Turtles Mating funny

[musiclover0901]

How did I get here?

[ThtManDownYourStreet]

now turtles can walk fast

[96kto9u]

Well ive just been to the Seychells, there is an island called Curiouse in Praslin were the giant turtles goes freely. You see them everywere and, yes, they mate, and not just every hour or so, they do it all the time!!! seriously you can see like 5-6 turtles doin it at the same time on 5-6 other female turtles! And when they have finished another male comes up, and they make thease LOUD orgasms like: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I fucking rofled xd

[Megabeast999]

hahahaha I love the female and how she's just sitting there like *sigh* well fuck hurry it up then so I can get on with my day lol

[itsmypage101]

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that he's making some of the most adorable noises despite what he's doing. It's funny, he thinks he's "knocking" on her shell but he's hitting the concrete. Turtles are cute, if I could afford one I would get one but everyone must FIRST do their research before even thinking about getting one! I would also like to keep chickens but it's illegal to keep some in my neighborhood. :(

[CycoReBoRn]

0:08 hes like bitch get over here >:-D

[swista94]

my freind told me that mating turtles make sex noises FOR REAL i didnt beleive her but as you can see the male was enjoying it more haha i bet the female was like "hurry up ya bastard"

[MrBadboyz55]

ahh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh this is so funny

[Chynaash]

And all the while she is just setting there wondering what he is doing and will he be finish.

Girl I feel ya.

[bonniecandygirl]

baby cone back you can blame all on me

[sammurphy1995]

he winked

[jellyfish928]

0:35 :l

[devilscope]

:likeabows:



[benjadamore]

The definition of climax.

[bigdaddysyke]

She sat there and took it !

[heck6n91]

miner tutles doing it LMAO...

[edgarisnowonline]

Girl turtle: is it in yet? LIKE A BOSS

[LilPersephone]

and she is just like: i don't give a fuck xDD

[Kont3rfit]

i finished first!

[azlagor]

What a champ : D

[Jamtootness]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDD



[Masta0Fdisasta1]

still jacked off

[ukyomonster]

...hot.

[enjoiLife198]

like if you found this from Ridiculousness

[vincentnguyen777]

male turtle: omg, i can't believe i'm losing my virginity

female: is it in yet?

[ChickenPie2012]

Um sounds like i just finished a race

[ChickenPie2012]

uuummm okay?



[manutdrooneyfan]

She seems thoroughly bored as he moans and pants away.

[Katingaan]

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!?

[Bewzbucket]

I'm in that part of youtube again

[MrJuancarloslover]

@Bewzbucket shut up 

[Bewzbucket]

@MrJuancarloslover Oh Hi Internet tough guy

[TheHappyKantus]

@Bewzbucket No seriously man, that comment is on every fucking video I watch now. Please just stop, ok?

[Bewzbucket]

@TheHappyKantus Ok, I'll listen to someone whom I've never met.

[TheHappyKantus]

@Bewzbucket Hehe, honestly. How many times have you seen that comment? Well, we both know you didn't come up with it. What's the point in getting top comment if you didn't even come up with it?! Come on, man, it's ridiculous.....

[Bewzbucket]

@TheHappyKantus I could really care less, honestly.

[TheHappyKantus]

@Bewzbucket Whatever. Enjoy what little sense of achievement you get from comment copying. Good day to you sir.

[Bewzbucket]

@TheHappyKantus There you go.

[2wincheat]

lol shes like are you even in yet?

[TickleMeTazsha]

lmfao



[hotgirltube123]

how the hell did i get here



[cosmogirl0]

his throat looks like a vagina

[TheDwarfsWillGetYou]

i laughed the whole time..i can't....stop....omfg...LOL

[NiicloaBoo]

OMG she lookin around like wants goin on lol

[Sb1011000]

I don't feel awkward.. I just feel violated.

[NiicloaBoo]

@Sb1011000 lol ikr

[xtrme99]

This sounds like rape

[irishoshea01]

this is the most funest video i've eva seane

[kkchrusher]

look at the one on the bottem "the girl" look at her face she aint even enjoying her self the guy is tho lol

[dfeb94]

ridiculousness! :)

[baranhosting]

کار برای محمد هست ؟؟

[BlackStarDakota]

lol the inside of the turtles mouth!

[haillie6645]

holy shit haha my friend showed me this video omgg lol this shit made my day hahahaha:D!!!!

[Slawsers]

stop moving tina you fat bitch

[stilliboy7]

time to go wack it

[Mr151905]

cow hearts are really gross, in ms, shibs class,, jjake now go to the next vid

[davidschelhas33]

keep hitting the numbers and you will poop yourself laughing

[RiccyGeeTiVo]

what the fuck did I just watch?

[mmendoza513]

i feel like it wants to do it to me because at 1:17 it winks at the camera

[andydoll96]

this video is so funn :]

[chavaliay1]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[cindykershaw]

i think his airway is the dirtiest looking thing in this video lmfao

[456grg]

i used to make this noise in bed, until i took an arrow to the knee.

[CocoWhy]

omfg turtles sound SO FUCKING ADORABLE

[TheWwegirl1997]

Her face is jux lyk, "Idk y u bot tew die ova, i cnt ev en feel nun of yo lil ding-dong!" lol!

[stopmotionmoose]

@TheWwegirl1997 bro learn to speak fucking english i could barley read your fucking mesage. normal people dont "tlk l1k3 d1s" god people like you cause america to be shit

[TheWwegirl1997]

@stopmotionmoose

1. ii aiint no bro cause iim nt a guy! get ii straiight!

2. ii cn tlk how eva ii wnt!

3. how do talkn iin txt make AMERICA look bad?

4. iim 15 n ii talk lyk erey body else wer iim 4m!

[mamified]

the females face says it all

[jayjayxoxo1000]

That really akward pause at :44.

[jacobsezmennosparkle]

IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S QUIEFING THROUGH IT'S MOUTHXDDD OMG XDD

[krissxcross89]

hahah...even male turtles don't know how to please their females XD

[456grg]

never gets old

[candylover543]

im at the weird part of youtube again......



[gamerboom2]

how the hell did i get here? i was looking up funy pet videos now i just ended up in turtles mating

[drk0ps]

thanks for ruining my childhood squirtle!

[emo911a]

hahaha turtles are weird :)

[duckybaby17]

LMAO WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

[CapinCrunchify]

does anybody els feel awkward watching this video?

[NewDeReggaeton]

very funny



[stephieyams]

do all turles make that noise?

[oTHEothrguy]

@1:00 ...jizzzz

[MonroeInBeta]

"Wrong hole, Walter."

[babybuttcool039]

ill name you, Humphrey

[ilyciabell1]

HAHAHAHA. weird area of youtube again....

[iMangaArtist]

fap fap

[gopeeps5]

I wanna know who the perv was filming this....

[badass964]

lmao he winked at the camera at 1:15

[zomgseriosuly]

0:44 HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[zomgseriosuly]

I was looking up Happy Together by the Turtles and "turtles mating" was the first thing that came up. And I was like "why do people wanna see that...?" But then I thought I would like to see some turtle action

[manny30250]

LMAO SO HARD xD

[WalknTalknStevnHawkn]

so this is what sex is like

[BanePanda]

Sounds like me...

[MrJerry361]

He came at 1:08

[BettieSex]

Shouldnt the girl be the one moaning?

[randombeebuzzer101]

Turtle porn all day every day yeah buddy

[badass964]

@randombeebuzzer101 hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahhahahahahah

[TheVeefazz]

omg. I like turtles. but this? I better get an anal exam BRB holy shit. :o

[skullcracker543]

0:46..what the hell was with the Turtle? xD and 1:06? xD

[ChickiiHayAndRha]

Orgasms Like Justin Bieber

Hah

[BabyJoker515O]

what Perveted ass person sits der and video tapes without laughing xD LMAO !!

[garenti1]

male turtle: Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, AH!!! That was good!

Female turtle: help....me....PLZ???

[chillyjoker101]

wtf get in there

[mzprfct07]

Lol why is he the only one having an orgasm

[h00daman]

she's thinking....... "dude what r u doing?"

[bitemedelilah]

Jahhahaaahahaahahahhhahaha!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[XxRYANxX47]

ha ha ha ha ha ahahahahahahahahaha ahahaha hah ahaha ha

[h00daman]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol...... she isn't enjoying it

[funsizeee01]

0:34 She needs an emergancy jenna marble's face To get him The Fuck off

[Kropidlak]

He's working his ass off and she doesn't seem to be giving a f*** about that. Well... females ;)

[onlypandorashope]

OMFG. LOLOLOLOL....

when the camera panned to HER face, she was decidedly unimpressed, ROFL.

[CKB3K]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[KierrasGhotSwaqq]

IM LAWLING SO HARD XD

[321ccc1]

*Breathe in breathe out...*

[drummer101234]

And boom goes the dynamite! 0:44

[FotballEier]

ahahhaahaha

[bobmaesen7]

he totally came 0:46

[LJMorgan666]

This hilarious! Who ever knew the Turtles were so passionate! I have a whole new perspective now. I guess if you were a male turle and you had to lug around a huge shell when you had sex you would make it count as well! My GF and I rolled out out of our chars laughing at this. Thanks for sharing!

[KrAviiu]

Can't get over the noisesss! xD

[joshua6200]

hahaha!! wtf? at 1:16 he actually winks at the camera.. 

[myheroevanescence97]

Ladies and gentlemen please contain your orgasms.

[wmcanally]

it sounds like hes farting

[josecar08]

lol

[DOPSwagga]

Then the Ninja Turtles were born lol

[zkadiri]

lmaooooo



[MarthaJoco]

damn theyre fucking animals in the bedroom

[NikkiNicole417]

wait for it wait for it.."uh"

[Asprosify]

i will never be able to unsee this. THANK YOU FOR THIS CEDRIC(sarcastic tone)

[jennitheone]

in the back of his throat it looks like a bird tryna get a worm(his uvuala)

[lilrob2469]

Lol

[MrHIDDeNvALLeYBound]

i dnt think she enjoys it little dude * im tlking to the turtle

[Mrburton35]

ehhhhh ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh ehhh ehhh ehh ehh ehh ehh ehh................ehhhhhhhhhh­h ehhhhhhh

[jasonxlo123]

somehow I see pussy in his mouth...

should I go to see a doctor?

[calandelsa]

AHHHH



[ItsHardyPartyTime]

Fuck monkeys. We evolved from the motha fuckin turtles.

[TheHolyFight]

he's putting in that work!

[xXMaliceWolfXx]

Male= Ohmagawds this is amazing! ^_^

Female= I feel nothing. -_-

[1haloreachfreak]

i love his pauses of *ahhhh thats good*

[TheSquirrellicker]

that was cute....JK EW.

[xoAnna56]

WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE A PUSSY IN HIS MOUTH?!

[loladinn12]

@xoAnna56 You have it as well >_>

[Synetearis]

@xoAnna56 You have one to... vocal cords :p

[Alexxluvsu123]

Wth O.O

[zombieslayer12336]

he finaly lost his V card

[cscatracho]

/watch?v=go_tRctLmbc

Watch with this song. Its perfect

[XxXemoxgirlXxX1107]

lol the girl is like stfu pleasseeee

[naruto123456789ify]

omg

[icwutudidtharlulz]

just play this at the same time.

/watch?v=DpS7nCweYZI&ob=av2e

[WakeySFC]

is it normal to get an erection -.-

[111babb]

dang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that turtle is rcking that other turtles world!!! TO BAD IT WAS ONLY FOR 30 SECONDS HAHAHAHAH!!!

[io62268]

1:03 Vinegar face!!!!!!!! XD

[hiTBoy215]

ahhhh ahhhh

[Duaineml0]

LMFAO HAHAH OMG FUCKING HELL

[xxxBl00dyDr3ams]

Longest..orgasm..ever. 

[FlAmEbLaDeClOuD]

those 30 seconds rocked that turtles world

[RontheHybrid]

The name of this Adult turtle film is called 'Shell Shock" and the cover of the film will be. 1:01-1:06. lol

[Sezro]

I almost thought the turtle was making that noise.

[chdjd514]

omg i'm in a library it's sooooo hard not tooo laugh lol this is like my fav animal but this is fucking hilarious!!!

[jgray92243]

he busted a nut at 0:47 lol

[mtrench12]

The girl is like go fuck urself :P

[RiCETOOB]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[MightyGerm96]

She's all like hurry up with your tiny dick.

[littlecatfisfINC]

the woman doesn't really look satisfied lol.

[Peanutie1]

watch the thing in its mouth in the back it !!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[TheMarioBros88]

lol...Hey! thats normal. we ALL need some every now and then...LOL!!!

[PennanJr]

Who actually watched the whole video?

[MrFlippr69]

0:44 he blew his nuts off!!!!

[WillfulNegligence]

"I love being a turtle!"

[davidsolis22]

This is how I have sex! I couple bumps and I'm on it and over in 3 minutes

[BalloonsShampooFish]

this is why ninja turtles got canceled :)

[callie1981101]

thats not funny... its scary

[farmerpigen1]

so funny have seen it 100 times and i still laughting sorry i`m not english i am danish

[rell2005]

My stomach hurts from laughing so much LMFAO!!!!!

[MadZombieBS]

this makes me moist