The Half Bear

[lavamatstudios]

This is lie a rubberfruit video, but irl.

[HeadshotJoe17]

Derp

[shutupsilentjim]

One-half was bear. The other half was pedo.

Nice shot, Neil.

[CatPoopSoda]

Neil reminds me of the 11th Doctor, Matt Smith. Just me?

[Wolfgang01011]

Do you need a hunting lisence for Half Bears?

[TheRealBlueChipmunk]

I like how, at the end, Ben has a glass of milk in his hand.

[redjacketguy2011]

When is "pig day"

[sandvikboy94]

@redjacketguy2011 This video contains all the needed information about Pig Day, including the date(March 1st) /watch?v=AIq24GXJuhQ

[Wolfgang01011]

I wish it were Pig Day so I could make a Soulth Park refrence. :(

[ThisIsMissLys]

praise pig day

[oly355]

I love their movements haha.

[yopend]

Wait... What just happened?

[Tarkess]

That wasn't fair. He ruined an otherwise perfectly good half bear.

I rhymed.

[chucklesx123]

I like the part where he said Half-Bear

[internetfanboy69]

god I hate the sane

[cthulhuforpres117]

@internetfanboy69 I love you :)

[internetfanboy69]

@cthulhuforpres117 LOVE MEAN KILL I KILL YOU FIRST.

[Whatthebleepitybleep]

look like him, I mean.

[Whatthebleepitybleep]

@NeoGeoOneTwoThree No, he doesn't. not one bit. Although... Matt Smith does look a lot like Neil.

[snowcloud8]

neil? ryan? is that u?

[ToxBoxProductions]

Half-Bear, that's all I ever heard.

[Cauldren]

Neil actually was creepy in this...I feel sorry for Half-Bear.

[HarvestMoon929]

This is perhaps the greatest video I have seen in quite some time. Neil's greatest role.

[attentiongrab]

That... was... the greatest... video... EVER!

[sgtpoodlepants]

@NeoGeoOneTwoThree Why would folks get mad?

[SkullyHippie]

That was... disappointing.

[potterbender]

THIS IS WORTH MORE THAN 6142 VIEWS. WAAAAAY MORE!!!!!

[metacrisis47]

This is neither funny nor entertaining... In the words of my "ediot" generation, fail.

[eniddavy]

Not gonna lie. Neil's face at 1:05 makes me shudder every time. Good job.

[RoflManJar]

the fuck?!

[punkinandbatso]

Is this referring to children while they're growing up killing parts of their inner personality? Such as growing out of habits, etc? (Hence, HALF bear)

[attentiongrab]

@inquiringalien No, JUST half bear. Did you not get the clear moral of the story ( besides the lesson about safe sex and proper rabbit-keeping)?

[cyclos12]

Neil is quite hansome in this one!

[OliviaGoth]

I love the lighting in this video, your video camera works well with picking up the clear picture.

[rockinsquirrel111]

Half bear.

[foliefly]

I assume the bear half is grizzly, as black and brown bears don't roar so magnificently.

[erinmay94]

Neil always looks like he belongs in a black and white movie.

[orangeisevil]

I bet the music was done by Neil. It's so Neily.

[cthulhuforpres117]

@orangeisevil Music "Monster Promenade" written and performed by Kevin MacLeod

[TheVTank99]

thats it, Im subscribing

[Xesh]

the effects of a slow motion budget cut

[knivesy]

IS THAT A TINY SPENCER?!?!

[potterbender]

if neil could be seen on tv ( u no, after the ppp FOX thing) he would b FAMOUS

[xanthochordal]

This is the best video on Youtube.

[rockinsquirrel111]

Ahhhahahaa love it.

[rowsdower50]

Man, I hit a half-bear with my car the other day. Meat is GAMEY.

[bcourter82]

Even more cracked-out than usual. Lay off the heroin Neil. 

[amara2021]

:D Uh....I don't even....

[LikaLaruku]

Anyone think the new Dr. Who looks like an older version of Neil?

[NeilCicierega]

@kevin63503 I'm John McCartney, Ryan is Paul Lennon

[ChokingHazard12]

Niel reminds me of a Younger more Sadistic Elmer Fudd.

[IchLiebeDichSwei]

For some reason, this reminds me of Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers.

[Veelasiren]

I'm getting a distinct loony toons vibes from this vid, and I like it! I bet this is so natural to all your old neighbors, I can't help but laugh at the thought of new neighbors looking out their windows at you guys running around a yard in the middle of the night with flashlights, a gun, and a guy wearing a bear suit without the head.

[regnartsu]

nice lighting

[kindra7707]

nuu! why?! D°:

[Rojhelio]

Ryan, congradulations!

This is OFFICIALLY the 199th most viewed Pets and Animals video in the Netherlands for today!

[lynne4t]

Just Like John and Paul..but in making Movies!!

[Zaidon7]

How many shots can you fire from that single-shot gun before you have to cock it again?

[chelseamuse72]

Is Half Bear wearing Nikes?

[qwertydeluxe]

Poor Ben. Excellent.

[potterbender]

Wow neil, one day came and went and you have 67 comments already. COOOL!!!!

[pestr999]

YOu know, if something happened to Matt Smith on Dr Who , you could easily take his place. :)

[Vergast]

ah teh death of innocence...

[Banarbra]

I love the music! incompetech is the best for weird music. Incompetech + Ryan Murphy = GENIUS.

[hywel450]

you killed half bear!

[Ataume]

I LOVE the smile at 1:05!

[Ononemuss]

I... I... I... I'm a new person. This has to be one of the greatest works of art put on the Internet. My proverbial hat is off to you,  Mr. Murphy, Ms. Cicierega, Ms. Doyle, Mr. Cicierega, and Mr. Cicierega. Your videos never cease to entertain.

[zino1500]

0_0

[giancarloparimango69]

please subscribe to me

[PanndaKat]

Lololo what the fuck.

[SodapopSays]

awh. i love neil.

and of course you, ryan...

[BaronVonMeggles]

Golly, you're dashingly handsome, Mr. Murphy. Even as a dying half-bear. Dig the new haircut. And Neil's quite charming-looking for a psychopathic hunter. This reminds me of that "Rabbit Season" short film you made a while back. "Charles" got his comeuppance...

[ThisIsMissLys]

deeelicious

[IThinkIMightBeRobert]

At this time of writing, there are 69 likes.

[AnniT116]

I enjoyed the roaring.

[CalefacientTwilight]

nice ending, and running. and the music was perfect :) i can't think of any "negative" criticism right now...maybe later :P

[barendbos]

awesome acting Neill

[MissQuattrone]

I hope everyone observes the rare sighting of the mysterious Ben Cicierega. Recently he has been spotted in places such as his sister's live journal and the popular website known as facebook.

[CrispyCC]

@MissQuattrone Ben sightings have been known to increase in frequency this time of year. Must be mating season.

[ThantsProductions]

i love how Neil runs with his gun.

[FrameTheLetter]

Can't mount that half bear. It would just look like a horror film.

[Darkw1nd86]

What is the other half?

[Vicious516]

@Darkw1nd86 Who isn't?

[lonesomeflower]

Poor half bear :(

[lusteraliaszero]

ben has grown alot through the years..

[tardislover12]

I'm digging the music. It really makes this awesome. Along with all of Neil's different ways of shooting a gun and saying "half bear". Also, teddy, polar, and panda bears? haha

[jlcarrozza]

I liked that, the shooting was pretty.

[MetalVirgin]

I question if you know how to use a firearm....or if said firearm is even loaded.

[sydneysstupidshow]

ManBearPig minus Pig.

[Vicious516]

@sydneysstupidshow Fear not, the pigs WILL come.

[xanthochordal]

@Vicious516 And when they do, we shall fight them.

[lizs004]

@Vicious516 In Orwellian fashion?

[MexicanGnomes]

@Vicious516 I'm guessing... Animal farm 2, with pupets, swords, and rainbows? Please say I'm right.

[bigoj3]

@Vicious516 Now THAT is some foreshadowing...

[lizs004]

How nice!

[noorgansjustawesome]

I'm both puzzled and amused...

[Cauldren]

Is this the Creature of Brantrock?

[LordMythMan]

Please tell me you where half-drunk when you made this XD

[smay96]

win.

[einootspork]

........

What

[WeAretheWalrii]

What realistic gun effects!

[Gillypotion]

Half bear?

HALF BEAAR!

[RyleOswald]

I think this was Neil's reaction to the Tickle-Me Elmo video...

[pireninja]

What the hell

[NigerfurGryph]

Ben has the same look as Quentin Tarantino O.o;;

[enterjames]

what

[RageZannDarkfox]

Lol the minds of Ryan and Neil, can never predict what they will come up with next xD

[xanthochordal]

This made me giggle manically the whole way through. When it finished, I sat still for a minute and then cried for no apparent reason.

[SirJablesMijimbi]

Brilliant! I do love some creepy comedy :)

[shrikechan]

It's like a dream someone would have after they've eaten too much cheese before bed. 

[ZombieHenrik]

Isn't that the kind of rifle that has to be loaded between every shot? :D

[LunaVorax]

What ?

[attentiongrab]

@LunaVorax That about somes up the reaction every person gets after watching one of ryans videos.

[JaceyDemy]

Neil makes the perfect psycho, really. (As a character, I mean, a character!)

[EdoSens]

NEIL AND BEN AND RYAN :D I'm so happy now

[Nomeninja2]

half bear? :U and what ever happened to the ben bernanke skit? I miss it so :<

[BaronVonMeggles]

@Nomeninja2 I know, Ben Bernanke was my favorite video on youtube. EVER. I went to show it to a friend who had somehow never seen it, and it was gone. I was so startled, I couldn't talk for like five minutes. There's still the Lemon Demon version, but it's not quite the same. :((

[Nomeninja2]

@BaronVonMeggles ikr :<

[TheKrazy9292]

Ummm, what did I just watch? lol

[Bionic0o0]

Great lighting!

[dannycolt]

Somtimes I wonder if you guys get your wonderful imagination from an over-consumption of hallucinogens, or if it is how you compensate for a complete lack of hallucinogens.

Either way: you rock so goddamn hard.

[EmmaW5]

Oh my god...just when I thought I couldn't love you more...nice cameos too xD

[Zalsia]

I love the way Neil shouts half-bear! It's somehow even more threatening to hear how happy and joyful he is! I was scared that this was gonna be a treeifying creepypasta, but luckily it was a heart-warming tale for all the family! When will silly half-bear learn that the hunter only wants to shoot him?

[SpellCrec]

half bear is no match for gun neil

[JangoHarkness]

i love when you guys make videos together :)

[ihappy1]

Half bear :(

[liquidpromises]

Poor half bear, he just wants to frolic!

[Corey897]

Manbearpig.

[separationofmind]

Is it just me, or does Neil look a bit like Matt Smith?

[DanielBT1989]

Half Bear's got an epic goatee :-)

-DanielBT

[Vicious516]

@DanielBT1989 Thank you

[UnityPhreak]

Hahaha Category "Pets & Animals"!

[Vicious516]

@UnityPhreak I was afraid no one would notice that.