The MLG Song (Sanity Not Included)

[marquez519]

Is it me or when they hyper ventilate they sound like they are jerkin off?

Thumbs up if you agree

[TheSouthernAndrew]

I would love to see this song's tab for the guitar :D

[thespongeomatic]

lol body actors gassymexican uberhaxornova and kootra :D

[Gamer4Life9091]

"dude....it because I'm more MLG than you." I'm going to start saying that lol

[gaararox1108]

HY-PER-VEN-TA-LATE!!!!!!!

[Artemisarrowzz]

99.999 views :D

[amusment666]

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Hu ho ha I cant breath hu huuuuu houuuuuu

[Rioh26]

oh dear God...Pleeeeeeaaasseeee make a full version...i beg of you

[grunt616]

Check out my Video Response. I covered the Theme Song....

[jackrock121]

Now if I had a capture card I shell piss every MLG off

[nathanwtp95]

Lyle's a beast at Guitar!!!!!!

[zach2beat]

I have fo to learn how to say SUUUUUUUUUUUUCK like that!

[steelvengance]

@zach2beat i think its soprano screamo. or something like that.

[Smoshfan36]

@zach2beat i know how to

[waffleboy1307]

I once sang this on xbl and most of the guys say I sound like the singer in this vid XD

[KingofSPARTA777]

But the question is will it blend

[AJweathersby]

0:54-1:25 sounds like someone got a blow-job and came

[BlueTiger368]

it sounds like there having a bit of a W***

[TheMasterOfBen]

The funny part is it's so true!

[kellyroy651]

Halo just got 20% cooler

[TheSLIMproductionZz]

30 ppl are fags that pay to be mlg lol mlgs arent even good though its just ppl that are willing to pay for that shit

[jackinthabox21]

Sounds like the lamb of god singer...

[anakinfire9]

Individuals means faggot

[f111111111111111178]

MLG

[darkbrotherhoodg3]

everyone that play cod are "individuals" that they call mlg, individuals means fuckers for all you codfags that dont know! :)

[MatheusRagaini]

Hyper... Ventilateeeeeeeeeeee HHSHDHSHHSHSHSHSHSHshshsssshsh­shshshshsh

Rofl this is the best thing evurrrrr Sanity finale is on machinimaaaaaa

[starfoxfan123]

1k people lost to me at a hyperventilation fight

[BleeBlob98]

"It's because you suuuuuuuuuuuuuk!" that's what I say in COD. LOL

[bojan01010]

Hehe it sounds like they are masterbating

[Oloziomal]

What game is it?

[TheNorwoodBoys]

29 people SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC­K!

[mrEXBAWKS]

huhuuhhuhhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuhuhuu­uuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh­uhhuhuhu

[Mastergravity99]

Hoarding power weapons and breathing heavily

[xXTHEHITMANXx1]

I MADE YOU GUYS A HYPERVENTILATION RINGTONE CHECK IT OUT HERE: /watch?v=ebwiwZVClRo

[phrausty1]

@xXTHEHITMANXx1 no download?

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

do kids really do that fast orgasm thing on halo?

[0097King]

@WhiteboyFTW7thst

lol not really

[HaZZmatDefender]

@WhiteboyFTW7thst kootra and Sp00nerism came up with the MLG hyperventalation.

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

@HaZZmatDefender ah lol

[TheGiverofTwoCents]

MLG ---> Man Lacking Girl

[CosmiceXJustice]

i used to be a MLG but then chuck norris got an arrow to my knee

[XHDER1]

i stop playing for a while

[XHDER1]

i was playing halo reach and i hear to players do these then my bro come in then my dad

[blackout995]

MLG like a boss.

YOU CAN'T ADMIT YOU SUUUUUUUUUCK

[ThepowerofRonin221]

it sounds like they are sucking each other off :|

[MeHesHovMe]

lololololoololololololololoolo­l



[qxMACHINExGUNxp]

@Ian7410

Why cant people make fun of people who try too hard anymore without someone say "No thats not right." Just like the start of the video. "OMG. Shut up."

[qxMACHINExGUNxp]

@mujuma what type of metal is it then sir?

[mujuma]

@qxMACHINExGUNxp can't remember what I originally said, probably something like "this isn't Death Metal".

I wouldn't know the Genre, I don't listen to it, more towards Hardcore I assume.

[misterwood569]

Kootra, Nova, Spoon, Ze, and dANZ WERE BODY ACTPRS -__-

Awesome!

[Jytzehn]

Lyle should make a full version

[Madvillane]

@Jytzehn they did make a full version... its on itunes

[Jytzehn]

@Madvillane Thanks for telling me!

[PhantasmRants]

@Jytzehn He did

[TheEpicGamez]

@Jytzehn they did,it's on they're season 2 album on iTunes

[Degenerate94]

This is from sanity not included

[MafiaSk8r97399]

@Degenerate94 *Facedesk*

[AnonymousONIagent]

So true.

[TheDeathskull96]

-_- THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME !!!!!!!!!!!!

[phrausty1]

27 people couldnt breathe passed out and accidentally clicked the dislike button

[ProVike229]

HYPERVENTILATE



[grunt616]

Check out my Cover if the Sanity Not Included theme in the Video Responses.

Thanks guys!

[Tremarco6797]

I put this on when I go on the MLG playlist and speak the truth

[TheDelta0214]

This needs more hip fire XD

[Uncannypigeon]

It sounds like their vigioursly masturbating to hentai

[gingervampireFTW]

this is so true its scary...

[PhragPlus]

okay, WHY are people bashing MLG???? this stereotype is so off. I never hyperventilate when i play mlg, i do NOT hoard power weapons, and people who are good at mlg do not suck. I like to play MLG because it is a lot more competitive than the average playlist. Also, it's a whole community of people that want to play others that are above the average team slayer playlist. I bet these guys who made the vid played 3 games of mlg, went horribly neg, then started bashing mlg because it takes skill...

[MrKittycat1337]

@PhragPlus dude or chick.....what ever sex you are, Sanity is like Family Guy or Drawn Together.......they make fun of stereotypes.......thats all they aren't bashing or picking on people they are just doing theyr jobs.....by makeing a joke at other peoples expense.

[Fredfredbug4]

@PhragPlus You are the second reason people bash on MLG. First you have kids who do all that are stated in the video and then you have the people who treat gaming like its a fucking job, for some of them it's acceptable because it is, but apparently all you need to be MLG is to go on a playlist.

[PhragPlus]

@Fredfredbug4 it's quite obvious you have never actually talked to a person who plays mlg and just get your opinions based off stereotypes. First, NO ONE i know that plays MLG hyperventilates or uses the term "i'm more MLG than you". Power weapons do play a big role in mlg, but doesn't it in every playlist? MLG is just more competitive than all the other playlists on Reach. Oh, and the ones who take it as a job are either pros or the ones that actually go to events consistently.

[Fredfredbug4]

@PhragPlus Your repeating yourself, I already debunked what you said the first time.

[PhragPlus]

@Fredfredbug4 yeah, because i just gave you the answer. there seriously isn't any reason to bash mlg if some people like to be a little more competitive, man. that's all i'm trying to say. playing games for fun is great, but if someone has a lot of skill in a game and wants to show it off against more people with skill, then there's mlg. if you have no idea what i'm talking about then plz leave.

[Fredfredbug4]

@PhragPlus MLG doesn't take skill though. The key to MLG is just just keeping your distance from the enemy spawns while raping them with rockets and the sniper, not much to it.

[PhragPlus]

@Fredfredbug4 xDDDDDD YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA AS TO WHAT MLG IS. Look at some gameplay, bro, instead of looking at this song. MLG is all about team shot and where you position yourself on the map. stick with viva pinata, because if you think MLG takes no skill, then you just fail at everything.

[Fredfredbug4]

@PhragPlus I've played the MLG playlist many times, mostly to get try-hard failures to rage like you. You probably go on the Bungie forums and bitch about Elites while jacking off to a picture of your rank. MLG is easy as fuck yet people act like it's very difficulty, that's why people make fun of it.

You wouldn't mind giving me your gamer tag so I can look up your stats and see how PRO MLG you are.

[PhragPlus]

@Fredfredbug4 tell me your gt first, man. you think MLG is so easy, i just gotta see your stats.

[PhragPlus]

@Fredfredbug4 OH, NEVERMIND!!!! I just looked up your stats! you have an overall k/d of .89 and you have never played a game of MLG in your life! xD gtfo out kid. you just got to the point of sounding like a total retard.

[Fredfredbug4]

@PhragPlus You must of misread it, my KD is a 8.9 not a .89. What a retard! Can't even read the decimal point haha! BTW I tracked down your IP to find your GT nice .37 KD! You should enter a competition!

[PhragPlus]

@Fredfredbug4 ummmmm .39? nice fail troll. my k/d is 1.3 niggaaaa. get at me with yo shitty .89. lmao tryin to tell me i can't read a decimal point! find something else to say, bro. I'm done! xD

[Fredfredbug4]

@PhragPlus Don't believe me? Here I'll PM you screenshots of my KD and yours.

[sinbd]

@Fredfredbug4

HEY! Shut the fuck up and enjoy the song Or I'll come over there AND SKULLFUCK YOUR IGNORANTS HEADS!!!

[Fredfredbug4]

@sinbd Don't tell that to me, this ignoramus is the one bitching about it.

[sinbd]

@Fredfredbug4 and you're the dumbass responding to this loser! Now just ignore him or I'll SKULLFUCK YOU!

[Fredfredbug4]

@sinbd I'm trying to piss him off for teh lulz

[sinbd]

@Fredfredbug4

dammit i warned you! PREPARE TO BE SKULLFUCKED!

[Fredfredbug4]

@sinbd I can't tell whether to be amused or annoyed by you so I'm just going to add a smiley. :?

[sinbd]

@Fredfredbug4 

NO A SMILEY!!! MY SKULLFUCKER POWERS HAVE BEEN THWARTED BY THEIR ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!!!! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRR­RRRRRRRRAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Fredfredbug4]

@sinbd We have discovered his weakness! Gentlemen, FIRE AT WILL! :) :( ;) ~_~ :0 >:)

[cKyAnex]

wtf?

[LyonEnigma]

BEST. SONG. EVER!

[mujuma]

This isn't Death Metal kids...

[padaliny]

TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME QQ IMA GO CUT MYSELF

[001zombiekiller]

ITS BECAUSE YOU SWWWWRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUAAAAOOOKK­K

[xXJimmyV58Xx]

Lol "Wooooooow"

[xXTHEHITMANXx1]

Thumb this comment up if you want a Hyperventilation ringtone!

[SwannytrixZ17]

"I bet you arn't even talking about CoD 4!"

That's actually a decent comeback xD

[BCete]

@SwannytrixZ17 i dont get it. I liked that game

[ZADER4427]

@SwannytrixZ17 -.-'

[UberREDKitteh]

@HayabusaHeadHunters Being MLG means you're a pro?

[ViNFaMoUsZz]

@UberREDKitteh Yeah, it also means you have no life and spend all your precious time in your moms basement playing CoD, Halo, etc. all day nonstop.

[UberREDKitteh]

@ViNFaMoUsZz That's so sad T.T

[ViNFaMoUsZz]

@UberREDKitteh Yes, yes it is.

[supermann192]

0:42  nuff said

[Disembob]

If I hear a MLG I swear I'm going to playing this through my headphones.

[TripleWalkthroughs]

@Disembob Or if you have a good singing voice, you can do what i did and death metal him to the point of complete annoyance! Seriously he told me to shut up and i started singing this... He betrayed me and sung the final part "Because you suck~~~~!" and booted him. hilarious!

[misterwood569]

OMFG! I saw kootra and spoon sweeeeeeeeeet

[jo34j]

in the end he breathed his headset

[SadisticSasquatch]

@HayabusaHeadHunters your like to only person ive EVER heard use MLG like that. no one i know has EVER said im in MLG and its juat another reason MLG is stupid you guys argue amongst yourselves and accuse everyone else of sucking besides yourselves. its stupid? plus why are you even defending MLG's on a video that makes fun of them? troll...

[Shatamx]

24 people horde power weapons

[ian7410]

TBH the people that think people can be MLG are pretty ignorant. It's also funny that those same people call anyone good at halo MLG and that there trying to hard.

[TheLydianRocks]

@HayabusaHeadHunters You sound totally MLG mate ; )

[rangeofkis]

@HayabusaHeadHunters the phrase "I am MLG" came from an old commercial MLG used along time ago. In the Halo 2 days, not saying i was around back then, i joined in '10.

[SadisticSasquatch]

@HayabusaHeadHunters btw if what you say is true that ANYONE can be MLG then MLG got a bit more stupid -_-

[SadisticSasquatch]

@HayabusaHeadHunters Magor League Gamers, and why would you be commenting on this video unless you believe in some of what i say, otherwise your being a bit of a troll.

[whalrus24]

i lold

[S2NCommunity]

I compete in MLG events and I still find this video funny as hell lmfao.

[jjblue18]

the first 30 seconds are my ringtone

[brawlman87]

@MrDario7654 Major League Gaming

[MrDario7654]

What does MLG mean

[eymelendez]

@MrDario7654 Mayor League Gamer

[SomeOddworld]

@MrDario7654 Majorly Lame Gaylords

[barkyindustries]

...

Reach is broken

[redquoter]

....can I, can I have the hyperventilating sound as a ringtone?

[gamer2276]

wwaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Kaiyou1691]

Are they really this annoying? I dont have xbox live so i wouldn't know

[SuperiorThirteen]

@Kaiyou1691 Nah, I've only encountered a few like this in my years.

[Kaiyou1691]

@SuperiorThirteen ok, icause i was still contemplating on whether or not to get live

[Fallout3rules]

Close your eyes during the hyperventalation credit scene..... very disturbing.

[MrMarktheJarhead]

It sounded like they were sucking cocks.

[Tombomb0071]

@MrMarktheJarhead

you would know what that sounds like because.....??

[TheGuyInAFedora]

OHOOHOHOOHOOHOHOOHOOHOOHOHOOHO­OHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOHOOHOOHOHOOH­OOHOHOOHOOOOHH

[stonedcity]

..I can now die a happy man :'D

[zimmer672]

wait MLG i tought it was anal G :O

[EatGanon]

WAAAOOOOOW

[lDanteXO1l]

@MLGsShouldGetALife lol

[Jermster238]

I bet this is kootra's favorite song ever haha

[SadisticSasquatch]

MLG started out as a real thing where people where trying to make a group of advanced players now EVERY self center 12 year old brat can call themselves MLG. Many older MLGs scream at kids not even 2 years younger then them just to prove their cool and better than them if your good help others out! the way MLG is now is a lot of people who whine and complain about everyone using cheap tactics to take them out of their own camping spot, 80% of the people i see who claim to be MLG SUCK

[Scadandy33]

you know what this video needs? more MLG

[siy202]

@DukeofKool11 O_O So it's a pro ragging right?

[MultiTino83]

M- men

L- lack

G- girls

[siy202]

What da fuck is an MLG player? is like a noob or something?

[rickyn227]

I think the blue guy won....

[Xineombine]

buy the real version of this song from Itunes so Guitar master X7 can buy laundry detergent

[atomichamster1]

WHAT I SUCK ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

IM GONA HYPERVENTERLATEALATEALETE

THUTHUHTUHTUHTUTHU....

[megamonstudios]

MLG stands for Major Leuge gameing

[TheWeeSwifty]

@megamonstudios No, it's Man Lacking Girlfriend.

[megamonstudios]

@TheWeeSwifty XD

[megamonstudios]

@TheWeeSwifty XD but that means I'm a mlg

[MLGsShouldGetALife]

This is basically MLGs in a nutshell

[RightInTheCankle]

@MLGsShouldGetALife Hmm, kids who get paid six-figure salaries to play a videogame for one weekend every few months or a butt-frustrated bad kid who takes the time to create an account for the sole purpose of disrespecting the pro kids? Yeah, I know which one has my vote for no life. ;)

Still think the video is funny as shit. This does describe the vast majority of wannabe MLG kids.

[MLGsShouldGetALife]

@RightInTheCankle lol

[nairbgolden2008]

@RightInTheCankle I find it funny how when i play i always hear:"you suck,your not even MLG you noob.WOOOOOOWWWW Lagging N00B!" Meanwhile im just there laughing my head off XD

[CrusaderOfTheMojave]

@nairbgolden2008 I love that. It's not even worth muting everyone when you here people talking like that.

[BCete]

@MLGsShouldGetALife what does MLG stands for?

[MLGsShouldGetALife]

@BCete Major League Gaming,Basically they think Video Gaming is a sport. :P

[BCete]

@MLGsShouldGetALife XD LMAO 

[SwitchRS]

@MLGsShouldGetALife Major League Gaming, basically they will make more playing video games than you will make in the next 10 years.

[MLGsShouldGetALife]

@SwitchRS ...okay then......

[el3m2tigre]

I can't find the Limbo necrophilia song anywhere >:(

[amusment666]

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ha ha victory is mine :D

[mclovin11765]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

[MysticShadowofDeath]

Also I react to little bitching kids like the guy in white at the beginning.

[MysticShadowofDeath]

This is what MLG's are. Little Kids, no-lifes, and sore-losers.

[MysticShadowofDeath]

This song is true.

[Bonemealcraft]

lol MLG HYPERVENTILATION!!!!!!

[amusment666]

at least i say i suck :/

[caboose3689]

it sounds like there jacking off :46