In the majority of the world - a surfer is somebody who rides ocean waves on a buoyant board. In Newcastle - a surfer is something you sit on in your livingroom.
Has anyone noticed that if this was a pisstake out of southerners, the Matt Lucas would have his shiny smooth head on a plaque by now on some rich bastards table...Us geordie lot? we just piss wasel's at it!
The look Jack gives the camera at 0:50 xD
tzimisce91 4 weeks ago
a shreader for baliffs letters lmao!!!
westham4eva 2 months ago
Shredding job offers
johnanthonyp 3 months ago
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Thumbs up this comment ye shits!
Leanashe23 3 months ago
the best line is at 1:10 XD
jadebadgerjazz777 3 months ago
George Dawes 'come to goerdie sofa's yer shits!' lol xD
MrEvilronald 4 months ago
im from Newcastle and i can clarify this is very accurate
LaniBooms22 5 months ago 2
come to geordie sofas nooooooooooooooooooooow!
survivalisme88 6 months ago
look at this place its sofa heaven... look at this place it sofa heaven hahahahaha
PrettyPrinceOfParty1 6 months ago
i am a geordie i totally speak like that all the time it is the best accent in the world i must say
PrettyPrinceOfParty1 6 months ago
it's really funny but it aint geordie jumpers
Rubberchix 7 months ago
Yas are reet gie like yer mongs like!
We don't actually talk like this. Round the rugged sofa the ragged ruffian ran. Round the rugged sofa the ragged ruffian ran... Bla bla.
cottonsnark 9 months ago
COME TO GEORDIE SOFAS YA SHIT
BubbleBobble1996 11 months ago
In the majority of the world - a surfer is somebody who rides ocean waves on a buoyant board. In Newcastle - a surfer is something you sit on in your livingroom.
Leanashe23 1 year ago
Even tho I'm a geordie this still makes me laugh al the time
Deafforever1231 1 year ago
bob's impression of dave from hairy bikers is amazing (even though he's cumbrian but still it's brilliant)
Rmg12 1 year ago 2
Jack Dee and Ulrika look like Jack and Meg White!!!!!!!!
hilarious vid
lightflower 1 year ago
1.14. Ulrika, you bad girl!
galti111 1 year ago
Jack Dee as an emo, fucking hilarious!
Leviskardsen 1 year ago
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ITW84 1 year ago
im a geordie myself but this is fucking hallarious!!!
xoSJCox 1 year ago 2
jack dee looks so funny
playgirlc 1 year ago
i wish there was a geordie sofas in eldon square :(
(shopping centre in tha toon)
youngy1 1 year ago
One of the rare moments where Jack Dee actually smiles.
justAbigailhere 1 year ago
Howay, that was reet canny.
TheCuriousOrange83 1 year ago
yer bastard top left corner 1:12
MrWariotime 1 year ago
@MrWariotime
lol i spotted that
hammersandirons1001 1 year ago
come to geordie sofas! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! LMAO
kendalino96 1 year ago 4
Has anyone noticed that if this was a pisstake out of southerners, the Matt Lucas would have his shiny smooth head on a plaque by now on some rich bastards table...Us geordie lot? we just piss wasel's at it!
TheMTExperience 2 years ago 4
"A retractable orderves troth" lol
AWY44 2 years ago
Quality Crack!!
martin4578 2 years ago
I'm geordie and this reminds me of some people that live near me..
HalfVampireHalfChic 2 years ago 2
Ulrika looks like she's gonna burst out laughing after Jack Dee remarks about the top quality ferm bolsters.
AbsinthSycoActiv 2 years ago 2
Hawaya hairy bikers like ferm everwheir
krainey 2 years ago
How to speak Geordie:
Now say these words.... as they are, without accent.
Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.
Or...
Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
MahBoiz4Dinnah 2 years ago 114
omg!
bananasquads 2 years ago
@MahBoiz4Dinnah LMAO! If I could like this one million times, I would xD
NatheHatake 2 years ago
@MahBoiz4Dinnah that's scottish, not geordie, this is how it would sound: "look at yeee, yiv got a face like a pair of tits
bazzcarr1892 1 year ago
@MahBoiz4Dinnah
Thats hilarious.
But, sorry maybe its just me but when I recited it I sounded Scottish.
JONNOG88 1 year ago
LOL im a geordie and i find this so funny :P
SophieHabboUk 2 years ago 7
LOL LOL 1:11 Come to Geordie Sofa`s you shits !!
Shooting stars ftw.
envox 2 years ago 14
Lol i find this hilarious, even though my mums a geordie.
FeelingMusey 2 years ago 3
LOL jack dees face at 0:43
PinkRedBunny 2 years ago
COME 'T GEORDIE SOFAS YER SHITS...
Mufc4ever2007 2 years ago 9
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i love seeing folk taking the pure piss out of geordies. they are always fighting and thick as fuck.
i hope reeves and mort keep ripping the pure piss
ulysees77 2 years ago
ulrike is v hot must be my northrn roots
fslbob 2 years ago
ferm berlsters
ssbn03 2 years ago 2
look at his face at 0:42 it just makes me laugh
ShinyMagnezone 2 years ago
I love the stupid subtitles with Newcastle related things. I think the best one is "Jimmy Nail"
churchy99 2 years ago
yer bastards hahahahah
howaboutusukout 2 years ago
Jack looks a lot like Casey Chaos
translucentair 2 years ago
I want some new fioam!
22poopoo 2 years ago
come to geordie sofas ye shits!
marshmallow117 2 years ago 65
i cannot stop laughing at that
moodyoldmoo 2 years ago
feerm?
AshleyVilla92 2 years ago
"COME TO GORDIE SOFAS, YA S**T!!" lols!
scrustle 2 years ago 4
"ant n' dec"
69UsernameOfDoom69 2 years ago
Jack looks just like Jack White in this!!! haha!
nickatron 2 years ago
HA! Class!
Being a Geordie is dead great like!
I've got 2 years more experience than you kidda, just embrace it coz you're not getting out. Hehe.
ditey 2 years ago
This foams knackerd lol
Stevedaly88 2 years ago
Oh my god 'Come to Geordie sofas ye shits'
I'm so going to be saying that every minute of every day... LOL
xTurnItUpx 2 years ago
Try being a geordie. it's not amazing after 28 years =(
blindingsun 2 years ago
Why?
22poopoo 2 years ago
Good to see their keeping the Geordie skits up. I still think "Geordie of the Antartic is the best" But it wasn't for shooting stars.
toonsampfan 2 years ago
Totally agree. Geordie of the Antarctic was mint. This comes as close as Geordie Jeans for second
randypan71 2 years ago
Extremely funny!
JohnotheWolfBoy 2 years ago
"come to geordie sofas yer shits"
EvilArbiter11234 2 years ago 4
Gets better the more you watch it.
retread01 2 years ago
Jack Dee's faces are priceless :L
ricriddick 2 years ago 2
"Come to Geordy sofas, ye shits"
ccampbell800 2 years ago 3
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domstrachan 2 years ago
junction 24 off every motorway lol and yer shits lol
mirrorsedge11 2 years ago
Geordie jumpers was funnier
Darkraz 2 years ago
I prefer geodie jeans meself.
5oulsnob 2 years ago
Superb!
3500P5 2 years ago
I am a geordie and I agree
girlhitsbus 2 years ago
come to geordie sofas yer shits
TheEddster 2 years ago
Jack Dee looking a lot like Jack White.
munckymagic 2 years ago 5
The boys are back on top!!!
dougle03 2 years ago 3
jack dee with a face like an abandoned walnut
elbob099 2 years ago 8
yer shits
mrcharliecharles 2 years ago
Gordie sofas wi firm berstas!!!! ya scummy black and white shite twats it was ripped rite outa ya pmsfl!!!
mackemcharva 2 years ago
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kerrinda 2 years ago
Come ter Geordie Sofas, yer shits
tevs93 2 years ago 5
hahahaaaa
BusheppiDonkeyPunch 2 years ago 2
this looks fucking hilarious haha
PiperTheGreatX 2 years ago 2
;;kij;k
iSiNiZT3RR 2 years ago
hahaahah
245thegreat 2 years ago
yer shits
greatcumberland 2 years ago 2
This deserves 5 stars just for having Jack Dee in a wig and the expressions he makes.
DuckOfDestiny 2 years ago 3
Holy shit! Jack Dee smiled!?!?!
Zeldalovawoot 2 years ago 6
omg jack dee smiled!!?!?!?!?!?!? i jus noticed zelda
MrJackDavies 2 years ago 3