How To Speak Smoothly - The Marble Technique

[yaremus]

The contrast of sound when you remove the marbles from the mouth would make anyone sound smooth by comparison!

[travisdt]

dumb people choked on marbles

[kurtoglu19781110]

Yeah, I think this is interesting, effective and fun but dangerous..

[LlamaGawd]

I chocked...

[candyapplecarnage]

Next day on the news- hundreds of people dying by choking on marbles.

TROLL OF THE YEAR GOES TO SPEECHTIME!

[besa163]

funny

[condrat]

Yes, this actually does work.

It builds up the muscles in your face and tongue, etc., that we have let get slack from lazy speech (many other English speaking people from around the world say that Americans are lazy speakers.)

This may be due to our NOT enunciating our syllables, and just sliding through them.

OR, you can use something like a handful of jelly beans, etc. that won't hurt you in case you swallow one.

It is really great practice. Try it!!

E-n-u-n-c-i-a-t-e your words!!

[HMRizer]

I have heard of this, however, there's a very high chance of me choking on the marbles...any other suggestions?

[looker768]

@HMRizer try something else in your mouth like and cube the size of an ice-cube held by your teeth....

[orllamas1]

Just clench a pencil between your teeth to where its hitting the corner of your lips, read your favorite magazine out loud (for example Hustler or Home&Garden) until its hard to produce recognizable words. Take pencil out, take break, repeat. This works well.

[davecoreful]

hahaha...

[SuperYoYoung]

this is fucking retarded.

[960random]

so this doesn't actually work?

[chocolat80]

WTF?

[starlo3]

try marshmallows instead

[ReligionIsOverrated]

finally, a good use for the bible!

[kary213]

haha this might have offended ppl but you can't help to think this funny

[chrisjo77]

kool mints or jaffa's are a good replacement.

[sawyerbobby]

i actually lol'ed at this

[UndergroundSaxMan]

So does this mean that hookers are model speakers?

[jsmithbab6]

r they serious?

what if we swallow the marbles accidently. never try that

[teraniel11]

i have a question.. i also suffer stuttering.. how can marbles improve your speech??

pls answer!

[saigondj]

@teraniel11 try speaking with a tooth pick or a cigarrete in your mouth, i stutter too and found this works to certain degree

[alizarin89]

Yes, and once you feel confident that you have mastered "The Marble Technique", you may wish to advance to the next stage. Which includes such delightful experiences as: submerging your head in a vat of boiling oil, and leaping from various moving vehicles, ect, ect. All immeasurably effective techniques at improving your speech.

[Pitchaxistheorem]

I think putting a pencil in your mouth and under the tongue is a better way to to train your oral communication skills

[zootsanchez]

Aulg mulb lourb num vhlalrb floum ECCCH HCCCH CCH HH HH H

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[Tyrtle12]

thanks for nothing.

[zhinaj]

this works but like a lot of ppl said I think grapes'd be safer....

[evilCookiez]

O_o....

[floxpsm]

How in this world could somebody talk with marble inside of your mounth?

I would like to know how many people did swallow that balls yayayyayya

P.S Don't try out it kids..

[StirMyCookieDough]

Where exactly do you put them and how many?

[konscious12]

does this work?

[drazard08]

Yeah LIke what my teacher's said this guide was been use by someone I forgot the name. When you put the marbles in your mouth you will feel that you must not have to speak faster because you might swallow it. this guide makes you speak slowly and CLEARLY !! but my prof don't want to use this guide it because it might lead you to death.

[fiatvaluesbestowed]

USE GRAPES IDIOT..

[kittiesgalore]

Once you have removed each marble you have placed in your mouth you will speak clearly but you will be an idiot because you have lost all your marbles.

[mshecksxtc]

yeah when u choke imma LAUGH :)

and um when we choke do we sue u or wut? im just askin :)))

[SaveTheZebra]

you want to kill someone?

[Alazuma]

Ah...

[oceanmist1990]

Don't try this. I am sure this is just a parody. Highly likely you'll get choked trying this. This is so wrong wtf.

[159770]

what if u swallow the marble??

[0000javi0000]

Put those marbles up your ass dickhead! Are you trying to get people killed? that's too fucking dangerous..

[lolointro1]

faggot ass nigga..use a grape or large oranges

[FlavorRed]

WARNING: Marbles are a choking hazard! Use at your own risk!

[Ephrem74]

It was Demosthenes, not Socrates, who put the pebbles in his mouth!

[tennywantyou]

wow~~~ are you persuading us to do what SOCRATES did in 2 thousand years ago ?

[ajmoir]

Why not most of your judicial, legislative and executive ideas and implementations are based on the Greeks/Romans from 2000+ years ago.

Plato should be required reading for all citizens/servants of a republic. The Socratic method is still one of the best ways to instill knowledge. Aristotle gave birth to the scientific method. Homer is still some of the best poetry/fiction written etc etc ad infinitum

[polaire1982]

It's a little bit dangerous to do that - marbles have the ideal choking size; shouldn't encourage people!

[lamnathalie]

what's this all about?

[xohugandkissxo]

haha wait what does this do?

[Breezeworlduk]

I'll give it a go and let you know...

[shiinkii]

dont do it man

you might choke

use grapes instead.

=D