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  • This is quite awesome, thnx for upload.

  • fucking NIGGERS

  • Dude, this is silly. Just far too silly. I understand that you think you're making some deep point. But you aren't. There's no investigation into the customs, whereas most expeditions into subsaharan Africa involve copious investigation. This is just far to silly to be profound.

  • thumbs up if uwilmod sent you here XD

  • this vid is just silly...

  • is this supposed to be some kinda joke?

  • @smitz001 It has to be. Seems kind of absurd doesn't it? lol

  • up, down, up down...an innovating monotony sometimes for a whole day...and they even pay for it

  • hahaha, this is brilliant

  • Hilarious! The insatiable greed for money!

  • everyone flag this crap. get it banned.

  • @TheNewMusicNetwork fuck off you communist.

    i may not like what they are saying, but i'll fight to the death for their right to say it!

    this is a piss take, only an idiot would see it as anything else.

    as if niggers can seriously take the piss out of europe, they're all trying their best to get over here!

  • @prettyjohnshill14 will be the first up against the wall. Die bourgeois scum.

  • @runforyourchildren really?

    it doesn't take much for souless, mindless sheep like you commies to show your true colours!

    in fact, it will be the useful idiots (lenins words not mine) like you, who will be the first up against the wall. it happened in every communist revolution, from russia to cambodia. facts speak louder than your ramblings.

    btw, im a Christian not a 'bourgeios scum'.

    good day 'comrade' rofl.

  • @prettyjohnshill14 Hahahah you call me a sheep when you worship a fake dude in the sky. Sorry, dude, your sky god aint real, and if he is, he';s too busy fellating jesus to really pay attention to you!

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  • @lucy9359 you're native dna fathers were pussies that got their asses kicked. case closed

  • @TheNewMusicNetwork your forefathers got you flat broke yet?

  • This is a brilliant mockumentary satirising European ethnographies that objectify African peoples and cultures.

  • @SuperGavi brilliant if you're a fucking retard, such as yourself.

    case closed

  • this is so good!

  • shiet!

  • real nigerian translations of certain words in this documentary;

    Clans= Communities

    Invaders= foreigners

    cult/ritual= annual/sacred events

    and so on...making it sound less racist which was not intended :)

  • im nigerian i understoon everything he said without the over translation -_-

  • the narator is speaking the ''yoruba'' language and yet his name looks like it could have been from congo or something.

  • lmao

  • @purplerain7100 poor gay prince

  • sarcasm? I don't see it. This is all quite accurate.

  • @Acidburn574 ya if you're mental fucktard.

  • I'M WHITE, THEY GOT THIS ALL WRONG, WE EAT ARE YOUNG!

  • @johnpelton That's not true. Firstly, not all of European are white, even if they are ethnic European. Also, there is no such thing as white culture. White is just a skin colour. So why don't you just say " Most green-eyed people don't like brown-eyed persons because they think their better" instead? Just stop saying "I am white and I think..." because it doesn't change anything :I

  • The racist part is that no one was really offended youtu be/TG4f9zR5yzY

  • As funny as this video is, it's even funnier to see what people being offended by it.

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  • this is a 10 second reverse rascism joke from the 70's that drags on for 45 minutes...yawn

  • I used to live in Europe. And there's very little difference between between Euro Whites and American Whites. I think all Whites need to return to Europe to better understand themselves

  • @PinHeadzBlackson

    I share the same opinion, and say this quite often

  • This video is brilliant satire from beginning to end. It also shows the power of an authoritative voiceover - no matter what the message.

    The comments are interesting too because so many posters just don't get it and view the video through a racial prism.

    This is parody and humor - well done

  • @connect741 Actually you're the one that doesn't get it and neither do the people who thumbed you up. This guy worked at the university of Kinshasa. The first nuclear reactor in Africa was built at the University of Kinshasa in 1958. The Rwandan president also has the same name. Mao made his first foray into Somalia in 1960 to discuss the Puntland oil and many deals were brokered around that time. It is a hard subject to research though.

  • I wasnt prepared to laugh, but just from the segments of 0:08 to 0:09 i laughed harder than i did in months

  • 40:20

  • A. Remarkably enough, they were allowed to return to Europe for a second and even third time.

    B. Thanks to White technology they can even do this.

  • why am i thinking about "The Gods Must Be Crazy" movies when i see this?

  • Is it just me or is this very racist?

  • @mmv1301 Is it really any more racist than your average documentary about Africa?

  • @pkemrin Africa is a fucking shithole

  • @whiteboygotswagg Yes, insult and hurt your fellow man. Your racism sustains me.

  • @pkemrin Im not racist? how is that racist? Africa is the most undeveloped and poor Continent. 

  • @whiteboygotswagg Which is funny considering that it's the continent that's had humans on it the longest.

  • @pkemrin having the first humans doesnt make it the most advanced and developed? i win? yes i know.

  • @whiteboygotswagg No, it doesn't make it at all advanced or developed. And you do win! You've won the right to feed me some of your racism! Delicious. Delicious.

  • @pkemrin explain why im racist? i know you wont reply

  • @whiteboygotswagg What that I've done up to this point leads you to believe I won't respond?

    Fun fact: Africans live in Africa, which you're saying is a shit hole. A "shit" hole full of brown people? Other things from shit holes are brown too. I see what you did there.

  • @pkemrin dont twist my words cuz i owned you i didnt say i hate black peope i said africa is a shithole its poor and shit!

  • @whiteboygotswagg I'm not twisting your words, I'm preventing them from twisting.

    You didn't explicitly come out and say anything about black people, but it was implied. It's like if I said that people who live at your house are poor, stupid, and dirty. I didn't implicitly say anything about you or your mom, but it's implied.

  • @mmv1301 Yeah.. Its kinda of the point its a satirical reference to how documentaries portray Africa without political, economic, social, and governmental knowledge. Kinda Racial pretentious.

  • Double dubs. Dubception!

  • Magic paper lol

  • this is funny as fuck

  • This is not how Black People see white people. All this piece does is flip the complexions around to show the inaccuracies, misunderstanding and misconceptions of the way white people have been viewing Black People and African culture for years - and sold as true accounts of African cultural studies for western education.

  • calling prostitution dislocated polygamy really adds a touch of class to it

  • Anyone got a link to the original German version?

  • @evthurobred I do, be my guest.

    /watch?v=ieRaqYq_8FE

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  • Hes right though, all European men are Individualists, all my friendships are based on Egotistic contributions to the friendship most of these events look scripted though....its so patronizing to watch this video , its like a stupid subliminal story to the fall of the Western Roman Empire, and Switzerland is not in the EU they are going to collapse World War 3 is coming

  • hahahaha

  • Great Video that every Black child should watch esp. When bombarded with vague and confusing terms like Multiculturalism. Know who you are.

  • LOL! This is hilarious, quite interesting and yes more patronizinger than flark! :D Shoe now on other foot and white man is objectified.

  • Wow. This is an interesting hypothesis.

  • at 2:00

    The last time I drank some beer and then danced around, it wasn't good. Not good at all.

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • I wonder if this guy in the beginning can sky dive with them nostrils as parachutes.

  • you should change the title. its misleading. but this is hilarious!!!

  • you should change the title. its misleading.

  • This has GOT to be a joke. If it is, it's fucking genius.

  • does anyone know what the name of the original documentary is that he talks about at the beginning???

  • I can see what this black man is getting at though, with there mundane lives of the Alpine tribes, The Romans hated the Celtic/Germanics with a Passion , Greeks were also a lot more advanced...maybe he should have studied a more impressive group tribes, hahaha

  • hahaha 15:00 is pretty funny

  • Ask me as a Scandinavian male what I think when I see a black wearing a tuxedo or using a camera..it just looks so not meant to be !!! probably the funniest one is a black male in a tuxedo it's as funny as a dog in clothes..

  • @EuropeanGuy87 Your sense of humor is as blunt as a blunt ax.

  • whatever this is suppose to be, it is great!!

  • too long didnt watch i mean im not gonna sit 45 min and be educated 

  • Interesting how the caucasoid participates in such dysfunctional behavior. I think Africans should colonizes these primitives.

  • @thepride999 HEELLLL YES I am pure white but BLACK POWER! all the way

  • @DjDielawnn Some people might take offense to my mild attempt at humor.. At least someone gets it, power to the people...

  • @DjDielawnn Why not White power if you are White? Why Black power? Are you not proud to be White?

  • @thepride999 But the Africans already are colonising them. For example, this August in London African colonists salvaged a large amount of cultural artefacts from the locals.

    The civilising mission is having some success as well, with a new, more African-oriented class called "chavs" being formed among the primitives. With luck, HIV and hunger levels in Europe might reach African levels in a hundred years!

  • @Humanophage A hundred years is much to long we need to step up the program. I say within the next 5 years they will be neutralized, yes its happening as we speak! 

  • lolololol this has to be a parody

    

  • 'dislocated monogamy'

  • This film is brilliant....I have seen it a dozen times, from the opposite perspective....9/10

  • Most of what he is saying is true but, some of it I dont know BRILLANT none the less

  • Absolutely brilliant

  • monkey music!

  • HMMM

  • This is a joke right? This guy really thinks he presenting some sort of scientific material that represents whites. Hell blacks are everything that they are saying whites are. look ate thier ceremonial customes and thier own fences they have around thier homes. This guy is an idiot.

  • @stupididioticpeople lmao actually you're the idiot. its a parody.

  • @iherduliek Perhaps YOU might be the idiot in assuming that the bjornaway wasn't referring to the BRILLIANCE OF THE PARODY??? I'm not calling you an idiot, I'm just saying... I can see a parody and think it's brilliant.

  • @stupididioticpeople hahahaha.... oh my god its hard to believe that anyone would be this stupid :D

    and the best is that YOU are calling HIM an idiot!

    seriously man... you made my day. thank you!!!

  • This is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

  • too funny and so on target.

  • The length of the microphone is a clever touch.

  • The title should be..how Africans see Europeans... Great video..

    Love you Scottish!  Fuck you Brits

  • @justinC504 scottish are british retard

  • @livingforever93 Under UK law they are British.. But the ethnic group and culture are different.

  • @justinC504 Aren't Blacks Africans and Whites Europeans? I guess in your mind when you saw the title you immediately thought Black American and White American. Maybe because you are American. Well truth is, Black Americans live White culture. Clothes, homes, language, traditions, technology, etc. This is taking it to the source, where Blacks live African and Whites live European, not like Blacks in America that live European.

  • @IslenoGutierrez I see your IQ isn't that high, is it? So much of Richard Lynns bullshit prick on the world.

  • @justinC504 And the reason you believe my IQ is low is because? I laid out the obvious. I can assure you that my intelligence level is fine.

  • @IslenoGutierrez Richard Lynn has been exposed on his racial IQ test. Fooled the world, including you. Richard Lynn was caught only accounting and mathematical measuring only the the lowest IQ scores in Africa. 12,000 people in Africa was tested, but only 4,000 was accounted for, to add on to that, it was among the poorest. Some of the African children didn't even know how to use a pencil. Richard Lynn has fooled the world. But it will catch up to him one day. 

  • @justinC504 Explain why Black American children scores are lower in the United States than White American children scores. I'm just curious of this topic, I have no bias to White or Black.

  • @IslenoGutierrez Those may be the true IQ scores which displays a 15 point gap (which I'm prettily fine with). Richard Lynn has native African scores at 60. As you may know, an IQ of 60 are only displayed by people with brain diseases, or down syndrome. This is possibly proof that IQ test are only higher determined by economic status in a country or group, OR Richard Lynn is a fraud. Either one, you decide.

  • @justinC504 I really could care less about the IQ levels about any race. I believe in individualism. I try to worry about myself. Every race has their strengths and weaknesses.

  • @IslenoGutierrez u mad bro?

  • @souasazzz Mad at who? Why would I be mad? I have nothing to be mad about.

  • @IslenoGutierrez there are more whites u fuckbag

  • @riquoinblockrunnaz What are you referring to puto?

  • @IslenoGutierrez nothin just stfu retarded whore

  • @riquoinblockrunnaz Wtf are you talking about? You are a troll.

  • @IslenoGutierrez IQ tests are traps. These tests consist of questions and tasks that are geared to how well you are brainwashed to be fit for fitting into a political system that is as far removed from humaneness as is the distance between our Milky Way and Andromeda. American statistics about African people can Never! Ever! be trusted, because the White American government (not the average white American) is bend on getting rid of the Afro-Americans through sterilization.

  • @IslenoGutierrez Once again: IQ tests are TOTAL RUBBISH! It is a brutal, dangerous tool that can never measure the great variety of valuable talents laying dormant in black/colored/white children. In America (and who knows where else) IQ tests are used AGAINST Afro-American people. FYI, the white government of the US is very busy with exterminating Afro-Americans, native-Americans, Spanish Americans. See on YT: The Black Holocaust (happening now!).

  • @IslenoGutierrez I don't think that you are that clever, because you are easily fooled by the denigrating propaganda and all the lies from the too many and surely white academia about the so called 'inferiority of race of the colored peoples'. Maybe you are a Darwinist. But remember that Darwin's evolution theory remains a THEORY that is not scientifically proven; it never will be. It is not: 'the survival of the fittest', but 'the survival of the smartest'.

  • @starsbydaylight In layman’s terms, if something is said to be “just a theory,” it usually means that it is a mere guess, or is unproved. It might even lack credibility. But in scientific terms, a theory implies that something has been proven and is generally accepted as being true.

  • aaaaah, if you speak both,  German and English, this is soooo distracting! :O

  • They kept returning to screw white women.

  • @sandrifter and they brought a Black woman with them for the White men to gangbang, lol. Maybe as a peace offering.

  • @IslenoGutierrez It is a waste of time to get some sense into you. You are a troll.

  • @starsbydaylight Why am I a troll? Because I don't agree with you? That does not make me a troll. Now, if you supply some evidence of your claims, I may feel more inclined to accept what you say, but without that, I can't. I am not a racist, so I don't have some agenda against any race of people, even White people, which seems to be the popular people to talk shit about these days.

  • Why they got the Yoruba man talking then liars in fake translation. KMT Stupid fuck and i'm yoruba. Anway this sounds like animal kingdom commentary 

  • Yes! One of the best things I have ever seen. White people treat all other cultures like animals on National Geographic. Its wonderful to see some commentary on their race. One of the first lies white people invented to make themselves feel smart was that everyone else's brain was smaller and hence they were dumber. Why? Because when skulls of various races were examined, white peoples skulls could hold the most beans! Ahahahaha. So dumb. I am sharing this video with everyone! YES!

  • @neverfinite10 Well, there are IQ tests for the races, and East Asians score the highest, then Whites, then Blacks. It is what it is.

  • @IslenoGutierrez i am from eastern europe can you assess my iq level too please?? and can i join you to defend white power against black-yellow-red-blue brotherhood, or am i too barbaric? please guide me.

  • @darkshadowkiller666 I don't understand what exactly do you mean by your comment. Take an IQ test if want to assess your IQ. You can defend the White race if you like, there isn't anything racist about that. Not sure if you were being a smart ass with your comment, or if your English is just off. Anyway, good luck with that.

  • @IslenoGutierrez

    It's funny how whites try every thing possible to tarnish their ancestors.

    IQ tests are meaningless when they are conducted, dispensed and handed out by an oppressing racist social phenomenon called white supremacy.

    Africa is ancient. Recently advanced civilizations as old as 100,000 years old have been observed in South Africa. I highly doubt any ancient civilization, or theory had an origin in white supremacy, a RECENT pathology by a recent PEOPLE!

  • @AskariWaryaa I am not part of any White or Black supremacy. My family is from the Canary Islands which belongs to Spain, but is in North Africa.

  • @AskariWaryaa What you say now that I told you that I am Canary Islander which is in North Africa?

  • @IslenoGutierrez I say you live in a beautiful part of the world and your lucky.

  • @IslenoGutierrez I say good!

  • @IslenoGutierrez Beautiful part of the world, you're lucky.

  • Dy-no-mite! Dy-no-mite!

  • @SihtFukcCokc This is actually the worst example you could ever use, Julius Cesar exterminated the people of the eastern alps , they all died in slavery , a Genocide, the original people do not exist anymore

  • @MeatstickRob88 Dude, I think your comment wasn't for me, unless there's a secret code in the word Dy-no-mite.

    Cheers.

  • Love this, the narrator trolls hard.

  • I like the way it's translated twice :D

  • @M4TT3R Yeh and the guy is supposed to be southern African but is speaking Yoruba which is a Nigerian Language (Nigeria)

  • XD "Dislocated polygamy"

    

  • the black guy is speaking yoruba, a west african language which i understand, the parts of the video where i can hear his voice and the "narrator"s voice dont match up, lol, the narrator s making it all up

  • @lundwed omg are serious hahahaha wow

  • very good! how old is the film? looks like 80s?

  • 5:50

    LMFAO.

  • awesome, although I think I would have called it Safari to the Alps or something

  • Great video bad title.

  • @leesalexander Yeah bad title, more like Austrian Self Parody featuring African Journalists.

  • its weird to label a video "how black people see white people" unless your american and dont understand how Africans are "African" and not "black". the same goes for being Austrian! and European! not "white people". also. this video is hilarious!

  • lol i want to see the rest of the docs by this guy

  • This must be a parody, or at least something produced by europeans? Tribes? Magic paper?

  • It's a parody. And a damned good one.

  • "Fences, fences everywhere." Living in Europe I couldn't help but laugh. So true.

  • 40:23 so funny how they classify naked women

  • that's pretty funny. Ethnographic documentaries are patronizing as fuck

  • @stilanas Well, at least, traditional docs. There are attempts to push out of the arrogant mindset. And i definitely appreciate this. Should be shared everywhere.

  • This man needs to make more of these films. Can he do one on the United Kingdom?

  • I think this was staged, but it's really funny nonetheless.