Grant Stott Sings That's Fife

[Kookibomb]

pause at 2.06

[xocakemonster]

good old fife<3

[Steviemtothec]

@xocakemonster fuck all good about it

[laratempleton23]

I love it Its just awfy good

[popgirl310]

like if yaer fae Kirkcaldy!!!!!!!! or if yae can actually read ma comment!!

[xocakemonster]

@popgirl310 Dunfermline! close enough :D

[TheMusic]

They should've had this to advertise Fife on STV instead of that fucking god awful "we're for fife" one.

Fife for life yo.

[gaillywailly32]

aww this made me chuckle this morning!!! Well done mr Pants! x

[Ajnosify]

As a geordie (by birth), I've lived in Fife for the majority of my life. This is a fantastic tribute to a wonderful place to be! I certainly wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the world. Fife all the way for me!!!

[melodeondek]

Really brilliant. Another good one. 'the whiskey jar tenerife'

[Steviemtothec]

@melodeondek pile of shite mate

[DeathlyCrunch]

There whatm,one "joke" in this? That Methil is a shithole, tee hee, brillaint. Rest are just shout outs and name reading. CUtting edge satire....

[B41RDY1]

:)



[rblovesharrypotter]

I love this song. It's brilliant!!!!!!!!

[Steviemtothec]

@rblovesharrypotter fanny

[trek2space]

Ah moved fae Fife to West Lothian in 2005. This hillarious song reminds me of how much ah miss Fife and the brilliant Fifer sense oh humour.

[Steviemtothec]

@trek2spaceman weirdo

[trek2space]

@Steviemtothec Aye! Ah ken you are! Ya tube!

[trek2space]

@Steviemtothec It's no trek 2 space man either, it's just trek 2 space , so there ya inbred loser . Ah notice that you've got the cheek to criticise other folks spelling ?You should see YOUR grammer and punctuation? What a thicko!

[trek2space]

@Steviemtothec Aye ah ken yer a weirdo !

[Steviemtothec]

@trek2space oddball

[thesashrangers]

fucking funny as fuck man

[Steviemtothec]

@thesashrangers shut up

[Steviemtothec]

@Steviemtothec inbred scotch fuck

[thesashrangers]

fife is cool finaly a song about it you made this won good and im from lochgelly

[Steviemtothec]

fife = inbred backward fucks

[scotlandr]

@Steviemtothec

Wow...bit harsh, like really whats peoples deal with Fife? You especially you horrible rancid guy? They just say bad stuff about it all the time and i bet the majority who bitch about it (like you) has probs hasnt been there there lifes. Try visiting North Queensferry? Aberdour? Kirkcaldy? Dunfermline? or St Andrews? Real bloody nice places...we have the home of golf and one of the most prestigous universities going. Give Fife a chance and stop being thickle.

[Steviemtothec]

@scotlandr fife's a hole mate.

[johno100100]

@Steviemtothec youre just scum , aye so what im fat get the fuck over it an can afford to live in luxary , and youre just jelouse that i can play the snare drum ya jakey bastard, where the fuck are you from eh take the piss outta ife and folk from methil but nibdy kins where you from come on then me and you sqaure go in kirckaldy tuesday half four the bus station be there or else we will all know youre just a pussy all talk but nae guts for a fight

[Steviemtothec]

@johno100100 really,how very interesting.and are you sure if i head through your way for half4 that that wont get in the way of you hanging around outside primary schools trying to groom some bairns.get a fuckin spell check on your rants mr fucktard cos its embarrassing.yous scotch cunts are all the same.fat rapers and fat alcoholics.but dont worry sumo,in ur country the average age a man lives to is 43 so with the amount of chips u snort ur out of here soon.bye bye fatman,bye bye

[johno100100]

@Steviemtothec right you ya jakey bastartd i go to adam smith college so why the fuck would a hang about primaryschools unless youre just saying this to anycunt that will argue with you because youre to ashamed to admit that that is what you dae no get ti fuck ya foreign bastard, wehre not all fat either unlike americans, we have a life expectancy in scotland up 87 yrs for men so go fuck youre self, theres mare rapers and peadophiles in england and america than scotland, nd u fat

[Steviemtothec]

@johno100100 freak

[johno100100]

@Steviemtothec go fuck yourself ya fucking retard

[Steviemtothec]

@johno100100 then what

[thesmithsmad]

he interview me in 2004 cause i won a competition and got to turn the edinburgh christmas lights on was AMAZING!

[Steviemtothec]

@thesmithsmad sounds it

[johno100100]

im fae methil and i love this tune, its fucking hillarious

[Steviemtothec]

@johno100100 only one 'l' in hilarious thick fife cunt

[johno100100]

@Steviemtothec get to fuck man just because i mke one spelling mistake you gotta be a bastartd well to inform you , you jakey bastard im dyslexic and if youre gonna mess with me san come ti methil and i will smash your puss in ya fuking eejit

[Steviemtothec]

@johno100100 dyslexic inbred pauper

[johno100100]

@Steviemtothec im no inbred ass whipe and a aint no pauper either , youre gonna get youre arsed kicked son, if anything youre the inbred baster now fuck off and go shag yer maw

[Steviemtothec]

@johno100100 fat retard drummer

[xcrazykatiexx]

fucking love it grant hehehehe lolol

[leebe1978uk]

love it

[RachyMellon]

love love love this

[1961scotsman]

I come from Methil & I love it - if you can't laugh at yourself, then ......

[Steviemtothec]

@1961scotsman ....you marry your cousin?

[139matty]

lol i saw u in panto 2011 uk cinderella

[LourenGallagher12]

this is genious!! :) absolutly love it! did Grant write this?

[CobraEcosse1]

superb ! Almost as gid as a pie on a roll ! Quality

[MsJojo310]

BTW there's nae chance of 7 peeps in Methil having the internet ..... they're still stuck in 1981 lol

[MsJojo310]

Genius !!!! lurve it!!

[harpin4541]

gonna put a comment on about this, but ....... haha it's ok

[molly444able]

Absolutely stotting love it

[kelly30894]

This song is great... Yay fife =] x

[callybunkle]

How do you spell fife is it FLY

[bohdiyoung]

proud ti be a fifer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MsSera21]

Brilliant!

[dixiefee]

Its such a shame a bit of humour is ruined by a minority. Every where has what some people call a shit hole. Fifers also used to pay 50p to go into one according to some. Take it for what it is folks, a wee bit of fun.

[MacPhee64]

Sent this tae aw ma Fifexpat pals (in Edinburgh!) ~ they're lovin it.

[gnollins]

Where's the Kelty mention?! Best place in Fife! LOL ;-)

[3ilidhRoseoxo]

*That's Fife! Aye, stick that in yer pipe and smoke it Lothians :P

[melodeondek]

Great words and brilliant delivery.

[theclivesinclair]

FAB FIFE!

[04758447]

I used to describe Fife as similar to a cheap safari park. You paid £1 to get in and some monkeys would climb on your car, maybe nick your windscreen wipers then you go home at the end of the day. Apart from St Andrews, Fife is a shit hole.

[KY0UJlN]

@04758447 aye...but its OOR SHITHOLE!

[Stairboy1977]

fife is a horrible place

[MrDjdunk]

@Stairboy1977 shut it cunt

[Steviemtothec]

@MrDjdunk full of inbred cunts like you

[SabryBia]

I'm italian, but I miss Scotland more than anything. You're just great. 

[pictpixie5523]

the 7 dislikes come frae methil?

[Missychrissie100]

@pictpixie5523

but they cant afford computers

[buchannanandy]

Love it!! Absolutely brilliant!

[CallumBeattieLive]

I was performing that day alongside Pixie lott, wanted etc and this was the highlight of it all!!! amazing guy x

[neilmcd84]

Good, but really it's just a list of place names...there was no real reference to the Kingdom's unique qualities (eg inbreeding).

[grahamawhyte]

IS THIS THE SAME PERSON THAT SINGS I'M AN EVIL SCOTSMAN ???

[MizukisLastChance]

@grahamawhyte No. That's Billy Connolly your thinking of.

[GJDEVX]

He's Right on!!! Get F out of the place!!!!!!!!

[adeym0n]

CRAPPPPPP.................

[ewantodd]

Ya hoor sir, that wiz amazing, shree stars fear me !

[charlie1carol]

great song so funny

[mazpinkmusic]

How absolutely wonderful and I am a 'Bucker' now living in Leafy Leven - Having passed through many other parts of UK :)

[Orangeface222]

proud :) LoL! 

[1690hilly]

ya hoor sir thats briliant

[236shane]

Fan bloody tastic, whit a great mind.

[whirlyfan]

brillant been pittinween fife great !

[ilovelalaland11]

lol amazing! xx

[bigjock09]

Heh heh. I'm from Methil and got the f**k out as well ;-)

[raith22rovers]

Brilliant,ye ken whit a meen

[koosk41]

Brilliant min like ken? Moorovitch...You fae Coodenbeath tae like?

[hugefan134]

Outstanding Grant  good for you love it hat of to you sir lol

[colesmummycolette]

i keep listening...love it stottie! xx

[moorovitch]

Shahoorsir! Superb, though, eh, ken like min.

[Stellie1972]

Absolutely pure dead brilliant!! Great to hear my town Dalgety Bay getting a mention! Haven't heard anything which had brought such a smile to my face in ages, great stuff Grant! xx

[digitalspaghetti]

She might have not been born in Kinghorn, but Sharon Small was fae there - oh and me - clearly didn't do your research.

[ArabTom17]

Guess the 5 dislike are from people methil with computers :L

[gavzo]

Well done Granty boy! No bad for a Hibee!!!

[EmilyVenters]

brilliant haha!!!!

[sfaok73]

Brilliant!

I thought Ian Rankin was from cardenden though.

[ILOVEPNUS]

Well done Grant, that's no too bad mate

[RossMurray07]

Amazing :-)

[Bleubrazil]

Up the Gelly

[shawn9550]

WHAT ABOUT LEVEN?!



[PlampinUK]

@shawn9550 Aye, what about it?

[24ukdebs]

Ya hoorsir



[PSIJudgeAnderson]

'mon The Kingdom!!

[sergeantfan3]

Prood to be fae Fife. Love ma Fife neebur's! 

[dukeearle]

Wheres the glorious Den in here. Haaw maaan.

[actsmurderer]

5 people are jus gutted valleyfield never got a shout-out...

[kamikazi1947]

Brill Loved it

[97mrsail]

love it!

[stminansladdie]

Well done Grant a terrific video, hope it goes global!!!!

[hinohunter]

go on the big stotty ! ! !!

[MrStrawberry69]

love it!!!!

[LionRampant01]

MON THE HIBEES

[dannyallan94]

Mon Glenrothes, YAAAS :D xD!

[sootypooty]

nae mention of the Hoot Hoot

[MsWendywoo71]

'Mon the Fife.....THE Kingdom!!!!



[malkyffc]

Ah fife. Where your sister is your mother, your brother is your father , your uncle is your suster

[TheFreuchie]

freuchie even gets shown. and the legend jim leishman

[scotthall34]

brill

[s7jcd]

Quality Stotty! As I knew it would be well done but stick 2 panto lol

[dannyfairbairn]

this is genius, stuff the x factor, that's fife for NO.1 . not a bad voice either Mr Scott, who knew?

[IsThisPete]

auchtertool get yur rat oot!

[BobbyJenkins]

Yaaaas Kirkcaldy!

[weerobbo112]

glenrothes kindom center is there lol :)

[ThePrenti]

YES sign with CUPAR!!!!!!!

[piczogame]

Glad my town was highlighted a few times lmao.

[gigif30]

first class what a school photo

fame at last gigi

[TheD4vie]

superb!

[Ecktomumble]

Yaaaassss..... Auchtertool via Puddledub.

[granniecath]

Brilliant ! I'm proud to be a Fifer.

[kiddycat124]

kinghorn raised love it,

[joycecombe]

Thought it was brilliant!!x

[gkidd1963]

Pmsl great

[jenjen6936]

Proud to be fae Fife..... Fifer to the end XD

[Steviemtothec]

@jenjen6936 inbred

[FreakByNature98]

hilarious!!:L fifer and ehmm ...almost proud?:L i joke :L

[gorsjack]

I love it too....I'm from Wales, but my beautiful wee Fifey gal lives in Glenrothes ....Luvs ya Pol! xxxx

[alfno17]

I love it, my husband is from Kirkcaldy and i know so many of the places mention in the song

[crazyjock999]

FIFER!!! and proud

[MetalSamehada]

Iam offensive and I find this from Methil!

[dianward]

Brilliant ! Best Performance of the day x

[scottishgiggirl]

Man thats Brilliant

[jydub]

Brilliant mate, hilarious.

[STEELY2600]

Love it ... proud to be a Fife

[Guymac100]

Brilliant. And that. :o)

[thewiredmonkey]

Wtf's Burntisland's mention eh?

[laineymacpherson]

Absolutely hilarious - well done Grant! Lived in Edinburgh for 35 years and St Andrews for 8 - grew up with Radio Forth...just wish we could hear it here! (one thing I miss about Edinburgh - no Forth One!) Brilliant!

[Parsfan1885]

@laineymacpherson I can pick up Forth one in Edinburgh clear as a bell

[notafifer]

Laughing my head off at this.Lived in Fife for 43 years before moving back to Glasgow. Marvellous

[deerosedee1992]

Hahaha this is brilliant like.x

[L88MBO]

Love it!!

[RachyMellon]

Now this is hilarious!

[SilvaMak]

fantastic!!!

[vidfletch]

Superb!



[funkidoodaa]

Superb! :-)

[RUNESTAR1959]

Absolutely brilliant :)

[MsSera21]

Fantastic

[hellandgman]

Bad ain for Methil.

[swanista]

Absolutely brilliant. Thanks for posting. Would be sure to cheer anyone up

[photoguy2910]

Thats a stoater... ;o)

[Steviemtothec]

@photoguy2910 oh i see what you did there.