Monkey Dust - Occupied Ireland

[ScotiExile]

@ Englanistan FFS you troll, youre on every cunting Irish video. The Irish groups of Gaels, that the romans called the Scoti/Scots CONQUERED northern britain. The BRITISH royalty is descended from IRISH monarchs.

Scots were the main reason britain thrived, and they thrived cause they had an ancestrally IRISH Gaelic ruling class. Get with the program, squire.

[Olgasbrain]

@TheFatalInstinct1 nope he didn't sell it, Henry II wasn't even made King of Ireland, he was made Lord of Ireland (Big difference caused legal problems later down the line).



[Englanistan]

@Olgasbrain Ireland was legally owned by England, where as the other countries never were, Pope Adrian VI donated the island to Henry II of England in return that they cleaned the Irish/Hiberni people up, as they were recorded as vile filthy lazy people who partook in incest and swapped their wives just like men swapped their horses. - Gerard.

[Olgasbrain]

@Englanistan Fair enough but this doesn't negate my earlier point that he wasn't made king of Ireland but Lord of Ireland or that Ireland wasn't sold. I also think that Adrian VI was probably more concerned about the Irish form of priesthood (family and inheritance based) than the laity.



[TheFatalInstinct1]

Ireland was legally owned by England after Pope Adrian IV sold the island to Henry II of England in return that England adopted Catholicism.

[ilikezappa]

is this Fox news?

[AmyRoselove1200]

@Outiam LMFAO! At least you have your burgers.... What about freedom? Yeah! The "colored skin people " didnt have it! JK JKI'm Asian(Vietnamese) ! And I'm proud of my country! They fought well! my

[Outiam]

Wow. That is a good satire.

Yeah, I'm an American. I fit the stereotype much well and this is a good satire.

FUCK YOU BRITIAN. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GET SUPERIOR ACCENTS, GOOD FOOD, and RICH HISTORY.

*Sniffles* At least we have our burgers...

[thatguywiththeegg]

I love how this video satarises what the Irish and Americans think actually happened. Death to the British!

[jamesemajthomas]

Love the bleeps.

[felneymike]

He only said he done it... for IREland!

[CzechAvailabilitie]

@felneymike

Another vile inaccuracy. The correct prounounciation would be "Oirelehnd"

[Doyle141]

"I only said I done it so they'd take me cock out of the bacon slicer"

Rofl

[FionnNaSligeach]

Hahaha, I got an advert for tourism in Northern Ireland!

[STRATUS1337]

Sheeeeeet room service! i didn't order this!!!

[ATOMICDIARIA]

2:05 shouldnt it be censored

[Maccatn2]

@ATOMICDIARIA Why, you fucking prude. Ha

[Jarren202]

@ATOMICDIARIA You think that should be censored yet you don't worry about the swearing or violence?

Why are you so concerned about a pair of animated nipples?

Does it offend you, yeah?

[annedrodgyness]

@Jarren202 Good band.

[blehblehbleh90]

@ATOMICDIARIA But the woman being repeatedly shot through the chest is fine... Weirdo.

[lanchedgehog]

eddie murphy plays his part quite convincingly

[SpongeCeliaCamoPants]

Mystah Skateeey!!!!!

[Unholyseer]

What's this? I a nice bit of Irish Arse? Let's bum 'im

[TheIkaraCult]

Your moustache has gone Mr Drummond

Oh no there it is lower down

[hotleadPRODUCTIONS]

love mr hoppy

[TheSageofWestRiding]

For fucks sake. Why do the BBC put dirty adverts on my Monkey Dust? What is my license fee paying for? News that fawns over the royal family instead of covering real events? Shit programs about how to decorate/buy/renovate your house and how to make money from antiques? No longer having the rights to any sport worth watching? Useless shower of bastards!!!

[MrJuicejohn]

@TheSageofWestRiding They can Fuck off

[MrTLJennings]

"Oh no there it is, lower down."

[noahcism]

Haha the king is Laurence Olivier portraying Richard III

[HouseOfProPain]

Youtube: shove ur adverts up your hole - i turn over to something else everytime to avoid watching it as does everyone else. Who watches crapverts on the net anyway!

[thatgingerscouser]

"Guilty until proven Irish" was a line from Cracker... the last great TV show ITV ever made.

[peacepipe16]

Briilant satire. On behalf of Ireland may I welcome you majesty the Queen.

[setanta1986]

"You are Irish therefore are guilty" comes from the rebel song "The Men Behind The Wire": "Not for them a judge and jury/Nor indeed a crime at all/Being Irish means they're guilty/So we're guilty one and all".

[Jarren202]

MUTHA FUCKA SHEEET

just using up my intelligent comment quota for today

[faheyfan]

fucking monkey dust and its call back jokes, jokes that stretch back 2 seasons at least... so well written BRING IT BACK GODDAMN IT

[Das0s]

@faheyfan Series stopped after the co-creator passed away with lung cancer :(

[Laughingblades]

lulz

[SoundsofRuneScape]

"Contains strong language and images some may find offensive"

You could have told us that directly before the video started!

[MadProgresser]

HAHAHA 'you are irish therefore are guilty' that made my fucking sides split! and 'Let's bum him!' that was epic-ly funny.

[MadProgresser]

HAHAHA 'you are irish therefore are guilty' that made my fucking sides split!

[JimBell1984]

I hope no Americans are watching this cos they'll REALLY believe this is historically accurate!

[Ryadriz]

Shiiiiit motherfucker!

[HandsupLX]

wat

[CrimsonElite101]

Ha! It's Richard the 3rd!

[mrfatass49]

"I only said I done so there would take me cock out the bacon slicer"

and

"Ohhh look some Irish ass let's bum him"

funniest moments evr

[AdamtheAsh]

Historically Accurate Dudez!1!

[eplemannen]

"Leum Patrick Rory, tipperario dobsky."

lol

[ometta7]

@BallsOfPrime I don't know how to tell you. Keep reading it, maybe you'll figure it out.

[NO2propguards]

Gotta love monkey dust! Watching this with a fill of drink is guaranteed craic!

Yeah, I'm Irish......... If ye couldn't guess.

[camisadokiller666]

Is everyone forgetting that this is a cartoon, and the nipples arent real?

There's no need to get all pc about it.

[kalvaza]

Graphic sex scene, but be sure to censor the motherfuck's! :P

[platinumdynamite]

I'm Irish and this is hilarious.

[187SicknesS]

eddie murphy must be rollin in his grave!!

[WoodyLightyear13]

@187SicknesS He isn't in his grave.

[Spjungen]

XDXD His fucking accent cracks me up.

[Blacknarcissa]

''Thats for IREland!''

[blackbot3000]

Am I the only one who noticed Mr Drummond's heart shaped nipples?

[mcpwns]

"transported thousands of miles to england" LOL

[AmunRa1]

@mcpwns

I'm horrible at geography and I caught onto that. >_>

[turtle79070]

how is this not flagged?... still funny though

[Isthisthelongestname]

@turtle79070

Why should it be flagged? It has numourus warnings stated.

....or is it because it takes the piss out of america?

Hmmm.

[Cainus44]

@Isthisthelongestname Doesn't really take the piss out of America so much as it does Hollywood.

[ometta7]

@Isthisthelongestname Because it has tits visible in an explicit sex scene and tits, unless shown for educational purposes, violate YouTube's ToS.

The fact that it only got off with being flagged is a fucking miracle you should be grateful for, you nasty-mouthed tea sucker. I've seen far, FAR better films get removed just because a nipple is shown for a few seconds, films that are 100% American.

[Isthisthelongestname]

@ometta7

100% American? What? I suggested you were against this clip because it is unflattering to your exaltation of potato land...

I hardly think banned because of a heart shaped cartoon nipple for half a second when you can view 16 years olds dancing around in thongs half naked news readers on here

If i'm a tea sucker does that make you and your fellows coca cola suckers? or Dr pepper suckers? Or maybe good old cock suckers? Or maybe just plain suckers, as you yanks like to say.

[ometta7]

@Isthisthelongestname Coffee suckers would be most appropriate.

[farkinghill]

Ha, ha, innocent until proven Irish!

[toyotaprius79]

proper history on tv.

[grobber13]

another example of fucked up british humor

[toyotaprius79]

@grobber13 It's what happens when they try to copy South Park.

[GuestOfGregoryHouse]

@grobber13 *HUMOUR ffs man, spell correctly

[brainiacbelle]

@grobber13 And it's absolutely beautiful. 

[foetus4all]

I forgot that BBC3 used to make original shows.

Still, Russel Howard is...fun.

[LiPsLOPEZ]

its kinda doin th film "in th name of th father"..........oh yea BRITS OUT!!

[JD1010101110]

I miss monkey dust so much

[DartzIRL]

Anal Prison Rape.....

Fuck. That. Shit

[diller1on1]

Why did they stop making monkey dust? It was one of the best shows ever. :(

[ozena52]

@diller1on1 One of the two-man writing team died, sadly.

[JD1010101110]

@diller1on1

the Show' creator who was also the producer and writer died.

[ozena52]

Oh my god Mr. Skatey is a brilliant touch. I'm in hysterics!

[Pyroface247]

Mista hoppeeee!

[koolyman]

I love how accurate these american produced films are ;)

[HybridD91]

@koolyman Especially when they are UK produced films

[Fijialisticplayaman]

That's Brad Pitt right? XD "Mr Drummond, your mustache has gone... Oh no, there it is, lower down." XD XD XD

[NoonezXLV]

I never done it, I only said i'd done it so they'd take me cock out of the baccon slicer.

[foxcell]

LOL LOL LOL

[jexplink]

I'm Irish and I love this. Monkey Dust is class.

[Punorss]

I only said I done it so they would take me cock out of the bacon slicer! Fantastic!

[captainpanic08]

Doesn't he look like Wentworth Miller?

[imjohnfreeman]

for a million yURRSSSS

[CFodderESG]

"Were you not raped by 3 men at Belmarsh, Ivan?"

"No, there were 5 of them! And they weren't so loving and tender!"

[uberhaxor69]

i only said i done it so they take me cock out of the bacon slicer XD XD XD

[PurpleJayd]

Lol I hate the way Americans say Ireland

[caimisace]

got to love english steriotypes

[etocadet]

theyre protraying what america stereotypes the sort of people whod use halle berry as an african

[zcox795]

SHEEEEET MOTHA FUCKA

[TheCheekycc]

"oh no there it is lower down"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[matrix4022]

Why is the BBC allowed to show stuff we aren't? Why are we treated different? Sex should be kept off YouTube!

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

"shut up o dopski you irish pipsqueak you are wanted in england for a crime you did not commit"

lmao

[prozacian75]

haha your moustache is further down

[RoryMcHugo]

Whoa! The music at the start was from The Devil Rides Out!

Never picked that out before..

[blanksight]

"mr drummond your moustache has gone!... oh there it is, lower down"

[Isthisthelongestname]

LOLOL cant stop laughing at this haha.

[supersantosfg]

0:43 epic.

[ayozemmr]

"this film is full of inaccuracies mr drummond"...hhahaahah

[DrPaulMutilation]

"Were you not raped by 3 men at Belmarsh Ivan?"

[redman8903]

no there was 4 of them, and they weren't so kind and tender

[yuanshikay]

5,tender and loving

[yuanshikay]

Yes but they were not so gentle and loving.

[zatoichi12345]

i never done it,i only said i done it so they would me willy out of the electric socket.

[victoriscool1]

"mr drummond your mustache has gone"

hahahaha! sooo super funny!

[nopushbutton]

"You are accused of a crime so heinous, it cannot be tried by an ordinary judge. You are to be tried... By the King of England!"

Haha, brilliant :D

[ilias900]

MR SKATEY

[zatoichi12345]

shit,mother fucker,we in the white man's hocky prison.shit,mother fucker!

[JONNOG88]

Ivan Dobsky voiced by Simon Greenhall

[Nidmeister]

Voice actor for the king of England was blatantly welsh.

[ZemplinTemplar]

Apprently on purpose, as well as everything else... ;-) Hilarious parodies. :-)

[eezysqueezy]

No. You didn't get it.

Go back to watching gavin and stacey you inane cunt.

[imamacyoureapc]

Satire, not satyr. Satyr are like freaky goat men haha. But, I agree with what you said regardless! :p

[MeneerTiki]

Bwitons? Who are the Bwitons?

[Skipissatan]

@MeneerTiki its what jonothan ross calls british people.

[niall135]

This was made by the BBC??? not like them! lol

[jackgreaves18]

for BBC3 slightly more "edgy"

[aljazz2008]

Get Mel Gibson onto this one

[FionanLynch]

Finally an accurate depiction of irish history from the british media!

[tehjonny]

They missed out the bit at the end were Mr Drummond joins Odobsky and mr hoppie in murdering everyone inside lol.

Classic.

[therealkraas]

"That's for Ire-Land!"

[adcashmo]

O....O.....O.....O.....O'Dobsk­y

ROFLMAO

[MeneerTiki]

hahaha....Richard "dirty Dick" III, the ultimate British villain!!

the should do a sequel, where he is restored to life by Fu Man Chu or Unicron as the new improved Mckellen version of Richard.

[TristeroRises]

haha, dobsky.

[potato54123]

2:05 wow they can show that on youtube?

[Dn2kproductions]

animated art ;)

[kupsna]

Ahhrg the EEVIL BRITS!

[morbels]

The skateboard does it. Shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet !

[atravirav]

BBC STOP THE FUCKING ADVERTS

[Hirsute63]

ditto

[adcashmo]

just click on another vid and then click back on the one u want again......hey presto!

[31aorlando]

Now that is funny as feck!!....FREEDOM!!! ahhhh..."now we'll all sit down an have a nice cuppa tea...an bickie....an maybe a fig roll!! hee hee

[mikeymorgan]

"I never done it! I only said i done it so they would take my cock out of the bacon slicer!"

[rayblack2004]

richard III as king in the 1700s LOL

[ZzzannizzZ]

calum yeah great line. nice cameo from mr hoppy.

[Calum4291]

"Mr Drummond your moustache has gone-no wait there it is lower down" LOL

[MrBlack1968]

Shiiiiiiieeeeet. Motherfuckers.

[therealkraas]

Motherfucker! They's in the white man honkey prison! Sheeeeeit, motherfucker! ...I sorta get the feeling I shouldn't be laughing at that so hard...

[QuisSeperabit60]

this is actually the plotline of mel gibson's latest film. the man's irrational hatred for all things british is astounding

[MadGoose5]

Scotland, of course, being exempt, as of course everyone knows that Britain is just another term for England, and doesn't include Scotland.

And Wales... That's somewhere in Europe, right?

General ignorance is a growing problem x)

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

Wales is not in europe, havent you seen the EU map?

[MadGoose5]

I live in England, I know exactly where Wales is. I was making a point.

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

Ok i was just making a joke about the times the EU has bizarre deleted wales from it maps

[MadGoose5]

haha! fail by me.

come to think of it, i really HAVENT seen the E.U map.

[MadGoose5]

what the... they AIRBRUSHED wales off the front cover map...?! now thats just mean xD

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

In fact they did it TWICE! i guess they really dont want Wales in the EU!

[MarquisdeBarrabas]

Did you read that in the Daily Mail?

[cullybog87]

I may be astounding, but certainly not irrational.

[koolyman]

@QuisSeperabit60 which one?

[Calum4291]

@QuisSeperabit60 his next film was going to be about the holocaust but it got scrapped

[gunnil751]

Mr. drummond your mustache has gone!

oh no there it is lower down lol xD

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

A DIABOLICAL LIBERTY TO FAR!

[DarkAndMartyr]

thats fucking amazing!

'he only said he done it, so that ireland could be free!'

[amenatsuhasujinseii]

the main guy loks like brad pit,

lol eddie murphy as the wise crackin skate board!

[Starman117]

It's supposed to be him.

[MadGoose5]

*based on a true story* ;)

[LukePhillipsWINS]

They come for are cum but drown in their own!

[salv809]

you know what if american did do somthing like this it would be exactly the same

[LukePhillipsWINS]

LETS BUM HIM

[Satakunta]

So funny it actually hurts

[redman8903]

you are Irish therefore you are guilty. We should use that logic more often.

[piledriver89]

fuck off

[Thoufel]

Lmao brilliant come back if there ever was one

[pentherapy]

DELICIOUS TEARS

I MUST DRINK THEM

[whocaresanyway88]

The UK is an amalgamation of all those countries, not some evil imperial force that conquered all of them. Admittedly Ireland WAS overdue for freedom, but all the other countries listed stay in the UK only through popular support within each individual nation. And listing England under that category shows a massive amount of ignorance; how can the UK have taken the self determination of the nation that it's headquarters were in? At this point, too, the other nations all have devolved powers.

[RikArkitech]

haha! get a life fish-face.