PART 1 listen to this song and listen to the music Let me tell you about a girl I know She's a princess and a hoe the obnoxious dream girl of mario being around her only causes anger to grow She's Princess peach she's Marios leech that stupid bleep she gives me the creeps I dont know why its worth wasting lives just for some cake its a real mistake
Yes, I know, this might seem crude. And all of you Peach fans think I'm being rude. Honestly, these are personal thoughts. I've really had my fill of that stupid bee-otch!
Thank you all. All credit goes to SlimKirby for thinking up these magnificent lyrics.
When she plays Chance Time, she takes our stars away. She also gets captured, every day. She fills our lives with so much dismay. Samus and Zelda are better in every way.
She's Princess Peach! The blonde-haired freak! Her voice always shrieks, Every day, every week! I hate her so much! She needs to be punched! She's too much to take! A throbbing headache!
Let me tell you about a girl I know. She's a princess, and a hoe. The obnoxious dream girl of Mario, Being around her only causes anger to grow.
It's Princess Peach! She's Mario's leech! That stupid bleep, She's gives me the creeps! I don't know why, It's worth wasting lives, Just for some cake! It's a real mistake!
Back in the day, she was all right. She could throw bombs and had the power of flight. Now it seems, she's played us for fools. She can't even keep that kingdom she rules.
heres a domino effect, mario was holding the happy birthday sign and tripped on a candy cane and luigi tries to catch it only to stumble backwards and knock yoshi onto the iceing tube peach is holding, and the iceing squirts all over wario and he breaks a candy cane. the end
dangit, why did everything from my childhood have to make me so hungry?! I used to pan around the map and look at the bowls of delicious candy all around the cake... mm...
Everyone is on Peach's cake, but she is the only one doing something right, Mario dropped the sign, Luigi tripped backwards, Yoshi fell on the icing tube... aimed at Wario, and DK threw strawberries
it's just a domino of major screw-ups. here, i know what happened:
mario and luigi were placing the the sign, but they tripped, surprising DK to toss the strawberries in the air while luigi bumped into yoshi, who fell flat on top of the icing tube peach was using, causing the icing tube to spray all over wario, causing him to crush whatver he was holding.
OMGGGGG, um OKz..."Yeah, Peach Has Got It"?...I used to say it wit her youd think Id know it by heart :(...are you talkin bout when she buyz a star and getz it or when she winnz in da end and da dead last lozer is gettin eatin y a fugly ass plant in da very end BTW?...or is they da same? e.e''
JumbledMario22 2 weeks ago
WARNING:Cake may contain LIES!!!
NewLightningLuigi 3 weeks ago
Let them have cake and eat it to.
101Thebigboy 3 months ago
wario got creamed
freedog911 3 months ago 4
So many memories!! Choosing a seed was always fun :P
spirit2fusion 4 months ago
Not gonna lie, I actually clean to this song.......
reversingmemories 5 months ago 6
God hates us all, he made us grow up and not letting be able return to the 90's D:
yoshieggs6 6 months ago
the cake is a lie
DynamicDeclan 7 months ago
I bet that shortly thereafter, Wario swallowed all the cream
JammerRammy 7 months ago
*trip* *smack* *mess everywhere*
PikaPokemon4ever7 7 months ago
@mitri3d nope.avi THE CAKE IS A LIE
KingSpartaX37 8 months ago
Yes, I know, this might seem crude. And all of you Peach fans think I'm being rude. Honestly, these are personal thoughts. I've really had my fill of that stupid bee-otch!
Thank you all. All credit goes to SlimKirby for thinking up these magnificent lyrics.
DemonioPenguino 8 months ago
When she plays Chance Time, she takes our stars away. She also gets captured, every day. She fills our lives with so much dismay. Samus and Zelda are better in every way.
She's Princess Peach! The blonde-haired freak! Her voice always shrieks, Every day, every week! I hate her so much! She needs to be punched! She's too much to take! A throbbing headache!
DemonioPenguino 8 months ago
Let me tell you about a girl I know. She's a princess, and a hoe. The obnoxious dream girl of Mario, Being around her only causes anger to grow.
It's Princess Peach! She's Mario's leech! That stupid bleep, She's gives me the creeps! I don't know why, It's worth wasting lives, Just for some cake! It's a real mistake!
Back in the day, she was all right. She could throw bombs and had the power of flight. Now it seems, she's played us for fools. She can't even keep that kingdom she rules.
DemonioPenguino 8 months ago
Poor Yoshi. He's my favorite :[
yuneiwow02 8 months ago
Some Birthday Cake
mitri3d 9 months ago
I can't help but think of Slim Kirby's song, haha
greenkawkabmuhsinah 10 months ago
yoshi should be eating all those strawberrys
llutubero999 10 months ago
I like how everyone is getting fucking murdered over cake
ThisIsACoolGuy 11 months ago
Let me tell about a girl I know.
Supermariofan14 11 months ago
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Supermariofan14 11 months ago
heres a domino effect, mario was holding the happy birthday sign and tripped on a candy cane and luigi tries to catch it only to stumble backwards and knock yoshi onto the iceing tube peach is holding, and the iceing squirts all over wario and he breaks a candy cane. the end
goonwichabigass 11 months ago
@goonwichabigass and what about Donkey Kong
salamance64 11 months ago
How old is peach now!
MarioSunshine00 1 year ago
Slimkirby's Lyrics makes this better that bitch peach
jmlapuz14 1 year ago
This song reminds me of eating Chicken Noodle Soup with cookies.
I don't know why.
SmashBrosContest 1 year ago
Damn, I remember my crash on Peach :D (I still have it though)
And that's the reason I played this board the most :P
And I always had this wallpaper n__n
AlfredoDelDrama 1 year ago
dangit, why did everything from my childhood have to make me so hungry?! I used to pan around the map and look at the bowls of delicious candy all around the cake... mm...
ebonifragaria 1 year ago
I have a secret crush on her, Don't tell please!!!!!
jonathan10597 1 year ago
@jonathan10597 I told
ThisIsACoolGuy 11 months ago
@ThisIsACoolGuy WHO THE HEAVEN DID YOU TELL!?!!?
jonathan10597 11 months ago
At least peach will remember this giant cake
henerinjaro77 1 year ago
Yoshi squirted ALLLL over Wario. ;)
NishiOxnard 1 year ago
DK: WTF!
shoujoluvr707 1 year ago
happy birthday princess peach i love u!!
greatmilenko1997 1 year ago
@greatmilenko1997 Watch it, Bub I saw her 1st
jonathan10597 1 year ago
i hated this level, but it was fun anyway
Ive2sises 1 year ago
This was one of the first mario games I ever played so when I saw goomba I always thought it was a giant cupcake :)
FunniestofFunny 1 year ago
playing this stage of the first mario party as peach was the first time i ever played a mario game. i was 4 and i game is dead now. i wanna cry.
heartyournails 1 year ago
yummy so delicous i always got hungry
when i was playing this i said when my birthday comes i
want to eat cake with this song
DaffyHersheys100 1 year ago 2
@DaffyHersheys100 One time I actully ate chocolate cake while playing this level.
donnakayt1 1 year ago
Aww i used to have this game :'(
daniellasanchez89 1 year ago
@daniellasanchez89 It sucks that they don't have this game on virtual console.:(
KirbyPeachfan39 8 months ago
heheheheh, this game reminded me of the first and second mario party games. They have changed alot,,,
24edy 1 year ago
Wario got owned
Bman88TNT 1 year ago
Chocolate Cake!!! Yummy! =P
SuperMarioBrothers64 2 years ago
man when Mario party gamer are good.
Hperman09 2 years ago
interesting....
ubernubpros3 2 years ago
lol yoshi fell on a tube? i thought he fell on icing! lol ahhhh those n64 graphics.
koreadude 2 years ago
Everyone is on Peach's cake, but she is the only one doing something right, Mario dropped the sign, Luigi tripped backwards, Yoshi fell on the icing tube... aimed at Wario, and DK threw strawberries
ManofWario 2 years ago 6
LOL I just figured that out.
it's just a domino of major screw-ups. here, i know what happened:
mario and luigi were placing the the sign, but they tripped, surprising DK to toss the strawberries in the air while luigi bumped into yoshi, who fell flat on top of the icing tube peach was using, causing the icing tube to spray all over wario, causing him to crush whatver he was holding.
gent777 2 years ago 6
can anyone understand what Peach says when she gets a star???i am wondering for years
giorgioke 2 years ago
I havent played da game in yearz, but I believe she sayz "Yeah! I got it!" but INS ._.
DylMatRob 2 years ago
no the frase is bigger....'yeah,blah-blah blah-blah'something like this.....ten years and i cant understand what shes sayn
giorgioke 2 years ago
OMGGGGG, um OKz..."Yeah, Peach Has Got It"?...I used to say it wit her youd think Id know it by heart :(...are you talkin bout when she buyz a star and getz it or when she winnz in da end and da dead last lozer is gettin eatin y a fugly ass plant in da very end BTW?...or is they da same? e.e''
DylMatRob 2 years ago
are you sure that this is the frase that she is says
giorgioke 2 years ago
@giorgioke "Yeah, Peach has got it!" I think.
SpongeFreakX 2 years ago
thats what you get for being greedy wario
Samman296 2 years ago 2
Yoshi got owned.
PHILRYABKIN 2 years ago 14
@PHILRYABKIN Look who's covered in icing. Now who got owned?
superstarman9001 1 year ago
@PHILRYABKIN But he PWNED Wario in turn, so I guess that cancels it out?
SurvivorPoison 1 year ago
Radiates fabulous little Peachy!
octopusnumber 3 years ago
Silly Wario, always getting PWNED. XD
supermamaluigi 3 years ago 26
@supermamaluigi because he is a little girl and he cries like one XD
nintendoplayer49 6 months ago
YAY Luigi's in the middle XXP
luigifann 3 years ago
I like the music :D
minaprower13 3 years ago
Excellent. This level will be in my upcoming Mario 64 hack. I will try to mimic this song into the level also.
dudaw12 3 years ago
my favorite board song in the game very sweet 5 stars and nice picture
nawaf10soccer 3 years ago 2