Sonic Says Part 1 (Episodes 1-19)

[Arceusect]

Rapist: I'm gonna rape you...

Girl: NO

[roadrunnerd2003]

I knew sonic when I was little he's my role modle my mom sez dat sonic is just a cartoon boy did I put up a big fight

[Creepified]

Am I the only one who sees Felix the Cat on Sonic's list of friends?

[123thecoolones]

1:14

[123thecoolones]

That's NO good

[iPlayGames234]

more things that teach peoples : P

[Narudude360]

1:20 Right, because every child has the ability to run at supersonic speed.

[ZonicGuyZX]

you say way cool to much...its anoying >:L

[TheGeranyl]

240p, we meet again.

[BATTLEBEARSFREAK101]

They should either start re-airing AoSTH or re-make it using Classic Sonic and Tails from Generations.

[AeizzatToha]

4:46 WTF Sonic is imitating Donald Duck's catchphrase 'What's the big idea?'?

[Inferno9978]

@yourmomsucksbitch i remember you yourthe one that madethat fake tfs episode!

[MrSweeneyTodd01]

It kinda freaked me out when one of my childhood idols said something about someone touching you... I don't think I could ever play a Sonic game again....

[yourmomsucksbitch]

Sonic is a fag. It's time for Yourmomsucksbitch says: Hey kids there is nothing more fun than robbing midgets and having sex with other people's grandmas. But if someone tries to tell you stop, that's no good. Its your penis and you have the right to put your penis in granny's vagina if you want to. Also remember to get a knife so you can rob midgets. It will make your parents happy. :)

[TheRetroLper]

wow Sonic and tales were good role models in the 90's not like anything you see in cartoons today

[kalsadaman332]

The BADEST cartoon ive ever seen.

[legomotion836]

@sadstorylover good for you noob.

[Just2comment1165]

@galgamex1234, it was the channel before Disney xd. I remember it as a kid...

[sadstorylover]

I'm the one who likes Phineas and Ferb

[Goltork2]

sonis has feeeeeet

[superdude200ify]

sonic has toes o.o

[Nick59093]

Sonic doesnt like reading, thats bs. He cant stand still for more than 3 mins without killing himself

[5kateallday]

These are some hardcore life lessons, mother fuckers.

[areallystupidguy]

Was there an epidemic of kids getting trapped in quicksand or something

[Krapenhoeffer]

But when you're surrounded by deadly robots. That is the time to man up and deal with it yourself.

[TheCoat98]

So that's what sonic's feet look like

[megbiz1]

Notice that the sexual harassment episode is the only episode without characters giving you an example *wink wink*

[PeeWee69i]

when u share everyones happy except you! :)

[TheAdmiralPancake]

1:00 You gotta share! You gotta care! And there'll always be a way through!

[Elementer117]

3:25

"Memorize it now, don't wait until--"

LOL.

[Jmouser10]

Wait this is Disney?

[Jmouser10]

When I saw Episode 3 I did this > O_O

[Sunbreaker7]

1:07 - I can't belive that the time this show was made a long time ago in Japan, they already had a crisis over pedofiles and rapes. I thought their weird bondage fetish and hentai was invented afterwards.

After that Japan has suffered from major rape problems across the country.

[Carred20]

Episode 3 so what do you do, scream RAPE RAPE RAPE!!! at the top of your lungs

[froakentoken3]

i wanna move into a free house free like a crab shell with stores closer to every house with free food/drinks (no deadly cars of doom) :((((((((((

[froakentoken3]

@Crayolapup why you cut the last few seconds of each sonic says out and make it horribly badly reduced image quality

[LiskowicStudios]

teacher may touch me where i feel not comfortable ? O.o

[Alphahumphrey2011]

19 people was too slow

[KaibaGandhiHitler]

What if teacher or police officer touches me?

[askmiller]

what do you do if 2 people's houses are on fire at the same time...

[swedisguy]

I only watched this for "Thats, noo good!" :P

[Ethanator14]

eggman dislike this 19 times

[goawayass]

WHY DID I WATCH ALL OF THIS

[NintendoLash975]

0:57 They hate the chili dogs

[brigeboy95]

old people are very wise....real help

[brigeboy95]

so sonic is against technology like robo dude never knew he was amish 0-0

[DohEntertainment]

8:34 TREE

[08jbullock]

2:38 Jet Grind Radio taught me otherwise.

[ScientistsGoneWrong]

On Robotnik Express, Sonic said,"Don't get in a car with strangers." That doesn't fit the situation because Tails knew the guys.

[AngelsDelight2612]

...I liked it when Sonic was a selfish asshole...

[weeman728]

it looks like tail is spraying crap on his hand 3:55

[Zetapimpkin]

Thank God Sonic's here to deliver important messages like "oxygen is important"

[DimLantern]

Yfw Sonic is Steve Urkel

[CCAWT]

IS IT ME OR DOES SONIC THINK HES MY MUM

[poojar007]

THIS IS FREAKY

[nuclearzeon]

Sonic they're SO SLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

xD love the way he says that.

[Jerrk64]

BUT WHAT IF AN OLD STRANGER ASKS ME TO GET INTO THE CAR? They do know the right way to go...

[thelovebird64]

XD 1:06 'there's nothing better than being humped by someone you like.'

WTF?!??!?

[gharper2664]

sonic sed hump in ep 3

[emperordeebo]

what scratch won the race? sonic never said anything about safety? Scratch was robbed he's the real Edgar eagle lol

[jotarex97]

or show you how to see every gay things in a really cool way XD

[lollipop1048]

Oh my gosh Sonic!

You guys are getting ganged up!

It is a emergancy!

Do Call 911

[lollipop1048]

I just relized something

Sonic is very nosy

[lollipop1048]

I don't think you can find a phone booth in the middle of the forest...

Take a celephone tails!

[lollipop1048]

2:50 Sonic is wearing a pink dress

[feh2]

Yes, Totally do not call 911 when someone is about to gang up on you. Sonic will save you.

[WeAreAllAroundGaming]

# is so fucked up

[mrnintendo622]

how is learning from a sloth a good lesson for kids?

[spankdatmunkey]

After 19 times of failing to spell "says," Tails still hasn't learned his lesson.

[TheNewPurpletwist64]

@spankdatmunkey thats when sonic bitch slaps him

[cooldude333]

"That's right kids! Don't call 911 if your being attacked by people who want to kill or kidnap you! Only call for important things! Like if the cable goes out, and you can't watch The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog! That's when it's important!"

-The Nostalgia Critic

[Arceusect]

@cooldude333 THAT made me ROFLMAO!

[DroogMonkey]

sonic is so awkwardly specific

[LOLFORLOLZZZ]

Why the fuck does tails need a fucking tan!?!

[puffepenguin]

@ChickenFriedA

I think he said slug....

[Bean1227]

I think it's sloth myself.

[hamburgermeat1818]

@puffepenguin he said sloth XD

[ChickenFriedA]

okay in episode 4 at the end did sonic said: even you can learn something from a a slut?

[minetroop]

Ok so you dont get help when some fat asses are about to frigin rape you come on every body lets watch sonic incourge kids to get raped

[boomerfunk4]

whats the name of the sonic series these are in?

[TaTgurl1003]

I'm waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiting­

[Arcanine74]

i know my AREA code XD

[TaTgurl1003]

@Arcanine74 Sonic would be so proud, LOL!

[TheSMWStudios]

The infamous "Sexual harassment" segment... gets me every time.

[TaTgurl1003]

@TheSMWStudios I know, doesn't it?

[Dolphidood]

Thanks I'll remember that there are people dying when I am being mugged. :)

[TaTgurl1003]

Where is the one about safety in the street, with tails on the bike, the one about stopping at stop signs? I've seen it on other collections .

[amari98]

am i the only one who's looking at that "thing" on that girl's lip at the end of this video??? looks like she has herpes.....

[TaTgurl1003]

what is that thing in the shower???

[lollobello]

2:00 Sonic: "Even you can learn something from a slut!"

Oh, well... definitely...

[kitkatcutie520]

So you can just find a random phone in the woods? :O

[unicornpower171]

lol

Kid 1: OH NO! i got a tiny cut! What do I do!

Kid 2: Sonic told me to call 911 if someone is hurt.

Kid 1: GO GET THE PHONE AND OBEY THE EPIC HEDGEHOG!

[TaTgurl1003]

@unicornpower171 That's hilaorus!

[101kirbyfan]

in episode 16 the robot monkey wants to run away because robotnik is'nt gay with him? :O

[1dalmation1]

IM A SLOTH! IM A SLOTH! LEARN FROM ME! LEARN...FROM...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

[Goduvnintendo]

this show was awesome when i was a kid

[qazwaz129]

i cant believe i watched the whole video...

sooooooooooooooooooo bored...

[ciclops85]

is ep. 3 about sexual health

[drumfreak1350421]

doosh i thot you were cooler than that sonick

[lilymaypup]

Ok dont call 911 and get destroyed by killer roots, Right....

[bignbeautiful78]

sean schemel makes a much better sonic voice than this guy

[MaxDamageProductions]

ROFL, these are so horrible it`s hilarious XD

[Bogga132435]

The episode "high stakes" reminds me so much of the movie based of stephen kings book "the body." Cause theres that scene where they have to cross that huge bridge, then the train comes and there like "AWE SHIT"

[Ericlle2]

A phone booth in the jungle who ever heard of such a thing

[robertsfunny1995]

Just so you know, touching someone in a way or a place that makes them feel uncomfortable is sexual Assault, harassment is when you say something inappropriate although it can be touching to, it's somewhat of an umbrella term.

[Fluchzeuschleinschen]

especially sonic's happy, cause he had nothing and now he's got a chili dog :D

but besides this, when you compare this with todays series.. you learn a lot more from "how to not go with strangers who are actually robots with masks" than from "ao laalaa, ao dipsy", you know? sry for the bad english

[Alexpappas98]

1:05

[AlexBurtonFilms]

sonic was actually smart when jaleel white voiced him.

[FFS1NICO]

this is what chris-chan was watching when he was young. srsly he admits it.

[ILuvPie728]

He keeps talking about chili dogs.

[ILuvPie728]

I love how in episode 11 he runs over those two people

[TheDisturbedOne752]

"If someone is trying to break into your home..." That's when you get the shotgun!

[toontownrox406]

2:46 sonic is dressed in pink?

[Gidy800]

9:41

O_O SONICS FEEET?! WTF

[toontownrox406]

@Gidy800 he has no shoes on

[HeartOfPureDarkness]

oh the irony- kids be aware of your surroundings when listening to music- but it is perfectly okay to run people over!

[one0man0band]

I learnt more in these 9 minutes and 54 seconds than I did in 12 years of state education.

[DarkLuigiisawesome]

I've seen #3 of Sonic Sez in many videos, one of them is YouTube Poop: Kirby Asplodes. That was so lol

[Raynelm]

Tails earn to spell you dumb ass. How many times does Sonic have to fix it for you? HOW MANY?!

[hypnotic13371337]

UH OH I THINK IM LOST

[MagnusHarvest]

i liked mario... now i've made all the bad decisions

[nintendoninja9000]

Episode 9: *AFTER Sonic Plants The Tree*Now Only If Chili Dogs Grew On Trees...

LOL

[gerryono]

To be honest, if you're being surrounded by 3 guys who want to beat the shit out of you, calling 9111 wouldn't be such a bad thing

[GinyuForceRules]

are the episodes really this short?

[burningflurber]

Thats NO GEEWD!

[loneshewolf74]

9:54 What, Sonic?!? If it's too good to be true, it's probably what?!? OH NO I'LL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN!!! D:

[DriveInTake]

Did anybody ever not steal because it was the "wrong thing to do"?

[AltoCat1]

Damnit, Sonic! Are you EVER satisfied?!?

[DestinyHeroFlamer]

I wonder what would happen if DiC (the makers of this cartoon) made a mario version of this... good god

[mad4eva100]

i wasnt happy when i shared my ps3 games with someone, 

[brenchtoast44]

Fuck sharing that was his hotdog

[mando1097]

O.O  The last one she better learn her lesson...

...Make sure the shoes fit!

[sonicspeed345]

What if the old guy, the police officer, your parents and slow people touch you

[chrisz71]

why are all of the episodes being cut off at the end?

[downsHG3]

Do not share food you will get sick from the grems of the other person and you wouldn't be happy

[Telamon8]

yes don't call 911 if you're surrounded by people who want to kidnap or kill you ,but, do call 911 if you trip or scrape your knee

[DarkFlamer45]

SHARING IS CARING!!

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

An what if your parents and a police officer are all touching you at a very personal spot?

[kidal3x97]

the infamous body touching sonic says....ah so much memory

[cynderdrag]

the tails in that seirescan be so stuped.he could of saved alota troble if he jus freaken damed flyed!ive always hated that sereis.it even makes ROBNICK look a little stuped

[WINFilms136]

*sigh* If only they had something like this in children's shows today. How can creatures with illogical anatomy spekaing subliminal messages be beneficial for children?

[TheAlleyCats5000]

3:19 good thing sonic came out of no where to help tails when he was lost. but one question..... how did sonic find tails..... I think he was stalking him lol

[macmak3355]

i never realized how entertaining this is

[mrbattlenet]

thats no good? no sonic whats no good is that you take advice from a sloth the race that hangs off a fuckin tree thats no good sonic thats no good...

[weredaxter]

sonic sez theres nothing more fun than killing

[kazetehskylord]

It's not cool that you cut them off at the end...

[naruto9807]

OMG im not even in school yet and im learning SOOOO much

[Seamonky72]

@ultimabladerxx damn hedgehog is always stealing food

[matthewthewerehog]

Or in the japanese version If someone tries to rape you thats no good!

[AlyKat700]

For the one where its like "Dont get into a car with strangers" its funny cuz Tails is like "Scratch and Grinder?! I'd never get into a car with strangers!"

[urtv1]

OK if a robot with drills at for hands that could probably slice through you and kill you and a robot chicken that could peck you to death try to attack youi, It's not a real emergency.

[kicks0987]

@urtv1 cartoon

[urtv1]

@kicks0987 still, if someone was trying to kill me i'd definatley call the police!

[Trisscarr]

A poli- Lol he gets cut off.

[Travelsbyshfflc]

And, Tails wants a tan?!

This is the darkest he's ever been!

[Travelsbyshfflc]

"Hey kids, wait till marriage!"

[Starzshine1212]

Sonic the Hedgehog, right up there with Winston Churchill.

[cutelilgumdrop]

Why is there a phone in the middle of the woods -_-"

[TheTanOne19]

@cutelilgumdrop

Because weird animal people like to think ahead

[lol332211]

i am dissapoint.... 2 seconds are gone from the epsisodes!!!

[lol332211]

k what im was gonna say was it was gonna get to my favorites.... operrator?

[lol332211]

fucking hilarious THIS IS GOING.... HAHA thats no good i just saw it :D ....k NO! *runs awayfrom my laptop*

[KenshiNewgrounds]

Sonic is waiting once Tails starts his painting. Impatient bitch.

[MarioLuigiFan12]

Can you tell me when you get these episodes from?

[Crayolapup]

@MarioLuigiFan12 I Forgot The Website I got This From. I had A virus And Had To Restart Everything.

[nintendoninja9000]

Episode 9:Only If Chili Dogs Grew On Trees.

[turbokayaker]

U R STANDING IN QUICK SAND

[Hunters225]

I think when the chili turns green the dog's gone bad.....

[SuperJMario3]

At 5:31 sonic just taught kids its ok to run over someone with a steam roller

[baval5]

@SuperJMario3 to be fair he also taught us that if you press the lever to make it go foreward it will be polite enough to wait for you to finish your conversation first

[PhantomTrevo]

you could make it in high quality.

[LuigiFan99]

u will make fun of me 4 this but i think the reading one is really imporant because reading is serious and everyone thinks all these r jokes but they are not

[thalazar]

lolz "even YOU can learn something from a sloth!" ...um...yeah...right...

[Dziuravy]

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