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  • Thassss my penis.....LOL GUTTZ.

  • Sprinkle some crack on him

  • O ya dont worry about that its alright that you just played with my dick..... Way to calm bout another man grabbin on his dick!!!

  • lmfao funniest fucking video ever.

  • Cop is jealous...

  • thats so gay.

  • dude's so calmmmm lols.

  • @cwithlove i would have hit the fucker on reflex

  • Thats some gay ass shit!!!!!

  • He aint used to having that much dick in his hands!!!

  • I'm sorry u have a dick, How u don't know what it feel like?

  • cop: whats that?

    black guy: Dasss my peniss sir

    Cop: thats your penis alright.

  • 8 gay cops dislike this

  • lol hahaha sorry bout that!

  • Hidden waste line cuz his pants are too low lol, makes for a very sneaky penis.

    Can't blame him but must have been hella awkward rofl

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  • faggot ass cops

  • @mitsubishidiamante maybe if the nigger pulled up his pants and didnt like taking it in the ass in jail then this wouldnt have happened.

  • @Maniacbearman9

    yea you sound like a H.S dropout go back to school

  • @mitsubishidiamante yea since i definitely didn't graduate and sure as hell don't have a job or wife. yea dude. your cool. wonder if you talk this much shit when your not hiding behind a computer desk.

  • @Maniacbearman9

    so youre are a dumb fuck then.. you admit it to youre self.. im so proud of you

  • pants hanging too low, hahaha. cop got more than he bargained for.

  • i dont care that he grabbed his nuts, im concerned that he is black. most steryotipical and racist shit ever

  • "Is that a roll of Tums or are you just happy to see me?"

  • he said thats allright and it sounded like he liked getting felt up

  • Lol nigga that small

  • Well the TSA does this on a daily basis now

  • That is one hands on police officer. he,he,he!!!

  • No you idiots, he's got his cock in his waistband.

  • damn he must have been pretty hard fa tha cop to think it was a weapon

  • Nothing wrong with this cop. This dumbass has his pants hanging around his knees.

  • He didn't sound very sorry

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!

  • I did not

  • did you know that saggin is niggas spelt backwards...

  • he touched the hell out of it.

  • Hahahaha fuck this shit yo

  • Rofllllll 'whats that' ...'thats my penis' can i feel him up too!

  • Umm..LMMFAO.. did the cop post this on youtube? Im latin but I would have loved to be that Cop... R.O.F.L.M.A.O

  • Every time there is awkward silence, a gay baby is born.

  • Not cold enough...

  • "THATS MY PENUS"!!!

  • Thats why you should pull up your pants so that wont happen to you either

  • He must be hung like a horse! Im scared of him!!!

  • what the fuck lol XD

  • mbey he was horny and that cop is GAY!!

  • you would think the dude getting frisked would instinctively move his body away as soon as the cop touched his dick but nooooo he just let him grab it.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahah

  • cop:whats that right here

    Black guy:thats my penis hahahhahahahahhahahahaha

  • hahahhahahahhahahahhahhaahahah­ahahh!

  • I use mine as a belt to avoid this problem. LMAO

  • @KAZZNORE you use yours as a belt?? WOW!! you have a gigundo cock!!

  • @ClythiaMystica lmao

  • Zelrio28

    Who made the rules on right way wrong way to wear anything? You prick!

  • Maybe if the fucker would wear his pants right (at/above the waist-line), the cop wouldn't have made that mistake.

  • i like the "OHH!" at 0:28 , man shit its the black guy's fault for not wearing his pants and penis like he should

  • jona hills favorite clip !!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

  • waist banding it guys. He was hard as a rock.

  • fuck the police

  • IF HIS PENIS IS MISTAKEN FOR A WEAPON THEN LIL DADDY NEEDS TO ASSULT ME

  • GAY

    

  • Fuck yeah!!! Grab that black cock!

  • "I got myself a cocoa dreamboat right here!"

  • lmfao

  • damn! niggah's packing! xD

  • What's this right here? That's my penis....LOL

  • That's well gay chap.

  • how cool was the guy!!! haha

  • LIL DICK

  • "That's,my penis."

  • hahahaa xD

  • well i guess cuz he saggs the cop dint no lmao

  • that cop is a flaming homo

  • @kinglandon100 he's masculine stupid ass-that's the opposite of being a flamer u ignorant dipshit closet case fuckfart nigga

  • that my dick..lol hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!d

  • ida started cryin. screamin i feel violated!

  • if that was me i would of leaped 10 ft away from him...i dont know how he kept still

  • Shit man , honky got a handful a dat mans nuts

  • Thaaats ur penis ,oh ok, sorry bout that.....hehe

  • that cop wanted his body. lol

  • @xXlovemosXx

    I seriously doubt that....I'm sure the cop thought it was a long skinny crack pipe

  • lol i know it was just a joke.

  • LMAO 2 funny!!!

  • I too have a penis

  • the cop was just horny for black cock !!

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  • hahahaha

  • he's just well hung lol

  • i rofl'd

  • i have a penis also

  • sorry about that! yeah right

  • that was a real conversation killer, hah!

  • as funny as fuck lol

  • Well, the dick is usually BELOW the belt. :P Anyway, this makes for the best little transcript ever:

    Cop: "What's this right here?"

    Dude: "That's my penis."

    Cop: "That's your penis, alright... sorry 'bout that."

    Dude: "'s'alright."

    Cop: "Sorry 'bout that."

  • cop probly felt it,coz the black man got excited havein a white man touching him

  • @riddla81

    LOL

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  • That's.. my penis

  • It really amazes me how racists a lot of people on here can be. Yeah, the guy shouldn't be wearing his pants that low but it's not like we haven't seen a ton of white guys dressed the exact same way trying to be just like him. You guys need to grow up and stop all the racism. It's a funny video.

  • Are you implying that only black people look good like that?

  • I don't recall saying that anyone looks good like that. It's a stupid fad that's gone on for way too long. I hope that was meant to be sarcasm. :)

  • This was on G4's EPIC FAIL!. and i was takin a fuckin drink when i seen this HAHAHA oh fuck i almost choked!!!!

  • naw you know that pale porch monkey wanted to suck that dick pale boys are fag

  • pale men are fags he knew that was his dick look how he grabbed it

  • Totally worth watching

  • First time the cop ever touched a real penis. Went home and cried.

  • umm..you touch penis's alot??

  • yeah -- see, when u got one u touch it every day

  • You're the most ignorant fucker ever. Do the world a favor and put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

  • Lookin like a FOOL with his pants on da ground hahahaha

  • haha whats his pants doin so low!!

  • Fuckin LMAO i love this vid

  • I do notice that the Dude didn't even flinch a little bit. I mean, if someone grabs your package the way that Cop did, wouldn't you be a LITTLE uncomfortable. i'm just sayin.

  • if u make any sudden movements while they're searching u, u might get killed.

  • ok, if you have your dick above your belt you have something wrong with you and belong in jail

  • @YouHaveMetYourMaker

    lmao so true, how is the cop supposed to know its there

  • @YouHaveMetYourMaker cant you tell that he is a gangster... they wear there trousers low

  • @YouHaveMetYourMaker Not at all, in fact if you pop a woody randomly in an awkward situation I've found it's incredibly useful to pitch it up with your belt until you go limp. Perhaps he was making use of this technique? We shall never know.

  • The cop is not gay, or at least not gay and into black men, or he would not have to ask what it was he was grabbing.

  • Afterwards he looks so violated.

  • hahaaahaa his cock shouldnt be above his freaking belt

  • whats this right here????...hahahaha..

  • the health inspector... ;D

  • lol that's seriously messed up

  • lol everyones saying the cops gay, but who the hell wears their trousers down so lo !? Its not surprising he accidently fondled teh guy. He should have put a belt on an the cop should have been a bit less friendly...

  • yes what a great idea tell the guy how to dress in case the police want to grab your crotch I think I will start dressing how the police want too

  • this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen haha

  • they cant be in the hood because the nigga is clean but he dont curse about being fucked with. but on the other hand he could be a trapstar and is just happy he is clean for a change, either way white people take this as a lesson. this will never happen toyou. dont be to happy to be white, your woman love us.

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  • The guy can't do shitall..what if he switches? He'll get tasered! If he just remains calm, he's gay according to some of you? I know which route I'd go --- calm and then suit for harassment!

  • looks like a beginning of a gay porn

  • hahahahahaha soooo true.

  • @robdue A hot fucking gay porn at that.

  • @robdue how do you know what the beggining of a gay porn looks like!?

  • dam dude

  • thats one gay cop

  • Jerk me off, copper! I need to bust a nut, see?

  • Maybe is his penis was in his pants instead of inside his shirt there wouldn't be a problem...

  • I think he enjoyed it

  • that is kinda hot!

  • happens to me al the time

  • that cop knew EXACTLY what he was grabbing.

  • hahaha. dumb cop

  • It's cold outside. -snickers-

  • You probably beat off watching this! You love big black dongs. Don't you?

  • cracker

  • your mad ur not the one feelin up the guy huh racist faggot

  • I bet you created this account away from your main account specifically to be racist and avoid getting flamed and found out on your main.

    Pussy...

  • i bet u that guy had a raging boner after that....

  • I hear ya boy

  • the "oh!" @ 0:28 just makes it better

  • Thaaaat's your penis, alright...

    lmao best ever!

  • lmfao

  • that your penis allright...Lmao

  • they both say shit thats sooooooooooooooofuckkin funny

  • for some reason i get dizzy when i see this video..probably only because this guy is getting straight out molested and shitlol by a white cop..'what this right here' he did feel him up prettygood though:)lol

  • I dont think he was sorry for that at all...

  • he didnt seem to mind at all!!!!!!

  • HOT, I dont blame him. Lol. :-P

  • its kinda funny that their both not in a bad mood or anything, even in the predicament their in. and i think the guy enjoyed it.

  • They both get a boner on that.

  • maybe if the dumba** wore his pants above his junk that wouldn't happen

  • I have been saying this for MONTHS.

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  • awkward!

  • that cop was so non-chalant about the nut grapping lolz.

  • some pig did that shit to me today

    i said what the fux youur problem?

  • if you're going to arrest me you can at least give me a little squeeze