Drunk swimming beside cruise ship

[RecklessInspirer]

Lol thats funny

[Pigville2]

That was good of Jerry Seinfeld to do the voice over for this video.

[com0r]

This was a crappy cruise to Nassau, Bahamas and the water was hot.

[legopremiermovies]

lol

[makthnife]

ass

[WELLBRAN]

Maybe he just wanted to get crushed to death by the hull alongside the pier

[Poisonseed]

...And then suddenly a large wave appears out of nowhere and nudges the ship moving it about 1.7 meters towards the port... *SPLAT!*

[Mattsana]

I tried to see what ship it could have been. At first I thought of a Celebrity Cruise Lines ship but it looks like a ship from the 70s or 80s

[Ficadigi]

He has no shirt on or anything. Wouldn't the water be too cold? On the other hand, I guess if you're drunk you don't care.

[mooseoftoose]

Why would it be cold? 95% of cruises are in the caribbean (practiacally almost always warm) or mediterranean during summer.

[Deannacall]

what ship are we on???? you must be drunk too!! you have no clue

[Skaman4545]

I'd be more afraid of a bear.

[x3xFrostx3x]

@Skaman4545 BEARSHARK!

[ste20walsh]

Maybe A Shark Would Think There Would Be More People Like This At The Port? Ha!

[DareDevilFilm]

LOL I WOULD BE AFRAID OF A SHARK COMING UP I THINK HES A IDIOT GO INTO SHARK INVESTED WATER A SHARK COULD OF CAME UP AND ATE HIM!o now i am just sounding like a girl

[occocooccoco]

they're at a port. why would there be a shark at a port?

[cruisesstar22]

Yeah I bealeve you and I agree why would there be a shark at port. It isnt like a Shark is gonna go under a cruise ship

[mooseoftoose]

So do you never swim in the ocean for fear of sharks?? Youre dumb. Sharks arent crammed into every square foot of every ocean.

[Watchinvideoslol]

i dont enter the ocean in fear of sharks, they may not be everywhere in the ocean, but if im in the ocean theres a chance theyre near by, and i wont let that happen, sharks travel thouands of miles in search of food and when theyre hungry enough they bite things to see if its edible, thats all it takes is a rogue shark to wanna test me out no thankssss

[mooseoftoose]

They dont travel thousands of miles. They stay in theyre known territory. People come across sharks ALL the time. Diving, they film them. Do you think EVERYTHING that goes near a shark is instantly gobbled up?? No. Sure they may test you out, but thats an extreme rarity. If youre acting/looking like a seal, then you may get bit. There arent alot of attacks, we only pay attention to them because everyones so afraid of them. Havent you watched shark week?? Sheesh you pussy

[Watchinvideoslol]

just watched a special on sharks on discovery HD trust me, they travel thousands of miles, u dont know what you're talking about clearly seeing as i JUST watched a show on it lol, when theyre hungry and cant find food they travel, even if its a rare chance, it happens, i stay out of their house and they stay outta mine

[mooseoftoose]

Do you guys seriously not go in the ocean for fear of sharks or are you messing with me?!? Thats just as pathetic as not going camping in the woods because bears live in the woods. You little babies need to have some fun and stop playing video games in your McMansions.

[Watchinvideoslol]

u guys?! nah, just me, ive been in the ocean, i walked about 14 feet in took a little swim and got out, its like ppl who dont go skydiving because fear of their chute not opening, like i said, if theres a chance of a shark coming to get me thats 1 chance too many, why the fuck u care so much is beyond me, and for the video game comment i dunno wtf a mc mansion is, and i dont play video games

[mooseoftoose]

Let me guess, you dont play video games because theres a chance of getting electrocuted? hahaha! Do you fly on planes? Do you drive in a car?? Theres more chance of being hit and killed by a bus, or your plane dropping out of the sky than there is being attacked by a shark. Im so persistent about this because this is what the world is turning into. People are becoming weak little pansies wasting their life in a cubicle. Grow a pair, and go out an have some fun for christ sake

[Watchinvideoslol]

im not living in a cubicle, trust me i have fun, i mountain bike all year round on some trails that would make a person like u scream like a girl, but theres no SHARKS, this topic just so happens to have touched on my biggest fear which is sharks, ill jump out of a plane with a chute on my back trust me, ive bunjee jumped twice already in my life, fun is one thing i have, swimming in the ocean with the sharks is not something i do, big deal.

[mooseoftoose]

Fair enough. I do my fair share of biking, except with a 250cc 2 stroke engine. Much more fun that way. I doubt Id scream at your trails.

[Watchinvideoslol]

may not scream but you'd collapse and die without your motor =)

[mooseoftoose]

I hold my own.

[tigerpaws77]

i agree, even if it is a rarity to happen, it still does, and it only takes one time before your dead.

[Watchinvideoslol]

exactly! knowing my luck id be that one guy who gets attacked by a shark that was found 13000 miles from its usual location starving

[cheech41]

stupid putz

[pitbull65]

nothing cool about being a pillock

[cruisesstar22]

man who would swimm next to a cruise ship what would happen if the ship started going? i would be scared if that happed:(

[harman443]

i would cruise boat ski?

[Kevremember]

wow, cool surviving

[gurubomb]

5 stars man,

[nickpDK]

hahahahahahh nice i whouden do it bud nice man ps. you cut have been killed

[com0r]

He did get the wallet back, it was the only way they would let him back on the ship - they said he had to have his room key.

[mindman1179]

Did he get the wallet back or what?

[Zoltann69]

that was so cool, RESPECT MAN.

[tuiltje]

moron

[Iffy50]

What a fucking moron...

[bbills64]

haha that was good :]

[woellinger]

HA HA

[applehill]

did he get his wallet back?