"Scene from an Imaginary Pirate Musical:" another IANTM original!

[Rutle]

Love the title of the song, brilliant lyrics.

[IamNotTheMoon]

@Rutle Spoken like a true pirate!

[Poemsapennyeach]

S'good song...hope your wife likes it...lol...!

[IamNotTheMoon]

@Poemsapennyeach Which one?

[xyzllii]

@IamNotTheMoon Oh stop bragging now...unless you have concealed you are a Mormon...? They of many wives in grey scarves...with faces..

[IamNotTheMoon]

@xyzllii I do prefer that my wives have faces. Oh, by the way, when I say, "my wives," I don't necessarily mean "my OWN..."

[xyzllii]

@IamNotTheMoon Hmph...you and Zsa Zsa when she was asked how many husbands she had had...she declared.. too many to mention...but I married 8...or words to that effect.

[IamNotTheMoon]

@xyzllii Dear Zsa Zsa...she was simply too profound for her own good.

[BigLoveZone]

I think four is a reasonable even number. By the way, do you live in Utah?

always charming songs from you, Mr. S.

my charming pointy digit just popped the LIKE button in the eye!

[IamNotTheMoon]

@BigLoveZone Always pushing my buttons!

[tinySpectacle]

Ha, a very cool song. Funny, men always make me feel older. (notice the importance of comma placement in that line).

[IamNotTheMoon]

@tinySpectacle I suspect that's because you date men in their teens!

[cinderellalifestyle]

looking forward to the pirate musical.....;-) arrrrrrr!!!!!!

[IamNotTheMoon]

@cinderellalifestyle Someone definitely needs to write and perform a YouTube musical. Why not me? Care to audition? How would feel about playing a eye-patch wearing, rapier-wielding buccaneer?

[cinderellalifestyle]

@IamNotTheMoon used ta have that outfit....I think you've hatched a grand idear..Why NOT you??

I must dig out the blades and dust off, sharpen them.....

I say high tide,.....er ah, high time! let me know where be the dotted line, matey!

LOL

[PuppyZwolle]

3 is a crowd but 4 is fun but you are close to 80? That is a flat out Hootenanny! ;^)

Like some smart Alec said: "Why virgins? Get me some girl that knows what she's doing."

[IamNotTheMoon]

@PuppyZwolle Well...I'm probably closer to 80 than you are. And you're a man after my own mind. What idiot wants a virgin? If I wanted to spend the night with some terrified female laying stiff as a board waiting for me to hurry up and finish, I'd sleep with my own wife.

(Uh...just kiddin', honey!)

[PuppyZwolle]

@IamNotTheMoon lol. Yes an actual lol.

[eaglecrowowl]

I can expect the unexpected here and always be pleased.

[IamNotTheMoon]

@eaglecrowowl Caren! You make me feel so young!

[weegingayin]

King David was old and advanced in years; and although they covered him with clothes, he could not get warm. So his servants said to him, "Let a young virgin be sought for my lord the king, and let her wait on the king, and be his attendant; let her lie in your bosom, so that my lord the king may be warm." So they searched for a beautiful girl throughout all the territory of Israel, and found Abishag the Shunammite, and brought her to the king.

[IamNotTheMoon]

@weegingayin And here I would have been satisfied with one of the Pussycat Dolls!