Yo Momma So Fat jokes

[17xDillz1997]

what housework do fat people do..clean out the fridge

[13eyeofthebeholder]

In America you'd think it would be insulting to use your Momma's so thin jokes

[simran1903]

please comment for the comment below because it is my jokes i am a girl

[simran1903]

here are some yo mama a jokes 1. yo mama so fat that i took i picture last christmas it is still printing 2. your mama so fat ,when she stepped on a talcking scale and it told her to get the fuck off of here 3. yo mama so stupid she went to the sentice for a bluetooth 4. yo mama is so stupid she stole free breed.

[simran1903]

nice

[jackaluka]

lmao yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon lmaoo

[callahan446]

guy: yo mama so fat......

friend:ha jokes on you i dont have a mama

guy: O_o

[Zesh911xHD]

yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how LONG she slept!

[kaleenmar]

yo mama so fat. hmmmmmmmm i cant even think how fat she is

[blacoacoa]

yo mama is so fat that she doesn't need internet because she is alraedy WORLD WIDE!!!!!!!!

[kaleenmar]

@blacoacoa old

[blacoacoa]

@blacoacoa What the HELL i didn't write this

[LexAbubis09]

i got a yo momma joke for you....... yo momma is so fat nasa had a satelite orbiting her

[720ShadowDark]

dude at da beginning how '' not 2 affend moms '' ur jokes suck so much they cant affend anyone

[zombieboy1018]

ohhh ya ur mommas so skinny opps wrong person

[diana2011ification]

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE DOESNT NEED INTERNET 2 GO WORLD WIDE

[Talentz92]

I find all these fat jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

[1pinksparklylipgloss]

yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales come up on the shore and sing we r family .... even though your bigger than me

[callumconnor6920]

64 people/dislikers are fat

[A2heRb]

Yo mama so fat when they use her underwear elastic they hit the ground :D !

[tomascopicotrainer]

Yo mammas so fat when she went swimming at the beach England came

[mckensy12]

@tomascopicotrainer this joke is lamer than u momma ur momma so ashy we want camping we had the scrape the ash of her to start the fire

[MyAbcd14]

yo mamma so fat when she fell she made the gulf of mexico

[MsWillcox]

Oh god the yo mama jokes. I heard yo mama jokes everyday when I used to play World Of Warcraft haha :D

[Spidermut12]

Yo mama so poor even beggars give her money

[BUrbanSpaceman]

Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt!

[NickiiRox2k11]

Your momma so fat that when she went on an airplane. It sank into the ocean

[methane]

that song doesn't fit



[psprockful]

@methane Agree :P

[BrandenProduction]

yo mamas so fat i jumped off the roof and she broke my fall 2 miles away

[hechoenmexico831]

yo mama is so fat when she jumps she gets stuck

[garchompelago]

yo mama so fat even naruto wont believe it

[Davidt33]

Yo mama so fat that if she ever went to Fantasy Island, Tattoo would say Looook Boss De Blimp De Blimp.

[tripplej98]

Very bad jokes none were funny

[AsianOmega]

yo momma so fat when she went to weight herself it said 'Bitch lose some weight!'

[Tr1pl3Mth6tsM3]

yo mama so horney i told her to turn the tv on and she started licking her lips and rubbing her titties.

[dusttaker]

yo mammas so fat that she follows a garbage truck with a grocery list!!

[JustinDodgerLucy2]

yo mamma so ugly when medusa looked at her, medusa turned to stone

[l3a443]

whats the song called thats being played?

[DCxLegit]

yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a chair the chair begged for mercy

yo mamma is so fat i climb on her and i could high five god

[iTziiMuNeZz]

Yo momma's so old she never needed History Class.

[marcolandeos]

yo momma sooo fat when she flew to tokyo everybody screamed "godzilla godzilla"

[hayhaydancer0]

ur moma's so fat when she went outside wearing a yellow raincoat and some ppl were yelling "YA TAXI!!"

[dannyflame11]

whats the song called



[jatamode]

Your mama so fat she got stretch marks in her name

[jatamode]

Your mama so tall she tripped over Mount Everest and burnt her head on the sun

[jatamode]

Your mama so fat when she got on the scale it said 90210

Your mama so fat she poured a cup of water in the tub jumped in and it over-flowed

[signalfire55]

Yo mama so fat, When she sings, Its OVER!

[Jiggle582]

yo muma so fat she went too the movies and sat by every one , yo muma so fat she stood on the scales and it said one at a time please

[DaarylStraatford]

Your momma's so old her breast milk is powder , your momma's so fat she stood On the weighing scales and it said to be continued ... , your momma's so fat she stood on an aeroplane and turned it into a submarine . Lmao

[Rolex13371]

yo mama so poor that when she puts 25 cent in each ear she thinks shes listening to 50 cent :D

[tkennedyx1]

Yo mama so fat that when busta rhymes said let's go he meant around yo mama

[7brandonc]

Your momma is so fat that she sat on an I-POD an turned it into an I-PAD !

[JessietheCherry]

thumbs up if u like this joke... Yo mama's so fat she could sell shade! :D

[SophieIsAMarster]

Yo mamas teeth so yellow I can believe it's not butter!!

[SophieIsAMarster]

Yo mama so old she farts dust, Yo mama so short you can see her whole body in her passport, Yo mama so fat we was in bed e turned over twice and I was still on top of her, Yo mama so poor her tv us made of foam

[jeffhardy664]

yo mamas so fat when she walked by the tv my movie was over

yo mamas so fat when she got a tv she had to get widescreen

yo mamas so stupid she locked herself inside the car

yo mamas so fat she weighed herself the scale said damn

yo mamas so fat her nick name is DAMN

YO MAMAS SO OLD she saw a caveman and said look its your father

yo mamas so stupid she voted for george bush

yo mamas so ugly that when she died even satin said u can have her

these were all made up by me no help and im 13 smart kid

[aerorocker1001]

@jeffhardy664 i like the george bush one

[jeffhardy664]

@aerorocker1001 ONLY

[aerorocker1001]

@jeffhardy664 yea mr. 13 year old :P

[deadcrowes19]

yo momma's ass so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller.

[kimpelpins36]

Yo mama is so fat....SHE EATS CAKE. pwwwnnnneeddddd. Lol. Just Kidding.

[pkerblood]

yo mamma so hairy when u were born u almost died of rug burn

[starfy675]

yo mama's so fat that when god said "let there be light god had to tell her to move out of the way!!!!

[42sillyduck]

awesome

[hookahooter]

way to put a depressing song over Yo Mamma jokes

[n1ck1th3g1r4ff3]

yo mam so stupid that when she went to an Eminem concert she started yellin, "skittles! skittles!"

[inoslim]

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOT ARRESTED FOR 10 POUNDS OF CRACK

[MrCatkilla2]

@inoslim i heard one tht went yo mamas so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!!!!

[bryant3454]

yo mamma is so old she got jesus in her yearbook

[oldeyeman]

Yo momma is so fat she got hit by a truck and said Who threw that rock?

[xXRanieroXx]

yo momma so fat she fell from both sides of the bed !!!

[andreamireles21]

LAMEE 7 YEAR OLDS

[iiiiBLaCKOutzZxx]

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOILET IT SAID "A B C D E F G GET YO FAT ASS OFF OF ME" LOL

[zombieboy1018]

@iiiiBLaCKOutzZxx gayyyyyyy ur mommas teeth are so yelllow the sun goes down

[derkwizzerds101]

Yo mama's so fat that she had to sit in one entire row of an airplane.

[reddede101]

Yo mama so fat she lost a game of hide and go seek cuz she she got found behind mount. Everest

[sirenthediva]

ur so fat that when u went to the zoo and saw a hippo it sang we are family

[bowserjrgirl]

YO MAMAS SO FAT, that when she fell in the grand canyon, she got stuck.

[omaromaralexalex]

YO MAMA'S SO FAT the only words she knows in the alphabet is K F C

[whtup1000]

yo mama is so FAT when she walked on the rainbow she made skitels!

yo mama is so short when she jumped off the sidewalk she commited suiced!

[BradleyBates14]

your mamas so fate she got arrested for 10lbs of crack haa

[noobshot1]

Yo mamas so fat mission impossible 1 was getfing up the stairs

[tacoinblanket]

YO MAMA SO POOR THE SHE WAS KICKING A GARBAGE CAN DOWN THE STREET THEN THE COPS CAME BY AND SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHE SAYS "MOVING"

[jeffhardy664]

@tacoinblanket no she was kicking a can not garbage

[tylerboy615]

Yes I Own 7/11 But The Only Difference BEtween Yo Momma And My Store Is Yo Momma Legs Are Open 24/7

[CardClashersHub]

yo momma is so fat, her ass is the short cut to the grand canyon.

[smexyme22]

yo mamas so fat they put a blanket over the atlantic ocean and said heres ur water bed

[786michele]

@Gary24197 lmbo........ hahahaaaaaaaaaaa..

[CharlieBladeRemus]

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love with yo daddy and squashed him like a bug

[CthomasMega]

Yo mama so fat she got more crack than bobby and whitney. AND THAT'S A LOT OF CRACK

[o0EmoxMeg0o]

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

[yoshirider2001]

you mama so fat when she got on the scale it said nothing it said HELP!

[KheepWalkin]

Yo momma is so fat that even 12 warlocks can't summon her.

[msayofemi1]

i jsut have one thing to say... BALLZ TO YOU!

[lilshawwwty111]

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving she had to use all the parachutes!

[jeffhardy664]

@lilshawwwty111 yo mamas so fat when she went skydiving she didnt have time to deploy her parachute

[dhisisyuhgirlsammi]

YO MAMA SO FAT : her pants size is lose some weight bitch

[dhisisyuhgirlsammi]

YO MAMA SO FAT : her pants size is lose some weight bitch

[8milevet313]

yo mama so fat she sat on a ipod and made a ipad

[kilabyte228]

yo mama so fat when they showed her baby pictures they had to make it via satellite

[jaretwwe]

yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

[passdeduchie]

yo momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a giant quilt over lake michigan ; yo momma so fat, she was baptized in the pacific ocean ; yo momma so fat, she drove a car factory instead of a real car ; yo momma so fat, she can be in 5 places at once

[DavidTran74]

Yo momma is so fat that she was baptized in Marine World.

Yo momma is so fat that when a yellow school bus drove by she yelled, "TWINKIE!"

[260kevinsutton]

1)Yo momma is so fat everytime she wearing a white coat on. And neighborhood kid say,, HEY IT FORST THE SNOWMAN !!!

2) Yo momma is so fat so left five dollars foot longs in the toilet.

3) Yo momma is so fat everytime she have sex on the man, you suffocate with two jumbo of tites.

4) Yo momma is so fat her stomach is a size of verison wireless.

[ninjakid852]

@260kevinsutton Work on your english Buddy

[260kevinsutton]

@ninjakid852 lol cant you take a joke.

[ninjakid852]

@260kevinsutton Ya but seriously I've seen comments that really rip on people and their english

[260kevinsutton]

@ninjakid852 wtf dude dont bash my joke. I saw some people jokes and they didnt make any sense. Are you a fucking teacher.

[ninjakid852]

@260kevinsutton Yes now Give me a five hundred page report on how you need to improve your ingles

[260kevinsutton]

@ninjakid852 look dude not all jokes are not funny okay. And you just pissed off because you are a english teacher. Im tired of this bullshit.

[Fozernator]

Yo momma is such a fat sloppy drunk I thought she was David Hasselhoff

[MorganneM123]

LOL !!!

[kartsart9112]

i accidently said grocery death instead of grocery store O_O

FAIL

[kartsart9112]

yo mama is so fat her bmi is measured in acres

yo mama is so fat 1 year after i took a picture of her it was still printing

yo mama is so fat when she went to the movies she sat beside everyone

yo mama is so old she didnt have to take history class

yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery death

yo mama is so fat when she stepped in walmart she lowered the prices

yo mama is so fat dora the explorer couldnt explore her

-these are just some jokes i have heard in my life =D

[ArsenalTheHedgehog]

@kartsart9112 Have you heard Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said ''I can't fix THAT''

[kartsart9112]

@ArsenalTheHedgehog nope

[786michele]

@kartsart9112 love some of ur jokes.. nice.... owwwwwwww.

[eragonspirit]

yo mama so ugly she scared the stitching out of frankenstein

yo mama so stupid when she turned on the tv she watched the couch

yo mama so hairy they mistaken her for king kong

yo mama so fat theres no space in heaven or hell for her

yo mama so skinny she hula-hoops around a cheerio

yo mama so ugly her shadow gave up

yo mama so skinny when she goes to the toilet she has to hold herself up from the fear of falling

yo mama so fat that she fat

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic.

[SuperAmbergold]

Your Mum is so fat if she wore a fur coat a whole species will become extinct.

and She went out in High heels and came back in flip flops.

[zachgreen1881]

how does the music go along with this?

[cole3454657]

your mother is so overweight, when she jumps into a body of water she displaces a porportionally larger volume of water than one with less body mass.

[toufic0812]

i got one yo mamma so fat when she sat on a gamecube she turned it into a gameboy

[haterplayer100]

Yo Mam so fat that when she step on a scale it said call 911

Yo Mama so fat when she step on a scale it said to be contined

[CrazyRhi123]

- Your mama's so fat people call her ass the 8th continent.

(I know there was one like that in the video but I'd though I'd put a new spin on it)

- Your mama's so fat she has to piss on your dad to give him a clue.

- Your mama's so fat she causes earthquakes when she walks.

- Your mama's so fat when she weighed herself the scales said "To Be Continued...."

[princedarkus1]

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT HER MEASURMENTS ARE 36 24 35, AND THATS HER LEFT LEG!!!!

[marksgernade]

YO MAMAS SO OLD JESUS IS IN HER YEARBOOK

[sebasmoncada1211]

yo mama is so fat ...that when she went on the scale IT SHOWED HER TELEPHONE NUMBER

[sebasmoncada1211]

Yo mama is sooo fat that she used the twin towers as chopsticks!

[sebasmoncada1211]

Yo mama is sooo stupid she stuck 40 batteries up her ass and said "I got the power!"

[786michele]

@sebasmoncada1211 puahahahahahaha............. lmfao. tooo fuckinfunny.... lollllllll

[pyroninja27]

yo mama so ugly she makes shit look good

[martinlucy]

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[CharlieBladeRemus]

Yo mama so fat, Jesus can't even lift her spirits

[mrsmarissalyn1998]

@CharlieBladeRemus soul dumbass 

[CharlieBladeRemus]

Yo mama so fat she took a shit in the gulf of Mexico and people mistook it for an oil spill

[zoeytito9999]

Yo mamma is so UGLY that even Goldfish won't smile back!

haha my friend told me that and I thot it was funny xD

[mrsmarissalyn1998]

@zoeytito9999 how is it funny ??? NON OF THESE JOKES ARE FUNNY DUMBASSES YO MAMA SO FAT SHE USES A KING SIZE MATRESS FOR A TAMPON i know more

[Chigzyyy]

YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE GOT BAPTIZED AT SEAWORLD!!!!!!!

[marksgernade]

yo mamas so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

[mrsmarissalyn1998]

@marksgernade yo momma so stuped her dad told her to get a a jacket its chilli and she came back out with a spoon

[12taylor11]

Yo momma so Stupid that she got locked in Kroger and starved to death

[kittygalore55]

Yo momma is so fat her pant size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT

[cocktail5000]

yo mama so fat shed steped on the scale and it said ERROR ERROR ONE PERSON AT A TIME!

[comentsuscribeonly]

i got one...yo mamma so fat when the doctor opened her up there were people inside her and they sang ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD

[786michele]

@comentsuscribeonly lol.. dorky..

[enisorian]

yo mama is so fat she was standing on a street corner and a cop drove by and told her to break it up. Yo mama is so fat, they put her picture on food stamps.

[ErichoEricho]

Yo mama so fat but i nailed her anyway...

[msagent619]

yo mama's so fat that gravity gave up

[kylereed4]

@msagent619 That makes no sense gravity holds people down

[pujolsisthebest]

yo mama so fat that a bus hit her and she said who throwed tht rock

[iamnotethan]

I meant scale under this comment

[iamnotethan]

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scal it said... TO BE CONTINUED

[ClubPenguinMovies123]

@iamnotethan hey you stole my fucking joke! *bitch slap*

[ChivistaGirl96]

yo mommas so fat she fall down off of both sides of the bed

[melovecats90]

yo mama so ghetto she breat feeds with kool-aid

[sd123456nosy]

yo mama so ugly, ugly people stand around her to feel good about themselves

[kissmegetlucky]

yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose..

[dammit3094]

yo mama so fat,the galaxy fills only her brain

[Renegade0056]

Yo mamma so fat, when she stepped on a talking scale it said "GTFO!"

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "1 at a time"

Yo mamma so fat she got stuck in a black hole.

Yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code.

Yo mamma so fat I slapped her and got sea sick.

Yo mamma so fat, I turned to avoid her and ran out of gas.

Yo mamma so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil.

Yo mamma so fat her shadow weights 200lbs.

Yo mamma so fat, her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud.

[DeathsG]

your momma so fat that she uses cheat codes on wii fit

[spearlsss]

your mom so fat when she went bunji jumping she went straight to hell , ctfu this boy told me that i was ctfu yooo*:D

[nateduece]

@Gary24197 Yo mama so fat she uses cheat codes on wii fit

[kissmegetlucky]

yo mama so fat when the pizza man knocked on the door she started singing "there goes my baby"!!

[DestineeBTV]

Yo mama is so fat, Stewie Griffin follows her around with a tuba.

[zerogravity505]

ur mom so ugly the plastic surgen sued her

[FireB0wz4]

Yo momma so stupid, that she goes to the dentist cuz her pooping vagina.

[786michele]

@FireB0wz4 lmao stupidddddd

[kissmegetlucky]

yo mama so fat when the movie ended the little kid looked at your mama and said "Arent you supposed to sing"? yo mama so fat when moses parted the red sea she started looking for shrimp and lobster.

[MJ19971]

yo mama so fat she jumped in the grand cannyon and got stuck...not even chuck norris could get her out !

[MJ19971]

yo mama so fat she jumped in the grand cannyon and got stuck.

[kissmegetlucky]

yo mama so fat when she wears golden brown sweats her thighs look finger looking good. talkin about wheres the colonel? hahaa talkin about wheres kentucky?talkin' about can a brother get a wet nap?

[o5cr]

yo mama so fat wen she went to school she sat next to everybody

[karatekidklub]

yo mamas so fat she sat on wal-mart and the prices went down.