Lou Reed & Metallica: 60-second EPK

[Dittohead555]

this sure is some fuck.

[shaizerbaizer657]

0:16 that's Karl Pilkington right there

[danielleseman97]

rob hates lou reed

[squicke1]

this is the album they shouldve released after the black album

[ericmarshall19]

hurry up and croak lou reed you old fuck

[BinaryPill]

Can someone who likes this album please explain to me what the hell these guys were thinking

[PorroFirst]

It's funny to hear them talk about it like this knowing how much people hate it.. I for one like Lulu. Lou Reed is totally serious when he says it's the best he's ever been.

[me1not1a1number]

An evil twisted madman has kidnapped Lou's closest person and then asked him to make the most lousy record ever in order to let her go. Lou didn't know what to do and turned to admirers dudes Metallica for help. They offered to assist him and now they give this interview to persuade the kidnapper that they are following the rules. "It's going to be out tomorrow I tell you! Hey, don't hang up! Please, don't...!!!"

[locoporelcounter]

yo amaba a metallicaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! WTF muerte a lou reed!!!!!!!!! doy luka por la cabeza de ese puto cabron, anda a cagar a otra banda de trash con tus mamadas de historias. es cantar no hablar!!!1 wtf como mierda no lo sabes asta mi sobrino que canta 31 min tiene mas ritmo que tu :/

[zappafile]

Hey look, its Jason Newsted's Dad!

[brknspacebar]

ppl are so willing to hate on metallica without even giving the music a chance...so closed minded

[CrackedStyle]

@brknspacebar i hate on them because they suck

[brknspacebar]

@CrackedStyle ...this coming from some anonymous insignificant keyboard warrior who has nothing better to do than rip comments on videos he doesn't like....yeah...if they suck....then what does that make you?...

[CrackedStyle]

@brknspacebar my band is much better than metallica, so no i do not suck compared to them.

[dougmilne27]

i love metallica, but what the fuck is james and lars wearing? lol

[MrDicktits6969]

I AM THE TABLE!!!!!

[J24681024]

For fuck sake this hole god damn thing pisses me off why the hell would Metallica fuck themselves over like this?!?!? With all due respect Lou dos not belong in the metal world rock is his thing, " mixing it up" just fucks everything up!!!!

[ithinkhesaurus]

@J24681024 because thats not Prejudice at all.

[SuperGilberto1977]

get a facelift

[ego78th]

metallica? aaaa, now I remember. is it not for kids?

[TheSyty]

you are idiots..it's amazing..

[MyToncek]

@TheSyty lol

[TheSyty]

@MyToncek fuck off..jerk

[generalfuckpants]

You can tell James just wants to fucking strangle Lars for making him wear that fucking hipster-esque shirt.......good fucking god man talk about fucking morose.

[LYTHBAND]

They just keep kicking that dead horse and insulting their fans....

[TheDocserge]

This CD is like Halloween 3 to the rest of the series.

[jing479]

This CD will be considered a classic in 20 years.

[96Manii]

lou reed looks like arthur from king of queens, just with glasses

[jagtyckeromkaffe]

The sad part of all this is that all who makes the red bar, is die hard fans how probably have all their albums.... Sad, and they guys still holds on this is a good album... :(

[wolfmannn2008]

My grandpa farts better than lou reed sings.

[RockRollerDJ]

lou reed vete a tomar por culo un rato ¿de k coño va esta pantomima? ¿ya no tienes con que pagar el chalet y el yate? siempre fuiste un gilipollas, lo unico bueno que hiciste fue dejar que bowie te produjera discos. A LA MIERDA!!

[RockRollerDJ]

lou reed vete a tomar por culo un rato ¿de k coño va esta pantomima? ¿ya no tienes con que pagar el chalet y el yate?

[marksparkes1]

I don't know about a fucking table, more like a toilet

[marksparkes1]

No, I bet your grandpa can sing (TALK) better

[danlvaf183]

Llou Reed looks and sings like my grandpa

[emokiller907]

This is the greatest album I've ever heard in my life

[omarvalle81]

I Dont know why this new album with Lou Reed had a great quality comparing with the Death magnetic album that was terrible in quality....i hope one day we can hear a Death Magnetic Remastered...by the way...this new album sound like the Load Album

[Gamerboy28]

I was laughing my ass off 0:08 - 0:16

[pritishsai]

0:!2 James' face tells the whole story

[PoulChuck]

I love this work. I'm seriously considering purchasing this album. I've been listening to metal for the last 17 years and I thought I was narrow-minded. But hey... I'm reading all those Trivium-fans comments and I'm feeling much better now. One of the most interesting collaborations ever. nice.

[Floskeknosk]

And the Lou gets threaths from Metallica fans? WTF!

Here comes: "Hey, listen punk. Popa Lou is the reason Metallica excists."

[PoulChuck]

@Floskeknosk Awesome comment. Nice dude, Thumbs up!

[7headed1]

dont be knocking st. anger.

[6albert6revive6]

but guys this is completely crap...come on Metallica wake fucking up !

[rallyivan1234]

bullshit

[utdfortreble]

what do they think the songs sound like? really this is almost like a joke at this point.

[GoettingenSplitter]

Ich stimme zu!

[Sam29594]

@MareOvCruor HAHA!!

[randoomhappenings]

balbalbalbalbablablab -.- fail

[irishmonster100]

i damn near worship james hetfield and the rest of metallice (kirk lars, robert) but all i heard from them was pure undiluted bullshit in that 57 second video just when they got it right with death magnetic

they have to go and do this

[Jarnomusician]

I WILL BUY THE ALBUM!!!! GREAT ! THATS MUSIC

[TiANr0ckst4r]

Wow This Seriously Sucks Man...So Dissapointed...St. Anger Is No Longer Ur Only Shitty Album...Now U Have Two...

[TheTimRamone]

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!! I HATE TO SAY THAT I REALLY HATE THE THING THAT METALLICA HAS BECOME TODAY. Brand instead of a band. Cliff wouldn't bare to watch this and neither do I.

[phpeni]

@TheTimRamone "Brand instead of a band" ?? this thing is about as anticommercial as it can get, how stupid are you? Cliff was a HUGE velvet underground fan and would've loved this.

[vaportrails44]

Metallica teams up with the dead beat poet that Rolling Stone Magazine has told us to drool over for the last 40 years...the guy who gave us "I Love You Suzanne" is suddenly..."hardcore and metal".

Nigga please.

[tramp2000]

@vaportrails44 Oh yeah, a dead beat poet that was a part of one of the most influential bands ever. Nice work.

[jet62095]

stamping metallica on something has about as much significance now a days as a bird shitting on my car... seriously

[aaronquy1968]

@jet62095 lmao! nicely put

[BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS]

lou reed is trolling

[BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS]

stamp tallica on it

[sepultalica1]

Metallica has worth shit from Now

[sepultalica1]

lulu album SUCHS !!!!

[tappemia]

this was not one of you best ideas, ever. SUCKS

[Weibkoln]

Instead of typing and placing awefull comments, you also can stand up and RECORD the expectation you had,

so I meen, fill in those expectations yourself, ask yourself, what did you want to hear?

STAND UP AND RECORD IT, USE SOMESORT OF MUSIC SOFTWARE AND SING YOURSELF!!!

But show some respect people, this is soo mean and low...

[Weibkoln]

Why do I read reactions, like we are occupied by Russian forces?

This is just music, its art, you can like it, or dislike it, but comments like these are soo low...

I like the idea that they did what they live for, and hell with me not liking what I hear!!!

You cant always get what you want...

[nitrork]

@Weibkoln The reaction you speak of is because a lot of these people are actually fans that rightfully feel insulted that a group they consider to be "professional" composers produce trash like this, blindly believing that people will eat this shit up. It really is pathetic, and as a result I refuse to listen to metallica anymore. There is absolutely NO EXCUSE for this. And it's not because of musical "preference" or opinion, it is quite simply BAD even for its genre.

[Weibkoln]

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ME SINGING??!!

[attonposwalt]

Fuck you James. Fuck you Lars. You're cool, Lou.

[retrobiff7]

My god! Do you really lose all sense of musical taste and, ultimately, reality when you pass the 20 year mark in your career as a rock star? Indeed, that was a rhetorical question.

[PIlotrcm]

I like the part with Lou Reed

[LedZeppelin2055]

answer to James, question asked at 0:20-0:31

How about "DON'T MAKE A FUCKING ALBUM WITH LOU REED!"

[1999marck]

ok it sounds good but please dont ever do it again please

it just dont fit dude

i like metallica but this sucks

[jagtyckeromkaffe]

a SOUTH PARK version of this in DANISH writer H. C. ANDERSEN style would be fun! The emperor's new clothes version... 4 Kings.. (Metallica) one evil man (Lou reed) Covince the kings to make an crapy album... And in the studio no one dares to say this material is really bad...

Later when the record is done they have a opening night party for the new album...

Every one seems to like it.. they look at one another...

AND SUDDENLY A BOY CRYES OUT THIS IS F**KING SHIT !!! :D

[mjazzguitar]

@jagtyckeromkaffe

I gotta admit that comment made me laugh :)

[wolfmannn2008]

@jagtyckeromkaffe Soooooooo trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Colton527]

@jagtyckeromkaffe Kings huh? Your giving Metallica too much recognition. Everything they've touched in the last twenty years has been shit.

[slangshotstudios]

@jagtyckeromkaffe God, you're a fucking retard. Lou Reed an "evil man"? Lou Reed singlehandedly revolutionized rock music and without him, there wouldn't be punk or noise. Lou Reed is a God in rock music, a true king. The intelligent, literate man wipes his ass with Metallica in the morning. At least do some fucking research and educate yourself before voicing your infant baby brained opinion.

[jagtyckeromkaffe]

@slangshotstudios

Thanks for that friendly comment.... Have done some research and educate myself.... No, the Lulu album still sound SHIT

[slangshotstudios]

@jagtyckeromkaffe You speak like a mental retard.

[SitAndLaugh]

Just... HOW?? How can they sit there and say the things they are saying in this video and really believe it? Lies! Filthy lies!

[Tillerist]

Dear Lou Reed: Please lern SINGING, before you start a project with my favourite Band

[graphicartdude]

Taking two random songs in totally different keys and morphing them together would sound better than this crap. Do you agree?

[unforgiven2019]

I actaually really like the music on this album.... Pretty badass riffs... Like in dragon, mistress dread, iced honey, the beautiful acoustic in little dog, and the epic junior dad, I don't see how people don't like at least the music in this... I love it

[BlackflamezzProduct]

god dammit why would lou reed waste his amazing talent on Metallica anything they do will end up sounding like crap and this is proof

[TheRandomCrazyMan]

Dickheads

[hotdonkeyman]

i am disappointed in metallica... if metallica when they were 20 saw this metallica, they would call them jokes. just awful, really bad

[rrgert4]

son im disapoint

[RandomMsPaintVids]

Mr Reed - You look like a fucking monkey on meth.

[mauromanila81]

LOU REED = JASON NEWSTED OLD

[bjb9976benboben]

This would make sense if it was released on April 1st.

[The6degreeseparation]

Cobain once did a guitar instrumental for William S. Burroughs's spoken words called, "The Priest They Called Him". That idea did not turn into a Nirvana album. It was a small project.

[The6degreeseparation]

This is why J. Newstead left.

[The6degreeseparation]

This is a book on CD. You don't make that an album. This should have just been a project not an actual album.

[The6degreeseparation]

"We don't know where it will take us"

- Lars Ulrich '2011

[Megatallicaupyourass]

@The6degreeseparation to the garbage??

[TheEyeballs86]

this is fucked.

[malkooth]

Lou is fucking evil.

[stevai6732]

I wish I didn't see this.

[RussianBear5OOO]

where itll take you? to the darkest depths of the charts

[sebashuis]

who actively despises you!!!

[Blooddrunk1004]

James and Lars, not one of your fans gives a shit about your work with Lou Reed.

How about you create supergroup with Mustaine like he suggested... but no you declined him and now you will make album that will make St. Anger look like masterpiece compared to this.

[phpeni]

@Blooddrunk1004 They shouldn't care what their "fans" think tbh, if that was all they cared about thay would be a bunch of sellouts.

How can you have a supergroup when Mustaine is involved? It's been done before and it didn't work /watch?v=vRn9mr0DQuI

[DSabbah]

I bet most of you bitches just listened to Kill em All for the first time a year ago. You have no open mind at all. This is what it's supposed to be about. Now cut your hair all you long haired faggots.

[The6degreeseparation]

@DSabbah: I have been a fan of Metallica since 1983. I stopped buying their albums after 1988 for obvious reasons. My mind was and is as open today as I listen to The Frogs. I respect Lou Reed and his work. Wonderful work.But, when it comes to Metallica and their 'brilliant' idea for an album during a sh**ty music era, I cannot help but want gorge my eyes out.This does not require an open mind. Only common sense. Ulrich f-d Napster . Now, this! Give new musicians a real chance.Stop wasting money

[BathorysGraveland]

@DSabbah You talk about people not having "open minds" and then tell everyone (presuming they have it) to cut off their hair. Wow man, you gotta like, open your mind.

[DSabbah]

FUCK YOU!! THEY'RE BOTH THE BEST AT WHAT THEY DO. SO FUCK YOU ALL. METAL HAS ITS PLACE AND LOU REED WAS MAKING HISTORY BEFORE METALLICA PICKED UP AN INSTRUMENT. EVEN THEIR ORGANS.

[JanK6396]

@DSabbah If Lou could sing i would agree to you.

[DSabbah]

FUCK YOU!! THEY'RE BOTH THE BEST AT WHAT THEY DO. SO FUCK YOU ALL.

[guerrax1289]

Was lou reed on drugs or drunk when he decided to sing??........ This is the worst fucking song i have ever heard from Metallica..... I couldn't even finish the whole song....

[BackInBlack8399]

I think I'm gonna cry.

[guitarhelje]

Seriously, I went out and threw up after trying to listening through the album. THIS WAS THE WORST SHIT EVER MADE! The lyrics, the music, the production... IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?

[The6degreeseparation]

@guitarhelje: That's what I wanted to believe too. I was thinking that this has to be some sort of distraction to a surprise. But, no. As much as I understand the artistic concept to this, this was just the wrong move.

[krblossom]

Stamp Metallica on it................ So it is a metallica album.

[xalancampbellx]

james' belly!!!

[heavydemon78]

Kill yourself , LArs.



[Uchihaders]

they fucked up

[metalhead101ify]

bring back the old metallica

[4headsharkyBL]

you dont know where its going and u dont know where it will take u:picture your self on a plane falling to your doom with no hope of surviving

[wannabeSNAKE]

how do they keep straight faces saying this bullshit? What a fucking joke

[lordhelmet112]

omfg...

[metalupmybass]

@ErkkiSuper and complaining Lou Reed fans stop bithcing about Metallica and their fans who are complaining... I'm totally buying this sooo all people who are Lou Reed fans and Metallica fans and buying this album let's make a group to stop the ignorant bitches here!

[samboyaus]

this whole thing seems like a very elaborate joke

[thememoryremains100]

who's idea was this bullshit?

[towlie7685]

i hope run into some bitchy fans in a lineup for the next metallica show i go to. IT is going to be fucking funny!

[CaptainMurphy2112]

I tell you where "Lulu" is taking you, Lars...to the award nomination for "Worst Album Sung by a Table".

[benishome07]

OH MAN LARS IS THE BIGGEST FAG ON THIS PLANET! In every interview shit just falls out of his mouth! If I could fight any man in this world it would be Lars. Especially after releasing Lulu! All the money that was spent on shining that piece

of shit could of been spent on helping other bands less fortunate. Other bands that would shit all over them musically!

[Jaymzofsteel]

guys relax! They just needed a studio warm-up and something they could have fun with.

[assasinator1980]

I totally understand what metallica is doing.......they have no business going back to beer drinking, raw, fast thrash metal anymore.....i mean, just look at them...they're stinking rich, famous....probably the happiest fucking people in the world. Why the hell would they want to Kill em all??????

[MrTute1512]

WTF PANTS JAMES????

[skater6511]

Lars the rides awesome because your on drugs!

[anujsaccount]

"metallica stamp" lmfao you guys didn't check the stamp before using it.

[BillyInChains]

some old fuck and 4 faggots playing trash, 13 couldnt come sooner

[Megamuerte13]

i got an idea how about replacing all the vocals with james

[Princ3JaMaL]

The best he's ever been? Damn, even failfucks from American Idol sing better than you do, Mr. Reed.

[newmicrobot]

@Princ3JaMaL what a fucking dick you are... what a lack of respect for someone who knows everything about music, mr. reed is an old guy who already knows what is all about, and you, you're just a fucking prick who don't know how to keep your mouth shut. you dont even know how to wipe clean your ass, you stupid fuck.

lulu is such a big project, bigger than your brain so you can't understand it... mr. reed cant be compared to american idol shit... i mean, how can u even make such remark!

[Princ3JaMaL]

@newmicrobot Look who is mad, Lou Reed can't sing, maybe before, but in this album THERE IS NO SINGLE FUCKING HARMONY! He always totally ignores the instrumentals, calling this piece of shit album a "BIG PROJECT" is a huge fail. Just because there is METALLICA and LOU REED printed on it it's not good. Even fucking St. Anger is a more well written album than this piece of shit.

But keep listening to this ugly 'avantgarde' crap.

[The6degreeseparation]

@newmicrobot: Look, it should be pretty easy to understand why the masses who might be fans of Metallica why they would be disappointed. No one really made bad remarks about the idea when it was broadcasted to all of us. It was once the music was aired was when people began to express their sadness. Lou Reed is a legend. Agreed! This was a "big" project. Agreed! But, the two apparently do not mesh well. It's a good idea in an artistic and historical sense but not really ear candy.Book on CD? Yes

[DrRockso2395]

lou reed please dont do metal...your collaboration with metallica made me cry and want to break things

[vboy13]

why couldn't they do this with diamond head or venom instead? WHY THE FUCK DO WE GET SUBJECTED TO THIS SHIT? THIS DISCONNECTED FOUL GARBAGE WAS MOST LIKELY CONCOCTED AT A "EXTRA PRIVATE HIGH LEVEL INDUSTRY" COCKTAIL PARTY" AT A COUNTRY CLUB I CAN SEE LARS EATING MINI QUICHE'S AGREEING WITH EVERY IDEA LOU REED AND HIS MANAGER SPOUT. FUCK YOU JAMES-sell out REMEMBER METAL UP YOUR ASS? BANG THE HEAD THAT DOESN'T BANG? THE OLD BRIDGE MILITIA? cliff is scowling at you fuckers from the grave

[dusted04]

@vboy13 wow powerfull statement man !

they just dont get it do they 

[vboy13]

i would love to know what trujillo's  thoughts really are from his suicidal v-13 ozzyv breakwater roots vantage [i'm gettin' paid homes…]

[gold3npimp]

00:54 Look at Rob's face..

His face says it all: " I hate this fucking project. I should just leave and follow Jason's steps".

[joeylodes]

"It's … Garbage" -  The Simpsons

[Mrsilenciobackgammon]

@joeylodes Burt Reynolds!

[joeylodes]

@Mrsilenciobackgammon. Fireball Mudflap …  it's Garbage :))

[MrJayCudmore]

Leather pants? Really James... *Sigh*

Look get the message here, People are not loving this at all, Im getting flashbacks when they thought it was awesome to wear mascara.

[bonnertom032]

James doesn't need to be wearing leather pants.

[Eliskoopa]

I wonder why they haven't kicked Lars yet. They could have easily found a nicer person and a better drummer. Just toss a stone, you'll find one.he is such a... an antithesis what a rock musician/idol should be like

[Xiaborok]

this gonna be a huge piece of shit

[UkrRusSlavic]

Call of K-lulu... i am the table

[doombirdmetal]

Lars : we don't really know where its going , we don't know where its gonna take us to ?? buhahahahaahaa..Then why did you record ?? LOL...That's why I like Metallica

[James66881]

Respond to this video... I agree with you, so why they accept it?

[oeyvind93]

Lou Reed is a legend but this this project is just because he is getting bored I think

[whatthefluk]

So James is a table in this one eh? I'm actively despising this project.

Th1rt3en November 1st!

[Optimus1470]

LULUSERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[ColonelSnitler]

@ImmortalDestructor

So your telling me that everything Metallica has done from the Black Album up to now is complete shit? Your a fucking music illiterate retard.

[inflames2121]

The Call of K-Lulu really is as deadly as the stories say.

[LedZeppelinZaku1]

I am the table, and I actively despise this song.

[956crazyman19]

@LedZeppelinZaku1 where do people get table from? he says tablet

[TheHiron96]

Lou I HATE YOU BASTARD!!!

[donSparda]

I`ve lost respect for Metallica now..there is just about nothing left of`em anymore..