Cineworld Policy Trailer (Circa 2003)

[ImTheDVDMan1]

this is an awesome policy trailer. loved it lol i wonder if the Rollercoaster ident is anywhere

[yrti0121]

i wish my uniform was like that

[TheTeamMental]

THANX SO MUCH!!!!!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE 4 THIS!!!!! BRINGS BACK MEMORIES!!!!

[StorsJoshTaylor]

Zoom into boobs!!!!... I mean... popcorn

[BratzVideo1201]

@StorsJoshTaylor lol! XD

[jamez123123]

They're idiots to have made a 'censored' version - Firstly, the stars just don't make sense at the end If you never saw the GOOD version.... and it's not exactly 'bad' what happens, nothing anyone would be offended by, it's just funny... some of the 'U' films had more violence in than heads being knocked together... who ever decided to change it, was an idiot.

[Owen4004]

i remember this i was 5 then

[kaiyan246]

some reason this has got to be the best cineworld policy ad ive ever seen too bad i dont live in london near wood green (i live in bristol)

[pixarsuperfan10]

if you have all these rules, i will stick to vue

[Ackworth97]

She was just so excited to meet Angelina Jolie at 0:48

[MegaJacob97]

does anyone know where i can find the uncensord version of this policy

[RkivUnderground]

The stiffness of the CGI characters are going to give me nightmares.

[ChekhovsGun]

Breaking the cinema rules? Spanking time!

[coloboii]

and this is the reason i went to cineworld. i dont care what you guys think

[TheUsaboy654]

women sald "holy crap lady gaga" other woman sald 'o.0" go to 0:48

[nooster1980]

omg i cant believe this is on here lol me and my mate's son used to piss ourselves laughing at 0:48 lol

[OwnagedProduction]

im trying to find the old, "Turn your phone off", its the 1 that was proper 3d, it was tho it flew past you, anybody no of it?

[BratzVideo1201]

i miss this on my holidays to london

my dad's english and his sister worked at cineworld for 5 years

in bexleyheath but now she's retired

[Kinkoyaburi]

Haha Yahtzee wrote a rant about this ad 7 years ago, so I searched it here.

[Catee62]

hahaha i remember this xD she used to scare me when you first saw her and she wipes her forehead O_o

[Loosecrewproductions]

It's the edited version. I remember when it actually showed the girl banging that couple's heads together. This and the coke advert "How's grandma?" Classic

[XxangeltobiXx]

i used to be scared of this XD

[boyercam]

THE SIMS!

[GriffinPilgrim]

Man, I wish we could do stuff like that to annoying customers! And I wish the girls on staff dressed like that...

[007megamike]

Anyone remember the previous intro where you went on a 3D rollercoaster ride down a film reel? Used to be shown between the late 90's and early noughties. I prefered that one! Also I miss the "Dont blow the film" ad's (the one where the phone is a bomb and the guy at the end screams NOOOO!) shown to remind users to turn off their mobiles.

[will320]

was that supposed to be lara croft?

[MRMgossip]

i think so

[mikeyboy771]

That carlton star shaped branding rod used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid. about 15 years ago now... It was just because it was SO LOUD!

[kh9234]

@mikeyboy771 LOL i was about to post the same thing it use to really scare me.

[TheUnseenMovieLover]

@mikeyboy771 Same here, mikeyboy. The sound was part of what scared me; the other part was that there was a big, metal star coming at you! Now, though, I would love to see that star again! It's just so nostalgiac. It made the experience of going to the cinema seem so much more epic. Nowadays, it's treated way too casually; going to the cinema should be an event, but it doesn't feel like one anymore. I miss the good old days.

[RediffusionMusic]

@TheUnseenMovieLover Cineworld one? or the Carlton Screen Advertising one?

[TheUnseenMovieLover]

@RediffusionMusic The Carlton Screen Advertising one ;-) It used to scare me as a kid, but I still loved it :-)

[RediffusionMusic]

@TheUnseenMovieLover And didn't Cineworld realise this CGI character wasn't wearing a bra?

[LittlePotOfGold]

@mikeyboy771 Exactly the same for me. Infact I used to cover my ears and even cried once :S

[lianac]

@mikeyboy771 I LIKE it LOUD! :D ^_^ Can't beat those old snipes. :)

[juzz1994]

they should've kept this policy thing, it's better than the new one...although i do like the new one =]

this advert: live on forever ♥

[enigma413]

Very unique. I don't think anyone would put this in a US theater.

[greyhoundgill]

lol if she's that fussy about the cinema then why does she blow up the screen at 0:21?

[highschoomusicalfan]

at 1:14 the one who opens the door for her he goes ooo looking at her bum, surely they cant show that at the policy trailer lol

[fuckingghostbusters]

I think that'd still pass at U so yep, it's a cheeky little policy trailer, which someone would upload the original though.

[halochrisf]

the reason why there not showing this anymore is because, lots of pearents were complaining that it scared there kids

[judgefungus]

WTF i love that bit! What kid nowadays, that has stuff like GTA and Saw would be scared of a huge burning Star brander coming towards them!

[CULAVE]

There are few things more anoying than selfish idiots talking in the cinema.

[av8james]

I love it when she kicks the phone out the womans hand, this trairler was well better than the new one. XD

[jungleman75]

lol at the random lara croft-like character that is assaulting everyone in the cinema! hehe

[os99]

How does she keep a figure like that when she has a coke, popcorn and a hod dog, presumably for herself!

[agfagaevart]

She has bulimia...

[os99]

fair enough

[socarulz]

I work at cineworld lol, but im not a cgi character.

[trailersic]

are you sure? CGI has gotten very realistic now.

[socarulz]

im 90% certain, everything looks real down there anyway....

[UnseenAGT]

I still think alot of even the newest CGI stuff looks like it was made from clay

[electrogeek77]

@trailersic CGI characters are like robots - if they deny it, they most likely are one.

[BoyInAWorldOfHisOwn]

Hey trailersic is there anywhere i can download this?

[TheTeamMental]

@BoyInAWorldOfHisOwn use a website called keepvid.

[robbierandom]

Loool i remember this,,

In the uncencored version when she smacked those peoples heads together was funny,,

[HPALIHP]

I can't believe she broke that woman's phone....It wasn't hers to break....LOL when she gets checked out by the guy opening the door for her!! I remember laughing every time I saw this at cineworld...Oh and no one ever takes you to the seat with a torch light what lies!!

[os99]

She was probably talking to her dying husband!

[Ackworth97]

well the new one ain't as good

[jacob97]

will someone please upload the first one of this

[JohnFotios]

haha quality, i remember this well. How long has it been since this was changed to the new intro? i cant believe people complained about this intro being offensive!

[leeevansfanatic]

yh if anyone has got the uncensored version

[capo335]

The one b4 was better you see her knock the talking peoples heads together on the old onhe lol.

[princessmarisa]

lol I remember this!

[Splatzone]

Jeez did they play this when people came into the cinema? Doesn't make them look like a very nice business.

[sictv13]

I don't have it, I somehow got this ones when I worked there I don't remember why.

[leeevansfanatic]

PLZ

[leeevansfanatic]

upload the new one