You Are NOT The Father

[bumblebee123410]

someone needs to put Guiles theme on this vid to make it have more sense

[EasyWhenYourEvil]

5000%

[95Homemade]

why do i mostly see black people in this show?

[soldierboy81]

15 people might be the father

[srzman1]

she knew he wasn't the father you see it on her face

[EgliLika314]

no wonder he gets hoes haha look at him dance

[ifunanya24]

Bunch of illiterates! Uneducated moo moos

[MAUEN88]

*keyboard cat playing in background*

[Neeamuthkhan]

She should have said she was over 9,000% sure

[tbreez712]

Happy MLK day!

[321ian]

why are black people such good dancers hahaha jk

[cktwaekz5]

Lmfaooooo

Bad ass moves xD

[sonasonja]

LMAO :'DD

[MLGBrownCat]

Apparently she is 5000% percent sure.

[sagal54]

hahahahahhaahha that's my boy right there

yhhhh baby shes such a sket

[casperizda1]

Follow me @casperizda1



[Littlelambism]

The bitch get CAUGHT!!! SHAME!!!

[CadeMcArtor10]

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. That guy's life began that day for sure. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER are the 5 greatest word in the English language. Well those and, I ALREADY HAD THE ABORTION. Yea, I said it.

[mormonjoe]

@CadeMcArtor10 You forgot "Blow it on my face".

[CadeMcArtor10]

@mormonjoe Good point.

[drofiend]

They should put the I like the waayyy you move song over this, Kanye west?? perhaps no idea lulz

[TheMusiCYin]

15 Dad's

[poohbear031]

5000% Sure She Got

Like

[rambolean]

and people get mad at me when I say women are sluts

[rashad2193]

13 people who are the father disliked this video

[SES4L]

Now about we just stop sleeping with so many people that we lose track of the actual father? Idk, maybe get married first could help?

[shae97babii]

Dude Got Happy Lmao

[Energizerbunny213]

This is hilarious with the music.lol

[ViToRllMuZiK]

Dub Step Style xD

[skinnyblackmeni]

13 people wounded up being fathers lol

[ShaggyTheClown17]

@skinnyblackmeni nah nah dude, 13 women who lost the chance to fraud child support money from a guy who isn't even the dad watched this.

[adore2k9]

andrew for president hahahaha

[HuntingHuntHunter]

so it looks like 13 people are the father

[lydiagreenchocolate]

Its men like these who are big fat JERKS! its them who have made the planet what it is today!

[DeathdealerCLNASK]

@lydiagreenchocolate man your just pissed because he didnt want to take responsibility for someone else's kid, he's got the right to be happy and relieved after some stupid bitch who couldnt keep her legs crossed pulls that kinda bullshit, it's women like that make the planet the way it it today!

[therookieomega]

@lydiagreenchocolate your forgetting that there are two parts of the equation when it comes to situations like this, its all the mans fault right? what about the women who said yes that night and left her legs wide open, its women like that who love the whole victim mentality thing so they can have some form of money coming there way.

[viletree]

@therookieomega Especially if they're black.

[mizqt05]

Twelve fathers?

[Belwaer]

Fact:

This could neither walk nor speak prior to this moment

[XLSaga]

my future touchdown dance

[aminfrared]

lol

[desfrosch]

the vid is a copy ^^ dumbass

[Mimmosson]

@IllyrianAlbanianBCAD Outkast - I like the way you move

[myusername94]

The thing about this show is either way father or not it just proves how slutty the girl is if you gotta go on a show to find out if someone's the father.. If only you were fucking one man at a time then you wouldn't have this problem would ya?

[SammEater]

@myusername94

Exactly what I though, this would be easy if she wasn't a girl who goes with lots of guys. :P

[hellocoolkidd]

BRING OUT DA FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON

[shemecool]

i showed him how to dance like that

[Firefox7777777]

this guy got me excited ! before i know it, i was dancing with em :s !

[Elimbi1]

ahahahahhahahaha

[Jonnybooster]

I just noticed every video has a 90% chance of being a black man.

[Onrusttand]

Must be great not to be a father

[Vergadoce]

@SAM871wkh Uh, I think that's The View

[The12GAme]

5 words every black man wants to hear

[mrseximix]

lolz lmao! she knew he wuznt! & i so wish dey played diz song on da real show!

[ThaCerealKilla]

@SAM871wkh right after "ya"....... asshole

[ThaCerealKilla]

@SAM871wkh u just mad cause u da father

[Mitsukini321]

well it's good that he's not the father because he's a total dipshit....but damn he can dance :D

[EazZzzyST]

Jhheeezzzz everyman knows they'd get down if they gt good news like that

[TheLocalNut]

ive watched this everyday for a week.

[synnr666]

Mah boi, that was some mighty fine dancing.

[defto18andover]

He can't be the father.

All dads are shit dancers, you know that.

[mz1278]

LOL It seems like when the female is over 100% sure it always end up of them not being the father

[iAmRiceKid]

what's the name of this song?

[BigboyHollywood]

@iAmRiceKid The way you move by Outkast

[lpaillet]

are there any white ppl on this show?

[Yuilen]

I bet the guy met that girl in a club.

[joeydagunner15]

Look at the way she smiles when they announce it. She KNOWS he isn't the father. Sneaky bitch

[Vergadoce]

@joeydagunner15 Trick bitch

[ARC1313]

@joeydagunner15 sneaky bitch is right that why the black RACE will always be under bondage. they lie cheat steal and bring false statement against their own. They are in a prison system of America and don't even know it Black women are evil and crel and thoughtless APE BITCHES

[TheHurricane12]

@ARC1313 -Hold up there now not ALL of us African Americans are like that

[ARC1313]

@TheHurricane12 mmmmm ok yeah right ... let me think on that ..................... BULLSHIT THE GREATEST poison to a Black Man is a contentious angry Black Woman that sows Discord LOL they still Bitches

[TheHurricane12]

@ARC1313 Agreed behind every suffering black man is an angry and spiteful black woman......or cops lol

[ARC1313]

@TheHurricane12 Much truth to your statement my brother, amen my brothera amen

[mrbignerd]

@ARC1313: I don't know about "ape bitches" but I will admit this. Black women tend to be the most stubborn, hard headed women I know. I used to work at a call center and they ALWAYS thought they were right, even when there was information to the contrary staring at them right in their face (as in their bill.)

The only customers worse then black women were snobby white college boys who thought themselves above paying their phone bill. Urgh.

[brandon698]

@joeydagunner15 I think she's like SHIT. Or maybe your right. But I think your more right.

[aneal138]

@joeydagunner15 You're a tard, it's because everytime Maury has EVER said "you are the father".. he always says "You ARE the father". He gave no emphasis on "Are" therefore at that split second she knew what was gonna come next: "not". Why men like you continue to think you're king, and look like a retard, i'll never figure out. thank god I have someone worth my time.

[jooelpe]

@joeydagunner15 Or maybe this is fake.

[sheridanj13]

If only these people understood the concept of percentages...

[mrcaopi]

@sheridanj13 lol that's too much to ask

[PikoMcLovin]

i will dance this dance at my wedding

[iceman12316]

LOOOOOOOOL

[xXx00SLATERBOY00xXx]

ANDREW turn on the M J

[CanderousXOrdo]

I can't help but feel happy for the guy.

[hetfield2x4]

sweet ass dance

[the1wolf1killer]

don fransisco estará igual?

[ruuuubi]

even the camera guy at 0:13 is laughing :P

[jendeh1000]

This clip never gets old

[XxEmiilxX]

name of da song plz? xD

[EpicDude22]

@XxEmiilxX Outkast- I like the way you move :)

[XxEmiilxX]

@EpicDude22 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU : D

[nandotime3000]

He was busting a move...

[MrSplitLickety]

The mothers are always mad....

Probably because they can't live off the child support.

[lockdownrocks]

5000% huh?

[sexybrown4]

xD

[thefuzzk]

What's the name of the Outkast song?

[Bigdickman65]

ahahahaahhahah

[MrVariated]

The music makes it perfect.

[ZzTobyZ]

nO WONDER she wanted him to be the father, look at those moves!!!!!!!!!!

[mightyjoe911]

Dance of a free man..

[Bonethugz4lyfe]

Too much win.

[SirWimpie]

I wish I could dance like that :(

[RetroGirl1974]

Bloody hate the dances they do - they look so ridiculous!

[Cristian182005]

Silly nigger!

[pimpgreen8989]

@Cristian182005 Your dead mother fucked a silly nigger last week, before she died.

[Cristian182005]

@pimpgreen8989 And then you woke up and realised it was all a dream, eh nigger? Go fuck your "Homeboys" and smoke some weed, because that's all you can do.

Also, I think I found a site of you blowing your dad: k-k-k.com

[pimpgreen8989]

@Cristian182005 I love smoking weed bitch, so what, you white muthafuckers snort and smoke everything under the sun, by the way your now dead daddy got raped by a pack of niggas while in prison. may god rest his soul LOL...

[Cristian182005]

@pimpgreen8989 Eh, it took you 2 fucking days to reply? THAT?! I thought you were quite a challenge, lol

And btw, you're ugly as shit, I'm guessing you are a virgin so you insult people over the internet to cool down? That's sad

[pimpgreen8989]

@Cristian182005 A VIRGIN!!!, I fucked more of your slutty whitle slut girls then you do, and I'm black,

btw, I'm glad you think I'm ugly, and least I know now that your faggot white ass won't be begging to suck my big black dick, like most of you pencil dick while boys wanna do.

[Cristian182005]

@pimpgreen8989 lol, stfu and rob a bank or something, that's what you niggers are good at

I can tell from your face and the way you talk that you didn't fuck anybody but your mom!

[pimpgreen8989]

@Cristian182005 LoL, your a fucking romanian gipsy, you poor broke bastard, your woman are over here in my country selling there stinking pussy holes and begging for money holding their bastard babies, we spit on you people, even white people in my county hate your people,

you just a bunch of beggers and pick pockets, LOL, a fucking romanian cunt got a nerve to talk about black people, you wish you were black living in our rich country LOL..

[Cristian182005]

@pimpgreen8989 In bronx? LOL, fucking retarded american, you can barely read let alone get a job, you aren't rich, and there's a difference between gypsies and romanians.

It's like me saying jews are the same as niggers. Jews are the only thing worse than niggers, lol, but I think you are both a jew AND a nigger, cuz you are cheap AND poor.

Btw, learn to spell. The plural for "woman" is "women" LOL

[pimpgreen8989]

@Cristian182005 Just so your aware and if you wanna come funeral, there going to bury your mother tomorrow in a cardboard box, because you poor gipsy scum are to poor to afford a casket, your mother was a good bitch thou, love to suck black dick, but died trying to swallow to much cum at one time.

[Cristian182005]

@pimpgreen8989 oh crap wait, you're from the UK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

You're a typical african slave refugee, you know that, right? All the blacks in the UK are LOL!

[pimpgreen8989]

@Cristian182005 your now dead and rotten mother loves to suck african dick, said she was tired of you pencil dick gipsy, that never take a bath.

[Cristian182005]

@pimpgreen8989 are you retarded? why do you insist on the fact that my mother is dead, and with that horrible grammar! LOL, you must be inbred, I feel sorry for you

Not only is your family composed of a bunch of farmers and peasants, but you have overdone and passed the limits of homosexuality lol

[pimpgreen8989]

@Cristian182005 I just found out your father died, boy it's a sad day for you Cristian, it appears that after getting raped by a pack of niggas in prison, his asshole got infected and he past away yesterday.

I'll let you know the funeral date shortly, so sad. :(

[Cristian182005]

@pimpgreen8989 Uhh, okay... you have some sick dreams, dude xD

I feel sorry for you, lmao, wait, I will try to do copy you:

I found out that your mom sucked my dick while I was sleeping and I came in her mouth and then she started choking on it, and I told her to breath but she didn't listen and kept on sucking my cock til she died, and now she's on my dick and I can't get her off. Want my address to get her off? hahaha

[RdSoxFan618]

Maury Povich - Child-Support-B-Gon!

[Squall178]

im feelin ya bro

[SiouxBwoi]

LMFAO!!! The Outkast song at the end made it so much more epic.

[blsnplz]

why always that KFC-crap?! just come 2 me...i'll show ya'll some deep italian-kitchen-skillz :>

[cbaby34]

lol, That's his end zone dance, LOL

[last1000]

A victory dance master!

[jendeh1000]

Only a freeman can dance like that.



[FJ67CIWA]

@jendeh1000 LMFAO

[CKMLMA8]

@jendeh1000 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ukstevey]

5000% aint what it used to be.

[Lorsay]

I bet he went to KFC to celebrate LOL

[FrigidWhisper]

@Lorsay Why would you say that? Black people don't eat at KFC. We like Popeyes!!

[paperorpipe]

@Lorsay As a black person the PC thing is to be offended but f**k it. If I was him I wouldn't mind some KFC to celebrate.

[Papsmeas]

he should go on "America can dance"

[slobonmyknob31]

its kind of bizarre that the crowd is dancing with the guy while the girl is crying

[afromasterchief]

LOL LOOK AT THE CAMERA GUY AT 0:13 HES LOLLING

[DTY16]

lol a freed slave

[KrunkFaJesus]

actin like he hit da lotto

[21sttnmemphis]

Finally saw the Maury clip. I heard it on the Jim Rome show a lot HAHAHA. Hammer, Hammer ,Can't Touch This Money Bitch

[sidhu15]

LOL im 5000% sure this is the FUNNIEST maury clip !!!

[randitaylor11]

2 2 funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i knw im 5000% sure

[RetroGirl1974]

YAY, I shagged a girl and can just piss off and leave her with the kid coz I've got no responsibility towards it!!! Now I'll do a stupid dance and look completely ridiculous on INTERNATIONAL TV, and then I'll go out and shag another girl... Great!!??

[TJStarzz09]

@RetroGirl1974 That's the point of the show...To prove if he did or didn't. In this case, he didn't. Nice try though...

And *ahem*, I'm not 100, not 200, but 5,000% SURE that that bitch fucked up.

[FaustSketcher]

@RetroGirl1974 if you get laid with a girl once and later on she gets pregnant from someone else, how is it your responsability? lol

Just tell the girl to keep the legs closed and/or use condoms

[craziiima]

LMAOOO

[Foamy126]

LMAO

[jamahm12345678910]

wats the name of the song

[PandemicRevelutions]

@jamahm12345678910 Outkast - The way you move

[lillybreexzy4]

@jamahm12345678910 The way you move by Andre 300 iThink ?

[dumaramutsi]

we need to see a full version...i really want to know how to dance the last move! LMAO

[cKooLaiD311]

LMFAO...the damn music...what they really played music after maury say if he is or isnt the father

[briansle]

If they actually played this song at that moment during the show, THen it would be awesome! The whole audience would be dancing.

[YungxPrince1]

dis nigga look like he auditionin' fa one of omarion's dancers. . .lmao.XD

[dillon3194]

this deserves a remix

[kgpointguard22]

LMAO nigga look like he just lost his virginity

[UN360CLAN]

Lol :15 Huuwahhh Huuuwah

[Georgenmi]

he didnt find the cure for cancer but 4 aids hahaha iiSeXiiBiiSh

[rejectedbythedevil14]

dat is one hella happy mofucker!

[banyoass]

Cats r happy cause they know that having a baby with these chicks is a real death sentence for 18, good loooong yeaaaaaars!!!

[NarfLarf]

She was 5000% sure, but he was OVER 9000% sure!!!

[RapidSpark]

@NarfLarf For real! Definitely prepared for "So do you think you can dance."

[MeesterMorisho2]

@NarfLarf

power level over 9000!! lol thumbs HIM up if you understood the DBZ connotation.

[wisewarrior7]

@NarfLarf WIN

[Phili721]

@NarfLarf is this a dbz reference? lol if u dont know what that is nvm

[bigbird1170]

Dudes been practicin'

[hendrixgroupie23]

hahaha! niqqa can dance! :D ah oh how my mexican people love blacks xD

[Cyanidezero]

9000% SURE LOL WHAT A DUMB LADY!

[Lazzlo304]

Oh how i love black people

[llllJakubllll]

I'm 5000% sure this is the best reaction to not being the father.

[niiardey]

Is there tutorial for that awsome dance??

[iuly47]

@niiardey yes...gang bang, more people => better...after that tv show, find out that you are NOT the father...and after that you will know the dance

[voltrumiks]

@niiardey it something like popping lol

[iseaall1205]

@niiardey you'll know how to get down when you know "your not the father"

[Biggie194]

ROFL!! Nuggah be trippin like he won millions on The Lottery ! hahaha wey 2 go Andrew! XD

[CRCR7]

i'm 5000% that this is an EPIC WIN

[SmackdownVsRawcmpunk]

the crowd was cheering for him i wanna do that dance everytime im right about sometin

[freecp9]

lol........ yea boi! Dance your ass off!

[TheZarolis]

the happiest moment in a mans life



[jendeh1000]

@TheZarolis better said one of the happiest moments in a man's life.

[th3sp0rk]

That bitch got pwned XD

[jendeh1000]

i DONT BELIEVE THERE WERE 7 PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LIKE THIS VIDEO.

This is how I