I agree - what's with all the stupid "hoedowns" by the commenters here? It's a totally different story when you have to do it within a few seconds notice on national TV, I'm sure! Somehow, it doesn't have the same effect when you are probably scrambling for 10 minutes and still coming up with shit anyway!
@stevechambers500 - Pffft - My case rests - that was CRAP! A 12 year old McDonald's employee could come up with better rhymes than THIS! I have a sense of humour - problem is, your shit wasn't funny... deal with it!
@stevechambers500 - Now you are making assumptions about what I do and don't like! How the fuck would you know if I hated hoedowns? Why do you think I watch the ones on Whose Line if I don't like them?! Problem is, you think you are smarter than you actually are...
@TheKLABOOM shitty rhyme. not even good grammar. justin bieber haters should just shut up, i know i hate him too. he doesnt belong on every youtube videos comment field
@TysonLa98802 It's not meant to be the Metropolitan Opera, hun. It's an improv game that is supposed to be funny. If you can't appreciate the comedy and you expect to hear Pavarotti-like singing... WHOSE LINE IS NOT FOR YOU!
IMHO the U.S. Version of Whose line is a thousand times funnier. It just has a more fun atmosphere, funnier people, a better audience, and Drew is a much better host than Clive in my opinion.
I think that the us version got less style than the uk, also there is no good that the host is so egoistic that he presents on the show himself without letting the other actors be on it, altough hoedown might not be the best thing they all want.
I love to go skydiving. It's such an awesome fix. I like it even better than when I'm turning tricks. cause when you're sailing in the air it's kind of like a dance...as long as you don't land too rough or you will shit your pants.
man why don't you guys just sing your own hoedowns and post it on youtube instead of spamming the whole comment area (FOR COMMENTS!!!! not show-offy verses).
You'd probably get lots more subscribers if you do a hoedown everyday too.
well maybe some of us cant sing well. and plus its alot easier to mess up on camera. because everyone notices a messup on camera but no one will notice a small mispelling unless theyre trying hard enough. and well that is a good idea but do u go to videos and randomly click the usernames. and theres so many Whose line vids (not saying thats a bad thing) that your hoedown verse might not even be seen.
12 things ur doing: 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what
Wayne talks about scoring by taking his girl parachuting.
Drew talks about kicking his girl off the plane when he's had enough.
Colin and Ryan talk about their parachutes failing.
wow, what a crowd.
WaterbenderKatara22 1 day ago
kick her off the plane hahahaha drew carey can be funny
Angerfist2 5 days ago
My Brother is a daredevil, which is really neat
He held is wedding at 20,000 feet
after the vows, I though that this was cute
the bride's dress doubled as a parachute
Stormcat1 1 month ago
I wanna go skydiving, boy that would be fun.
That's one thing I wanna do before my life is done.
Jumping out of a plane would really be a hoot.
It would be awesome.....and I've lost the ability to rhyme!
stevechambers500 1 month ago
Oh I went skydiving but I didn't have a chute
It wasn't my fault.. she gave me a boot!
I guess this is the end of my life.
I shouldn't have gone with my ex-wife.
lou4brew 1 month ago
I went skydiving with my step brother
There was but on parachute, we couldn't find another
He pushed the pilot of the helicopter. OH MY GOSH!
My brother's name is Drake and my name is Josh!
Pyrofusion15 1 month ago
I want to go skydiving was looking for a chute
i found one on ebay it was really kind of cute
The ad said used once in the rain
Only problem with it was the large red stain
CanadianCid 1 month ago
I agree - what's with all the stupid "hoedowns" by the commenters here? It's a totally different story when you have to do it within a few seconds notice on national TV, I'm sure! Somehow, it doesn't have the same effect when you are probably scrambling for 10 minutes and still coming up with shit anyway!
ZEGO24x 2 months ago
@ZEGO24x:
Showing off sense of humor, what is wrong with that.
I guess it's a sense of humor that you really lack.
It's YOUR problem if you don't think hoedowns are funny.
And that is not your kid inside your girlfriend's tummy.
stevechambers500 1 month ago
@stevechambers500 - Pffft - My case rests - that was CRAP! A 12 year old McDonald's employee could come up with better rhymes than THIS! I have a sense of humour - problem is, your shit wasn't funny... deal with it!
ZEGO24x 1 month ago
@ZEGO24x: apparently you don't becuz you hate hoedowns. and that's your problem.
stevechambers500 1 month ago
@stevechambers500 - Now you are making assumptions about what I do and don't like! How the fuck would you know if I hated hoedowns? Why do you think I watch the ones on Whose Line if I don't like them?! Problem is, you think you are smarter than you actually are...
ZEGO24x 1 month ago
@ZEGO24x: say whatever you want dude..........
stevechambers500 1 month ago
HAHAHA I love how Ryan is always picking on Drew.
madanianddandy 2 months ago in playlist Más vídeos de 12Medbe
Laura Hall has to be a good girl, because if she were to go to hell, she'd have to play that song forever.
oldfart387 3 months ago 4
Drew's verse was just plane mean... haha but it's still funny! :)
WhatAndEver 4 months ago
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Why are people posting their own hoedowns? Leave it to the pros.
NTAH1992 5 months ago
Why are people posting their own hoedowns? Leave it to the pros.
NTAH1992 5 months ago 4
@NTAH1992 because they have good ideas.the people posting comment hoedowns are the next whos line cast!
baddragon360 2 months ago in playlist hoedown
@baddragon360 ....yea. Right.
NTAH1992 2 months ago
Ryan burned Drew yett again...sooner or later he's gunna run out of fire ^^
HaruNeita87 5 months ago
@HaruNeita87 Nah(: Ryan will be never run out of fire, He's too awesome and clever(:
Waddleskaww 4 months ago
ryan looks real sexy when he runs his hand through his hair at the beginning of his verse
freakyandsqueaky 5 months ago
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I'm so ugly, people call fag
I'm always hidden in hair, that's really a bag
Still, for some reason, girls catch my fever
Yes, you guessed it, my name is Justin Bieber
jamison1098 6 months ago
Haha. I love how Drew sucks in and strikes a pose at the end. I
MTeeHammer2 6 months ago
making a hoedown line is easily done when you're behind your computer, Not sure what you guys are trying.
Improv one from the top of your head within 20seconds of knowing the topic.
HugeMojo 7 months ago 2
@HugeMojo
theyre just having fun, dont let it bother ya :)
linkinluvlive 6 months ago
I went skydiving and so did my phone
Until it slipped from my pocket on its very own
It impacted the Earth with tremendous force
But when I found it it still worked, thank the Lord!
Thunderchin 7 months ago
at 1:19 that is why drew isnt married.....
Rndmnz123 7 months ago
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multiairoh1 7 months ago
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Last weekend I took my date skydiving.
It was really fun, until he started crying
I didn't really know that guys could scream so high
maybe next time i'll make sure i'm dating a guy
or
Last weekend I took my date skydiving.
It was really fun, until he started crying
I didn't really know that guys could scream so loud
Oh, hey look honey, there goes a cloud!
I didn't know which ending was better
jewelthebrat 7 months ago
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jewelthebrat 7 months ago
@TheKLABOOM shitty rhyme. not even good grammar. justin bieber haters should just shut up, i know i hate him too. he doesnt belong on every youtube videos comment field
Panachinator 8 months ago 36
@Panachinator Justin beiber is overrated.
Zmaczimum 1 month ago
Im going to do something insane
Im going to jump out of a plane
It was really fun, it really was a hoot
next time I'll jump with a parachute!
bushbasher85 8 months ago 8
haha Ryan Hates hoedowns with a passion, everytime he sings them, his eyes are closed and thinkin hard haha
Lecuser 9 months ago 10
Wow! Ryan was actually ON TOPIC =O
Thanks for uploading all these videos!
captainkmanOFP857 10 months ago 6
goodbye Ant1Live us cruel people will NOT miss you! PEACE!!
cozm085 10 months ago
I'm hopping onto a plane- the first time in my life,
I say goodbye to my two kids and my adoring wife.
What they don't know, they'll soon see, I planned it all along,
I didn't bring a parachute. Goodbye cruel world, so long.
Ant1Live 10 months ago 6
@Ant1Live awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... future reference, children, suicide is not the answer =l
DairyBastardGOW1 10 months ago
@DairyBastardGOW1 It is, however, the punchline!
Ant1Live 10 months ago 2
wayne starts the relationsip off with skydiving, drew ends it...shows how different they are
unworthyofaname 10 months ago 6
5 people forgot their parachute.
ZaneSyris 11 months ago 5
Boy... If that had happened today, Ryan probably wouldn't survive...
srmcd1 11 months ago 10
I went skydiving with my date on a really nice day
Its ok because i had done it before so i lead the way
As i jumped out the plane i thought my date was really cute
OH SHIT...I FORGOT MY PARACHUTE!!
drdudemeister 11 months ago 5
lol @1:42 ryan trying haard to not laugh
jonjoy1999 11 months ago
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I hate sky diving, yea it's true
I did it because of Drew
The plane is high I think I'm scared
So if I fall, people would stare
TrishFan15 1 year ago
Lmao what Ryan said to drew xD
MizuSuzume 1 year ago
I wanna go skydivin, it would be such a thrill.
Although, my screams, they'd be really shrill.
Right near the ground, I would start to sob.
So it's a good thing i can't die, 'cause my name is spongebob!
DairyBastardGOW1 1 year ago 69
@DairyBastardGOW1 How long did it take for you to come up with that one?
8beautifulpunk8 2 months ago
you dont need a parachute to skydive, you just need one to skydive twice
windaddyflex 1 year ago 5
If you look at all of the thumbnails on the side, Drew is in the same position each time! *Nervous, and messing with his hands!
rinaashh 1 year ago 7
@rinaashh ha that's a great spot! :)
Loftusboi 10 months ago
For sale: one parachute
More info: used once, never opened.
Douchkovinator 1 year ago 7
I went skydiving, I thought it would be fun.
I jumped out of the plane, and counted "three two one".
I went to pull the cord, to open up my pack...
I wish I'd been wearing the BLEEP thing on my back!
corjonbett 1 year ago 8
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Kick her off the plane!!!
dingdongditch1000 1 year ago
i went skydiving
my chute it didn't open.
AAHHHHHAHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAHHH*
crappy4478 1 year ago 8
@crappy4478 SPLAT
WhoseLineCrazy 1 year ago
the last time i went skydiving it was really fun
i even brought my girlfriend because she is the one
if i live or die or not i don't really care
cause right now im boning my girlfriend real hard in midair
leeks1408 1 year ago 7
I'm a thrill seeker, and danger is my game.
Nothing ever scares, that's my claim to fame.
I jumped out of a plane with my parachute.
But it didn't work so I *splat noise*
ElfenLied619 1 year ago 3
I KNEW that someone was going to mention landing on Drew. Just KNEW it.
ScalecWolf 1 year ago 3
I chose to go skydiving to prove that I had class,
But all I wound up doing was to just look like an ass
No one ever told me, I never got the proof,
that it doesn't count as skydiving if you jump off your roof.
dknights411 1 year ago 6
all these hoe downs are shit you cant actually sing them have you tried? omfg
TysonLa98802 1 year ago
@TysonLa98802 It's not meant to be the Metropolitan Opera, hun. It's an improv game that is supposed to be funny. If you can't appreciate the comedy and you expect to hear Pavarotti-like singing... WHOSE LINE IS NOT FOR YOU!
ShadowPoet174 1 year ago 3
@TheKLABOOM
Oh I love skydiving, jumping from the sky,
I have a parachute, so I know that I won't die!
I know some people, they get scared and sometimes choke,
One guy that I know-AW DAMN YOU STOLE MY BIEBER JOKE
:D
SwissArmyLight 1 year ago 6
@SwissArmyLight Stole my biiieberrrr jooookkke. :)
thekluvsu 1 year ago
IMHO the U.S. Version of Whose line is a thousand times funnier. It just has a more fun atmosphere, funnier people, a better audience, and Drew is a much better host than Clive in my opinion.
Breakfast221 1 year ago 2
@Breakfast221 +1
neeraj2608 5 months ago
I think that the us version got less style than the uk, also there is no good that the host is so egoistic that he presents on the show himself without letting the other actors be on it, altough hoedown might not be the best thing they all want.
Baurles 1 year ago
I went skydiving, I thought it was fun
I brought some friends, so I wasn't the only one
But I turned out the dumbest of the bunch
Instead of a parachute, I had brought my lunch
dragyduck 1 year ago
oh, i hate skydiving, its so scary
especially when i had to do it with a fat guy named larry
when i jumped out i didnt know what to do
but when i looked down i had made #2
stallonedude40 1 year ago
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wayne sucked
baseballfreak989 1 year ago
"I once did a skydive, it was for charity,
Everyone kept saying that was so nice of me.
But when I was up there, at ten thousand feet,
I lost my nerve because I knew I was dead meat!
MissJanifa 1 year ago
i remember when i jumped out of a plane
i floated down slowly and it started to rain
but if you saw me you know what happens next
i didn't know until i got a strange text
KaxemaruNara 1 year ago
I went skydiving without my parachute
The only thing in there was a pair-o-shoes
When I landed it wasn't a total loss
Cause it turned out I landed on my boss
wasupdog4 1 year ago
Being in the air really aint my scene
If you have vertigo you'll know what i mean
I made a noise which of high pitch
I started in the sky and ended in a ditch... Ended in a diiitttch :D
OtakuXCore 1 year ago
i went skydiving, and my parachute failed,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
crappy4478 1 year ago 3
It was my first time
jumping off a plane
I thought i had lost it
I thought i was insane
And so the plane was crossing
the border of france
But when i looked down
i peed in my pants
bossking69 1 year ago
lol the piano brand is bald win
TheTuner989 1 year ago
@TheTuner989 Is that a pun on bald and win? XD
Stewie4guvna 1 year ago
I went skydiving with my bestfriend, we jump out the plane and made i to the end.
but when we landed on the ground i had to stay calm, because were getting shot at by soldiers of vietnam!
COD4ROX11 1 year ago 4
last weekend i went skydiving with my good friend wayne
i thought that it was fun jumping off the plane
only one of us could go, wayne got thew boot
luckily when my bag opened it said "I.O.U. one chute"
leeks1408 1 year ago 5
I love to go skydiving. It's such an awesome fix. I like it even better than when I'm turning tricks. cause when you're sailing in the air it's kind of like a dance...as long as you don't land too rough or you will shit your pants.
genafita 1 year ago
Drew Carey is awesome.
motorbreath1983 1 year ago 4
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Crimedog3333 2 years ago
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Skydiving is very fun, yes that is no joke,
Only if prior to that you do nott drink a coke,
If you pee in the air, trust me I won't lie,
Aim it at the ground and you'll never ever die.
pcf180 2 years ago
@12MedBe
THESE CLIPS ARE AMAZING!! 5 stars for all of them(:
S2aliceandjasperS2 2 years ago
Today I tried skydiving, I thought it would be great.
I jumped right out of the airplane, I didn't hesitate.
But I nearly pee'd before I landed in this tree.
Now I know that skydiving is not the sport for me.
Crimedog3333 2 years ago 4
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I'm free falling, through the day time sky
Just me with the clouds and some other guy
I think it was brave of me, but im no Norris, Chuck
wait a sec, my chute wont deploy. Oh man, Fuck!
GigaByterSpriter 2 years ago
I took my girlfriend sky diving and boy was it great
She said that she had some much fun on our first date
She said we should do it again boy that would be cute
I said we could if i hadn't forgotten my parachute
rrrsegmentat7 2 years ago 4
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the day i went skydiving it freaked me out
the chute woudnt work so i did shout
it was really scary the oppisate of bliss
luckily i fell in a pool of piss.
wackyryanandfriends 2 years ago
ryan is so cute, drew carey's tummy lol
chloegirl420 2 years ago 5
thats alot of urine 0.o
shmurray19 2 years ago
@jamesspencerjackson im a fan of drew and chip
eulogy311 2 years ago
drew is flexing is belly at the end as a attempt to recover from ryan
jllsexy87 2 years ago 7
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Ryan, Drew, Chip, Wayne, Brad, and Denny are the best at hoedowns
biker9476 2 years ago
i don't care for Denny. the only swapped out people that i like in whose line are Brad, Chip, and Greg (i dont consider Wayne one)
Critic863 2 years ago
what about jeff davis? he's pretty clever.
moonlily1 2 years ago
yeah, i forgot to mention him. Too bad he's rarely on any of the episodes =(
Critic863 2 years ago
"take her 'chute off."
as in her parachute.
bandtimehuh 2 years ago
That woman has played that tuned so many times. She could play it deaf lol
LeeJonB 2 years ago
He peed so much he landed in a pool of his urine.
narutardsunite13 2 years ago
drew's is thebest
sprz3212 2 years ago
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My first time skydiving, but oh I am not scared,
I checked all my equipment, I am well prepared.
Yet I nearly died, my plan was not full-proof.
cuz no one told me not to skydive from my house's roof.
imbiggy 2 years ago
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Wow that sucked
EverythingOrNothing9 2 years ago
sounds better if you remove hous and just say from my roof
iampeglegmoe 2 years ago
lol
gneisenau321 2 years ago
not bad, actually.
houou100 2 years ago
Ryan always has his eyes closed when it's his turn.
XD
I MISS THIS SHOW.
LudoSlave 2 years ago 8
its cuz he tries to get more control of his voice xD
Screamo1818 2 years ago
it still comes on at least once a week
coolkeyblade 2 years ago
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jlcrosgove don't be such a hypocrite
people like that are stupid, just admit it
I'm sorry I'm calling you out, using my own rhyme
cause by being an improv fan, I do it all the time
JRFproductions 2 years ago
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JRFproductions you cant really rhyme,
the way you sing it, it should be a crime,
dont sit here thinking and start a fight,
if your going to do it anyway, at least do it right
:)
UltimateKuber 2 years ago
Ultimate Kuber, You've got a lot of guts
Someone should really, kick you in the nuts
One thing about us, blame it on our woes
We should go get lives and not fight on videos
:]
JRFproductions 2 years ago 14
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please stop posting these terrible fucking rhymes
we've read many of these over a million times
you get all the words stuck right inside my head
don't blame me i'm just repeating what MrEtharian said!
tee hee. that a pwn on both parties.
jlcosgrove2009 2 years ago 15
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Sky diving can be quite fun it can be quite scary,
And unlike Colin it can be mighty hairy,
But here is something that I shall tell you,
I forgot my chute and I made number two.
MugenSniperGeek 2 years ago
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skydiving is so much fun, i do it every year
you need to be brave to do this, but me i have no fear
skydiving can be so fun in more than one way or two
just put your backpack down where your friend kept his parachute
TomandaustinRV 2 years ago
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quit posting these terrible fucking rhymes
MrEtharian 2 years ago
If at first you don't succeed.... Sky Diving is not for you.
Bus7777 2 years ago 105
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i live in Utah, and i love to skydive,
i brought my family and my 30 wives.
my parachute didnt work, it could not be released,
i fell into a cactus garden and now i am swiss chesse
puddlepuck 2 years ago
lol i read the info before i watched the clip and i was like "what the hell"
ImmynimmyX 2 years ago
"i survived cuz i landed on drew carey's tummy."
xxthat0nexx 2 years ago 6
Ryan and Colin are over half the show!
GTRF1V8 2 years ago 91
That's almost TOO true!
They own the show and the audience
TheSirMagus 2 years ago 9
Ryan literally owned the show; he was an executive producer.
dstebbin 2 years ago 5
they are the show!!!!
hellhawk619 2 years ago
@GTRF1V8 since half of four is two, you are correct sir.
HighWarlordJC 1 year ago 2
@GTRF1V8 THE WHOLE SHOW
Brandon9799 1 year ago
@Brandon9799 hey greg makes up part of them !
Cloloc 1 year ago
@Cloloc haha i know. They are all great , but Ryan and Colin I think are in the majority of my favorite parts
Brandon9799 1 year ago
man why don't you guys just sing your own hoedowns and post it on youtube instead of spamming the whole comment area (FOR COMMENTS!!!! not show-offy verses).
You'd probably get lots more subscribers if you do a hoedown everyday too.
PhangirlMusician 2 years ago 9
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It's not hurting anybody!
totalballetnerd 2 years ago
amen!
CorrectTV 2 years ago 3
you have a point there. I can make it my newest hobby. Thanks for the rad idea.
fremont1996 2 years ago 4
well maybe some of us cant sing well. and plus its alot easier to mess up on camera. because everyone notices a messup on camera but no one will notice a small mispelling unless theyre trying hard enough. and well that is a good idea but do u go to videos and randomly click the usernames. and theres so many Whose line vids (not saying thats a bad thing) that your hoedown verse might not even be seen.
Pokefreak50000 2 years ago
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comments like: this show is great or: i love ryan, i like reading these hoedowns it's just a bit of fun so shove it.
Doca 2 years ago
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VicDarkness 2 years ago
"Luckily all my urine broke my fall when I fell on to this clip" XD XD
You're funny!!!
Thanks for posting, i've become addicted to your videos!
meravale 2 years ago 7
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i saw drew carry naked and man it wasnt pretty
i saw him in a thong holding a man titi
you may say i was scared or in a state of shock
but i ran away once i say his 1 inch cock
Rockinusername 2 years ago
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why are others marking this one down? it's funny!
thunderfirebolt 2 years ago
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When I went skydiving, I was really scared,
My parachute flew off my back, just like Colin's hair!
I'm sure that my girly screams could easily be heard;
But when I hit the ground, well, my face became curd!
TraumaCenterGuru 2 years ago
lol ryan LOL
slaokia 2 years ago
Omg stop posting your own verses
cerebralassassin01 2 years ago
You complain about us posting our own verses
I'm just happy you didn't use any curses
Some might say they are a real hassle
But most will agree you seem like a giant asshole
BODOMhatecrew99 2 years ago 16
nice man, nice :D
xmTHEGHmx 2 years ago
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god, shut up. You are jsut jealous because you cant come up with a creative verse of your own.
ThexyThexyThamm 2 years ago
i went skydiving you see
my friends said it would be funny
although they lied it was really scary
because on the plane i was with drew carey!!
ulrick1012 2 years ago
Fix it to be this:
I went sky diving yes you see
my friend said that it would be fun ny
al though they lied because it was real scary
because on the plane I sat next to drew carey
DickSimmons2 2 years ago 2
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When I went skydiving it was the best,
I was really excited and I put on my vest,
The one thing I didn't realize before I did jump, that it was tandum
and Wayne was touching my rump.
natefromcanada 2 years ago
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Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
sweetdreamer220 2 years ago
I love to skydive, it gives me a rush,
when the parachute opened, I was hushed, I missed the target by a lot of miles, the best thing about it was I met Ryan Stiles.
Nlangkirby135 2 years ago
I was really drunk one night; I went skydiving.
I got arrested by a cop; boy was he mean.
I guess I had it coming; why was I so dense?
I was charged with diving under the infuence!
dstebbin 2 years ago 9
i went skydiving once and it will be my last
im so glad that it is in my past
it was bad, awful, and very scary to
so if at first you dont succeed skydivings not for you
Dyltheman87879 2 years ago 16
gjgahan (3 months ago) Show Hide +14 I tried to go skydiving, but no parachute was found.
I jumped out anyway. Now I'm six feet underground.
Which leads me to the saying, you know it is true,
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you."
I see this guy has a similar verse to yours.. hm, I wonder why.
ThexyThexyThamm 2 years ago
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when a get a girlfriend, i take her up in the sky
if she gets on my nerves, i can say byebye
she says dont mess around dont flick that switch
that opens the door so i kicked out that bitch
JDEWHURST1092 3 years ago
Eh, it was okay.
KoopaDude94 3 years ago
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wildbeemer 3 years ago
there's no chip in this hoedown!
Paulic4 3 years ago 5
xDDD
Straksinn 3 years ago 2
I once was offerred, to go skydiving,
From the way it sounded, I thought it would be thriving,
It wasn't any fun at all just to say the least,
Because I'm in the army now I'm stuck in the Middle East.
bluebear1985 3 years ago 82
I tried to go skydiving, but no parachute was found.
I jumped out anyway. Now I'm six feet underground.
Which leads me to the saying, you know it is true,
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you."
gjgahan 3 years ago 17
That was a great one! XD
TheMaskofVegito 3 years ago
haha I saw that on a bumper sticker. Nice hoedown though.
sjsawyer 3 years ago
Wayne's was kickass.
dstebbin 3 years ago
this is the best one yet!
freething0000 3 years ago
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When I had to go to school I was always skiving.
The sc