Lend Me Money To Pay Attention!

[Amineko054]

Конченый долбоёб

[GOHURRICANES44]

LUV UR VIDZ!!!!!

[jerimiah169]

why the fuck do people hate this guy he is awesome , 1,000x better then the bitch fred

[sethpr98]

eating bullets yes aslomg as it kills me

[urielwirthful]

I've always wanted to go to a wine tasting, but idk if i'm intellectual enough. LoL

[PseudoChat]

I thought the "pay attention" joke was very clever.

I'm the type that really enjoys a good cheesy joke, so I may use that one some time. You have a great sense of humor!

And what's with the irrelevant cyberbullying on here..?

If you don't like it, don't watch it.

No one is forcing you to watch this video at gun-point.

I hope you realize, posting such incoherent remarks only makes you seem like you are the one with no life.

[blacknailzpolish]

Why are you people watching I mean I know its america and everything but you don't need to be so rude its no THAT bad,no offense lol

[Mikeunderscore]

Your a fuckin idiot and I hope you die.

Merry Christmas.

[sign543]

Well, we all die, don't we? I guess your wish will come true.

[eliot991]

she also said youneed some help

[eliot991]

my cuz says that u must have no life

[sign543]

Does your cuz drink from a sippy cup and ride the short bus?

[Art1cM0k3yz]

Lol grow some balls dude

you gay shit

look at you talkin like a lil bitch

[Bannion77]

You're adorable, I hope you get your own TV show one day!

[wolves1706]

you dont have to pick on him

[crazymandavy]

Douchebag

[comert9]

gay

[dr3wb1xcub3]

yeah i saw this douche on a priave torrent site, seeing his vids explains a lot, go eat a bullet douche bag

[sign543]

I won't eat a bullet, I'll still be here and you will still be insignificant. Deal with it. Or not. Your choice.

Idiot.

[drago433]

FUCK YOU you sound like a fag (realy im not kidding !!!) you look like a fag so FUCK YOU for that fucking scary video "Talking Puppy!!" Your and dumb gay!!! ALL OF YOUR SUBSCRIBERS SHOULD SEE IT!!!

you dumb piece of shit and your face (if we can call it that) realy scared me xD

[Kiyoshiwanke5]

he rocks

[mccauley444]

@sign543 lol

[evhall1word]

ppl the point here isnt that hes gay. point is, SHUT UP IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN WATCH SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drago433]

stfu

[Meomi37]

Let me tell you.

DONT BE ANGRY OR SOMETHING:

But you look terrible.! :( sorry

[onlyadot]

OMG I GET IT NOW HE IS GAY THATS TOTTELY WHY HE TAPES HIS CATS AND SINGS *bumps his head* OMG XD ahhhh now i know its ok though i was just confused

[Joe0994]

ahaha hilarious video! seriously funny! love the haters as much as they hate you because they get you into most discussed =D to the haters; So what if he is gay, does that automatically mean his video is shit because he may be a bit feminine, you seriously need to re-consider you ways and stop stereotyping a funny man just because of his sexuality! dicks!. sign543; Your hilarious and keep it up dude! :) subbed!

[airflier1432]

u suck!!! AND UR GAY

[Joe0994]

you cunt. hes gay, so what, get over it.

[DeathConnect]

DUDE! Yuo realy have to take

PLASTICSUGERY that gayest face Ever jusus HELP THAT POOR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX­D

[Joe0994]

get a life you waster.

[makeLOVEnotwarcraft9]

what a fag

[thompo08]

ur my youtube inspiration, ur inspiring me to make videos

[francupetr]

gaygest gay ever -.-

[ChamilBorzC]

Absolutely Correct.

[thetupac123]

I know him.

[sign543]

Thanks for subscribing! ;)

[buzzkc1]

the best

[CupcakeButtons]

i like the rugrats in the back =]

[istarzgirl]

Lol this is funny i only watched your blood kid remix and charlie bit me remix lol those were good videos but this video is good too

[sign543]

Oy, you are digging way back...two years ago. I need to do more of these, I guess. :) Thank you. :)

[istarzgirl]

lol yes you do and i was just remembering the video i saw at a friend's house and i wanted to fav it and rate and comment so yeah lol thats why and i decided to look at other videos to

[mandregan4]

hey can i have your rugrats blankie?

[jasminegross86]

i love this guy

[SHG14NR]

ciota

[kman2593]

wow... dude i clicked on this cuase i didnt now if you where a girl or a boy sorry but it made me curious lol

[dieminestinkt]

omg xD cant stop laughing

[HappyUnhappyBHappy]

I was like cracking up in the beginnning when he screamed.

AHAHAHA!!!

What the heck did a pot fall?

Blackburry!

2:13 is hilarious

The snort laugh hilarious.

He does that twice.

He screams so much!

LOOOL!

[rushfanatic16]

LMAO at the beginning!

[fehquig]

YOMANK, but wine makes me PUke...

[dhousley1]

You just made me not only snort laugh but shoot water out of my nose.

[sign543]

LOL, nice. (and sorry!) :)

[LIVandLEX]

i cnt tell if ur serious or not!

[LIVandLEX]

if thats rlly your dad thats so weird!haha

[skylar07]

agreed that is weird

[iheartyou4ever115]

no, thats the point!

[LIVandLEX]

how come you arent a partner!

[russell56443]

Freakin Hilarious Sign!!!

[Karazona140]

WOW...i'm not sure you told us everything....could you repeat that once more!!!! of course i loved it as usual! Your video's help put my life into perspective! LOL

[sign543]

Dad?? Wow! Had no idea you had an account. :)

[Somedude1858]

Oh. My. God.

You remind me of WhatTheBuck!!

You rock!!!

*subscribes*

[Sikosm]

i think he's even better! :-)

<i>gosh im such a suck up lol. and i can't believe im rewatching all the vids again. im such a freak lol</i>

[mooseboy68]

(snort) Yep, you're that funny ;o

[sign543]

Aw, thanks!

[visiblemode]

Awesome.

[xpolandzfinestx]

i'm hooked on your damn videos

i subscribed you crack me up INCREDIBLY!

i wish my videos were this good haha

[badgirlchaoss]

lol, u know in so many ways u look and talk like the guy from "what the buck" on youtube.. i hope they're not the same person tho! cuz i dont really like his productions but i like urs instead..and PS : stop hitting the web cam when ur making vids! :)

[electrojed]

damn dude really good job you giving me ideas thanks

[DheeLocke]

this video almost made me spit my soda out -- now THERE'S classy! >>rando

[sign543]

*laugh* Careful, there!! THANK YOU!!

[sign543]

Thank you!! *big hug*

[Jardinami]

Too funny! You are a mixture of Larry Lunch and Nut

cheese!

[CirqueduKraze]

sure

:}

[CirqueduKraze]

Your stories are funny and I'm hooked! subscribed

[sign543]

THANK YOU!! Can I subscribe back??? :)

[xMyMCRObsessionx]

You're soo funny! I subscribed..:) and btw.. I love your Rugrats poster thing in the background lol

[sign543]

Aw, thank you!!

[weirdlover]

I agree about the snorting part, I totally do it!!! You R so funny !

[sign543]

Two people at work snort laugh. Cracks me up. THANK YOU!!

[sign543]

One viewer at a time. that's my plan. *g*

[lucidengma]

where have you been?? Good lord I miss ya! :) Hope you're doing good... can't wait to see your next video!! :)

[sign543]

Yeah, I have had house guests...I'll be back on regular schedule on Friday. :)

[sign543]

Thank you! I'm sorry I haven't posted anything new...houseguests until Wednesday. I'll have another up this Friday. :)

[jwalravens03]

this must a kick ass wine party!lol invite me next time! lol......... glad u had fun

[Meadows317]

Heyy I drink wine through a straw lol LOVED the video :)

[sign543]

Thank you!! :)

[tmlove26]

Too freaking funny!!

[sign543]

Aw, thanks! I appreciate that. :)

[anemicmosquito]

You make me happy!

[sign543]

Thank you!!! THAT means A LOT to me. Comments like that make ME happy. :)

[FlaithyNewo]

lol! that was great! keep up the funnyiness man!!!

[sign543]

Thanks, guys! He'll be back on the 3rd, so I'll tell him. :)

[tripplehelix]

Who you gunna marry?

[sign543]

Well, I haven't sorted through all my marriage proposal emails, so I'll get back to you on that one. ;)

[tripplehelix]

LOL "will you marry me?" or at least be the musition(sp) at my funeral.

[sign543]

*laugh* Those are two very similar choices!

[cooksterz]

Hi there! Love the hat, suits yer magic powers!

[sign543]

Thank you!

[sign543]

THank you!!

[OHTXAZ]

Gawd; Does You Brain Ever Shut Down? Why Are You Not Writing Or Performing For Mass Audiences?

[sign543]

I wish!!! Haha, no agent. *sigh*

[OHTXAZ]

Well; I Would Pay To See You; And I AM "So Poor I Can't Pay Attention".

[sign543]

You are aweseome!! Thank you!!

[sign543]

Powder was very powerful. Never wanted to see it twice, though. Too...out there. :) I'll check out Boondock Saints. :)

[deigie]

so funny--and very entertaining!

[sign543]

Thank you! :)

[sign543]

Wow, you actually know the director of that film??

[sign543]

Woot!! *laugh*

[sign543]

Haha, thanks!! :)

[redwolf1]

OMG I LOVE YOU!

[sign543]

Wow, thanks!! *hugs*

[amy012340]

Another Good one! Your videos are awesome. =]

*hugs*

[sign543]

Thank you!! :)

[sign543]

THANK YOU!!!

[sign543]

Thank you! :)

[volleyballguru10]

OMG HILARIOUS!!!

[sign543]

Thanks!!!!!

[glumbumbleofsweden]

Omg loved it XD

I come from France and....you know we love wine. I bet if you come here and drink wine with a straw you'll have everyone in the restaurant talking behind your back XD

5 stars =)

[sign543]

Haha, I bet! I've been to Toulon, Marseilles, Cannes and one other southern town...can't remember. :)

[glumbumbleofsweden]

Oooh really? I live in Nice (well, in a village near Nice) :D

[dipsetgurl210]

i dont know where u get this stuff??? but you have to be the funniest guy on youtube!!!!!! great work as always

[sign543]

Oh, you are nice! Thank you!!

[trillian57]

Just thought I'd drop by and let you know I HAD to watch this again. I don't know which is worse--laughing so hard wine shoots through your nose, or hot coffee. :D

[sign543]

Yikes! Probably hot coffee! *laugh*

[Gigolo8]

Shouldn't you be asleep? I mean daylight and vampires don't mix or is there a new 500+ sunscreen about?

[sign543]

Thank you, Moomay. You always say the best things. :) :)

[sign543]

Aw, thanks. I like rating higher than poultry. *laugh*

[Daliwolf]

*claps!* Five stars for YOU!

[twish1999]

Another masterpiece!  well done you talented tuber! xxx hugs xxx

[sign543]

My YouTube angel! THANK YOU, Twish. :)

[DyBee]

ROFLMFAO.. *holding my sides*... ahahahah, you are so hilarious baby! xx

I have to ask tho, do you adlib or script?

[sign543]

Thank you! It's not scripted, but pre-outlined a little...often, one thing just leads to another. :)

[Gigolo8]

Blind people simply have no manners sometimes.

[sign543]

Exactly. See, YOU get it!

[Gigolo8]

Of course, now as I am sighted, come here so I can hit you with a stick properly!

[kiseph]

OMG! I laughed so hard from this video! XD It's awesome! I would lend you money to pay attention but sadly I'm broke myself and I can't even pay attention either >sigh< I'll just take my attentionless self and do unimportant stuff :)

[sign543]

Haha, thanks! Maybe you could do like me and save up to pay attention. :)

[chitarele]

Gaaah pretentious wine bastards are the worst!

I think this might be my favourite of anything of yours I've seen : ) I snort-laughed.

[sign543]

Aw, thank you!! I actually went to one wine tasting...it was fun, but very close to what I said. *laugh*

[Blinkazoid]

This whole thing was hilarious. 5 stars/fav. I'm a fairly recent subscriber so I've not watched too many of your vids yet, but you're going to have to have some awfully good ones in your archives to top this one. 2 enthusiastic thumbs up!!!!

[sign543]

Haha, thank you!! I wasn't too sure about this one, actually. :) :) *hug*

[flowersonmyhat]

Yipes, you don't sound like a friendly drunk. But I love the hat, and the comedy. 5 stars!

[jensing127]

Very cool vid.Whip that old ladies ass with her own cane..lmao

[sign543]

Thank you!! :)

[trillian57]

Holy moley what did they put in your wine? You need to lay off paying your pimp for a week and buy some Nyquil--a little nap would be good for you. Maybe too many whacks in the head, hmmmmm?

[sign543]

Haha, you may be right!! :)

[mysteryglo]

As usual, FABULOUS!!!!! Where do you come up with these stories? Too funny!!

[sign543]

Thank you!! Where do I come up with the ideas? Isotropic drugs. *laugh*

[firefare]

There ya' go. Just a word of advice, I hear Mary is a real ball breaker...just thought you should know. :)

[sign543]

Thanks for the warning! Hmmm. Guess it's back to my pimp. *sigh*

[sign543]

Oh, you're a snorter too, huh?? *laugh*

[sign543]

Thank you! :)

[Bostorican1969]

LMAO,,,,,,,,omg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­LMAO!

[sign543]

Thanks, my good friend. Always love to get your input. :)

[Bostorican1969]

:o)

[billybigun64]

BWHAHAHAHAH *picks self up off floor* hahahahah

[sign543]

Ah, I can't top your last one, though. *laugh*

[IAGuy06]

Wow..whatever you're on, I want some. ;D

Can I follow you around? You're more funner than I is... are.

[sign543]

Nobody's funnier than you am...is. <gg>

[poopslingingmonkey]

If I go to a wine tasting, I'm going to gargle the wine.

[sign543]

Do it! They give you a free coupon if you do that. The coupon is good for a free trip to your car. *laugh*

[bartolemeo]

Hahahahaha, I can relate to much of this......is that bad? :)))

[sign543]

That's good! That's good!

[lolaknows]

Dude, you scare me sometimes! Know why? Cuz I can totally relate to you. I'm a beer drinker myself and I'm also a snorter.

[sign543]

Oh, I hate drinking beer. But, I do it. *laugh*

[psycoticsinginchick]

lol! funny as always. I too am too poor to pay attention...I don't even have an income. 'course I don't have bills to pay.

[sign543]

Lucky you!! I have too many bills. *sigh*

[Simmian7]

ya know...i'm thinkin of using these vids to battle the evil squirrels. hahah at the wine tasting party ya shoulda said, "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

*S7*

[sign543]

*LAUGH* Great line. I'll use it!

[MyRealityBytes]

More yodeling please!!! Yee Haaaa!!!!

[sign543]

Haha, I've always wanted to climb a tall mountain and yell..."RIIIIICOLA!!!"

[Perroquet51]

LOL, "Too poor to pay attention" Well, I won't loan you money to "pay attention" because I know you'll just go out and squander it on food or something equally frivolous. Nope. People who get money from me are employees and earn their keep. Hmmm...tutor me in making such good videos and I'll send you a whole crateful of attention.

[sign543]

Oh, I always earn my keep. That's something sexual, isn't it??

[ashleyr88]

gah ill never insult you EVER! lol hilarious as usual...im glad i finally found some fresh comedy :D you made me and my sister LOL the whole time!

[sign543]

*HUGS* Thank you!!