They sold a studio that was going downhill for a hell of a lot of money..

[SxcSerb69]

im confused i tiped dark by design in serch engin and this pops up 1st, this isnt techno, this isnt a song,wtf is this?

[jdubzb]

its yo mama

[Drodux]

Atleast Rare didnt go to sony.

[JohnnyBoy232]

I wish rare didn't go to microsoft.

[albertojz356]

man I miss Joanna Dark so much, :(

[lixivum]

I wish nintendo got rid of a developer other than RARE. or just stop making sonic games. either one works.

P.S. I think sonic sucks balls

[chemamon251]

agree sonic sucks, and brawl was changed to february because of him.