The Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising (Part 4 of 11)

[baladonian]

Nonsense. *Waves hand* There is plenty of room for us.

LOL

[Xhanta]

Dear lord, this is too funny. ^.^

[Harbecht]

Damn, i love 3rd edition! Monk's are fun if you play wisdom-based and take improved stunning strike. The dc gets higher with wisdom. Dat means: STUNS for all de evil basterds. WUUZAAA!!!

[Milvestis]

Pala look realy cute with this gay pala-hairstyle :P <3

[OverlordJake]

This is hilarious.

[GeneralNerd]

So Lodge makes a big deal about Cass playing a Monk only to have them fight ninjas?

Way to be hypocritical.

[CookieCrumb23]

Well, Cass comments on that, doesn't he? ;)

[GAWproductions]

"Stretching out the waves....which sucked!"

[ScarTruck]

"what did the barmaid say?" - "oh yes oh yes oh god´s yes" XD

[KingCaboose]

*Gives DM notecard of THIS IS THE ANSWER STUPID*

Yay Bardic Bullshit!

:D

[chocobosfantasy]

is there any where in victoria i can buy dnd and play dnd?

[6037084]

you should find yourself a group that plays dnd and join them

[chocobosfantasy]

how i go to school no one plays it so i thought i could meet people at a store maybe but idk

[XAIOU12345]

If I might suggest something? Go and join rpgnet, and you could play it online, if you want to.

[thecountalucard666]

"Stop necromancing yourself!"

...Man, I'm glad my players aren't like this. :P

[lk333]

hugh mine are almost like that maybe worse....

One time our tiefling warlock pushed this npc ranger that was helping the party of this wall that everyone was trying to sneak over just because he was bord.

[Daruni69]

5:23 I WILL SMITE THEE WITH MY MIGHTY BLADE.

You're looking at the guy who sat and watched the first "The Gamers" like 7 times. ^^

[WumWip]

"A little girl on girl a--AAH!" LOL

[Blitzmidfielder]

Look, Sir Osric! An evildoer outside!

*Diceroll*

...WHAT?!?

[fatefulendeavours]

i like the Jedi references in this movie XD

[KyleBMasterThespian]

[pause] Luster: So...how much experiance do I get for the bard?

[KruxTrux55]

Hey, I'm mort' grandpa. Ya see, I can draw zombie ninjas, are they zinjas? Nombies? IDK?!

[opperbuil]

Zomja's, as ninbies are ninja's merged with babies ;)

[RThyrring]

Flynn, what did the barmaid say?

Oh yes, oh yes, oh gods yes...

About Mort Kemnor, dumbass

XD

[fatefulendeavours]

not to mention the fact that bluff is a charismatic skill and a Bard is a pure charismatic and intelligence based class, so naturally the bard would have a high bonus to such skills having more ranks in these than others

[fatefulendeavours]

if you do look at the fact the DM is more of a story DM than a core rule DM then that was a plausible thing, a story DM would not willingly make a superpowerful NPC, one with a saving throw higher than a character's natural saving throw, that is a core rule DM thing to do, the difference being a story DM would keep his players in line within the parameters of his story a core rule DM would keep his players characters in line using anything at his disposal

[eyesofviolet]

considering how the Paladin just went off in search of an "evil-doer" outside with his very known stupid party members inside with a prisoner, i think he would've had a better save against bluff check. and considering how the DM wants story, i doubt he would've made the paladin easily bluffed.

[Blitzmidfielder]

Natural.

1.

[eyesofviolet]

oh true...

[DarthGaras]

this one has more story, but the other one was funnier

[DarkAmnael]

In my personal opinion, I must disagree. Because there IS a story it is in fact more fun then just jokes without a true connection behind them.

And I saw the first Gamers like a million times.

[DarthGaras]

I dunno. People can laugh more watching a stand up comic rather than a comedy series even if the series has more story.

[DarkAmnael]

It is the correct mix, I suppose.

And it helps to know what they make fun of. I mean, basicly, If you're not into D&D you wont understand half of the jokes.

[roninshinobi]

Actually if you play any kind of table top games you'll uinderstand majority of the jokes. The issues and challenges are universally encountered by all table top games. Only the more suble jokes. Like the Bard playing in combat situation won't be really understood by those that don't play D&D or have not played it in years.

[mofsens]

5:11 ^^

[TekelBrighteyes]

Totally loved it when the hand passed him the note after his bardic knowledge roll. But I do have a couple of points here. First, not all paladins are that stupid. They can be great if played right. I for one play a bard. But I play them well and my bards do much better than the one in the movie. Second note, Joanna said eariler she was lawful good. So she shouldn't have stood by while the guy was being tortured either.

[mca0099]

boy its fun remember that and just enjoy it ...

[anarcrustie]

second point: not arbitrarily. being lawful good likely implies strict obedience to a good moral code, but wouldn't necessarily include all of the same aspects of a paladin's code. a lawful good character might allow torture of an evil undead villian if they could see that it would help the greater good. or they might not, depending on the character.

[roninshinobi]

Bard must have been trying to use the Bardic music, Inspire Courage or Inspire greatness to give his allies bonous in their attack rolls

[Raythus]

Barbarian from the first gamers movie

[khundar]

I shall smithe thee with my mighty blade!

[mikanac]

smite thee with my mighty blade?

[khundar]

Yeah, it was in the first movie ;o)

[mikanac]

the proper response was "shut up"

[khundar]

Call me an idiot, but I don´t get it ;o) Thanks anyways xD

[Drakonische]

- It's in alingment

- yeah. they're lawful stupid

[blackmage665]

Paladins are not stupid, usually just the player or DM using them is...

ive seen some annoyingly smart Paladins..

[siulungkevin]

Sorry, Drakonische, but you couldn't be more wrong. As Gary Gygax said back in the good ol days of D&D before there was even a 2nd ed., "Lawful Good does not mean Lawful Stupid". Just because the DM in the video played the paladin like a total imbecile doesn't mean you have to! Nuff said

[onewingedcrow]

I'm pretty sure he was just quoting the movie.

[vince201]

Paladins are so funny. FOR JUSTICE!!!

[WojekSiren]

Osric, you are so gullible. If you want to find the evil doer then use detect evil, not shouting," Fight me, you faceless coward".

[Raythus]

Detect evil would sense the presence of the necromancer dude they tied up, it wouldn't have helped anyway.

[loryfairy]

Just perfect!!!

[fangwulf]

Did anyone else who saw the first one say "Smite thee with my mighty blade? And anyway, you're asleep." ?

[T33knut]

yeah i did

Rogar rocked

[JandZmovies]

is Rogar the barbarian from the first one or the basic fighter from dnd?

[toaoftime]

Am I the only one who finds it funny that the monk attempted a jedi mind trick on the innkeeper?

[Suthek]

I think most people didn't notice^^

[toaoftime]

Oh..... Hey guys! Jedi mind trick at 2:04! Woooo! .......... think people will notice now?

[ViaBestiae]

The monk is absolutely hilarious. Really nice acting talent too

[Nejihygo]

inne.,.... lol

[RockinRowdyRoberto]

Can't say I dig this one as much as the first one.. :(

[lifeswaytoofun]

Troublesome Strumpet... heh

[Najluk]

Wow, this video makes me rly want to play. I am kinda a wannabe gamer. I play plenty of PC games and know the basic DnD rules but I am only thirteen and it's a bit overwhelming, different versions and stuff. I am in a bit over my head, if anyone has some pointers and tips to get me on the right track it would be greatly apreciated

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[JandZmovies]

i got a tip...dont die

[Avatarbee]

SO saw that coming with the lightning :-D

[mikanac]

smite thee with my mighty blade?

[Torn0023]

Shut up!

[upi00r]

What is sir Osric saying between 5:49 - 5:57?

Could someone write it, please?

[TYLER8HALO]

ill shall die a thousand deaths and spawn

[PKtheFirst]

Thou shall die a thousand deaths, Shadowspawn!

[wesleyfilms]

And your spell goes off

*Fires spell*

I lol'd when it him Flinn in the face!

[vh2k]

Haha, Paladins *are* Lawful Stupid. :D

[Suthek]

"Smite thee with my mighty blade" hehe, Running Gag ;-)

[Molkoluver]

"Like Steel, wrapped in Silk"

OMFG ROFLMAO.

[Darkwintre]

I have no idea.... rolls dice...

Actually I do!

[thespacebat]

next time I play a new character I'm totally playing a monk!!

[Android2137]

"Deceivers! This ends now!"

"HE'S OVER THERE!"

"I SHALL SHOW YOU A THOUSAND DEATHS, DEVIL SPAWN!"

Ahahahahah! I love that.

[Oadin]

Me too! :)

[wesleyfilms]

What did the bar maid say???

She said oh yes oh yes...oh gods oh yes.

That was so funny.

[Yeesha8679]

Is this a nod to the "Lusty Vixen 2" script reading "documentary"?

[hamhdshrk1]

this show is freaken cool and awsome

[arscheierfotzen]

hadoken!

[Saemaey]

Your spell fizzles as you say the incorrect words. The correct words are "Hadouken"

[AlexStrider]

Your Spell Also Fizzles as you forget your somatic components.

Down, Down + Right, Right.

"Hadouken"

[otakursed]

I get the feeling someone took some lessons from Tatewaki Kuno XD

[fernando101090]

hahaha the zombie ninjas

[ZeroGForce]

Gyawd, I hate Paladins... the last one we had in our party, he... well, we assume he died after he got conscripted by our town's military reserve.

Oh, well. No one liked him anyways. Bossy little son-of-a--...

[FantasyMaster666]

Most D&D folks are like that. We had a really bossy DM, and he transferred schools.

[patrifiedy2k]

when I was a paladin in my party, I knew how to play it without the giant stick up my butt. We actually had a good time for our entire campaigning career. When done right, paladins can be tolerable.

[Eyarisu]

Paladins! <3

[darigaaz90]

GOD i love paladins...!^^ zu genial

[RThyrring]

Hardouken?!? XD

[Archris17]

Yeah, wouldn't that be shoryuken? Wait, I'm showing just how much of a nerd I am... xP

[RThyrring]

That's all right. I am also a big nerd

In fact, I believe that everybody are nerds, based on nerdiness is just showing interest in one or two subject.

[guyveromega27]

Was that Rasputin?

[AerilynSwansong]

They're not too good at torturing, are they? Lol

[McSanj11]

SMITE THEE WITH MY MIGHTY BLADE :P

[RThyrring]

Oh yeah

Totally The Gamers XD

[zdrak2]

7:33

"You're unlike any other woman I've ever met"

"Right back atcha"

LOL, classic

[DarkBunnyLord]

xD and this is why our house rule is that social skill rolls never effect players and only roleplaying does. To avoid the "ninja outside" conundrem haha

[Ophiuchus]

"Stop necromacing yourself!" Jjejeejejejejejejejejejejejeje­ej.

[Boleniana]

That's Pointy-Haired Boss lol.

[BlakeKilbourne]

...

[gagnashdiak]

"well, usually dices decides that"

most famous

[Henker1987]

what does the barmaid said?

oh yes oh yes oh god oh yes

genius!

[Tayliana]

oh yes oh yes oh godS oh yes...

More funny that way....

[JheakrynaKyAlur]

was that the one that kicked me in the face?

uh.. yes? why?

Just asking... *stab in the balls* hahahaha ^^

[Cryxboy]

and i dont see how monks are bad...but Ninjas are Ok... lol

[beauxanddanherenow]

"We should not draw attention to ourselves troublesome strumpet." LuLz

[darigaaz90]

'Hadoken!' XD

[atsumu]

yeah xD Silly girl, that was a shoryuken! but anyway...

[BigDiff7]

laughed really hard at that, wasn't expecting it lol

[badgerman6666]

"what did the barmaid say?"

"oh yes..oh yes oh gods yes" LOL CLASSIC!

[Sarassion]

The Gamers 2. Ha! Love it! The Bard reminds me of my bardic kickoffs. Suicideeee!

[slash20022]

what says the innkeeper in 2:13?

[Rampagers4]

Gordak Ripper.

[Arrakeen10191]

"You dont really wanna finish that thought dont you?"

Great.

And I love the Paladins challenges (especially in the outtakes)

[thegreatpadaxes]

you know what's weird. they took away the bard's ability to use weapons, wear armor, and cast spells, and yet for some reason, he's no worse for it. he sucks just as much.

[RioDrake]

"Look Sir Ossiric, there's an evil doer outside!"

Truly a creative plan...

[blubburi]

I SHALL SMITE THE WITH MY MIGHTY BLADE!! classics

xD

[mikanac]

"shut up"

[MALKton]

HEy, baby- my spells require somatic components

xD

Godlike!

[KatarnandKanos]

poor, gullible Osric

[Marius24601]

Well, so paladin's con't torture. I probably shouldn't be I paladin after what my character has done

[Mystique827]

So... how much experience do I get for the bard?

So a typical gamer wanting to get as much xp as they can.

[Callecutta]

Wait, Hadouken? Damn it, they got it wrong!

[Ravensitu]

it should have been sho ryu ken!!xD

[Callecutta]

I know! Man, that ruined the entire scene!

[Mystique827]

"What did the bar maid say?"

"Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh gods yes."

"About Mort Kemnar dumbass."

Hilarious. I would totally say something like what she said. Just to be funny of course.

[hound181]

o yes o yes o god yes rofllllllllllllllllllllllll

[mikanac]

smite thee with my mighty blade?

[NamelessBody]

shut up. ^^

[c1soldier]

2:04, Jedi Mind Trick, ah that got me a good laugh.

[Majadi7]

Heh "he's over there" ....then he runs even further hahaah

[poopstinks85]

I know this sounds really nerdy, and i will probably get alot of down votes for this, but isnt Hydoken a energy fireball move?

[AvvoI]

yes

[Casanuda]

Hadouken means surge fist in Japanese, it is a Street Fighter reference.

[PerfectKirby]

Yeah, it is. I don`t even play Street Fighter and even I know that. XD

[narutofanfic]

lol, If I would be the DM, I would give the bard some not so nice presents (such as kids and STD's...) lol... Darkwinter, depending on situation, those could be very lawfull acts, I mean he killed prisoners that try to escape (even if they had petty crimes) that is against the law.. lol

[Darkwintre]

I wish that was the case the game I'm currently in has a paladin who thinks nothing of dangling foes off a clif and when their brethren attack have them thrown off the cliff, let alone killing unarmed prisoners or stabbing a prisoner in the back when he hasn't done anything to deserve it even if he's slightly "evil" there's a difference between lawful stupid and lawful homocidal after all...

[fightdesigner]

To those who post and watch this- please know that if this keeps people from buying the DVD, you're aren't taking money from some faceless mega-corp, but from struggling artists & gamers who devoted years of their lives to this... and collaborators like myself who are juggling multiple jobs and family to try to make things like this. Not to get preachy, but getting cheap and stealing from indie filmmakers is just lame. If you enjoyed this, please buy the freaking DVD! It's not that expensive!

[Rosfuture]

Smite tee whit my mighty blade just a classic^^ so good!!!

[ldcnuke]

"Smite thee with thy mighty blade?"

"Shut up!"

[AvvoI]

"Thee" is the word your looking for, "thy" is reflective upon ones self... so what your sayin is hes gonna smite himself???

[ldcnuke]

dude... watch the gamers 1. its a line from there O.o

[AvvoI]

i am aware of the first(why would i watch a second series of something without watching the first). i had mistaken your previous post as "smite *thy* with thy mighty blade"

[mikanac]

to settle the arguement it is "my might blade"