I was at school and i went into the girls locker room and my shirt was off and i took my pants of then a girl walked out and saw me in my boxers and she pantst me an she saw my penis and said damn that thang is big and she called the other girls in to look and i almost got fucked and my girlfriend gave me a blow job then when we got done a teacher walked in and i was dressed and she said go to the office u pervert so i almost went to 11/11. Jdc
i jumped into the deep end of the pool at hershey park when i was 3. i didnt know how to swim and just fell straight to the bottom. I also tried to run away during a blizzard when i was 5
got out of S,A,T testing week by drop kicking at a door but did not mean to break my ankle i was honestly trying to fake an injury and actual wound up inujuring myself pretty bad
dumbest thing i ever did was sell weed at school in my class to my friend and a sico bitch was watching fucking amanda i dident get money or to smoke my weed 6 grams for nothing:(
the dumbest thing i ever did was go arond peoples houses breaking their small street lamps tearing up their mail putting it back in their mail box and also oen time i tore up like 2 bags and threw it in this guys private lake XD i went back there the next day and the trash was still flaoting around!
The dumbest thing I've ever done is try to make a campfire... in my back yard and no i am not like those idiots on TV who used gas i used a lighter and some firewood. And when i realized how bad the fire actually was i tried to put it out with a box of fruit loops :)
i told my mum i crashed on my bike with a car after a week that it happened.(nothing serious the bike just flipped over and i got a small scratch on my elbow ) her reaction wasn't very pleasant. especially because i was rofling wile telling her.
I DID THE SAME THING!,y frends and i were skating at mall some dued didnt like it and called security, my frend(dumass) insted of just talking to the security gard and getting let off with a warning(us being 13-14 yrs old)decides to hit him with his bord and run so oviuosly we have to do so now to.then we run to the back of the mall and found another spot were the poliece found us then we ran some more over to this corner in the back were ther was unknowingly a poliece station...i feel this guy.
@jadampro beleeve wat u wana beleeve all i can tell u is its true but i understand theres no proof so i understand u mite not beleeve it lol but none the less if u knew me ud understamd that i tend to b very unlucky and b at the rong place the rong time, for this reason i have many other storys like this lol but sure ik ir mite sound like bullshit to u lol
Hit a pizza hut car with a ice chunk he slamed on the breaks and hit the reverse so me and my friend ran and then when the coast was clear we started to walk back to his house we got to the school he lived by and the janitor was doin donuts in the parkin lot den i said gd fo life and a car full of bloods were drivein by it didnt end well
So like..According to this guy..To hide from someone you go where they are the most..So if I want to get away from my dad..I hide in the fridge?..mhm..totally sounds like it'll work.
well the stupidest thing iv ever done was i had a golf club and i hit a golf ball into my front door thinking the ball would magicly go over my house and i did it like 3 or 4 times
i got bored in the summer so i started running and running and running then i realized i was really far away from my house and got scared of rapists plus i was a good mile or something away :/ yeah...not the smarted thing lol
One time at school my friend had some purple Kool-Aid mixed with Vodka and I had no idea there was Vodka in it so I drank some and I got really fucking drunk. I started to think I lost my money so I went around to different classrooms yelling "WHERES MY MONEY!" I didn't even HAVE any money! But while I was checking them during break I ran into the boys bathroom while there was a bunch of guys peeing. e.o
the dumbest thing ive ever done is: one day me and 2 of my friends were walking in the middle of the street.all of a sudden a police car came down the street and we all freaked out then hid.i was scared so i jumped out of the bushes and yelled,"IM INOCENT!!!I SWEAR!!!"he nodded and went on.then my frend jennn was like,"Well,at least we know we wont get arrested."and kk was like,"And if we were,ashb would be the only one!!*smiles*"then i got all mad and punched her then cops came back so we froze
lol i tryd to impress my girl friend by by taking her on a date and i thought she was gona pay for the date.....so we both went home like dumbasses:::::
when i was really young, i pushed a swing, and I guess I didn't know what gravity was, so I stood there waiting for it to come back until it hit me in the face. xD
I was nine and it was my first time skiing, I was doing FINE. So I went ALL the way up to the top of the bunny hill. And I went down the hill... I was going SO FAST I couldn't turn. I hit a picnic table...i was stuck under the table. And fractured I my wrist... My auntie said I was fine. So I went into the lodge and got all these odd looks. So the next day I went to the doctor... I had to explain WHY I am EPIC!!
the dumbest thing I have ever done was take the mickey out of another student and she was right behind me and slapped me but in the end we started to go out with each other and I am still going out with her
when i was 8 i climbed a 12 ft tree and jumped off onto our trampoline and i landed on it but instead of going stright up i went side ways and got caught in a chainlinked fence got 72 stitches in my leg
the dumbist thing ive ever done was ran with scissors and stab myslf right above the eye cuz i fell. It was9 years ago and i still have the scar above my eye.
My brother was hammering somthing && I looked over his shoulder to see what he was doing, and the back of the hammer came up an hit me in the head.. Left a scar o.O lolol
9th grade gym glass. Me and my buddy were on the tredmills, I was screwing around and doing running 360 spins and landing perfectly. Turned the tredmill all the way up, jumped for a 360, landed on the tredmill the wrong way, fell right into the wall ( the wall was like 3 inches from the tredmill) The tredmill was sucking my shirt under it, I managed to get out from under the tredmill while everyone stood and watched laughing. Even the hot girls. I proceeded out to the hallyway to sit in shock
i tried to do a flip on my bed (no homo) and my bed was by the window so when i did the flip the window was open and in stead of doing a flip on the bed i did a flip out the window...im a stupit ass lol!!!!!!! :)
i was in second grade n my teacher had to leave early so we got another replacement teacher.i was like can i go to the bathroo? she was like no.so i went to my seat,sat down, and peed right there.im a badass! lol
it was about 6 moths ago..me n my brother was playing dodgeball with a football. we were chasing each other until we got close to the football. he got it first. he said you got 5 seconds to run that way.i knew he was gonna hit me if i didnt run fats enough. so i went the opposite way he told me to run. i turned aroung and ran into a tree. blood was coming from my head and i started laughing..im so stupid
dude i was with my boyfriend at school and i was running up the stairs with him and we were holding hands so when i fell UP the stairs i took him DOWN with me lol :P durr duuuurrrrr dddduuuuurrrrrr dumb ASS
So over the summer me and my friend were gonna throgh something at a car soo I went to the front of my house hide behind some bushes and I was up first he goes ok here someone comes go know I through it it hits the wheel and the dumbass drives on so it's his turn know and I'm on lookout I go Pugh fuck don't throgh it he goes fuck to late it wads a fucking cop it hit his windfalls and broke it so we ran out into a feid and a hour later a cop car with a smashed wisheild rolls up and takes us down
Man........when i was like uuuumm 11 i think ,i was at the mall with mah boifriend and was walking backwards and i bannged into a pole and i said oopps "sorry mam" LOL!!
it was like 5 years ago and i was 10 and i found a bottle in the freezer and im like water doesnt freeze so i drank like a third of the bottle and i look on the front and the letters said
My idiot friend did something like that. He was running for tipping shopping carts(I still don't get the big deal about it) and ran into the plac where the mall cops hang out
yesterday on 11/24/11 or something like that i was made i snuck into a college party i am 12 and i was out for 2 days and had no cloths on it was a hang over and i do rember burning down a house i think it was not a finished house or somthing
a few years back i was 17 and it ws new years eve/day. some friends and i had just finshed a few 24 packs. we were walking back and i started screaming/singing. "im so drunk, and so are you. if your drunk and you know it, clap your hands, and some other shit included. Well there was a cop right behind us, just following us. We all had a good laugh.
okay well i was stoned on juice, old juice, and a kid walked by and was pretending to be the police, so i was making funny sounds running and i was like i dont want to die, and he was right behind me and an actual police officer went by and i was in the tree position you no like yoga, and i made my hand be a humming bird and i was poking myself, and he asks what wrong with me and i reply, im drunks.
i was playing around in a grocery store jumping on and off of the shopping cart my sister was pushing and i accidentily jumped on some random old ladys shopping cart
i was doin this trick on my bike all right on foot on the handel bar one on the seat and im like hey there the house of that one fag everyone hates im just gonna ride my bike up to his house and jump off befor i hit it well i forgot to jump:0
i was walking my dog, but before i went i decided i was gonna ride my bike while the dog gets his walk... so i start riding and the dog is to my left, he goes around a pole on the opposite side as me and i flew like 10 feet in front of me cuz i was going down hill. i face-planted :D
fell out of a treefort, ran into a table and ran into a screen door :) yes, im an idiot...OH ANNNNNND i was playing majora's mask on my gamecube and said "where the hell is my controller??" but it was in my hand :)
I went to a baseball game and I ran up the bleachers running from my brother and her was coming and I slipped off the bleacher and broke my foot... Man I'm stupid.
the dumbest thing ive done, was i once got in a fight at school and instead of hitting the girl i was fighting i knocked out the teacher that had been trying to break up the fight....
the dumest thing i,ve ver done was i came up to this girl that looked like my sisster and cut a big chunk off and then fond out she wus not my sisster
i fell from a 30ft tree, scratched up my arms and legs, my ankle got caught in a branch, and i was stuck,upside down, my head 1/2 a foot from this big ass bolder right below me, in a fucking skirt.
It's not the dumbest..... but since it happened today: so I was walking down the hall and I saw one of my friends going through his locker, and me being me I kicked him in the but..... to say hello. That guy was not who I thought it was... but some guy i didn't know who has the locker beside my friend's.... sometimes I wonder if kicking people is the best way to say hello... I also think I'll check if it's the right person next time instead of just going for it.. hah ha ha....
the dumest thing ive done has to be when my co-worker changd my brakes on my car.. (1st thing, after changn brakes they need to be 'pumpd' to get out the excess air, 2nd thing, the garage he changd my brakes at, is at the top of a hill) ..so he changs my brakes, hands me the keys, and im ready to leave, i thank him, get in my car, start it, put it in reverse, and immediately i knw sumthn is wrong ..my brakes arent catching.. so there i go rolling dwn backwards dwn a hill yelling "no brakes"
My dumbest thing i'v ever done was half way through maths class i suddenly stood up and yelled at the teacher "I AM GOD!" then i put my stuff away and left class Lmfao
when he was talking about when he worked at a gracery store and people robing them thats the reason we have those annoying old ladies wanting to cheak your recipt all the f**king time " exscuse me do you have your recipt" ..... "yea" ........ ... "may I see it " " everytime damn!!!" " I guess" "mm it seems your trying to steal this box of pancakes"
i have touretts and cops came to my house and i like cused them out by accitedent and parent almost got arrested for letting me say that stuff and and my mom had to explain that i had touretts and had a good laugh for a while and went on with our lives so yea
I let my boyfriend of two weeks who live an hour an a half away borrow 50 bucks and my cell phone. He then called my cousin with it and said he wanted to screw her. Needless to say he thought I was my cousin when I decided to call him, I heard it for myself and flipped out, never hearing from him again. FUCK YOU, DUSTY. Stupid, drug dealing, piece of shit. And that bitch, Kayla, who used me for my money. Yeah, fuck you too, hoe. I lent your ass 400 bucks, bitch, and you kicked me out.
Erm.... The dumbest thing... hmm prolly attempting to ride a bike with no seat nd I forgot went to sit down and I had to explain to my parents why my ass hurt so bad so I said " :*( It tried to touch to me in bad places... it went to farrr -hides-"......
dumbest thing ive ever done is i told a girl that i did gymnastics and she didnt believe me so she told me i was a liar and a dumbass and then i slappped her in the face
Was washing up in food class, turns out the washing up liquid had managed to make bubbles in the drain outside, so i ran over to see it, tripping over a chair, smashed my jaw against a metal desk and broke it. GOOD TIMES.
jumped off my friends roof knowing it was low enough to land safe but not thinking what i might land on well i ended up landing on a board with a rusty nail through it which went through my shoe and foot
the dumbest thing i ever done was, i was trying to be cool, to jump down 13 steps on the stairs, with a basketball.... i had this idea cuz i did successfuly do it before.. but you know.. i was unlucky... on the second last step, i broke my ankle :/
well i have a lot so one of them was....running up the stairs laughing and then getting hick ups and then tripped and rolled all the way to the floor':D
ran into a glass door
pineapplekiss1 2 days ago
what if that guy applied for a job as a police officer
jacob21558 4 days ago
The dumbest thing I've ever done was moving to fucking Canada!
HelenaVanCity 1 week ago
I was at school and i went into the girls locker room and my shirt was off and i took my pants of then a girl walked out and saw me in my boxers and she pantst me an she saw my penis and said damn that thang is big and she called the other girls in to look and i almost got fucked and my girlfriend gave me a blow job then when we got done a teacher walked in and i was dressed and she said go to the office u pervert so i almost went to 11/11. Jdc
pimp1079 1 week ago
Start smoking
satanisawesome87 1 week ago
The dumbest thing ive ever done is when I was in grade 1 I went to the park and tried to do a crap/bridge down a slide and broke my shoulder bone xx
Tryouthalo 1 week ago
Was talking on my cell phone with my friend and asked her where my phone was.... Yea... Lol
mangobird75 1 week ago
told my brother a joke and he fell for it and then 20 seconds later he told me the same joke and i fell for it. !!!! :Z
cammy074 1 week ago
i jumped into the deep end of the pool at hershey park when i was 3. i didnt know how to swim and just fell straight to the bottom. I also tried to run away during a blizzard when i was 5
Sekryonero 1 week ago
Threw rocks at places that they weren't supposed to be
0410mushroom 1 week ago
I raised my hand to answer a question I didn't know the answer to. But that was way back when...
TalentlessHuman 1 week ago
I trew a book at my teacher ran to the office and hid in the prince palls office :) what I dint want to get the flew shot lololol
12345beep1 1 week ago
Dumbest thing I've ever done........ Watch fluffee's videos 0-0 mentally scarred
CatieVision1 1 week ago
when a was three i almost ran and jumped of a cliff
mcdiamondpick 1 week ago
I think all my videos explain all my stupidity lol
ripurdead3 2 weeks ago
school work hahaha
firecracker8872 3 weeks ago
what a fuckin tart hahaha
firecracker8872 3 weeks ago
got out of S,A,T testing week by drop kicking at a door but did not mean to break my ankle i was honestly trying to fake an injury and actual wound up inujuring myself pretty bad
demondog2020 3 weeks ago
dumbest thing i ever did was sell weed at school in my class to my friend and a sico bitch was watching fucking amanda i dident get money or to smoke my weed 6 grams for nothing:(
lgo124 3 weeks ago in playlist Fluffeetalks Videos 2
the dumbest thing i ever did was go arond peoples houses breaking their small street lamps tearing up their mail putting it back in their mail box and also oen time i tore up like 2 bags and threw it in this guys private lake XD i went back there the next day and the trash was still flaoting around!
darkghostman3 3 weeks ago
The dumbest thing I've ever done is try to make a campfire... in my back yard and no i am not like those idiots on TV who used gas i used a lighter and some firewood. And when i realized how bad the fire actually was i tried to put it out with a box of fruit loops :)
lisa11746 3 weeks ago
i taunted a 17 year old when i was 12, it didn't end up too well
YOUNGGUNNER360 3 weeks ago
i told my mum i crashed on my bike with a car after a week that it happened.(nothing serious the bike just flipped over and i got a small scratch on my elbow ) her reaction wasn't very pleasant. especially because i was rofling wile telling her.
ChristinosRules 1 month ago
i once stole empty bottles. got ratted out by a friend : / were still friends, i was young then :D
The9220 1 month ago
I DID THE SAME THING!,y frends and i were skating at mall some dued didnt like it and called security, my frend(dumass) insted of just talking to the security gard and getting let off with a warning(us being 13-14 yrs old)decides to hit him with his bord and run so oviuosly we have to do so now to.then we run to the back of the mall and found another spot were the poliece found us then we ran some more over to this corner in the back were ther was unknowingly a poliece station...i feel this guy.
concreatandwood4life 1 month ago
@concreatandwood4life Bullshit
jadampro 1 month ago
@jadampro beleeve wat u wana beleeve all i can tell u is its true but i understand theres no proof so i understand u mite not beleeve it lol but none the less if u knew me ud understamd that i tend to b very unlucky and b at the rong place the rong time, for this reason i have many other storys like this lol but sure ik ir mite sound like bullshit to u lol
concreatandwood4life 1 month ago
@concreatandwood4life r u on cocain, or just failed kindergarden?
0123212345 1 month ago
dumest thing ive ever done..... ther cood be a movie trilogy to that and it still woodnt cover it all
concreatandwood4life 1 month ago
a bullet exploed in my hand becouse punch it with hamer
slakovicsuljo 1 month ago
Was an adventurer...Took an arrow in the knee.
shadow11145 1 month ago
DUR DUUUR DUUUUUUUR!!!!!!! lol
iluvgirr87 1 month ago
lol
bedhead936 1 month ago
Dumbest thing I've ever done? Your mom.
PykohYT 1 month ago 14
@PykohYT BUUUUURN!!!
chewy10000 1 month ago
DuUuRrRr :B
momo420love 1 month ago
Hit a pizza hut car with a ice chunk he slamed on the breaks and hit the reverse so me and my friend ran and then when the coast was clear we started to walk back to his house we got to the school he lived by and the janitor was doin donuts in the parkin lot den i said gd fo life and a car full of bloods were drivein by it didnt end well
vistaend 1 month ago
i said a arrow to the knee joke.
NathanIzHurr420 1 month ago
i got caught stealing at a store when i was 13
migueledwards47 1 month ago
My friend dare me to hack the school computer and they never found out ( I got 98 on the exam so it was worth it )
jaybernier2 1 month ago
ran from a very angry farmer in Utah turned at the wrong moment and full force rock salt to the balls fucking shot guns
A7Xdemon22 1 month ago
i hit my teacher with a snow ball
but it was werth it
dj21718 1 month ago
@dj21718 Tennis balls. I laughed at her.
iToasterman 1 month ago
Did a backflip into a 1Foot pool almost broke my neck.True Story
lambcut360 1 month ago
I love you fluffee ! Ur too fuckin funny
rexxxypexyluver1brit 1 month ago
So like..According to this guy..To hide from someone you go where they are the most..So if I want to get away from my dad..I hide in the fridge?..mhm..totally sounds like it'll work.
HeatherluvsJacky 1 month ago
NO TOP COMMENT....Its....My...CHance....HI FLUFFYYY!!
TheScapeBookdotcom 1 month ago
i was ice sleding on 6 inch ice down a steep hill and was going fast and there was a log and i hit it dead on and flew and smashed into a tree
knifeman2000 1 month ago
well the stupidest thing iv ever done was i had a golf club and i hit a golf ball into my front door thinking the ball would magicly go over my house and i did it like 3 or 4 times
TheSoccerman456 2 months ago
Even if I could remember something really stupid about me, why would I write it down to embarrass myself in front of everybody that would read this?
viktorsrbinoski 2 months ago
@viktorsrbinoski because no one gives a shit..... >.> lol we all have are embarrassing times........
whitemanwii 1 month ago
Went the wrong way round an ice rink and crashed into an old guy.
Sodgez123 2 months ago
fell asleep holding a knife and woke up with it i n my leg
tariq4852 2 months ago
i'm not sure if this is the stupidest thing i've done, but it's pretty dumb.
once i called my home phone,my mum answered and i asked her if she was home.. lol
honestly i don't really do stupid things. i just say stupid things hahaha
XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX 2 months ago
Stood on one side of a see saw while my friend jumped off the roof of a c
3CODLUVA3 2 months ago
shoved a nail through my arm
hondaman837 2 months ago
hairspray fire and pbc tube oh and my cuzin
savagevvolf 2 months ago
i got bored in the summer so i started running and running and running then i realized i was really far away from my house and got scared of rapists plus i was a good mile or something away :/ yeah...not the smarted thing lol
truetocheer 2 months ago
One time at school my friend had some purple Kool-Aid mixed with Vodka and I had no idea there was Vodka in it so I drank some and I got really fucking drunk. I started to think I lost my money so I went around to different classrooms yelling "WHERES MY MONEY!" I didn't even HAVE any money! But while I was checking them during break I ran into the boys bathroom while there was a bunch of guys peeing. e.o
XvImaUnicornvX 2 months ago
the dumbest thing ive ever done is: one day me and 2 of my friends were walking in the middle of the street.all of a sudden a police car came down the street and we all freaked out then hid.i was scared so i jumped out of the bushes and yelled,"IM INOCENT!!!I SWEAR!!!"he nodded and went on.then my frend jennn was like,"Well,at least we know we wont get arrested."and kk was like,"And if we were,ashb would be the only one!!*smiles*"then i got all mad and punched her then cops came back so we froze
AnimeGirl1123 2 months ago
a blond
xXxpredatorZx 2 months ago
i kickted the ball in the wall the ball returnt and hit my di*k
mdude406 2 months ago
@mdude406 fail
xXxpredatorZx 2 months ago
lol i tryd to impress my girl friend by by taking her on a date and i thought she was gona pay for the date.....so we both went home like dumbasses:::::
kalebgotdammedcalf 2 months ago
when i was really young, i pushed a swing, and I guess I didn't know what gravity was, so I stood there waiting for it to come back until it hit me in the face. xD
wantoncheong2 2 months ago
Your're Mom.
;D
hailey8447 2 months ago
I was nine and it was my first time skiing, I was doing FINE. So I went ALL the way up to the top of the bunny hill. And I went down the hill... I was going SO FAST I couldn't turn. I hit a picnic table...i was stuck under the table. And fractured I my wrist... My auntie said I was fine. So I went into the lodge and got all these odd looks. So the next day I went to the doctor... I had to explain WHY I am EPIC!!
Epicjulie1 2 months ago
the dumbes i have EVER done is call the cops and tell them that i couldnt get out of my car because the door was locked
mckenzievanity69 2 months ago
Okay no top comments... It's my chance... Thumbs up if your a g
traxiumownz 2 months ago
I stuck my pinkey in a pencil sharpener when I was seven and turned it. I was fully aware of what would happen but idk why the fuck I did that. :L
TheSnowyice 2 months ago
@TheSnowyice dude wtf lol what did your pinky look like after that? :O and how long did you turn it for?
whitemanwii 1 month ago
"Ooh I'll just hide in the police station, because it's where they'll least excpect me!" :D ROFL
TheSnowyice 2 months ago
the dumbest thing I have ever done was take the mickey out of another student and she was right behind me and slapped me but in the end we started to go out with each other and I am still going out with her
kyle95345 2 months ago
this is so funny. NOT this is the worst one he has ever done
kyle95345 2 months ago
insert blonde joke here:
damBIRDz 2 months ago
ur mom ?
123Ianmckay 2 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
i've repressed so many of the the stupid things i did i can't even remember
TheKeybladeofdarknes 2 months ago
ii stole batteries from na grocery store when I was 3 BY ACCIDENT never got caught
TheCaptainzz 2 months ago
He didn't say "Hey WHAT'S UP" D:
ParaTroopaGoomba 2 months ago 18
Sup. Your so fucking. Funy
Sverzwyvelt 2 months ago
I was on the phone telling a friend not to forget his apartment keys just as I locked myself out of the house.
Shandikae 2 months ago
The dumbest thing i did was make "take an arrow to the knee" jokes, but then I took an arrow in the knee
FlameTheElement 2 months ago
what happened to "Hey Whats Up"
alexthecodmaster 2 months ago
i wasnt able to put a doller in a salvation army bucket
superwolfrun 2 months ago
when i was 8 i climbed a 12 ft tree and jumped off onto our trampoline and i landed on it but instead of going stright up i went side ways and got caught in a chainlinked fence got 72 stitches in my leg
hollywoodundeadbxtch 2 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fhebert12 2 months ago
the dumbist thing ive ever done was ran with scissors and stab myslf right above the eye cuz i fell. It was9 years ago and i still have the scar above my eye.
anamielov78 2 months ago
My brother was hammering somthing && I looked over his shoulder to see what he was doing, and the back of the hammer came up an hit me in the head.. Left a scar o.O lolol
Amanda4Sure 2 months ago
I left my Xbox360 for 7 days on and the red ring came
adgjl945 2 months ago
i was 12 and i tried doing a 360 no scope
but instead i fell down a ladder.
should've had commado pro lol
i am jackass
grock9000f 2 months ago
9th grade gym glass. Me and my buddy were on the tredmills, I was screwing around and doing running 360 spins and landing perfectly. Turned the tredmill all the way up, jumped for a 360, landed on the tredmill the wrong way, fell right into the wall ( the wall was like 3 inches from the tredmill) The tredmill was sucking my shirt under it, I managed to get out from under the tredmill while everyone stood and watched laughing. Even the hot girls. I proceeded out to the hallyway to sit in shock
Dueforday 2 months ago
@Dueforday
Blood was everywhere. lmao Everyone at my old school remembers me
Dueforday 2 months ago
i tried to do a flip on my bed (no homo) and my bed was by the window so when i did the flip the window was open and in stead of doing a flip on the bed i did a flip out the window...im a stupit ass lol!!!!!!! :)
TheAllanpaul82com 2 months ago
@astrid79227 kid curiosity is so danderous lol!
mzhottie234 2 months ago
i was in second grade n my teacher had to leave early so we got another replacement teacher.i was like can i go to the bathroo? she was like no.so i went to my seat,sat down, and peed right there.im a badass! lol
mzhottie234 2 months ago
it was about 6 moths ago..me n my brother was playing dodgeball with a football. we were chasing each other until we got close to the football. he got it first. he said you got 5 seconds to run that way.i knew he was gonna hit me if i didnt run fats enough. so i went the opposite way he told me to run. i turned aroung and ran into a tree. blood was coming from my head and i started laughing..im so stupid
mzhottie234 2 months ago
I Knocked Out One Of Five People Who Knew Judo, Then I Knocked Them Out, Except For One, I Said "Stop Trying To Kill Me Or I'll Do It Again"
teamnoah111 2 months ago
I walked into the girl's bathroom when it was full e.e
deatheater2345 3 months ago
dude i was with my boyfriend at school and i was running up the stairs with him and we were holding hands so when i fell UP the stairs i took him DOWN with me lol :P durr duuuurrrrr dddduuuuurrrrrr dumb ASS
wolfcassy2010 3 months ago
So over the summer me and my friend were gonna throgh something at a car soo I went to the front of my house hide behind some bushes and I was up first he goes ok here someone comes go know I through it it hits the wheel and the dumbass drives on so it's his turn know and I'm on lookout I go Pugh fuck don't throgh it he goes fuck to late it wads a fucking cop it hit his windfalls and broke it so we ran out into a feid and a hour later a cop car with a smashed wisheild rolls up and takes us down
bikejumping110963 3 months ago
Man........when i was like uuuumm 11 i think ,i was at the mall with mah boifriend and was walking backwards and i bannged into a pole and i said oopps "sorry mam" LOL!!
jonniekiss1 3 months ago
it was like 5 years ago and i was 10 and i found a bottle in the freezer and im like water doesnt freeze so i drank like a third of the bottle and i look on the front and the letters said
V. O. D. K. A.
awww fuck
mrcriminalunderpants 3 months ago
@mrcriminalunderpants how did u not taste it?
eatenxinside 3 months ago
My idiot friend did something like that. He was running for tipping shopping carts(I still don't get the big deal about it) and ran into the plac where the mall cops hang out
SuperBloogs 3 months ago
yesterday on 11/24/11 or something like that i was made i snuck into a college party i am 12 and i was out for 2 days and had no cloths on it was a hang over and i do rember burning down a house i think it was not a finished house or somthing
flippy261 3 months ago in playlist FluffeeTalks
@flippy261 Dude... Its 11/22/11... Are you in the future?
ESCarnageProductions 3 months ago
@ESCarnageProductions He was High...
TheDaysOfLinkinPark 3 months ago
@TheDaysOfLinkinPark Dude...
ESCarnageProductions 3 months ago
@ESCarnageProductionssorry i thought it was that date man i think i just woke up or something
flippy261 2 months ago
a few years back i was 17 and it ws new years eve/day. some friends and i had just finshed a few 24 packs. we were walking back and i started screaming/singing. "im so drunk, and so are you. if your drunk and you know it, clap your hands, and some other shit included. Well there was a cop right behind us, just following us. We all had a good laugh.
comserv1 3 months ago
okay well i was stoned on juice, old juice, and a kid walked by and was pretending to be the police, so i was making funny sounds running and i was like i dont want to die, and he was right behind me and an actual police officer went by and i was in the tree position you no like yoga, and i made my hand be a humming bird and i was poking myself, and he asks what wrong with me and i reply, im drunks.
kek97ful 3 months ago
well i spent a whole day looking for my cell phone and it was in my pocket...
bloomile 3 months ago
i was playing around in a grocery store jumping on and off of the shopping cart my sister was pushing and i accidentily jumped on some random old ladys shopping cart
horsebuck8 3 months ago
smoked weed near a police car
tobishi25 3 months ago
i got hit by a parked car!! YAY(:
XxchelsehxX 3 months ago
I love it when criminal's make my job easy XD
FriedenDurchWissen 3 months ago
@FriedenDurchWissen lol u a police officer?
happyangelbaby125 3 months ago
i was doin this trick on my bike all right on foot on the handel bar one on the seat and im like hey there the house of that one fag everyone hates im just gonna ride my bike up to his house and jump off befor i hit it well i forgot to jump:0
Leebee331 3 months ago
i was walking my dog, but before i went i decided i was gonna ride my bike while the dog gets his walk... so i start riding and the dog is to my left, he goes around a pole on the opposite side as me and i flew like 10 feet in front of me cuz i was going down hill. i face-planted :D
tomshields226 3 months ago in playlist WTF
fell out of a treefort, ran into a table and ran into a screen door :) yes, im an idiot...OH ANNNNNND i was playing majora's mask on my gamecube and said "where the hell is my controller??" but it was in my hand :)
puppie406 3 months ago
I went to a baseball game and I ran up the bleachers running from my brother and her was coming and I slipped off the bleacher and broke my foot... Man I'm stupid.
Meghan19054 3 months ago
the dumbest thing ive ever done is when i had like 5 pounds of weed in my car, i was speeding and just so happened to run into a police car
xXGHOSTHREATxX 3 months ago
Not subscribe to flufflee IM SORRY!!!!!!
WiiRool 3 months ago
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The Dumbest Thing I Have Ever Done Is said the n word in a black gang affiliated street
vandrick11 3 months ago
the dumbest thing i ever did was get in a fight i wasnt involved in
Wecanbeastar 3 months ago
probly attempting no handed on a pogo stick
JimJamJaaames 3 months ago
the dumbest thing ive done, was i once got in a fight at school and instead of hitting the girl i was fighting i knocked out the teacher that had been trying to break up the fight....
sexysinn666 3 months ago
I jerked off in the McDonalds bathroom....with a big mac...
ZomgSquirrelz 3 months ago
@ZomgSquirrelz that is fucking discusting
jackbh1994 3 months ago
the dumest thing i,ve ver done was i came up to this girl that looked like my sisster and cut a big chunk off and then fond out she wus not my sisster
citruslime01 3 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
i fell from a 30ft tree, scratched up my arms and legs, my ankle got caught in a branch, and i was stuck,upside down, my head 1/2 a foot from this big ass bolder right below me, in a fucking skirt.
conversegirl311 3 months ago
Dude thats how i steal from grocery stores!
RriPped 3 months ago
It's not the dumbest..... but since it happened today: so I was walking down the hall and I saw one of my friends going through his locker, and me being me I kicked him in the but..... to say hello. That guy was not who I thought it was... but some guy i didn't know who has the locker beside my friend's.... sometimes I wonder if kicking people is the best way to say hello... I also think I'll check if it's the right person next time instead of just going for it.. hah ha ha....
JAWS83325 3 months ago
I have the memory of a retarded goldfish and the coordination of an armless woman, where do I even begin.
SaoirseRanekaera 3 months ago 2
the dumest thing ive done has to be when my co-worker changd my brakes on my car.. (1st thing, after changn brakes they need to be 'pumpd' to get out the excess air, 2nd thing, the garage he changd my brakes at, is at the top of a hill) ..so he changs my brakes, hands me the keys, and im ready to leave, i thank him, get in my car, start it, put it in reverse, and immediately i knw sumthn is wrong ..my brakes arent catching.. so there i go rolling dwn backwards dwn a hill yelling "no brakes"
RabidKity 3 months ago
the dumbest thing i'v done was asked where my beer was then took a drink of it and then set it down 2 look 4 it
wyteowt 3 months ago
My dumbest thing i'v ever done was half way through maths class i suddenly stood up and yelled at the teacher "I AM GOD!" then i put my stuff away and left class Lmfao
pillowbuddyMR 4 months ago
The dummest thing i've ever done is when I was talking to mu crush and i totally fell, without tripping over anything... x3
Hannahcake1 4 months ago
i was on a zip wire and a put myself in this position for 50p..
ll````````L_______--|___l--------->
but i forgot to sit vertically at the end and i smashed my arm on the fence..and broke both of them, my arm & the fence :P
nuttymonkey11 4 months ago
i think the guy who went back to the cops went back there on purpose for the adrenaline rush, like he was taunting them. but he FAILED.
33melonpaws77 4 months ago
my Ex wife,
stabdedinbac1 4 months ago
I feel asleep on the bus at the stop before the one i was suppose to get off at. I was soooo late for school.
jarmakey1 4 months ago
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I called a girl and to ask her what her number was Lol
DubbaDanz 4 months ago
not study for history my mom hit my head in my window because of that
MONYARM1 4 months ago
no top comment....SNOSBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOSBERRIES!
mrapter7 4 months ago
Dummest thing I have ever done : Not study for a math test.
TK125000 4 months ago
in jaunuary i yelled at a tree to grow bananas.. my voice craked up.. it still craked some today..
xboxliveShadow144450 4 months ago
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i once yelled at a tree to grow bananas. my voice got messed up it still is..
xboxliveShadow144450 4 months ago
i once yelled at a tree to grow bananas.. my voice got messed up.. it still is..
xboxliveShadow144450 4 months ago
im gonna try that handstand of a swing thing thanks Fluffee :D
LukeScootMGP 4 months ago
@LukeScootMGP omg thats a great idea!! make sure to record it!!!
ILOVEBOTDF5488 4 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
I told a guy that probably had a gun to pull his pants up
yourface681 4 months ago
when he was talking about when he worked at a gracery store and people robing them thats the reason we have those annoying old ladies wanting to cheak your recipt all the f**king time " exscuse me do you have your recipt" ..... "yea" ........ ... "may I see it " " everytime damn!!!" " I guess" "mm it seems your trying to steal this box of pancakes"
kylak8j 4 months ago
i have touretts and cops came to my house and i like cused them out by accitedent and parent almost got arrested for letting me say that stuff and and my mom had to explain that i had touretts and had a good laugh for a while and went on with our lives so yea
101rhodora11 4 months ago
I let my boyfriend of two weeks who live an hour an a half away borrow 50 bucks and my cell phone. He then called my cousin with it and said he wanted to screw her. Needless to say he thought I was my cousin when I decided to call him, I heard it for myself and flipped out, never hearing from him again. FUCK YOU, DUSTY. Stupid, drug dealing, piece of shit. And that bitch, Kayla, who used me for my money. Yeah, fuck you too, hoe. I lent your ass 400 bucks, bitch, and you kicked me out.
jasminekost1115 4 months ago
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jasminekost1115 4 months ago
Erm.... The dumbest thing... hmm prolly attempting to ride a bike with no seat nd I forgot went to sit down and I had to explain to my parents why my ass hurt so bad so I said " :*( It tried to touch to me in bad places... it went to farrr -hides-"......
0x0FrequencyXoX 4 months ago
I flashed my manboobs at a police officer
ARCHERKESTREL1 4 months ago
walked up 2 a 900 pound guy and told him 2 sit on me he did it and i swear i felt like i was being ubsorbed in his fat
REDNECKROMEO1775 4 months ago
dumbest thing ive ever done is i told a girl that i did gymnastics and she didnt believe me so she told me i was a liar and a dumbass and then i slappped her in the face
devsturm92 4 months ago
Walked up to my dad and said "pull my finger"
PeterPicks 4 months ago
i told a guy that i was vip even tho he wasnt the gard person
Plangentry 4 months ago
stupidest thing i ever did was decide to watch porn rather than this
jontyboy8675309 4 months ago
Was washing up in food class, turns out the washing up liquid had managed to make bubbles in the drain outside, so i ran over to see it, tripping over a chair, smashed my jaw against a metal desk and broke it. GOOD TIMES.
devillyl 4 months ago
jumped off my friends roof knowing it was low enough to land safe but not thinking what i might land on well i ended up landing on a board with a rusty nail through it which went through my shoe and foot
tytyissy 4 months ago
I put my finger into a light socket and turned it on and held t there
bsaef8 4 months ago
the dumbest thing i ever done was, i was trying to be cool, to jump down 13 steps on the stairs, with a basketball.... i had this idea cuz i did successfuly do it before.. but you know.. i was unlucky... on the second last step, i broke my ankle :/
megvagyimmartizenyol 4 months ago
in school, i sneezed i wacked my head on the table and knocked myself up, then i woke up in the hospital and said ' what the fuck happened!'
Tex6073 4 months ago
thumbs up if it kept pausing and you got really pissed when it wouldn't stop freezing
MrTornado300 4 months ago
well i have a lot so one of them was....running up the stairs laughing and then getting hick ups and then tripped and rolled all the way to the floor':D
elaineNmaria 4 months ago
I tried to kill a bug on my friends forehead with a metal baseball bat...
dgales9pt0 4 months ago
i did tried to do a back flip off the side of a 4 1/2 ft pool and chipped my tooth... -.-
TheTotallyrandomXD 4 months ago
The stupidest thing I ever done was tripping over my dog and dislocating my knee :p
monkeybutt224 4 months ago