Chris Crocker cries about Britney Spears...

[dt05]

as bad as it sounds, i'd still probably nail britney spears if i had the chance

[hypnocil10]

i miss these kind of videos that bob used to do

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@drinkingwithbob Great job Bob that made my night/day yeah my sleep cycle is kinda messed up. Lol!

[DrNordo]

Should have had a disclaimer. "No annoying internet transvestites were harmed in the making of this film."

[benjaminsd1]

Robert has gone insane



[sideslide23]

Britney can strip down naked and jump off the cliff.

[im10pplok]

this man is a genius!!!:)

[sideslide23]

NUTS!!! Wasp Eggs Wasp Eggs Wasp Eggs 1:20

[freemanalan1]

I think this is Bob's MASTERPIECE!!! How can anyone ever top this?

[JoblessDerrick]

looks like barak aka barry

[Funabdul]

YOU'RE THE MAN BOB

[0O00OO0O00OO0O00OO]

dat Chris Crocker watermelon head sure tastes delicious (nom nom dead Chris Crocker brains)

[sideslide23]

Whatsnext I'll tell you whatsnext, Britney spear is Back check out Till the world end the latest songs.

[midna007]

best. rant. ever.

[ImperialArmour]

Bob is a fucking Space Marine.

[fredjustsucks]

This is so fucking hilarious

[HateFenians]

Damn right, the hatchet part was funny as fuck. Right to Chris Crockers face!

[Proud2BeAPirate]

LOLOLOL

[VegasBilgeRat]

this is Bob's funniest fucking video, hands down.

[fredjustsucks]

@VegasBilgeRat

Hell yes

[bbender1986]

bob you crack me up.

[Kimikimer]

Angry Americans

[bbender1986]

@Kimikimer fuckin A! you nancy prick!

[Kimikimer]

@bbender1986 What?

[bbender1986]

@Kimikimer i was being angry at you for calling americans angry. it was a joke way over your head.

[Kimikimer]

@bbender1986 Are you saying this guy is not an angry American? :o

[bbender1986]

@Kimikimer i think he's a smart america and yelling is part of his gig, thats what makes his show different from the rest. I bet if you hung out with him he's a cool guy

[VegasBilgeRat]

@Kimikimer Bob is a comedian, its his shtick. settle down with the sterotypes.

[sideslide23]

why do you have hole in your walls what did you do to your house?

[Rentonboyo]

That is so awesome. I Esp. Love the part where you bust the watermelon in the face...

[quirogai]

i never thought eating a watermelon could be so cool

[viperxraptor2001]

sounds like you're ALREADY nuts throughout this ENTIRE video, take a look in a mirror if you please.

[Monica17N]

WHOA!! okay funny story, I didn't see that the name of the uploader was drinkingwithbob, I didn't know you were the one who posted this until I saw you and I was like WHOA!!! NICE!

[JohnDoe2089]

1:41 OMG Bob is a zombie!!!

[ApexAurajin]

That be some good crockermelon, right there...

[Trevor1182]

kiss cocker is a fuckin idiot, what a waste of a human body

[ilikenoodles1]

Why does the original have 34 million views, when this one only has 29 thousand? They should be showing this video in schools.

[The82ndParatrooper]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen lol!

[HateFenians]

That is how you cut a water melon!

[Seargent363]

What did he swing at the watermelon

[13Danjiri]

@Seargent363 A baseball bat. It looks like it has New York something-something written on it.

[sideslide23]

man love this guy.

[sisudo21]

I literally shit, pissed and came @ 0:43

[DraughtOfPeace]

gotta love the last bit.. rofl

[sharpshootertrigga]

THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING AMAZING YOU ARE THE BEST BOB, THE BEST.

[TATERxSALAD44]

best vid ever

[Jared1452]

Chris Crocker is a JOKE!

[Shinaah]

I just realized those were holes in the walls... PS Bob, your smile is creepily awesome =)

[killercookie777]

lol this shit is funny

[nicoleb]

I think I cracked a rib from that watermelon! XDDDDD And I agree; I mean, forget starving African children and people with illnesses. A millionaire slut drug-addict feeling bad is much more important!

PS: At the end, were you implying that you're going to eat that whiny Chris brat? XD

[treesaver321]

Chris Cracker has water(melon) on his brain

[cuddlywcris]

lmao

[0DarkNLovely0]

He is hilarious!!!!!!

[sideslide23]

so why do you have a hole in your wall, what did you do? did you beat up your house or something?

[Nightlund]

Oh man this is my favorite video you came out with Bob! I wanna meet you, shake your hand and buy you a drink! Epic!

[nicktheranter1]

funny

[FlashKid456]

I never seen Bob smile at the end of his rants

lmfao

And yea this Crocker charater and Brittany can both jump off a cliff

[skaterobban]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[sambyon]

really?

[deivlhunter88]

this is what should have happen to chris crocker

[Thistlesifter220]

Bob - you're a nut - gotta love ya!

[Dadik1]

Waste of time for an idiot.

Go to the doctor, man. You are stupid.

[booksyn]

if that's not going nut's what is?? LOL

[theFFVIguy]

0:42

OWNED!

[loszhor]

BRAINSssssss....Ha!

[TovarishOne]

Were those holes punched in the wall!?!? LOL

[mattyvizzle]

@TovarishOne YEAH FOR AMERICA MUDDAFUCKA!!!!

[Ritz190]

fatality....flawless victory!

[ZackMauser]

i love it

[Wacked420]

mmmmm brains

[Wacked420]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA bat to the face XD

[Smackenzieth]

ye know ive seen seth green do this, ive seen chris crockers dad. and i never expected them to react him. but now a fuckin watermelon lol thats pretty creative

[Raymasaki]

yeah the watermelon is chrises Head Slam!!

Haha great video!

[PhantomKode]

that's the angriest ive seen u.

[UN7UCKY13]

this man is a god

simply put

a god

[xtremixt1]

if you don't care about corcker, why u make this video? lol

[Maziyar]

this is classic. keep drinking bob.

[dantruong12]

LOL love this vid

[hayley1halo2]

hows it a death threat

[nicksantana93]

he might eat her/him hahaha

[hayley1halo2]

haha

[xtremixt1]

yeah... i agree... because now in america, you can get sued for simplest thing

[hameater554]

hahahaha this dude is INSANE! ive started watching his videos in the morning and im saving myself lots of money because im not buying coffee anymore lol

[k5lta]

FUCK CROCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

[goreds03]

@k5lta no thanks im good who in the hell wouyld want too f*&** IT

[k5lta]

@goreds03 i dont know you thought about it lol

[MrsBooker100]

This sh!t freakin hilarious. I was laughing so hard I fell on te f*cking floor. Then he eats the watermelon afterward.

[ZoloftSmoothie]

hahahahahahah oh my god

[Kingsammich2]

HAHAHA You sir, have won the internet.

[jeremyirissarri]

OMFG,  GENIUS!!!!

[Krodestrah]

dude i love this guy. hes a zealous son of a bitch

[VegasBilgeRat]

funniest fucking video on the internet

[VegasBilgeRat]

lmao at the punch holes in the wall in the background

[churlyryan]

Its not every day Bob smiles on camera.

[POWERSALVATRUCHO13]

hahahahaha watermelon hahaha motha fuckas

[Kevbox2008]

...and who wouldn't want to hit Chris Crocker in the face with a bat???

[JMsoo]

why? lol

[silverstorm1000]

why would that be?

[durabull]

you think he rehearses his tyrades?

[xtim357x]

YES! YES!

[goreds03]

chris crocker scares me

[putzbasterd]

bob run for president

[Metallideth34]

lol i was wondering if he was gunna eat it.

[zoomboost]

ah ah ah ah ! freaking cool!

[sideslide23]

he should eat more watermellon instaed of drinking beer.

[sideslide23]

that was hilaryous, bob hit the watermellon head off with the bat.

[netta2158]

you cannibal you ... eating poor Chris like that ... may I suggest anger management or perhaps some yoga and meditation classes ... lol

[d1341994]

holy shit he ate chris crockers head

[Brashne01]

Rofl, you go Bob!

[sardu656]

Bob,

You are the second coming of Christ! You should be elected as president. Go it, Bob, go it!

[dmb1995ta]

the ending is perfect!!

[AbdielAbiram]

hahahaha brilliant

[wellugotthatrigth]

dude i hate and shut ur mouth coz if i hear more from u i go nuts!!!!!

[Canternabra422]

This guy is true and .1 % clam 99.9% steriods

[EdikShepherd]

You're right. I'm not feeling sorry for a f*cking millionaire that doesn't give a shit about the poor people she's sucking money from.

[panther725]

lay off the steriods

[wellugotthatrigth]

eheheh yea

[nekocekoBiH]

LOL

[TippedOuT]

Fucking owned. Just... fuck. It's a master piece. *tear in eye*

[XFry333X]

beast

[killdozerwalrus]

i think yur already nuts

[wellugotthatrigth]

yea me 2

[killdozerwalrus]

i didnt meen nuts to offend any1, but unless this guys does his videos for fun, its just kinda wierd seeing a guy freak out at a watermelon. nice that he was mixing things up tho.

[thirdpositionist]

He ate chris crocker afterwards.... ain't that cannibalism!?

[OlivierdeAthos]

No, it's a "lifestyle choice." Glad to see Bob has finally come out of the closet.

[SpaceWaveLover]

no 'cause chris counts as a fruit lol

[manictiger]

XD  Nice!

[Thistlesifter220]

Kinda like Alexander the Grape . . . or Alexander the Great Fruit . . . LOL

[OlivierdeAthos]

Good one. First video I've seen you post that actually makes sense. Although, you have my sympathies. It must be awfully depressing to have busted so much of your gut to get attention, and some EMO peroxide pretty boy became more famous than you without even trying.

[xXLindsey3644Xx]

haha I loved the end when he was eating the watermelon aka Crocker's head

[stunkacurtis]

HA HA HA Look at all the holes in the wall hes going to lose his deposit when he moves lol

[UKDK84]

Hell yea Bob! Eat the rotting remains of Chris Crocker. That clown.

[lockdown260]

50 stars

[vietnegro]

hell yeh u tell that chris cock fag!!!!!!!!!

[cxveemon]

hahaha i can make a vedio of you lookng like a red head white dude bitch dam your fukin anoyying i dont fukin careabout your opinion on britney .you life must really suck sitting at a camera recording all day and do nothing but yell your comments at britney.and dude i feel sorry who ever loves you.

[look4lec]

nice homophobia dude

[lockdown260]

thumbs down

[Bacon4Rashers]

Fuck you twat,a straight person can hate a gay person without it being homophobia you stupid fucker.

[look4lec]

If you hate a gay person that's cool - if you hate a person because they are gay, that's homophobia - there's little distinction in this case. You shouldn't be so defensive, I'm not taking away your rights, you still have the right to hate on gays, but that doesn't make it acceptable behavior in the real world.

[Rightwing123123]

dude he doesnt hate chris crocker because hes gay he hates him because he bawled his eyes out about britney spears didnt you listen to the video

[sardu656]

look4lec,

He isn't picking on Crocker for being gay, but for being so misdirected with his whiney behavior.

"you can deal with meh-heeee"

yuck...

[manictiger]

I don't hate Chris for being a homosexual. I hate him for being another thing to pollute YouTube. We don't need any more cam whores. We already have enough to give the world VD 500 times over!!!

[killdozerwalrus]

fred's bad enough, this faggot is whorse

[MsShirly]

LOL!! yeah that was kinda coool...

i liked the part when he got nuts!!!

lol....

:]

[67tr876]

omg HAHahhahahahaha that was sooo funny i cryed

[katbby23]

Damn, dude.. calm down! lmfao, nice video though. While you were yelling, I was expecting one of your blood vessels to pop or something. You were goin' all out! haha

[hannahchick24]

WhatTheFuck? e_o

[smithy2365]

what a douche ^.^

[000nour000]

HAHA!! someone do a slo-mo of the watermelon being smashed!!

[highwind8124]

That was the coolest entrance ever. He just slides in from the side after smashing the melon and starts yelling at you close up. Whoa! LOL!

[Thrashaero]

ROFL!! yes that was a pretty freakin awesome entrance. his eyes are so full of rage too.

I wonder what the deal is with the pock marks in the wall...did he use the same location to machine-gun another mock up of a retarded popular person?

[UKDK84]

Like a cannibal killer, eating the rotting remains of Chris Crocker.

[vladdy18]

look at the wall.

he's already executed melons before...

[vladdy18]

sure dima.

an award.

straight up.

the guy's a psycho hehe

[gangbeatphil]

OMG, this guy needs an award today, like, right now!!

[Korbamite]

He's going to go nuts??? If he is sane now and this is how he is.. perhaps going nuts for him is acting sane.

[mrROfLlol]

I love how a bat just comes out of nowhere and hits the watermelon

then he eats it

[smithbroz08]

*Imitates Chris Crocker sobbing*

*Pummels the watermelon with a baseball bat*

"What's next?! I'll tell you what's next...!"

Great touch.

[bloominbilgerat69]

omg, i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying

watch Bob's eyebrows, they progressively get tighter, and meaner, and build to a crescendo, where he looks madder than I've ever seen him.

I cant stop laughing at this awesome video.

[Dsaubt]

Look at his wall lmaooo

[atomicengineer]

THey look like potato holes from a potato gun, i would know...

[THEYLIVE2012]

oh man loved the fade out to the watermelon eating....Bob you should be crowned King of Youtube, this is just too funny

[courtney04jeffery]

your crazy!!

[naawrite]

WHOO HOO!!! I about fell out my chair busting up. Bout time someone takes a freaking bat out and belts a flipping melon

[jellybeansinc]

bob you need to smoke some reefer :)

[UN7UCKY13]

FUCK YEAH BOB

i have never seen him so angry before

[RobertGoodFella]

The ending is the best. Eating melon like a king.  Because Bob is king.

[dogsrock1223]

hahahahahahahaha 0:43

[iluvsystemofadown]

I love you but I would so be scared to be your friend IRL.

[bloominbilgerat69]

fuck that I'd hang out with Bob any day in real life, hes hella fuckin cool

[beccaperzon123]

Hahaha!

[mr0scary]

that was fucking hilarious

[vjohn16]

Never gets old. Do something funny like this about Obama, instead of just being infront of that blue wall.

[wackoffjimduggan]

chris crocker and britney spears are whats wrong with this country. these 2 assholes are getting attention for being stupid, shows you how low the country has sunk.

[haoqh]

1:19

too late

[Jda4160]

hail bob

[TenchinMogutso]

THANK YOU BOB!

[bloominbilgerat69]

this is the funniest video ever

LOLwtf PWNED

Bob's facial expression is priceless, right after the bat swings in.

[333jas]

LMFAO! You go Bob!