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  • right now arowana are the the longest fish from 24inches to 48inches.

  • I measured my goldfish the other day he is 9.5inches from head to tail... omg he's half way to beating the world record for longest fish xD.

  • This is why goldfish can't be kept in bowls.

  • 9gag

  • DOnt Fuck with MagikCarp

  • GOld fish called Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee seriously what's wrong with this people, probably the next one will be called Bolo

  • they probably hacked it...

  • ...I've seen a lot bigger gold fishes(not koi carps) been caught while fishing for roach and silver breems here in Cyprus.

  • Bruce isn't the size of a domestic cat, domestic cats are the size of Bruce.

  • Lol his name is jackie chan

  • but will it blend?

  • The one in my fish bowl is bigger. I think...

  • Magikarp used splash! It's not very effective..

  • Why am I watching this again?

  • Chuck Norris called he said he wants his pet back

  • 你怎么样?我很好。您的金鱼是太可爱了。

  • ching chang chong

  • But Will It Blend?

  • That guy stole chuck norris's goldfish

  • But will it blend?

  • I died when the owners name was "Jackie Chan"...

  • Is that a lionhead???

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  • 哈 原來佢係全世界最大xd

    I live in Hong Kong so i don't think it is amazing xD

  • Wow it's so calm wen u take it out the water

  • Nope, I've caught bigger whilst fishing.

  • Anabola Gold Fish

  • jackie chan then pet name bruce

    nice combo

  • WHAT HE SAID WAS...... I FEED HIM PIZZA ON MONDAYS, TACO BELL TUESDAY, WENDYS ON WEDNESDAYS, LET HIM STARVED 4 A BIT ON THURSDAYS THEN DOUBBLE UP ON FRIED CHICKEN FRIDAYS!!!

  • lol his name is Jackie Chan

  • Say whaa?? Does gold fish grow?

  • Jackie Chan looks better in the movies... xD

  • I had never seen large gold fish

  • goldfish rules!

  • they fed that fish steroids or something.

  • Thats one incredible fish!!!

  • what if fishes took us under the water and said "hey, look at this fatty, ain't it cool?"

  • lol, Jackie Chan

  • Naruto had the 9 tailed fox, and Jackie Chan has the worlds biggest goldfish

  • Its a shame that fish is bigger than my dick :(

  • Don't believe media, life is thriving at Fukushima province.

  • Wassup bruce?

  • isnt he a lion head.???

  • what original... Jackie chan and bruce (Lee) ... xD

  • 50 people are smaller goldfish.

  • hiiiii Bruce

  • How the hell did I get from watching videos about someone stealing iPhone 4's to this?

  • OMG ITS JACKIE CHAN!!!!!!

  • WOW......im subing for th

    is and friending to.....

  • the goldfish in my videos are way bigger...

  • @MyGoldfishish No they aren't.

  • @GroinStabbingPro Sarcasm/trolling

  • So, where can i get a steroid goldfish?

  • хаааааа джеки чан реально! в таком водоеме и не такая вырастет

  • @MrDkarasev лол я знаю, право!

  • is it edible? I wonder how goldfish taste like... lol

  • They get far far far far farrrrr bigger than that in the wild.

  • JACKIE CHAN!!!!!!!!!

  • lol he's having a laugh did you see his name?

  • Can I eat it?

    

  • my gold fish is way bigger, no joke, they eat all day long XD

  • big fishy

  • i remember my goldfish i won at the fair lasted 4 hrs at my house, took the longest poop i've ever seen and sadly departed :(

  • @iGinaCristina It pooped and died?

  • @SSCC2015 yes and still atached was the poop.

  • @iGinaCristina Thats the wierdest fish death if ever heard lol.Mine always died a year afetr i got em :/

  • Good luck sending that down the toilet

  • โคตรพ่อโคตรแม่ปลาทอง

  • What is everyone in China's name Jackie Chan?

  • not the biggest gold fish it is pretty big but its not wanna see the worlds largest well look at hiphophiggletown's place

  • Suck my willie china

  • *start of video "Hong Kong, China"....... of course

  • And then he flushed him down the toilet.

  • Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee!

  • Chuck Norris's Fish

  • O que ele comeu???

  • eu ja vi um desses!

  • Jackie Chan and his pet Bruce

  • Is that really Jackie Chan?

  • when is he going to make live sushi from it?

  • How would you like to have your pet featured in a video on our channel? Send in your pics / videos to any of our pages (YT, FB, TW, Tumblr) or to pets@u-zoo.com!! :)

  • The Fish Bruce is Bruce Lee's Fish

  • Gold-Shit

  • cute

  • MAGIC KARP!

  • made in china /\  /\

  • omg if i went to where he lived and he told me his name i would LMFAOROFL

  • Very Beauty !!!

  • Bruce haha cool name. if I had a big gold fish I would name my it Bruce lee. Especially if my name was Jackie chan [:

  • jacki chan has a bit of time these days ehh

  • Omfg his name is Jackie chan

  • who else was thinking "hellooo bruce" when it introduced him

  • do you know why a goldfish could turn from gold to almost white? I have ranchu and he is almost white.....

  • @ATP6TS That is normal for a goldfish. Its usually caused if its not getting enough light. Goldfishes need strong light to keep the pigment. I hope that helps!

  • haha yea his names for sure bruce...

  • jackie chan is that ugly?

    lol

  • 0:33 Jackie Chan

  • Believe it or not Storybookland Canal boats at Disneyland has Goldfish this big. And aren't specially bred either. It's scary to see them.

  • So this is what Jackie Chan does when he's not making movies!!! :-P

  • @22wehttam hahaha, it seems so!

  • That language does not sound like Chinese at all.

  • @honolulu274 It's Chinese for sure. It's Cantonese.

  • I think the editor just assumed his name was Jackie Chan.

  • fucking Jackie Chan is a square now.

  • jackie chan breeds fish? O.o

  • thats it? my panda moors that big

  • sanfrangirl1982 thats a GOLDFISH not a feeder

  • his name is jackie chan....

  • the owner name is jackie chan, lol

  • thats not even big lol

  • HES CALLED JACKIE CHAN HAHAHA

  • Is he still alive?

  • I am now convinced that all Male Chinese is named Jackie Chan. (lmfao, no pun intended. I am Asian too)

  • Hi Bruce..

  • is der schon tot ??

  • Aye! Chuck Noris called, he wants him gold fish back!

  • Are all asian peoples names Jackie Chan?

  • it says the size of a domestic cat, my cat is bigger than that!

  • Joking, but on 0:15 there like the same O.o

  • Wtf i that the real Jackie Chan ? O.o

  • JACKIE CHAN! GROWS GOLDFISH

  • Did anyone else notice that the man's name is Jackie Chan?

  • that`s normal

  • who else can do it ..other than jackie chan..lol

    

  • Nice work, Jackie Chan.:D

  • his name is jackie chan thats badass

  • My grandma is bigger than that mofo!

  • That's nothing.

    I had a gold fish that grew to be four hand spans long. Outgrew three tanks.

  • my minos are 2x bigger

  • the guys name is jackie chan lol

  • MY FISH IS ALMSOT THAT SIZE AND ITS A GOLD FISH TOO!!! I call him GOLDZILLA!

  • that thing is DISGUSTING.

  • Hi, names bruce.

  • Bruce needs to lay off the Gen. Tso chicken!

  • cute fish!!

  • Jackie Chan cares for Bruce Lee. LOL!

  • this guys name is jackie chan...is that some kind of bizarre joke?

    I'll tell you this much...rumble in the bronx is a great movie and bruce is the man (probably very expensive too)

  • More like gold whale!

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  • Tell me the Secret !

  • lol

  • changa changa bob going a ha langa koi langawa

  • move in japan

    say that you use special tanks and food

    use genetics and breeding

    ???

  • That what i call a fish on steroids

  • Thumbs up if you thought the Goldfish Died when he picked Bruce up!!!!!

  • they're supposed to get 14 inches long! hes average size!!!

  • my name is BRUCE!

  • wtf do they feed it?

  • ROFLMFAO Jackie Chan!!!!

  • magikarp!

  • Ineed that shit in my Pokeball!

  • Made in China!

  • It's bad enough they all look alike, how am I supposed to know which one is which if there's more than one "Jackie Chan"?

  • nope my friends goldfish was way bigger then that

  • I've had my fish in my pond grow that big... then it died and I threw it in the bushes....then my cat gained some serious weight

  • That's nothing, I once had a feeder fish that grew that big.

  • @SanFranGirl1982

    funny lol i won one of those fish from the fair ring toss thing and he grew about that size

  • its very funny. i believe that u purposely put bruce and jackie chan as a name. I laughed my ass off. LOL!

  • I want to see him swallow it at a frat party.

  • I am surprised they haven't eaten him yet

  • I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO KILL AND STAB THAT GOLDFISH! ANIMALS ARE DEMON SPAWN, I TELL YOU! KILL IT IN THE BLOODIEST, MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE!

  • that fish is surprisingly domesticate too...

  • I thought my big goldfish went missing....And look where he ended...

  • ive seen 1,000,000,000,000,000,0000, times bigger thats tiny

  • SEAKING FUCK YEAH

  • @alcidesfy Magikcarp, he will splash all over your face.

  • he ate too much

  • probably tastes good too!

  • obviously a communist plot.

  • the water looks so dirty

    

  • Ithought this was gonna be a huge cracker!

  • holy shnit

  • just cause hes asian doesnt make him jackie chan :\

  • @RedMagnumGuy LOL WHAT ARE YO SAYING?! Skip to 0:32. His name is really Jackie Chan! xDD

  • @Schonn93 i know it's just funny to say xD

  • even thats got messed eyes

  • Petsmart in Colorado has goldfish as big as that or even bigger

  • The only question remains

    Will it Blend?

  • i want to know how much that thing weighs!