Sesame Street - Song Of The Count

[nellie2581]

I love Count von Count

[Sibblyman531]

how do you count yourself?

[chicoooo123]

@Sibblyman531 Its better with the bleeped version lmfao

[ashtheawesomeone]

still a better vampire love story than twilight

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

i still think the little kids would ge a kick out the bleeped version

[UndercoverKadaj]

the censored version is better xD

[iXesDriftar]

I fuck slowly, slowly. slowly, gettin' faster.

[puddmuddle]

hahaha got here from monte cristo

[XLR108]

I can think of this song the same way after I saw the cencored version.

[djizzle96]

the count is a true vampire

[curmudgeon86]

I think The Count is a Jew.

[eigenART09]

I just realized that this whole character is so extremely politically incorrect on so many levels that you couldn't create it in these days; but I love him so much! he has always been my favorite on sesame street!

[donnyosmand86]

Gosh they were just waiting for this to happen...

[ScratStitch]

He keeps saying "count," but all I hear is the word "fuck."

[djizzle96]

The Count is a pimp

[Theriot6592]

A cheerful song about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

[Verendus0]

It was so hard to find the uncensored version.

[GrahamChapman]

Thirty-four! Thirty-four people are having their blood drained tonight! Ah-hah-hah-haaah!

[Mysticalili1]

0:56 how cute!

[666devilb]

this song isn't the same since i have heard the censored version

[LaraAlWakeel]

my friend made me listen to the bleeped version

and seriously i can't listen 2 this version without censoring it in my head,

DAMN YOU MARK!

[emily7103]

Lol, my friend from Poland has an accent just like The Count. This song reminds me of my Polish friend.

[brandoonjen1]

thumbs up if the only reason youre watching this is to hear the original after listening to the bleeped version 100 times.

[Crosswalknorway]

Listen to the bleeped version! It's hilarious...  Ah! I miss Sesame Street!

[dlwertz57]

When I'm alone I count myself... HaHaHa

[robyndorling]

I could f**k forever????

i thought this was a kids show? 

[MoonsRangerLion]

sounds better with the bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeep

[BritKid94]

Can't believe I'm watching this, on my own, on a Friday night. I watched it all the way through aswell....fml.

[TheBoredomOtaku]

The censored version of this is very funny xD

[loupax]

And kids now watch Dora? At least this was funny, and didn't force kids to yell at the effing screen!

[vamp200]

the thing is in some folklore vampires were considered to be OCD and family members would often leave poppy seeds in the graves of suspected vampires for them to spend all night counting till the dawn. so in a sense lol this song is true.

[TheRealVordox]

@vamp200 LOL! Awesome little fact. :D

[PureEbil1]

I can not express how hard it is to find this version.

[MasonDragonlord]

@dCakaElfboy wrong video

[Andregea]

seriously who thought it would be a good idea to put this song in a kids show

[DCakaElfboy]

Clearly 33 people don't Fuck the candles on the shelf oh wait wrong vid sorry

[PsychoticGeek23]

Everyone, do you see this? Twilight fans, please pay close attention. THIS is what we call a respectable vampire.

Even in the censored version. XD

[goremand]

He counts like a beast.

[gamm422]

I mean really....... Really........

No one on their writing staff ever thought that this would be exploited.......,

I mean how do you not notice this???

[PureEbil1]

@gamm422 Maybe the writing staff knew that it would be exploited..... Those perverts! lol

[WeAllSyn]

I like the censored version better.

[sinclairchap]

This guy taught me to count. God I miss the old show.

[branfili]

@sinclairchap have you seen lemon demon version ?

[gannon1op]

oh god....now in some sense i am hearing cumming and i cum the spiders on the wall....

[12adamj]

Who found this after the count censored?

[namawapaya]

can't unhear, sorry

[Dashboardconfesses]

When I hear @0.30 "I count slowly, slowly getting faster" and the hand movements....Oh I'm such a child.

Love this song

[gannon1op]

this video censored has ruined us all.

[poseidon26ful]

@gannon1op yeah when he sings count i think fuck hahahahaha XD

[Michelle264]

@gannon1op damn right it has i keep hearing the beeps in my head TT^TT childhood ruined

[jorfeo]

this was awesome!!!!!!!!!im adding it to my faveorites!!!

[Makookla]

I just keep expecting the bleeps.

[Writermist]

lol this was awesome

[Zehn65]

is it just me or is the Loading bar constantly vanishing during the video?? anyone else have this problem??

[EpiphoneArchtopLover]

The reason he is a vampire is because they are, according to folklore, obsessive counters.

[Themeparkfanman]

I keep expecting the *beeps* to show up.

[HoldyColdy]

i can see how this would scare some little kids...

[XxBakerxX72]

I watched censored version first

[zadeh79]

I think the count had OCD.

[DECTSwolf]

@zadeh79 Obsessive Counting Disorder?

[viciousCB88]

Eff!!!!

[denverbroncos35]

Sesame Street designed it for the bleeps those sick bastards who counts themselves I had to watch the original to determine! Slowly getting faster no a whole generation has been corrupted!! But we got a good laugh with a bleep ;)

[bjorkmayra]

The count doesn't get out much, now does he?

[koshindan]

This song is pretty sad if you think about it. A guy telling the world about his mental illness.

[joezbackwith2gatz]

@koshindan In a crazy world "one" would have "two" be crazy to survive... LOL...

[iRaceAllDay]

When I'm alone I count myself...

[FKinTheCoffee]

finally! i find the original version without all the annoying beeping.

[gamingmonster98]

@FKinTheCoffee annoying?!?

[skullythebloger]

The count is an ophiliac.

[xXravynStormXx]

this is just weird....xD now THIS shows how dirty our minds are, simple as that.xD there's not ONE out there who doesn't expect BEEPs after seeing the censored version.xD EPIC

[ChewinGumStudios]

each time he says "count" i expect a bleep

[JayAr02]

"Count" is the new ****

I wanna count that bitch

[ShadowPoet174]

@JayAr02 eh, go count yourself!

[hpmiss12]

Edward Cullen, eat your heart out.

[TheJAAShow]

i count myself...

[Carnage1235]

I fuc-- I mean count the spiders on the wall!

[Carnage1235]

The Count was evil?

[MyAwesomeWorld]

Oh my god where is the bleeping!!!!?!!!!! Where did the perverted count go!!!!!! I was really let down by this video!!!!

[MichaelTX10]

I still hear the *BLEEP*s in my head.

[Daniel4646]

@MichaelTX10

Me, too.

XD

[Blackhatewolf6]

^^

[MissMarthe15]

The Censored version is better:o

[sammydrumm]

what??? when im alone I count myself??? how??? I think you fuck urself!!!!

[TherealRNO]

@sammydrumm: "I'm one. One Count. Ah ah ah!" *thunderclap & lightning* That's how.

[paarfam]

lol the censered version is more popular than this

[Tuck213]

Going to play this for conservatory tomorrow xD

[annarox393]

thumbs up if you like censored better well i like both but every time i watch this one

i just hear Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! :(

[MsAnzilly]

When he touches the cobweb LOL :-)

[Nogli]

@MsAnzilly BOING

[Omega13X2000]

Where is the one where the Count sings with Ernie?

The song goes:

" Down and Down and Down

Up, Up and Down again

Up, Up and Down and Down and Down

and Uuuuup.... aaaagain,,,!

[loluntilmypie]

Thanks to the censored version, I keep thinking he says "cunt".

[The50centshows]

click button  8 repeatly

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

This is my new favorite song!

[jaclynandgracie]

Finally! The Count NOT being made fun of in a perverted way to entertain the minds of sickos! After all, the Count IS my favorite character. His voice is cool; so Translyvania!

[peepers2468]

in your description 1973 was the year were godzilla vs megalon

[blackangelove14]

I like the censored version better... its almost like they wrote it this way on purpose for the censored version lol

[91FroSt91]

I love how the top comments have the same amount of thumbs up xD

[DIEGOxRULES]

the censored version is way better

[Freedomwriter24]

I bet most of the people who have watched this have looked it up because of the censored version.

[SELEANAFAN28]

he is a bit creepy right there i like him better now!

[HelloDeeDee03]

The classic sesame street is much better than whatever it is they're playing now

[MegaSarcastica]

you sexy count! come count my check balances for me.

[duhherroable]

the ad i got was for calorie counting

[Mryorkshirepudngravy]

Whoever wrote the the first two lines of this song deserves a medal. LOL

Much prefer the censored version of this though.

[fireisforboy]

He sounds better censored.

[BrokenSabre]

I find it saddening that no one's thought to give the Count some medication for what is clearly a serious case of ODC.

[TherealRNO]

@BrokenSabre: Actually, his arithnomania is actually taken from vampire lore. Place a small bag of rice or another small object on the ground and a vampire will stop to count each and every one, giving one time to escape.

[MrLeomonkey07]

@TherealRNO holy shit that's awesome!

[TherealRNO]

@MrLeomonkey07: Isn't it, though? In fact, The Count is basically a reference to Bela Legosli [sp?], the ORIGINAL film Dracula.

[MrLeomonkey07]

@TherealRNO I looked up Bela Legosli and started to watch the movie, until I heard one of the Cartesian women say "Bela Lucha." The Count says the same thing in the song "Batty Bat." The plot thickens!

[TherealRNO]

@MrLeomonkey07: And when The Count used to exit scenes with his cape covering his face, it was a direct homage to Bela L. exiting in a similar manner (granted, it was because the actual actor had to be replaced at times with a stand-in, because when the movie was made, Bela was nearing the end of his film career).

[VoOfThDe]

when i'm alone i ---- myself.

love it xD

[Mryorkshirepudngravy]

@VoOfThDe 'uh, uh ,ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah'

[VoOfThDe]

@Mryorkshirepudngravy was just thinking of that part, in the cencured version.

[Mryorkshirepudngravy]

@VoOfThDe it's so immature and yet so funny. My sides were hurting after I watched it from I was laughing too much.

[brunomansilla]

this song make me want to count!

[thrall898]

Funny how censorship makes something as funny and innocent as this song sound like constant sex reference.

[guyanaboi122]

replace "Count" with "Fuck"

[thomasthethomasboone]

@guyanaboi122

I did.

Look up "Song of the fucking count."

The censored version inspired me.

[thomasthethomasboone]

@guyanaboi122

I did.

Look up "Song of the fucking count."

The censored version inspired me. I actaully put in the words in, instead of bleeping it.

[heatherngain]

epic.

[guitarsANDcars39]

i can hear the beeps in my head

[Daniel4646]

@guitarsANDcars39

So do I.

[RavenOctober616]

@guitarsANDcars39 so can I..lol

[FrancileneFonseca]

I love it!

This song makes me crazy just like him! Ah Ah Ah!

[pokedude512]

he is based off the habit vampires have which is counting things such as seeds or coins

[reminiscor]

where's the ha ha ha at the beginning xD

[athf11]

That Fag Vampire from Twilight has nightmares of the count

[Justdizzy]

I *BEEP* slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster....

[TheTerrorHamster]

i just heared it in "The Requiem: Industrial Club Podcast" Episode "All Hallows Eve 2" from 28.10.2010 and i love it! :D

[Llamaz44]

the censored version is lik a billion times better then this!!!!!!!!!

[Withernall]

Couldn't this music be considered Rumanian? After all, Vlad the Third aka as "Dracula" was Rumanian, and his is considered the proto-vampire, with his brutal tactics (learned from the Otttomans).

[goodbyelonglive44]

@Withernall Yes he grw up with them..

But imagine they made a musical of Dracula, with beautiful songs like this...it would be epic..although then Romanian people would ban it as it is globalizing their beautiful culture...and also insulting Vlad Tepes as a vampire

[MHLoto]

Sounds a lot like Gogol Bordello, actually

XD

[MadHatter8D]

I should have watched this version rather then the censored version of this xD... I'll never look at this the same way haha

[lilly170999]

when im alone, i f*** myself

[itta320]

lol sounds like jewish music

[hilltopcresent]

i think hes jewish

[Mskatie1357]

now watch the censored... i bet you'll laugh your ass off!

[amelia2710]

the censored version is better.

[mayabooba]

so jewish?

[lgx22]

HAHA! 1-2 1234-

[nennypsycho]

i keep expecting him to say "and i realllyy looooveeee to f***"

[ILLANDEVIL]

I LOVE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[DKcipactli]

When I was little I was in love with the Count jejejejeje, now I think I love him more than Edward XD

[wheels85]

For some reason the Count used to scare me when I was little.

[ShadowPoet174]

Dammit, this sounds so weird after listening to "The Count Censored" all the time...

[DLxxEpic]

@ShadowPoet174 Yeah you really expect to hear those bleeps

[RachieFayeTFE]

@ShadowPoet174 I was just about to say the same thing.

[theEvo954]

@ShadowPoet174 Amen, man. Amen.

[mumitoink]

@ShadowPoet174 now i'm relieved that i finally heard the original version...but, the censored is really funny i can't help it..hahahaha!

[91FroSt91]

@ShadowPoet174 Exactly what I was thinking xD

This won't work as good as the other version for our dirty minds XD

[SquishyTHDM]

@ShadowPoet174 I'm only watching this one because the censorship version was lost on my 6 yr old

[NadineWithFlowers]

Sounds much better if you ask me!

[KuruzeldasBrother]

@ShadowPoet174 Im expecting the beeps but there arent any xD

[daryl142003]

@ShadowPoet174 i hear you, this isn't funny after the other version

[TheKillerwins]

or maybe she can sleep with her penis in my mouth........wait uhhhhh

[erbandrakim1]

is it just me, or is the music vaguely jewish? I feel like doing the hora

[h0l0cau5to]

@erbandrakim1 assuming he's the count from Transylvania, he's near Romania, that's why he has a klezmer/gypsy themed theme song

[DevinTClark]

Von, Ahh ahh

[wiseidiot5763]

After seeing "The Count Censored" it's like someone took the song and added the word count instead of the beeps. The funny this is, the beeps seem to work better into the rhythm than the word count.

[Gartonbo]

@wiseidiot5763 I know I've watched the count censored so many times I thought they where missing all the bleeps

[warszawianka]

The Count really likes klezmer music.... all of his songs are klezmer!

[daltonamo]

the count would have fun in the grocery store one can of soup ha ha ha two cans of soup ha ha ha

[Kway32]

So cres.

[JoshGrobansLady]

How can the Count count himself??

[Sacla13]

@JoshGrobansLady

"ONE COUNT DRACULA! AAAH-AAAH-AAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

[TherealRNO]

@JoshGrobansLady: That's one, one Count. Ah ah ah! *cue thunder & lightning* See? It's that simple.

[XDrakopowerX]

How does one get excited by counting?

[JoeyPencils]

@XDrakopowerX u have to rub your nipples while counting

[oldies1976]

The spiderweb TWANG at 1:16 scared me as a kid....I've always hated spiderwebs!

[jayorteg713]

the count could kick Edwards ass the counts a pimp i mean look at the facts

[Auroraa56]

i sware he said cum o.O

lol i keep saying beep i wonder what my lil cousin thinks is wrong with me xD