Most cops are just drunk pieces of shit. The older cops are OK if you can catch 'em in a sober moment, which is rare, but the younger ones, damn. All they need is a swastika sewn onto their shirt-pocket and they've got the whole package. It's that whole "Us vs. Them" mentality they've get. Mostly just pimple-face kids who got picked-on a lot in school, now they've got the gun and the taser and they're just itchin' to use it. On anyone, Grandma, a five-year-old, whoever, man. It's sad.
Today's cops abuse auth.. I'm sick of living in a police state, seeing families along the road, possessions strewn about, seeing my friends arrested "for their own safety" cause they had the nerve 2 assert their rights.Shoot dogs that bark at them, barging in homes, when no danger existed, circumventing law by buying illegal info, spy on us, talk on their cells while driving, telling people to shut up, or you're going to jail.
"When they came for me, no one was left to stand up for my rights".
I bet 90% of the people on here who are bashing cops either have a criminal record or are at least chronic traffic violators. Sounds like some people need to take responsibility for their actions. And no I'm not a police officer.
@suicidalparrot You just lost your bet. Most people are scared nowadays. Police have overstepped their sworn bounds. You may need to get out more often.
my crazy uncle phoned in bomb threats. i tipped off the police, they told me that they would not say where they got thier info from. when they confronted him they told him my name, then they took away my firearm (that sat in the corner of my room for 15 years untouched) and told him i was going to shoot him.thanks s p p d.. ill never work with the police ever again!!! i am lucky to be alive
I don't like this message. Some of the police officers (not all) in our area are horrible. There have been several times I was pulled over for no reason. When I was younger I worked at Sonic and in the summer worked easily til 2 am because of the clean up time after closing (which was at midnight) I was pulled over i can remember at least 10+ in 2 year period and ask where I was going and why I was out that late. Being that I lived in the county I think they always thought I was trying to run..
now since im only 12 i dont have any idea if the police are bad or good, but so far i think there are bad cops and good cops, so please, dont argue with a 12 year old... over the internet..... about something in which he hasnt had any relations to
What do I press to identify myself as a police officer so when I get pulled over for a DUI I won't get arrested or even get a ticket.? Also what do I press to tell my supervisors that I met my ticket quota so i deserve a raise and a promotion?
..if we detained you by illegally using 'emergency procedures' such as falshing lights and sirens..press 32..if we issued to you an unconstitutional bill of attainder aka a ' traffic citation" or "ticket" press 33... if we've youve caught us violating our oath of office as usual press 35 ... wtf is wrong with police? the rights we have are not what they are protecting..they protect the law..thats it...its rare when a police officer is a 'peace/constitutional 'officer..
i wonder which number i press when they violate my constitutional rights..or do they have a different number for each different right violated?hmmm... lets see..if we violated your right to travel and issued you a ticket for 'no drivers license" press 22...if we searched your property w/out a warrant -press 23..if we rressted you w/out an arrest warrant-press 24...if we practiced law w/o a license press 25..if we detained you ,which is the same as arresting you w/o a warrant press 29....
This really is so true. I've heard many of these as I was in law enforcement. Ppl do need to take responsibility for their actions. Although there are always 2 sides to every story and I was always hearing both sides. The voicemail is really something to reflect as a story to reality. We have all been there and have said some of the things that are on this vm. I have and I know a lot of people have. It's just funny to listen to..... :))))
What do I press to identify myself as a police officer, so in case of being pulled over I will be aloowed to get away with everything including DUIs and running over kids and the elderly?
The reason why this was made is cause stupid people pretty much expect illogical things like this from the police. This doesn't reflect their egos. They just get tired of this same stupid crap all the time. People who get mad cause THEY broke the law or people claiming the police don't do anything when crimes occur when they really have no idea what they're talking about, and other things mentioned on here. Yes there are some bad police out there, but that doesn't go for the majority of them.
This is why only worthless assholes call the police. I have never called the police for anything and I never will because I solely am responsible for my life and my actions. Cops are not needed period.
It very well could be that there are bad cops out there. I believe that, but unlike doctors,preachers and other employed (patrons?) where you can choose to receive their services or not, you cannot decide which law enforcement officer responds to your call for aid. And NO!, cops who abuse their power will not magicaly (or otherwise disappear because people stop breaking the law. Rediculous logic. Funny vid none the less.
Do some people realize how awful they sound when they open their mouth? I, myself, found the video just...a try at humor. Why be a bitch about it? Besides, online death threats...heh. I'm sorry. I really don't want to finish that, what with it being illegal n all in some states, but since SpeakoniaKILLS can't catch the humor and can only grace us with her knowledge of what jackasses the police allegedly are, then she/he can go fuck him/herself. Being a bitch isn't going to get u through life.
Yes, because putting their lives in danger and taking bullets for disrespectful people like you IS hard. I wonder…would you take a bullet for someone you didn’t know? Let alone some punk. Be glad, Steven from Pensacola, that I am not a cop.
@VictorianAuthoress reminds me of the message machine that a school had lol....oh wait IT IS! ITS THE SAME MESSAGE JUST EDITED :S Check the video and see?
4. Just because YOU think policemen are so fucking perfect, that there shit doesn't stink, doesn't mean you have to shout your opinions to other people.
Oh please... don't make a generalized statement about police officers due to a cfew bad seeds. I will agree that stuff does go down, but some cops just might be out there to do their jobs the right way... imagine that, most of you will never get to know those police officers because you automatically hate the badge .
the one who put up this video is one of those cops who gives people shit cause he hates his life. who do you think cops love there jobs so much. they all hate there lives.
llmfaao i swear to god i know the motherfucker who said this, he sounds just like the guy who was a guard in the jdc i went to on spring break last year... funny ass mofo
What a bunch of bullshit. Why does every cop have some "unappreciated hero" complex? It takes respect to get respect officers. What's the difference between a cop and a criminal? A badge. Cops are just a gang like any other. Cops these days remind me of the jews in concentration camps that were recruited and given "authority" to keep the other jews in line even though their ultimate worth to the powers that be was about the same.
If there were no crime it would be a just society but cops wouldn't have jobs, so a low crime rate would be a bad thing for the police because they wouldn't be able to get raises and promotions
@burndata Honestly, its not the cops fault for doing what the lawmakers tell them to do. If the lawmaker says that no one is allowed to driver any faster then 65 M.P.H. then its the cops job to enforce that. So, dont blame a cop for doing all the dirty work. Blame the assholes who make the laws and not the people who enforce them.
I think people just need to take reponsibility for their own actions. I am a stoner and i have been caught with weed before, but i paid my fines and treated the officers with respect, because well, i was breaking the law and they were just doing their jobs. I agree that there are "bad" cops but thats true for all professions. If your gonna fuck up and break the law, at least OWN UP TO IT . Dont give cops a hard time, all they are trying to do is PROTECT you from your own DUMBASSNESS.
You may have posted this one a year ago, but in all honesty I thought I was the only one who felt this way. Nice to see someone else has the guts to make this statement.
To all you "wanna be haters not knowing why your hating": Cops are harsh because the job is harsh. Why do you think bouncers looked pissed off all the time? Because they put up with assholes on a daily basis. Would you rather have someone who knows what the fuck they are doing or a pansy ass in a pink fairy costume waving a wand to fix all crimes?? Some of you complaining probably work at wal mart and you pieces of shit dont smile at me when i walk in so shut the fuck up!
sounds like something I would expect to hear in reality...The overinflated egos of 99% of the police officers in this world contribute to the bad image and shit they get hit with when they DONT do their job.
I live in Lorain Ohio. A rather large group of policemen with small dicks and big egos. I would not be surprised to hear this MSG on their personal phone at home. It's a job where you get very little thanks because most times you don't do anything to deserve it. Our police station is full of phucktards!
@fiend43ver wow thats impressive did you think of that all by yourself? Or did you have to collaborate with your more intelligent friends? I've never been called a pig..thats very original. I bet next you'll say you pay my salary or I'm ugly or gay or stupid. God only knows what your well tuned mund will come up with next...
@crash92 I'm with you there, and that's the problem with America. Stupid people are creating more stupid people. Smart people are smart by deciding when is the best time to have a child. In addition, our school standards are lower than ever thanks to parents who bitch about their child's failing grade and the lack of an academic drive in students today. Unfortunately, smart people are living on borrowed time. Soon the world will become stupid and people like you and me will have to fix it.
hmmmmm...could it be that there are bad cops out there just like there are bad doctors, preachers, and other employed patrions. Wow, you may be on to something....
yep and this recording pretty much reflects upon their atitude. If its such a thankless job why do it? Probably because the reason wasn't to help others as much as it is to prop up your own ego.
@mat1981, disappear? where? Patrolcar and choking on drpepper and donuts? sorry, but this world does NOT have enough drpepper and donuts to maintain their "waiting for rumble-time!".
so, there is a natural balance between choking on drpepper and donuts, and whooping someones ass. LMAO...
@mat1981 must be one of the " i know everything " bastards right here .so would your job dumbass ( disappear ) . It would be like cowboys with no indians. My main problem is not that i got caught doing something....which i did . Its that you guys are supposed to set an example and do a piss poor job.How can you demand respect for protecting a law you dont even follow , and your all a bunch of smart assed, power hungry ,dickheads
Best. Message. Ever! I am required to call the police almost daily because of my job, and that is very similar to the recording I have to hear (except many of the prompts are never this funny).
what do I press If I want a job as a cop, I'm pretty good at planting evidence such as drugs under car seats in order to frame people, so i think I'd be a pretty good cop.
The "cop worship" stuff really gets tiring. Yes, some of them are decent individuals, just like any other walk of life ... but the system itself is badly broken and getting worse by the day.
As Stefan Molyneux puts it, "Protect and Serve" means for THOSE IN POWER -- not you!
All the childish fawning about the situation doesn't change the facts. The present setup is not the only way to run a society and it sure as Hell isn't the best way by a long shot.
Keep your neighborhood safe??? How arrogant!! Cops don't keep the neighborhood safe it's the decent hard-working citizens who do that. Police really need to get that through their thick heads.
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You must lead a very sheltered life.You blindfully believe the cops roaming your neighborhood are saints, or what?They may act respectful when in front of the public eye, but anyone that questions their authority gets an "Interfering with official police business" thrown at them. That usually includes knees to the back, taser, a couple punches to the kidney. Oh yeah almost forgot... you sir, are the ass. And a very big one at that.
Go look at what police did during the north Hollywood shooting. I didnt see any "Hard-Working citizens" running towards the gunshots. They all ran away from them.
Because "advanced" people need someone else to do everything for them. Guard their home. Discipline their children. Pay their bills. Solve every one of their problems.
THAT's the kind of mentality that put this country in the shit-hole it's in right now.
Nobody wants to take responsibility for anything at all.
Fuck that. I'm looking out for me and my own. Everyone else can go to hell if trouble comes knocking.
Maybe the porkers *will* be there in time to save you.
is this a real police department voicemail greeting or a fake? please reply back
b3arism 2 days ago
lol
theideagirlsays 6 days ago
Most cops are just drunk pieces of shit. The older cops are OK if you can catch 'em in a sober moment, which is rare, but the younger ones, damn. All they need is a swastika sewn onto their shirt-pocket and they've got the whole package. It's that whole "Us vs. Them" mentality they've get. Mostly just pimple-face kids who got picked-on a lot in school, now they've got the gun and the taser and they're just itchin' to use it. On anyone, Grandma, a five-year-old, whoever, man. It's sad.
agent458 3 weeks ago
I adore this...... It Is now in my favorites......
Bleachgirl26 3 weeks ago
Brilliant!!!
CyberSubZ 3 weeks ago
Today's cops abuse auth.. I'm sick of living in a police state, seeing families along the road, possessions strewn about, seeing my friends arrested "for their own safety" cause they had the nerve 2 assert their rights.Shoot dogs that bark at them, barging in homes, when no danger existed, circumventing law by buying illegal info, spy on us, talk on their cells while driving, telling people to shut up, or you're going to jail.
"When they came for me, no one was left to stand up for my rights".
pizamoto 1 month ago
I love police officers!!
4ycart 1 month ago
Love this
4ycart 1 month ago
61 people have not been brainwashed by the cops
delorme9 2 months ago
I pressed 1
johhnyboyish 2 months ago
If you're looking for someone to attack peaceful protesters with batons, pepper-spray, or tear gas, please hang up since we're already on our way.
erikgreen428 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i hope you all know this is bullshit
videofreakmanic123 2 months ago
I bet 90% of the people on here who are bashing cops either have a criminal record or are at least chronic traffic violators. Sounds like some people need to take responsibility for their actions. And no I'm not a police officer.
suicidalparrot 3 months ago
@suicidalparrot You just lost your bet. Most people are scared nowadays. Police have overstepped their sworn bounds. You may need to get out more often.
pizamoto 1 month ago
my crazy uncle phoned in bomb threats. i tipped off the police, they told me that they would not say where they got thier info from. when they confronted him they told him my name, then they took away my firearm (that sat in the corner of my room for 15 years untouched) and told him i was going to shoot him.thanks s p p d.. ill never work with the police ever again!!! i am lucky to be alive
tryby12 3 months ago 6
I don't like this message. Some of the police officers (not all) in our area are horrible. There have been several times I was pulled over for no reason. When I was younger I worked at Sonic and in the summer worked easily til 2 am because of the clean up time after closing (which was at midnight) I was pulled over i can remember at least 10+ in 2 year period and ask where I was going and why I was out that late. Being that I lived in the county I think they always thought I was trying to run..
Amandandoug 3 months ago
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Amandandoug 3 months ago
and alot of people are posting about it
now since im only 12 i dont have any idea if the police are bad or good, but so far i think there are bad cops and good cops, so please, dont argue with a 12 year old... over the internet..... about something in which he hasnt had any relations to
BriGuy9881 3 months ago
if you noticed, all the people who hate this video basically hate the police
now lets read the description
it says the word FUNNY in it, nothing like "cops are perfect" or "i wish we all didnt do all this bad stuff" but he thinks it is funny.
so please, read descriptions
BriGuy9881 3 months ago
What do I press to identify myself as a police officer so when I get pulled over for a DUI I won't get arrested or even get a ticket.? Also what do I press to tell my supervisors that I met my ticket quota so i deserve a raise and a promotion?
delorme9 3 months ago in playlist Cops are scum
yes, i clearly am an America and a gear in the socialist machine.
omid11 4 months ago
fuck the cops! when they pull me over i always fart so they have to smell it
zionml 4 months ago
@zionml I should try that
delorme9 3 months ago in playlist Cops are scum
This is my favorite voice mail: "You know that I'm a misanthrope. So fuck off already."
JeffersonDinedAlone 4 months ago
..if we detained you by illegally using 'emergency procedures' such as falshing lights and sirens..press 32..if we issued to you an unconstitutional bill of attainder aka a ' traffic citation" or "ticket" press 33... if we've youve caught us violating our oath of office as usual press 35 ... wtf is wrong with police? the rights we have are not what they are protecting..they protect the law..thats it...its rare when a police officer is a 'peace/constitutional 'officer..
dasenuff 4 months ago
i wonder which number i press when they violate my constitutional rights..or do they have a different number for each different right violated?hmmm... lets see..if we violated your right to travel and issued you a ticket for 'no drivers license" press 22...if we searched your property w/out a warrant -press 23..if we rressted you w/out an arrest warrant-press 24...if we practiced law w/o a license press 25..if we detained you ,which is the same as arresting you w/o a warrant press 29....
dasenuff 4 months ago
so if you solve your problems with bullets. say the tv doesn't work. do you shoot it?
Uberlordlaharl1 5 months ago
@Uberlordlaharl1 i just lold
though thats serious, im with you on that one
BriGuy9881 3 months ago
This really is so true. I've heard many of these as I was in law enforcement. Ppl do need to take responsibility for their actions. Although there are always 2 sides to every story and I was always hearing both sides. The voicemail is really something to reflect as a story to reality. We have all been there and have said some of the things that are on this vm. I have and I know a lot of people have. It's just funny to listen to..... :))))
free2fly174 6 months ago
What do I press to identify myself as a police officer, so in case of being pulled over I will be aloowed to get away with everything including DUIs and running over kids and the elderly?
delorme9 6 months ago
fuck cops
chickenwing986 6 months ago
I press 7
cdude100 6 months ago
The reason why this was made is cause stupid people pretty much expect illogical things like this from the police. This doesn't reflect their egos. They just get tired of this same stupid crap all the time. People who get mad cause THEY broke the law or people claiming the police don't do anything when crimes occur when they really have no idea what they're talking about, and other things mentioned on here. Yes there are some bad police out there, but that doesn't go for the majority of them.
KaylaS999 7 months ago
This is why only worthless assholes call the police. I have never called the police for anything and I never will because I solely am responsible for my life and my actions. Cops are not needed period.
cockyhemi 7 months ago
It very well could be that there are bad cops out there. I believe that, but unlike doctors,preachers and other employed (patrons?) where you can choose to receive their services or not, you cannot decide which law enforcement officer responds to your call for aid. And NO!, cops who abuse their power will not magicaly (or otherwise disappear because people stop breaking the law. Rediculous logic. Funny vid none the less.
TheUnDecider 8 months ago
Wow
Red251985 9 months ago
I would press 6
jethawkstrider 9 months ago
This ain't funny, whichever cops made this voicemail are a bunch of assholes.
0820Nikolas 9 months ago
This is obviously fake u assholes!!!! They'd be arrested if they actually sed this
flipflopcallie1 10 months ago
Do some people realize how awful they sound when they open their mouth? I, myself, found the video just...a try at humor. Why be a bitch about it? Besides, online death threats...heh. I'm sorry. I really don't want to finish that, what with it being illegal n all in some states, but since SpeakoniaKILLS can't catch the humor and can only grace us with her knowledge of what jackasses the police allegedly are, then she/he can go fuck him/herself. Being a bitch isn't going to get u through life.
CelestialBlueFire13 10 months ago
is this a real recording? funny one. hope it's real. give me the number.
Itsmeeman1 10 months ago
What do I push to thank cops for all the hard work they do?
VictorianAuthoress 10 months ago
@VictorianAuthoress lol so I guess sitting on your ass all day is "hard word"?
desenagrator 9 months ago
@desenagrator
Yes, because putting their lives in danger and taking bullets for disrespectful people like you IS hard. I wonder…would you take a bullet for someone you didn’t know? Let alone some punk. Be glad, Steven from Pensacola, that I am not a cop.
VictorianAuthoress 9 months ago 5
@VictorianAuthoress reminds me of the message machine that a school had lol....oh wait IT IS! ITS THE SAME MESSAGE JUST EDITED :S Check the video and see?
CONKER17 3 months ago
where can i get this. this is just to funny
Fire47Fighter 10 months ago
well heres hoping none of your sorry arses ever have to call eh! quick to bitch but even quicker to call to sort your sorry lives out
this still makes me laugh even after all these years xx
TEABAG516 10 months ago
i press 6
pokemonchampion500 11 months ago
1. this video sucks.
2. you suck for making this video.
3. you're not fucking funny
4. Just because YOU think policemen are so fucking perfect, that there shit doesn't stink, doesn't mean you have to shout your opinions to other people.
5. dial 10 for 'mat1981' to go fuck himself.
SpeakoniaKILLS 11 months ago
@SpeakoniaKILLS
you're a poor angry person who just needs a hug. Come here. Let me help.
64wonderboy 10 months ago
i have this as my greeting and anyone who called to tell me happy bday got scared and hung up ahahhaahahah
TheShideh8 11 months ago
@TheShideh8 thhat prolly never happened and your trying to act cool for youtube.
albertb50 11 months ago
@albertb50 that exactly happened and i dont find it cool plus who would i impress on youtube? trolls like u? naaaaa bra! it was just a comment
TheShideh8 11 months ago
fuck the police. and fuck all their bitch friends who defend them on youtube hahaha
gchav002 1 year ago
@gchav002 Finally someone who gets it
delorme9 9 months ago
funney shit
ouint 1 year ago
YOU PUT THE "OOF" IN "GOOF"
sagemfg1 1 year ago
GOOOOOOOOOF
sagemfg1 1 year ago
YOU ARE A TOTAL; GOOF!!
sagemfg1 1 year ago
Oh please... don't make a generalized statement about police officers due to a cfew bad seeds. I will agree that stuff does go down, but some cops just might be out there to do their jobs the right way... imagine that, most of you will never get to know those police officers because you automatically hate the badge .
godfathershady 1 year ago
if i ever get the police department voice mail and im getting robed i will get pissed
usbo100 1 year ago
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Unguidedone 1 year ago
Grate job ... love it!
lumeamea2009 1 year ago
the one who put up this video is one of those cops who gives people shit cause he hates his life. who do you think cops love there jobs so much. they all hate there lives.
biggienorm420 1 year ago
dial 13 for fuck the police
LongLiveSylar 1 year ago
Fake but funny.
Danienn 1 year ago
whops i pressed 5 and 8
SuperGoatJr 1 year ago
fuck the police.
long2534 1 year ago
wine about it 4
zombie710491 1 year ago
wine about it
zombie710491 1 year ago
This idea was stolen from another fake voice mail message that was supposed to be a school. Both suck
TheLonersManual 1 year ago
llmfaao i swear to god i know the motherfucker who said this, he sounds just like the guy who was a guard in the jdc i went to on spring break last year... funny ass mofo
hereticjc 1 year ago
All police departments should have this voicemail. Epic win.
DrexelDragonO91 1 year ago
What about calling for 3 years to report speeders on a street that children cross daily
and those same speeders are still speeding.But,no children have been hit yet so I guess everythings ok.
mompood 1 year ago
@mompood Press 6.
DrexelDragonO91 1 year ago
@DrexelDragonO91 Haha Good answer:)
mompood 1 year ago
lol
SimplyDeano 1 year ago
"Less than 1 half of 1% of officers misfit the uniform. And thats a better average than you'll find among clergy..." - Paul Harvey.
leady55 1 year ago
What a bunch of bullshit. Why does every cop have some "unappreciated hero" complex? It takes respect to get respect officers. What's the difference between a cop and a criminal? A badge. Cops are just a gang like any other. Cops these days remind me of the jews in concentration camps that were recruited and given "authority" to keep the other jews in line even though their ultimate worth to the powers that be was about the same.
disdajuice1 1 year ago
Hahahahaha
This is great......so true too.
sheba106 1 year ago
Whats the number?
XxJoxJoxJordanxX 1 year ago
LOL
that was realy good make another one
TheWonkeyDonkey2 1 year ago
Hearing this makes my day :)
pandoraeternity 1 year ago
PRESS 4!!!
m33lad 1 year ago
hahaha! this was great! bravo mat1981
nichovinwulffin 1 year ago
hahahah i used this 4 a prank
SuperBored10 1 year ago
New motto for the side of the car "were here to save your but not kiss it", LOL
mcaddicts 1 year ago
If there were no crime it would be a just society but cops wouldn't have jobs, so a low crime rate would be a bad thing for the police because they wouldn't be able to get raises and promotions
delorme9 1 year ago
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Giuelith 1 year ago
fuck this shit cops suck
burndata 1 year ago
@burndata Honestly, its not the cops fault for doing what the lawmakers tell them to do. If the lawmaker says that no one is allowed to driver any faster then 65 M.P.H. then its the cops job to enforce that. So, dont blame a cop for doing all the dirty work. Blame the assholes who make the laws and not the people who enforce them.
funboy0420 1 year ago
I think people just need to take reponsibility for their own actions. I am a stoner and i have been caught with weed before, but i paid my fines and treated the officers with respect, because well, i was breaking the law and they were just doing their jobs. I agree that there are "bad" cops but thats true for all professions. If your gonna fuck up and break the law, at least OWN UP TO IT . Dont give cops a hard time, all they are trying to do is PROTECT you from your own DUMBASSNESS.
TokinAngel23 1 year ago 23
@TokinAngel23
You may have posted this one a year ago, but in all honesty I thought I was the only one who felt this way. Nice to see someone else has the guts to make this statement.
dmellis98 3 months ago
lmao!!!!!!! llol :-D
ladyen7 1 year ago
We are here to save your butts, not kiss them.....funny as hell
kingdill8 1 year ago
3 three
ashash3002 1 year ago
Why is it any funny video meant to be a funny video turned into a bunch of morons arguing in the comments about whether cops are corrupt or not?
DigitalPh333r 1 year ago
@DigitalPh333r because people in the world have nothing better to do than bitch about other people.
or simply because they weren't loved enough as a child and want attention.
pratles 1 year ago
To all you "wanna be haters not knowing why your hating": Cops are harsh because the job is harsh. Why do you think bouncers looked pissed off all the time? Because they put up with assholes on a daily basis. Would you rather have someone who knows what the fuck they are doing or a pansy ass in a pink fairy costume waving a wand to fix all crimes?? Some of you complaining probably work at wal mart and you pieces of shit dont smile at me when i walk in so shut the fuck up!
13098519 1 year ago
'dumbass' ?
raikis123 1 year ago
I keep mashing 4 but my stupid whiny kids are still here. This message is all lies!
adamzikes 1 year ago 2
5 lmao!!!!
homisydal 1 year ago
5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 55 5 5 5 55 5 lol.
donjuandonjuan 1 year ago
sounds like something I would expect to hear in reality...The overinflated egos of 99% of the police officers in this world contribute to the bad image and shit they get hit with when they DONT do their job.
Aeryn007 1 year ago
Agreed.
EMPERORMIKI 1 year ago
I live in Lorain Ohio. A rather large group of policemen with small dicks and big egos. I would not be surprised to hear this MSG on their personal phone at home. It's a job where you get very little thanks because most times you don't do anything to deserve it. Our police station is full of phucktards!
ck44052 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
8, 8, 8, 8, 8,
Melody1Running 1 year ago
People call the police to help solve problems..but in my time as a police officer i have discovered one thing. You can't fix stupid.
crash92 1 year ago 80
@crash92 fuck the police u stupid pig
fiend43ver 1 year ago
@fiend43ver wow thats impressive did you think of that all by yourself? Or did you have to collaborate with your more intelligent friends? I've never been called a pig..thats very original. I bet next you'll say you pay my salary or I'm ugly or gay or stupid. God only knows what your well tuned mund will come up with next...
crash92 1 year ago
@crash92 I was always told PIG stands for Pride Integrity and Guts :)
MrDavestro 1 year ago
Don't be too proud of yourself.
mompood 1 year ago
@crash92 I'm with you there, and that's the problem with America. Stupid people are creating more stupid people. Smart people are smart by deciding when is the best time to have a child. In addition, our school standards are lower than ever thanks to parents who bitch about their child's failing grade and the lack of an academic drive in students today. Unfortunately, smart people are living on borrowed time. Soon the world will become stupid and people like you and me will have to fix it.
DrexelDragonO91 1 year ago
@crash92 that' sounds about right, stupid takes a while to fix.
laloinpalmsprings 1 year ago
I solve my problems with bullets. As long as you get in my way you die.
omid11 5 months ago
What do you press to report cops who abuse their power
delorme9 1 year ago 9
@delorme9 Nothing...just stop breaking the law and they will magically disappear.
mat1981 1 year ago 56
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@mat1981
what if it is a cop that hits people in alleys for no reason? or breaking the law themselves and you want to report it
BeginnerBatchFile 1 year ago
hmmmmm...could it be that there are bad cops out there just like there are bad doctors, preachers, and other employed patrions. Wow, you may be on to something....
mat1981 1 year ago 24
yep and this recording pretty much reflects upon their atitude. If its such a thankless job why do it? Probably because the reason wasn't to help others as much as it is to prop up your own ego.
Stink808 1 year ago
@mat1981 There are good preachers?
doctorphate 1 year ago
@mat1981 if there were bad cops like the ones off superbad i wouldnt care lol
mankind059 1 year ago
friggin awesome comment!!!!!
crash92 1 year ago
do cops only hit people in alleys? I'm a cop and we dont have many allys where I work...
crash92 1 year ago 3
@mat1981, disappear? where? Patrolcar and choking on drpepper and donuts? sorry, but this world does NOT have enough drpepper and donuts to maintain their "waiting for rumble-time!".
so, there is a natural balance between choking on drpepper and donuts, and whooping someones ass. LMAO...
ploetzlich30 1 year ago
@mat1981 must be one of the " i know everything " bastards right here .so would your job dumbass ( disappear ) . It would be like cowboys with no indians. My main problem is not that i got caught doing something....which i did . Its that you guys are supposed to set an example and do a piss poor job.How can you demand respect for protecting a law you dont even follow , and your all a bunch of smart assed, power hungry ,dickheads
LongLiveSylar 1 year ago
@delorme9 Are you still mad because you received a well deserved speeding ticket 5 years ago.
owl1970 9 months ago
Must be on a power trip
delorme9 1 year ago
It got a chortle from me.
Not sure I'd listen to it again though. Reminds me of those "hilarious" man vs. woman emails.
mikefromauckland 1 year ago
this should really be used rather then some joke..
Hoffasgrave 2 years ago 2
Best. Message. Ever! I am required to call the police almost daily because of my job, and that is very similar to the recording I have to hear (except many of the prompts are never this funny).
Pan434 2 years ago
what do I press If I want a job as a cop, I'm pretty good at planting evidence such as drugs under car seats in order to frame people, so i think I'd be a pretty good cop.
delorme9 2 years ago
@delorme9 So using your logic, ALL cops are bad cops, would leave me to believe your a stoner who's mad cause he got caught. Cry me a river.
mat1981 2 years ago 27
no your the idiot that has the drugs in his car and wonder why you get caught....it wasn't mine...
crash92 1 year ago
I Love that!
HeeHaw57 2 years ago
funney as hell me keep it up
ouint 2 years ago
But its so true lol
goaa20 2 years ago
i pressed 4 and the next calll was 5.
BringBackYesterday23 2 years ago
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i feel better now.
iliketolivealone 2 years ago
The "cop worship" stuff really gets tiring. Yes, some of them are decent individuals, just like any other walk of life ... but the system itself is badly broken and getting worse by the day.
As Stefan Molyneux puts it, "Protect and Serve" means for THOSE IN POWER -- not you!
All the childish fawning about the situation doesn't change the facts. The present setup is not the only way to run a society and it sure as Hell isn't the best way by a long shot.
TU80609 2 years ago
blow it out yur pants cop!!!!
delorme9 2 years ago
Lol That is funny one of my old friends is a cop and I swear he would have that
Leaxnicole 2 years ago
LoL
Juggaurnaut777 2 years ago
Excellent
desert1cop 2 years ago 2
I WANT IT
Ruzlier 2 years ago
brillaint
Zacheas 2 years ago
I love it!
swatson1190 2 years ago
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police suck ass!!!
south4ever617 2 years ago
hahahhahaha i love this !
xxV1CTOR1Axx 2 years ago
Amen, now if only I could actually answer the phone this way.
Maleficently 2 years ago
i chose number 9
DeadMansFilm 2 years ago
this was a you tube fail o.O
Xdarkninjalotus420 2 years ago
lol
TheMasterMarine 2 years ago
hahahaha thats hilarious!!!!! xD
crazybabie55 2 years ago
LOL... whats the dialogue for this??
InuYashaandKagomeROK 2 years ago
Ugh, sounds like a cop whining.
AnnacondaVice 2 years ago 3
they are there to protect and serve not to make you happy.
they do their best to us safe and they are the best on what they do.
Gorre92 2 years ago
excuses for being a-holes.
tugsandkisses 2 years ago
LMAO!
DarkLordDaishi 2 years ago
"Instead of keeping your dumbass in line" lmfao, and "we're here to save your butts, not kiss 'em."
kayeeveeayyenn 2 years ago 4
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#10- For being fat f*cks
Heavydde 2 years ago
and what have you done with your life Heavydde you call that fat and look at ur name dumb ass
JOSH36DW 2 years ago
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Keep your neighborhood safe??? How arrogant!! Cops don't keep the neighborhood safe it's the decent hard-working citizens who do that. Police really need to get that through their thick heads.
delorme9 2 years ago
ok, what would happen if their werent any pollice in your neighborhood.....exactly buddy, wow. your such an ass...u should press 9 :)
wolfpacker1993 2 years ago 7
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You must lead a very sheltered life.You blindfully believe the cops roaming your neighborhood are saints, or what?They may act respectful when in front of the public eye, but anyone that questions their authority gets an "Interfering with official police business" thrown at them. That usually includes knees to the back, taser, a couple punches to the kidney. Oh yeah almost forgot... you sir, are the ass. And a very big one at that.
RomanEntertainment 2 years ago
Spoken like a true criminal.
Maleficently 2 years ago 2
Go look at what police did during the north Hollywood shooting. I didnt see any "Hard-Working citizens" running towards the gunshots. They all ran away from them.
aapiment17 2 years ago 2
How do they do that then?
the 'hard-working citizens' call the police.
NotAllCopsAreBad 2 years ago 2
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.-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hand
SupermarioMadness 2 years ago
Too, too funny!!! I deal with the same schtuff in the ED! I am an ED nurse, I am here to save their asses, not kiss them!!!!
Police officers deserve much more respect than they get from the dumb-assed indigenous populous!!!
CathyJoRN 2 years ago 3
Crime Doesn't Pay!! However if Crime didn't exist then Cops wouldn't have Jobs. How Ironic???
delorme9 2 years ago
there were not always cops in america
LLCoolPass 2 years ago
How bout instead of saving my butt you just stay the hell out of it and not harass me for taking care of mine.
joebob11472 2 years ago
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Fuck the Porkers. There's no reason an intelligent society needs them.
We've advanced far enough to be able to handle things on our own.
Binky40SW 2 years ago
You are obviously not part of the intelligent or advanced society of which you speak.
CSXT901 2 years ago 7
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Right.
Because "advanced" people need someone else to do everything for them. Guard their home. Discipline their children. Pay their bills. Solve every one of their problems.
THAT's the kind of mentality that put this country in the shit-hole it's in right now.
Nobody wants to take responsibility for anything at all.
Fuck that. I'm looking out for me and my own. Everyone else can go to hell if trouble comes knocking.
Maybe the porkers *will* be there in time to save you.
Binky40SW 2 years ago
I'd love to see you in charge of something more than a cardboard box
possumspwn 2 years ago 2
Here to save it, not kiss it. Brillaint :-D
Dominub 2 years ago 4
lol
PiercedBlkPrincess 2 years ago