LulzSec Voicemail Recordings

[nobama6]

Rape is the only way Lulzsec gets any -- it would never be given to a bunch of anonymous cowards willingly. Prison is filled with rape too, but probably not the kind you're going to like. ;)

[Rotekcss]

i lold :D

[hackslashinganon123]

whats thier number now. its changed.

rolf lulzsec.

[lleksikon]

You'll all love them until they make a virus that can reach outta your monitor and grab ur cake!

[OPMcClellan]

#AntiSec FTW

[AllesOnderControle]

I suggest raping the government and making love to the internet.

[IuIzsec]

Oh internets. How we love to rape you.

[zzFTW]

please leave a message after the lulz!

[itztheJL]

hahaha this is hilarious

[Astro247z]

hahahahahahahahaahhahha -.- ahhaahahahha jaa

[Daazteks]

It's like project mayhem from fight club! I say Bach the Craig card servers and wipe them so no debt that will fix economy

[Shmibleh]

why are they even doing this? i heard now they're hacking minecraft and i just got it!!! i cant play but i have a premium membership and i downloaded all the stuff so it must be true :O

[Revolution2pointO]

@Shmibleh It's the cia doing it, they want to regulate the internet.

[bioniclesunited]

these people are releasing peoples credit card info to the public

[statictech7]

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[Dasidarios1]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[xRainbowkitty666x]

hmmm creative a voice mail? an hes french? oh la la!

[KomradeKiwi]

I used to respect LulzSec. That was when they actually had a point to make. Now they're just bombing servers to get a reaction out of people and laughing in the government's face. It won't be quite as lulzy when the party van carts them off and the govt has a new excuse to tighten shit up on the Internet. :/

[TheKingOfTechnology]

DDoS Attacks nothing just run that ping IP and -t -l 65500 in cmd

[marcus19875187]

@TheKingOfTechnology The King Of Technology clearly has no idea what an MTU is then lawlz

[marcus19875187]

@TheKingOfTechnology not heard of the term mtu, not very king-of-technology-esqu of you lawlz

[kennifNchezza]

JEALOUS PPL LULZSEC RUC :)

[kennifNchezza]

lol there are many of you that are miossing the point and what they are doing here lol they dont steal or do damage they are called lulzsec for a reason GO GUYS U FUKIN ROCK

[Schaerremyie]

i dont understand anything. somebody lyrics? thx

[1337MrSam]

yeeeeeeaaaaaa

[BrandonLW18]

this is awesome!

[stupidjunk878]

Lost respect when they started to extort their victims for money. I thought it was all for the lulz...

[OmfgBogsy]

- Bomb a server.

- Cause people to write cool-story-bro text paragraphs which most of the time, make no sense.

- ????

- Fucking. Profit.

[qwertz4you]

Yes of course youre all the master hackers, then show us your 'succes', finally some guys, which understood the system.

The only thing which is NOT ok, is that they post the USER DATA. But this is the proof. the proof that they hacked them.

So all of you guys thinkin they are the 'AWESOME' hackers all BETTER than lulz, because they

once read about 'OR'1=1 shit are loosers. Little loosers.

[Unknown123456ish]

I love what these guise do rofl

[mnewelski]

@Unknown123456ish then you don't understand it.

[Unknown123456ish]

@mnewelski i understand broseph

[Unknown123456ish]

Lulzsec FTW!

[vdubfester]

As we are busy raping your internet hahahhahaha

[chosentonessournotes]

I IZ IN LULZSEC, DDoSING UR SERVURS LUL

No seriously, anyone that's taken a computer programming course can do that shit. Hi-larious!

[HardyzSwanton]

@chosentonessournotes They were doing that as a request for callers lmfao, nothing serious.

[DubBuster]

Go LulzSec, Go LulzSec :DDDD BEST GROUP EVAAAR :DDDD

[EOBCrew]

What a bunch of cowards - already willing to give up their rights for this piece of shit we call the internet. Grow the fuck up people - this entire thing is a propaganda machine.

[Srn231010230]

u guys r dumb anyone can trace the phone number on ur twitter trace it and live in ... u live in OHIO

[Furnardan]

@Srn231010230 Let me save you from troll flaming: Yes, you can do that, but they can use a routed call. Meaning, they're calling from somewhere else and using a phone in Ohio to do their work.

[ocdfreak]

lolwat

[1337MrSam]

raping your internets :DD

[akaxinx]

DDosing google up a program to do that haaa.... You are a fucking moron dude, a person that does know how to ddos does not need to download crap from anybody.

[maxproxyDotTK]

why do both the top rated comments have no fucking clue of the interwebs?? Srsly get some brain.

[erixmix]

@ChaosInc80 - Simple minded nigger, steal steal steal and arson. Sometimes the lulz are harder when you break in, shit in the silverware drawer and wait outside the house for someone inside to need a spoon.

[Michiel313]

646 is the land code of New Zeeland..

[YakuzaJoe88]

It does seem they can get away with these things, or perhaps that's the way the government would like everyone to believe. I personally think they're seeing how far, how much they can pull off before making an arrest in the fullest of charges.

If they hadn't did all this anti-gov shit, they might have been hired for a real network security position....but I think it's jail for 'em. Why some of you stick up for them like they're your older brother, is beyond me.

[Rizon1985]

@YakuzaJoe88 All local authorities will allready know them. They are first going to let them continue and when they stop, they'll go for them. (In America it's possible to prosecute for all the crimes added together, so they prefer to wait there and then unleash a big pile of ****)

They won't care anyway because they're not very responsible. But it's their moms and dads that will be ruined.

[sonicssidekick]

@Rizon1985 You don't even know if they're underage. Again, shit posting on youtube? never seen that before!(< this is sarcasm.)

most likely they're going to get caught because they will refuse to backdown. but of course, sense it is anonymous they'll most likely leak their method to a friend and it will repeat over and over. sooner or later it will die though. bitching about it when you're talking out your fucking ass doesn't help though, so just STOP SHIT POSTING.

[ColdLanding]

I am not at all impressed. When their pictures are shown after being arrested and found guilty then I will LOLZ.

[tichergeorge]

@ColdLanding its *lulz* silly

[o101011o]

people need to learn. Script kiddies and hackers are not the same thing. DoS/DDoS is not hacking.

[lettrism]

@o101011o ahhh, yes it is. any unauthorised access of data is hacking. might not be your favourite type, but it is most definitely hacking.

[oakdale1983]

@lettrism DDos is not unauthorised access of data though, Its just bombardment of data to overload servers....

[rooroo1988]

This is crazzzzzy 

[Task5003]

So many angry people! Lulz.

[poop402]

@SupportWikileaks

Spam more propaganda pl0x.

[ekai]

sounds like the ninja from Ask a Ninja.

[1hlynur]

Does anybody here even know why they hack?

ITS FOR THE LULZ

they like the chaos they create, and I must say, I do find it quite funny

[dcyb1]

LULZSEC IS A FALSE-FLAG OPERATION BY OUR GOVERNMENT IN THE FIRST STEP TO CUTRAILING OUR LIBERTIES ON LINE

[Hemptastic47]

@dcyb1 I really hope LULZSEC is not a false flag operation to demand more security on the net...

For me there is only one way and that is for them to display "Cannabis Cures Cancer" all over different websites or something of that nature.

A true lulz organization would expose the lies of the american government ....

CANNABIS CURES CANCER.

Google 1974 Cancer Cure.

Hopefully one day Lulzsec will distribute this message and inform the public.

[eurocarsonly07]

@dcyb1 its possible, Lulzsec could just be an false flag op to aid in the passing of the Internet Censorship bill...who knows. With that said I am lol'ing at what they've been pulling off lately. Either way the reactions they are getting out of people are priceless lol.

[evilhunter32]

@dcyb1 Your stupid if you believe that

[egadw]

@evilhunter32 Can you disprove it?

[KingDennisJensen]

@dcyb1 Time to put on your tinfoil hat and crawl into the basement.

[jmgears]

@dcyb1 LMFAO.

[siegeh25]

@dcyb1 shut the fuck up /b/ 

[nowzadick]

@dcyb1 so true brother

[Revolution2pointO]

@dcyb1 Well we are the internet so if they decide to go through with this we should keep our eyes open and take to the streets. This doesn't look like its fooling anyone, mainly because the internet is smarter than the government. Sorry Lulzsec You can't pull a 9/11 on the internet.

[slpkntmaggot22]

Its just so funny!!! why all the hate? pissed because your LoL servers are down? heheheheheh hohohohohoo hahahahahaahahah

[EpicProportions21]

I FREAKING LOVE LULZSEC!

[itsCAKEfan]

This is why the government tightens laws on the internet. These guys are being so counter-productive.

[SierraHawkProduction]

jester shall avenge us...

[MACROMEDIAMASTER]

I wanna use the second as my voicemail

[laptop322]

the second one made me lol

[DataCutter]

I think you guys are underestimating the level of data collection the Gov is already doing, if you guys had some Oil you would probably already be behind bars.

You have to grow up *fast' or testosterone and endorphin will be your downfall, like so many before you.

[12time12]

Please stop attacking gamers - go after the government, but leave the gamers alone.:(

[DiEx80]

@12time12 But... Where is all the LULZ in that?

[b0utch]

@12time12 leave gamers alone  while government steal our freedom and our right..... stupid

[ChaosInc80]

Seriously people, lulzsec can barely be called "hackers'. They use exposed security to... copy files? Seriously? All that smack talk and all they can do is copy some files? As far as the DDoS attacks, anyone google up a program to do that on their own. It's nothing fancy and/or special.

Until they do something to do some SERIOUS damage, say.. wiping the US stock exchange mid-business day, this is just like watching a magician pull the same rabbit repeatedly out of a different colored hat.

[RTFV4N1TY]

@ChaosInc80 I take it you've never hacked before, I mean, sure anyone can DDoS, it's just dependent on your hardware, but pretty much all hacking nowadays is just finding exploits in poorly written code and then capitalizing upon that, getting the info, setting a rootkit and then simply leaving.

Sure there are whitehats that are alot better than that, and there are underground organizations able to topple entire countries (see stuxnet) but the majority of it is just DDOSing and poor code.

[RTFV4N1TY]

@ChaosInc80 Don't get me wrong, them just DDoSing random shit can get old after awhile, but they've done some pretty good work as far as Bethesda and Sony are concerned.

[Skidbladniir]

@ChaosInc80 Just a snob with some computer resources using LOIC, really.

[mTrMacGyver]

@ChaosInc80 no

[MattMcCool]

@ChaosInc80 Except this is for the lulz!

You don't get lulz out of a rabbit, do you? :P

[NGUHSx9]

@ChaosInc80 Yeah go DDOS the CIA's website until it gets knocked out and avoid the CIA knocking down your door.

[killerhunt0]

@ChaosInc80 Lulz the fact that they can get away with it seems to be enough. Also they don't just send files they get them too. Check out their website before you post any more unintelligent nonsense.

[Task5003]

@ChaosInc80 They used a simple SQL injection, they never claimed anything more. Sony should be help criminally responsible for failing to protect their user's data. As for their lame DDoS attacks, they're usually by request. They're not using programs like LOIC either, they're using botnets. The more people get angry over them the more lulz they get.

[shuukre]

@ChaosInc80 gj retard! You think that you can download DDoS program from google and rape FBI website with your home pc and connection? LULZ!

[lettrism]

@ChaosInc80 i think you'll find the real skill in what they are doing is carrying out these acts on high profile targets & not getting caught - yet.

[mre1f]

@ChaosInc80 anyone can "google up a program to do that on their own" [ddos] probably not going to be that successful with just one bot :D If they have that level of access to servers, destruction is easy and possible.. but why?

[sonicssidekick]

@ChaosInc80 DDoSing is not just downloading a fucking program, you're a fucking retard.

the rest of the post is semi-decent. and how about you try to go hack into the US stock exchange. (FYI, that's not possible now. t hey've got 3 backups we know of since 9/11)

[StrangerQuark]

@ChaosInc80 The files they have copied (most prominently the sensitive personal information, such as names, addresses and credit card information of over a million PSN users) are very important and so constitute hacking, without any ambiguity in that usage.

[iAmJawshh]

@ChaosInc80

They aren't hackers in the regard that they want things for themselves. They're exposing flaws in security and taking advantage of them for shits 'n' giggles. They even do it sometimes to make the victims aware of what's wrong, and continues to advise to them to fix it (NHS). They're just in it for the lulz.

[Furnardan]

@iAmJawshh To have the kind of security to prevent the measures lulzsec is taking, we'd have to lose more internet rights than I'm willing to forfeit, just so these anarchist can have their fun and try proving a point? And DDos'ing isn't preventable unless what you're trying to DDos isn't online. Plain and simple.

[LoganLRockz13]

@ChaosInc80 They DID manage to hack the CIA website.

[Invaderman]

@LoganLRockz13 no they didnt, they DDoS'ed it

[MACROMEDIAMASTER]

@ChaosInc80 Then how do you explain them releasing 62,000+ emails/passwords 5 hours ago? These guys are obviously real.

[ruffneck168]

@ChaosInc80 well, one or two loics will not dmg a server or even put an indent. you have to think about all the traffic that goes through those channels. These guys probably use a large botnet system. You reall underestimate lulzsec....

[ecko027]

@ChaosInc80 Bro, if it's so easy, you should do it. =) while not getting caught. However, I think you miss the point, they do it for lulz. They are master trollers, I mean, look at how many people are raging over this. If they wanted to do something serious, they could. That just isn't their MO, not for now.

So I say this, QQ moar bitch.

[o0kyuji0o]

Personally, i'd like to see how this turns out. The infamous internet thugs undermining every form of internet "security" there is, is there no end to their crusade?

[misspika272727]

Alright, guys, fun is over. Seriously, this was all fun and games attention whoring before, but now it's just gonna cause more problems for the average internet user. Now with the CIA, already trying to crack down on censorship and all shit... You're sticking your dicks in wasps' nests. Be ready for the consequences, cuz it ain't gonna be pretty...

[RustynailsKD]

They're not pushing the American government to do anything. The American government planned to roll internet security in one way or another. Hackers can be very useful when it comes to leaking information.

[dirtymuff]

Lulzsec is pushing the American gov. to take more power over the people and their internet freedoms. Lulz, be more careful, what exactly are you trying to do here.

[usnavyseals2o1]

I did laugh hard when they said "We are busy raping your internets" but i am not behind what they are doing >.<

[TheGhettoLobster]

The only thing this fucking idiot kids are going to accomplish is using their actions as an excuse to censor our fucking internet freedoms. I hope these dumb asses get whats coming to them. They definitely are biting off more than they can chew. Hacking into government websites, public or not, you're asking for an ass whooping.

[TheOneTheOnlyIvan]

They are much like Dark Knight's Joker, cutting random strings, and seeing the outcome, and laughing at whatever happens in the process.

[giveupps]

the sole fact that you do not understand what Lulz Sec is doing is evidence alone of your ignorance.

[TheZenuc]

best thing since sliced bread...lol

[TheZenuc]

bank of america is in need of their services

[fr3d420]

omg... lulzsec... you are fucking hilarious man... do you have ricky gervais down in your basement helping you ?

[pyromanic920]

fucking dumbass's. The US government has to fight off attacks like this from fucking CHINA and NORTH KOREA! You think you fucking nerds are going to get away with it? I hope Seal Team Six shoots you all in the fucking eye.

[leviotten]

lol. These guys are good. I cant even begin to comprehend the level of security they are hiding behind :P

good luck, gov'ments.

[1956403859]

LOL they're targeting the CIA next. Stupid, fat virgins are gonna get life in prison.

[MeOnStuff]

@1956403859 If anyone can ever find out who they are. Pretty big "if".

[1956403859]

@MeOnStuff You honestly don't think the government can find out who they are?

[MeOnStuff]

@1956403859 Time shall tell.

[ecjj21]

@1956403859 even if they do does it really sound like these guys are American?? what is the US gonna do? Have them extradited? Sincerely doubt that. They are STILL trying to have one of our British hackers extradited for cracking into FBI and NSA databases just to see if Roswell was real, but we're obviously not sending him over, so it'd be even less likely that France or Spain would. No, even if they find out who it is, nothing .will ever happen

[ChaosInc80]

@ecjj21 The US can do plenty. You do realize that they passed into the UN various laws against cyber-terrorism, which is exactly what this is. With that, there is plenty that will be coming their way when they are caught.

[ecjj21]

@ChaosInc80 Just to point out: I have 2 degrees, one being in International Law from Cambridge, the other in Political Science from Yale, so I think I'm in a fairly good position to say that the UN and the US have very little to do with each other (legislatively), and if one of these hackers were to be caught in Europe, it is highly unlikely he'd ever see the inside of US courtroom. He may, however, be tried in a European court of law, but wouldn't be receiving anywhere near a "harsh" sentence.

[ChaosInc80]

@ecjj21 Respect given for being more knowledgeable on international relations than I (I find politics boring), however the dick waving about Cambridge/Yale, save it for someone who will be impressed; I could care less about it.  ;-p

[ecjj21]

@ChaosInc80 yeeer, sorry, didn't mean to dick-wave, hardly ever do that, in fact usual avoid telling people, but sometimes on youtube you have to give some sort of indication you know what you're talking about, because there are so many ignorant people here (you not being one of them).

[xXxDrarFlashxXx]

you're a bad guy loved! if you think doing this will draw everyone's attention ... ta lost! fat nerd with no father no mother poor guy ..

I pity you. hours to get your Web address will be the evil noob

[MrPewp]

Roflcopter. Too bad you got the government involved, LulzSec. By taking down cia.org, I think things just got real.

[UFC345]

@MrPewp im pretty sure at this point they are all screwed lol

[chrisredfiud]

@b0utch Lol you're so stupid I'm not even gonna argue

[b0utch]

@chrisredfiud you think it's not happening!? perhaps my comments type was really bad but it doesnt chance the fact that  it's happening.... stupid sheep

[ThatRaNd0MfatGuY]

@b0utch you're retarded.

[Cl3ver]

mad internetz is mad.

[Mr512austin512]

lol

[theonehkd]

and i will laugh when they get busted for what they are doing...no one gets away forever eventually you all will be caught!!

[ecjj21]

@theonehkd again, you can't be "caught" in a foreign country.

[LuxuryNightmares]

I think their aliens, planning their invasion for 2012. First target, the internet.

[animatahr]

Go attack Facebook, Lulzsec. I bet you won't bypass their security even when you use your so called "100% of hacking power".

[yerthak]

@animatahr No one gives two shits about hacking farcebook.

[animatahr]

@yerthak "farcebook"?

[lleksikon]

@animatahr They gonna get you now!

[animatahr]

@lleksikon Good.

[kxmode]

lulzsec sent me... I feel so used.

[mcstar24]

This is why the Government wants to watch everything we do on the internet.

Fucking retards.

[frEbase1]

@mcstar24

lulzsec probably works for the government

[chrisredfiud]

@frEbase1 they dont.

the government doesnt take down cia.gov

[fccruzazul]

@mcstar24 Maybe if the government ACTUALLY granted freedom to the people, then groups like this wouldn't have such a huge impact. You have it backwards.

[mcstar24]

@fccruzazul There's no need for this POINTLESS DDOS bullshit he's pulling, every single time someone does something like that the government starts leaning more and more towards having internet like China, blocking, and watching EVERYTHING you do. Like seriously, whats the point of DDOS'ing LoL, the CIA, FOX, or even Blizzard?

[stmonkeyb]

@mcstar24 already beyond china its all watched just appears free, sheep

[mcstar24]

@stmonkeyb I'm not a sheep, sure it's watched but not NEARLY as enforced as china. You're so un-biased against the Government that you just look past everything and ASSUME it's awful and not free.

the US has it the best by far, I DARE you to go to any other country and see how shit is run there

[UrinationNation]

@mcstar24 So the government wouldn't want to watch everything, if these folks weren't doing this? Are you serious? I can't tell, because the moment the internet became popular the government has been watching as closely as they could, they are the government, that's what they do.

[mcstar24]

@UrinationNation It's what they do BECAUSE of people like this. That desire to do stupid POINTLESS bullshit like this



[Clavera]

@mcstar24 No, they want it even without this.

[halcyon0830]

@mcstar24

Lulznet are Government Agents pretending to be your Average Trolls.

[kittehjam]

@mcstar24 Perhaps this is the government exploiting anonymity to push that agenda. The CIA has done it many times before.

[mre1f]

@mcstar24 And that's why hacktivism exists!

[lilninja256]

Kira has arrived on the internet

[Zueluzz]

LOL OMG EPIC LULZ GUYS U GUYS ARE SO EPIC

WE ARE LEJUNNNN XD

[TheJohn7528]

what dumb cunts. Am i the only one that thought that?

[zshobuz]

@Furnardan Lol at the one hundred thousandth whiny bitch who is jealous he cant be 1337 h4kz0rs liek LulzSec. 'Smatter big guy, cant play eve? Get a fucking life nerd, sit back and enjoy the free fucking entertainment. Besides, the jews who make eve will prolly give u some special fucking in game piece of shit that you will jizz in your panties when you see.

[murdock124]

@zshobuz This

[pskfry]

@zshobuz yeah the swedish government is just a bunch of jews

[Furnardan]

@pskfry Define a Jew.

[Furnardan]

@zshobuz DDos'ing and copying security files is hardly considered hacking for these boastful teenagers and college-level air-heads. they haven't done squat that is serious or they would have been shut down. Lose the Propaganda and get a life yourself, fucktard.

[zshobuz]

@Furnardan haha, wow. The butthurt in here is crazy. Also the fact that you removed your comment says it all. Enjoy your meaningless life.

[Furnardan]

@zshobuz People were upset with what I was posting, therefore, I removed it and saved myself the bother of continuing hate-comments towards me. You assume I'm even part of these attacks? I'm chilling with love-interest and getting ready to teach piano lessons later today. I have a meaningful life in reality. Do you?

[J0sh16v]

@Furnardan You must be pretty dense if you actually think theyre using numbers from within theyre own state, or even country.