I always have wondered that even from a very young age. Apparently there is a book that actually deals with that but was left out of the bible. The Book of Enoch I believe
i love how jesusfreaks like to point out where an ancient (or at least really old) scientist was wrong in one area of his thinking and therefore all science is somehow flawed. newton invented and/or discovered calculus, optics, and the basic rules of the physical world....but he also believed in alchemy.
6. It should always be a warning sign of an attempt to intimidate others to follow a persons rules when they say, I'm right and you're wrong". I don't like the rule that says there's no God (partly because I feel such affection for Athena). I don't like the rule of blind faith that should disregard science (because I couldn't love a woman with more passion than I feel for science). People with too many rules want to make humanity machines. Screw the rules, think for yourself.
5. All Darwin did is come up with a boatload of rules. Many of his observations and theories are brilliant, but let's not make him a, dare I say it, scientific God. Let's not be so quick to claim facts. How about we take a real scientific approach and keep asking questions? That happens to be what most Western Christians do with their religious beliefs. Scientific and religious hardliners who are steadfast in thinking they know facts should be observed with caution. Continued
4. Both sides of this dispute are obsessed with trying to intimidate others to follow their rules. Dinosaur says you have to think in scientific terms. Preachers says you have to think in Biblical terms. Thomas says, "Screw you both, I'll make my own rules, follow them and not demand anyone else follow the." I'm a spiritual scientific trouble makers who hates following rules. You see, science is all about breaking the rules and what really good Christian hasn't broken the rules? Continued
3. Facts can be manipulated as easy as clay and danced around carefully omitting undesirable facts. Both atheists and the religious do this in their attempt to validate their particular set of rules. It gets rather silly. Neither science or holy books can prove the origin of our species. The fun part is that they don't have to. Both science and religion have so many things to think about, both are equally important to stimulating thought. But the rules being tossed around really bug me.Continued
2. In most cases the cause of death can be seen during this stage. Looking at the exterior of this dispute is much the same. The cause of the death of communication is like seeing a bullet hole in the head of a body, kinda hard to miss. The bullet hole in this case is rather simple, it's rules. The disputing parties are merely trying to assert their own particular brand of rules. Rules can be easily justified & just as easily disputed. A favored justification is using the term "fact". Continued
Something dawned on me while watching these videos and reading comments, But first I'd like thank the English Dinosaur for using sexy babes for hooks. There's nothing as nice as sexy skin to keep one's attention. What I do when observing a dispute I learned in pathology. I consider this dispute a post mortem observation because it should obvious that it's the death of communication. The first thing a pathologist does during an autopsy is closely examine the exterior of the body. Continued
Great vid man. Stupid youtube sub box not telling me about it sooner!
Also dang I think that was the first video where I could actually taste bile when the creationist was talking... No that's not a joke although it is funny. You get something similar?
@seanieb64 Why wouldn't he? We're talking about a man who shamelessly lied, gave red herrings, and declared even compromising christians that accepted evolution and whatnot blasphemers and heretics, and, when it came down to it, he said in court that he works for God, and therefore is above the law of paying Taxes.
@seanieb64 Yeah. There's something about him that brings out the wicked side in me. Also, been meaning to write. I uploaded that iso I was talking about but haven't got around to making an announcement video yet. Will get in touch when I do so we can arrange setting up a torrent, if that's still OK with you.
@seanieb64 Hovind is a one man target rich environment of his own making and is horrible with it, hence the natural desire for thinking people to tear him a few new ones and which The Living Dinosaur does masterfully
and so gives us such pleasure when he flexes his intellectual muscles.
@philosophicalreason Isn't the point of scientific study to define how our world really works with the application of serious evidentiary study, peer review and scrutinisation? Unlike a certain book (which TLD has kindly and repeatedly rebuked), scientific studies and theories undergo severe scrutiny in order to be considered truth, and sometimes these definitions are subject to change along with previous scientific evidence (as was the case with Pluto.)
@philosophicalreason Other scientists aren't TRYING to deliberately refute other scientific studies by looking over the evidence and pointing out anything that could be incorrect. It's making sure that these scientific studies can without a doubt stand up to the shit storm that is flung at them by close-minded idiots (see: PPSimmons). Just because Pluto was reclassified doesn't make any difference, it just means our perception of our galaxy and the defintions of what a planet is has changed :)
I wanted to try and ask a question and make it short but unfortunately i am not able to so i want to apologize in advance for taking up a lot space on your channel.My question is,what is fact it seems science always calls things theories at one time the plant Pluto was considered fact and it was a planet now it isn't,is there scientist that try to disprove other scientist not that they are religious or something like that but more like ok this scientist says this so let us try to prove him/her
@philosophicalreason thats a clarification between terminology, whether pluto is a planet or planetoid.
In all science, literally every accepted "theory" is a fact.
If people still think, its only a theory and not a fact, then you can use that logic to say that Pythagorean theorum is not a fact, eventhough it works on all right triangles, you can also go to the extent to say that Area of a triangle = 1/2Sin(AB) is wrong, even though it is always right.
7:10 that's the gist of it right there. Evolution is the only game in town that explains the diversity of life we see today AND in the fossil record. End of story.
But is this the same LD as before? what happened to the deep voice LD?
@TruthSurge That's what gets me. Their alternativeamounts toL "I can make up anything I like because no one can disprove it", which means that anyone can make up any old shit and hold it to be equally valid. Also, I screwed up when I saved the edited audio and used a much lower bit rate than normal. I think I lost some of the lower frequencies. Editing the voice-over usually takes 2-3 hours, and I just couldn't be arsed doing it again because it still sounded OK, so I stuck with what I had.
This one made me laugh so much I was in tears.. good one TLD!
It says in the bible that pride is a sin! (one of the 7 deadly sins I do believe) but PPSimmons could do with some as it will make him realise that repeating the same shit over and over again will make him look like a complete tool.. oh no. I forgot.. he needs to keep repeating the same shit over and over again otherwise his gullible punters will stop buying his DVDs and so wont be able to upgrade to a newer Mercedes.. silly me!!
There is but one thing that bothers me about your videos and it's that when you have images traversing the screen, they rotate from side to the other like shots from a Joel Schumacher film.
Just a small concern from a cinephile, since I have nothing to bitch about as far as the rest of the content of your videos goes.
I love that - "Is evolutionary science a settled scientific fact?" - hehe... NO! It's resettled and verified EVRY day! It also EVOLVES as new evidence leads to corrections, modifications and amplifications! I love your phraseology. Very eloquent pwnage :)
I was watching this video and enjoying it. Then I realized I've heard pretty much all of this ... repeatedly ... from you and many others. Do you ever get tired of rehashing the same stuff over and over for the benefit of those who stick their fingers in their ears?
@luccaskunk I don't do it for the benefit of those who stick their fingers in their ears - I do it for the benefit of those who like to laugh at them. As for the same arguments, I agree, which is why I try to relieve the monotony by thinking up new and creative insults.
An honest Theist does not and has never existed. The religious lie both intentionally and unintentionally. To lie to one self, is the foundation of blind faith. Faith is a cop-out. It is intellectual bankruptcy. If the only way they can accept an assertion is by faith, then they are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits.
Because evolution is a fact, it means there was no Adam and Eve. No Adam and Eve means there was no forbidden fruit. No forbidden fruit means there was no original sin. Since there was no original sin, there is no need for the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus. No Jesus no Christ. No Christ no dogma. No dogma no religion. No religion no Christianity. No shit!
@scotttebben Umm actually, Original Sin is a lie. Read the book, it's not in there, it is a fantasy made up by the Christians ( I know it all is but we'll just ignore that ;p) just like how people think the fruit of knowledge was an apple. In Hebrew apple and breast are similarly spelled. One does not even need to know about evolution to know that Christianity is built on a false belief.
According to the creationists...we think life came from non-living matter/ nothing.
but...If I'm correct here...They think (Some of them at least) that we're made from dirt and a rib...that an invisible all knowing being made out of nothing...
By their logic...they only added a couple more steps.
Christians who accept the fact of evolution presumably believe that Carl's "magic man in the mud" is, in fact, Yahweh. In the unlikely event that this is true then Yahweh must be just as pissed off at Carl's dishonesty as we are.
Evolution isn't a fact, it is a theory in the scientific sense and I personally think changing wording to accommodate people who wouldn't accept it under any circumstances unless they could find it in the bible(which I think they will eventually do) is a waste of time. Facts are a dime a dozen while brilliant theories like evolution are a once in a millennium event.
@Helge129 I get that, I just get sick and tired of having to change wording around to accommodate the dullards that don't even have enough intellectual curiosity to look up what the word means.Even if they did, they would still deny it,so there is no use playing word games with them. Thanks..
That was massively satisfying! PPSimmons&bunch are common peddling tools and their repetitive, but feeble attempts at selling intelligent design as science or as philosophy can't and won't work!
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. ~ Oscar Wilde
The only thing I could imagine more satisfying than this would be someone stuffing a funnel into these creatard twit's mouths and then a soup line of people forming to urinate and deficate into that funnel.
When I see/hear people making daft ignorant and just plain false statements on evolution I've had to resort to simply telling them to pick up any legitimate textbook, or go on any actual science website. Because to make such stupid claims they can't actually understand it, when they actually know what they're talking about then we can talk. They never bother.
Great, wonderful, awsome video (as you always do) with an added personal delight. Felix Mendelssohn, Violin Concerto in E minor, Op. 64. Fucking love that shit man always have :D
i think you owned him more and harder in that video than i ever will to anyone in my entire life thank you for driving me to learn more and always attempt to improve my logic
Jesus that guy is a shmuck. Life is composed entirely from non-life. Carbon atoms don't gain any new characteristics because they are part of the macro construction of this guys turd-dropper (mouth). He is a living thing composed of uncountable units of non-living matter. Life must arise from non-living material because there are no "living" atoms. To equate abiogenisis to spontaneous generation is so mind-bogglingly fucktarded I feel like I've been mind-raped just for having been exposed to it.
@TheCelticChimp If abiogenesis were proven how would that disprove god. Couldn't the theists simply argue that god was stepping in each time to endow the resulting creature with "life"?
They could and I have no doubt whatever that they would. Religions have always ignored or attempted to incorporate science when it has shown their myths to be just that. Like the Catholic church's acceptence of evolution. Too much evidence to keep denying it so instead "Ok, so maybe we did evolve but that's ok... God did it!".
Religions generally don't give ground until they absolutely have to. Even then it can take oh say a thousand years or so for them to catch up :)
The catholic church issued a statement in 1992 expressing regret over how Galileo (died 1642) had been treated! I suppose 350 years after his death aint too bad :)
@TheCelticChimp That's the part that really puzzles me, wouldn't they be better off just accepting things and saying that if that is how it happens, then that is how god made it happen, then there would never be any opportunity to dispute them.
It's usually not so easy if you have been busy for centuries establishing a particular dogma. It normally takes a general change in the public knowledge or in the zeitgeist of a particular age to change canon. The anti-gay position of most churches for instance won't be able to survive for very much longer. More and more young people take sexual orientation differences in stride and see bigotry for what it is. It will eventually go the way of stoning adulterers.
In fact, that religions do cast of these obviously immoral ideas is the both an excellent argument for morality sourcing outside of holy books and a great reassurance that most religious people are good people first and religious followers second. Some unfortunately are the other way around but I think (hope) that most are not.
Shortly after 9:36 you speak of 'true' science.Just out of curiosity, what would you consider true science to be. Especially in astronomy, people have been building mathematical models based on countless of observations which where made in civilizations as early as the babylonian civilization. Some of these models where already remarkebly powerful in antiquity though virtually all of them are considered wrong today. That sounds scientific to me.
As always a marvelous retort. Your use of the phrase wobbly gobberlies will give me something to chuckle over for the rest of today. --- hey anyway we can get to know the man behind the videos? Perhaps a short blurb on your favorite books, tv, your personality, SES up bringing, IQ, interests outside of science, habits, satisfying events, personal history, etc. You have a fan base now; please consider feeding the animals a bit of yourself.
@Naieblis Thanks for the compliments - that's very kind of you. As for the questions, while I appreciate your curiosity, it'd feel a little conceited to me to make something like that. Rather than just put something like that out, maybe I'll do a milestone video sometime in the future are see if there are enough questions to do a follow-up Q&A. Anyway, thanks for your support.
An excellent video. And a long one too, must've been painful to edit :S
I feel Carl Gallups is merely being "politically correct" when he ADMITTED there were some "facts" in line with Evolution. The only response I could find (and did provide) was that it was a good joke from his part.
I think you also should've talked about the confusion between chemosynthesis/abiogenesis that is common to PPSIMMONS
7:24 is evidence that you are a pawn in the great french conspiracy of world domination :]
13mins - Carl did a bait and switch. He talked about spontaneous generation of life, and then switched it to say that "life does not come from non life."
I just can't understand why someone would present a deliberately dishonest argument, why would anyone ever lie in order to convince someone something is true?
I've seen this with Muslims too. I called into an Islamic TV station and started to pretend that Pascal's Wager had blown my mind. They sat there nodding and saying "absolutely."
I am certain these guys know why Pascal's Wager is bollocks, but as long as it led me to the conclusion they desired they didn't give a shit.
Well, they didn't until I then reversed Pascal's Wager and used it to tell their viewers why they should not send them any money. Glad I recorded it, it was great fun :)
They talked about me on their show for a couple of weeks. I missed the next week but they wrote to me to tell me someone had phoned in. I watched the week after and they were talking about me, claiming that I "misrepresented" Yusuf's statements and invited me to phone in, but I didn't bother.
I haven't watched since, but one of the directors of their charity iERA was trolling me a lot on facebook afterwards :)
@TheRationalizer Hmm, you make a good point. I was watching the page with auto update on though, and they really did start popping off as I described. Perhaps that's what happens with auto update and that if you were to refresh the page then you'd see no trace? In any case, I couldn't find out because just after I saved the bugger the whole page went blank and when I refreshed it just said that comments had been disabled. The way it played out strongly suggested PP was responsible.
Aha - PPSimmons blocked me too. You can't do anything but agree with them like a slobbering fool on their comments pages or they ban you. I merely noted that God's morality appeared to be different than the rules he'd given us to live by.
Carl Gallups and his buddies had a book burning video on their page a few weeks back. They're nothing but a bunch of Bronze Age savages.
It's high time we force religions to abide by the same rules in advertising that corporations must follow.
Brilliant video sir. And, may I add that your selection of photos of feminine buttocks is truly impressive. I can only imagine the amount of time you must put in to finding the appropriate visual for your videos. For such hard and diligent work, I say Job Well Done Sir!!
But this is a first, PPS actually mentioned the theory of abiogenesis? Creatards usually dishonestly conflate abiogenesis and evolution. New for PPS, but just as dishonest.
Watching this after a long day was so satisfying! I'm not sure which I look forward to more when HHs pop up in my subscription box, the pwnage or all the lovely lady body bits you tend to generously disperse through them ;-)
@LoopQuantumGravity10 TLD was talking about how he worried that him saying "Celestial Butt buddies" would make people think he was homophobic. I was saying if someone takes that joke as an offense to them and not to PPsimmons then the rest of the video is going to be a jumbled mess as well.
I love the videos, but could you make the video you are responding to bigger? or not block it with pictures at least? I just want to make sure i know what you are talking about and all. Other than that the vids are great
@FirstTimeViewers He links you to the video he's addressing. If you really want to know what he's talking about and need to see the other guy's video, just go and watch it and then come back here.
I know many had said this already, but I need to repeat it so you never forget: Everytime I opened my subs and see one of your HH videos in the list, I get that feeling that the day is going to end great. Since today is my birthday, now I know you did it as a gift to make my day wholesome. (don't say shit TLD, don't spoil it for me... is my birthday ok?)
Ah; another 20 minutes of the pleasure of wacthing that scum-fuck ppsimmons get ripped a new one.
Heres an interesting thing that happened; after a discussion about Religion, one of my theist friends (after a rant about what Jesus has done for her) advised me to "give up this athiest crap!"
After that, the irony overwhelmed me and I walked away..........before words came out no person should ever hear.
@MatawanBullShark Should have told her it's pronounced hey-zoos and that you can directly connect any good thing in her life to the mistreatment of poor people in the third world. It's a fun mental exercise and made even more fun because people in the third world exist.
When thinking about the "Problem of Evil," I came to an interesting conclusion about its implications. I would love for my peers to comment on my thoughts, and thank you in advance.
@LucasI3434 I had to think about using that in case someone thought I was being homophobic. In the end decided to use it because I was sure it would particularly grate with these kind of bigots. Glad to hear that that doesn't seem to be the case.
@TheLivingDinosaur Whoever would think that saying that is homophobic would be ridiculous in speaking said thought. If you take the claim as an attack on Homosexuals rather than who it's actually meant for then the rest of this video should make as much sense as a money banging on a chalkboard with an orange.
@TheLivingDinosaur Well, with every other conservative and/or megachurch leader getting humiliatingly outed these days, it's only appropriate. Nothing like the salt of Hypocrisy to make those wounds sting.
Embezzlement Technology, a very funny idea.
MisterTutor2010 12 hours ago
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Amashkitotamoes 1 week ago
hhhhhhhhaaaaaaa I LOVE THIS GUY!!!! NO SHIT!!!
thanksforthemessdick 1 week ago
Does anyone know how the Creatards resolve ancestry beyond Adam and Eve? In other words, who did Cain fuck?
alphaenemy 3 weeks ago
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I always have wondered that even from a very young age. Apparently there is a book that actually deals with that but was left out of the bible. The Book of Enoch I believe
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@EarlFaulk You sure it isn't the book of Eunuch?
alphaenemy 3 weeks ago
"Insurmountable edifice" .....wordsmithing sir, pure wordsmithing, and I approve.
foobee2 1 month ago
You notice how the creationist videos have all disabled ratings and comments? Almost as if they aren't open to any opinion but their own...
SotanahtDarksol 1 month ago 2
i got here from typing in holy buttfucks
2010zombiez 3 months ago
This is so fucking awesome, how the fuck did I not see this before, subing now.
mirex951 4 months ago
Great video Living Dinosaur, but you gotta admit, Carl has better music than you. :)
Ziggie1o1 4 months ago
@Ziggie1o1 Mendelssohn not good enough for you eh? I suppose you'd prefer a little Wagner or Tchaikovsky? Or god forbid, Gershwin! lol :):)
geniusrepairman1 2 months ago
@geniusrepairman1 I'm just not a classical music fan in general.
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@Ziggie1o1 What, Mendelssohn not good enough fo you? I suppose you'd rather Ravel, Wagner or Tchaikovsky? Or god forbid Gershwin! (lol :):):) )
geniusrepairman1 2 months ago
...Where are you getting all these pictures?
saiyanmage 4 months ago
Bitch got so butthurt he DISABLED COMMENTS! LOL
saiyanmage 4 months ago 2
Its amazing isn't it, this religion shit is still embraced by a big section of world population.
Hope the internet works fast enough to cleanse this world off these shits.
mykegoh 4 months ago
i love how jesusfreaks like to point out where an ancient (or at least really old) scientist was wrong in one area of his thinking and therefore all science is somehow flawed. newton invented and/or discovered calculus, optics, and the basic rules of the physical world....but he also believed in alchemy.
no one has them all correct...
clutterfish 4 months ago
That's what I like about the Thelivingdinosaur, he kicks the hell out of the people that deserve it. Well done, TLD.
squareatheist 4 months ago
ppsimmons and bereanbeacon are pathetic and should not be allowed the benefits of science
wearestarstuffsagan 5 months ago
wobbly jobblies ftw. well one as always.
govcolin 5 months ago
Top notch piss take. I salute you!
SissingPyd 5 months ago
"...cranial flatulency..." - Brilliant!
...this video should be used in English classes... ^_^
ydyammo 5 months ago
this is foolish "oh i forgot is made by atheist.
Erap1muzik 5 months ago
Love the references to pop culture!
June28July 5 months ago
tetra-sexual...that sounds damn sexy!!
MobileThinker 5 months ago
6. It should always be a warning sign of an attempt to intimidate others to follow a persons rules when they say, I'm right and you're wrong". I don't like the rule that says there's no God (partly because I feel such affection for Athena). I don't like the rule of blind faith that should disregard science (because I couldn't love a woman with more passion than I feel for science). People with too many rules want to make humanity machines. Screw the rules, think for yourself.
Thomas
tdfisk 5 months ago
@tdfisk you sir, are insane...lol
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@MobileThinker Possibly, but I'm too old to care.
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tdfisk 5 months ago
@MobileThinker Possibly, but I'm too old to care.
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@MobileThinker Possibly, but I'm too old to care.
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tdfisk 5 months ago
5. All Darwin did is come up with a boatload of rules. Many of his observations and theories are brilliant, but let's not make him a, dare I say it, scientific God. Let's not be so quick to claim facts. How about we take a real scientific approach and keep asking questions? That happens to be what most Western Christians do with their religious beliefs. Scientific and religious hardliners who are steadfast in thinking they know facts should be observed with caution. Continued
tdfisk 5 months ago
4. Both sides of this dispute are obsessed with trying to intimidate others to follow their rules. Dinosaur says you have to think in scientific terms. Preachers says you have to think in Biblical terms. Thomas says, "Screw you both, I'll make my own rules, follow them and not demand anyone else follow the." I'm a spiritual scientific trouble makers who hates following rules. You see, science is all about breaking the rules and what really good Christian hasn't broken the rules? Continued
tdfisk 5 months ago
3. Facts can be manipulated as easy as clay and danced around carefully omitting undesirable facts. Both atheists and the religious do this in their attempt to validate their particular set of rules. It gets rather silly. Neither science or holy books can prove the origin of our species. The fun part is that they don't have to. Both science and religion have so many things to think about, both are equally important to stimulating thought. But the rules being tossed around really bug me.Continued
tdfisk 5 months ago
2. In most cases the cause of death can be seen during this stage. Looking at the exterior of this dispute is much the same. The cause of the death of communication is like seeing a bullet hole in the head of a body, kinda hard to miss. The bullet hole in this case is rather simple, it's rules. The disputing parties are merely trying to assert their own particular brand of rules. Rules can be easily justified & just as easily disputed. A favored justification is using the term "fact". Continued
tdfisk 5 months ago
Something dawned on me while watching these videos and reading comments, But first I'd like thank the English Dinosaur for using sexy babes for hooks. There's nothing as nice as sexy skin to keep one's attention. What I do when observing a dispute I learned in pathology. I consider this dispute a post mortem observation because it should obvious that it's the death of communication. The first thing a pathologist does during an autopsy is closely examine the exterior of the body. Continued
tdfisk 5 months ago
Bravo!! Another good ass raping of PPSimmons. I love it!!
19822andy 5 months ago
Hey, that was a Druplicon at 2:13 ! I'm assuming that wasn't a conscious choice, or do you have some interest in CMS' and Drupal in particular?
jeevesbond 5 months ago
Great intro!!
Alphqwe 5 months ago
Great vid man. Stupid youtube sub box not telling me about it sooner!
Also dang I think that was the first video where I could actually taste bile when the creationist was talking... No that's not a joke although it is funny. You get something similar?
hockeater 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TheLivingDinosaur
Delightful! I just about crapped myself laughing.
Thanks mate. :D
jemborg 5 months ago
"Life cannot come from non-life (unless my God does it)". - the creationist mantra
jcgadfly 5 months ago
Evolution was created by an Intelligent Design.
U MAD BRO?
TheChampion613 5 months ago
If I had to name all the quotes that made me almost shit myself laughing i'd pretty much come up with the script haha.
sidelingscroll 5 months ago
Man, you really love taking the piss out of Kent Hovind, dont'cha? It's funny every time. :D
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@seanieb64 Why wouldn't he? We're talking about a man who shamelessly lied, gave red herrings, and declared even compromising christians that accepted evolution and whatnot blasphemers and heretics, and, when it came down to it, he said in court that he works for God, and therefore is above the law of paying Taxes.
BigLundi 5 months ago
@BigLundi Oh, yeah, he's a real piece of shit, and I think that it's funny to make fun of him. That's all I meant.
seanieb64 5 months ago
@seanieb64 Yeah. There's something about him that brings out the wicked side in me. Also, been meaning to write. I uploaded that iso I was talking about but haven't got around to making an announcement video yet. Will get in touch when I do so we can arrange setting up a torrent, if that's still OK with you.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
@TheLivingDinosaur Yeah, give me a hollar and I'll get that set up.
seanieb64 5 months ago
@seanieb64 Hovind is a one man target rich environment of his own making and is horrible with it, hence the natural desire for thinking people to tear him a few new ones and which The Living Dinosaur does masterfully
and so gives us such pleasure when he flexes his intellectual muscles.
Rockster969 5 months ago
@seanieb64 hoe in the world could he NOT kick the shit out of him? LOL. Man I love TLD!
BlameRepublicans 4 months ago
meant to say planet Pluto
philosophicalreason 5 months ago
@philosophicalreason Isn't the point of scientific study to define how our world really works with the application of serious evidentiary study, peer review and scrutinisation? Unlike a certain book (which TLD has kindly and repeatedly rebuked), scientific studies and theories undergo severe scrutiny in order to be considered truth, and sometimes these definitions are subject to change along with previous scientific evidence (as was the case with Pluto.)
TheRandomROFL 5 months ago
wrong if we can't then it is fact what does science consider irrefutable proof that what they show is fact and not theory?
philosophicalreason 5 months ago
@philosophicalreason Other scientists aren't TRYING to deliberately refute other scientific studies by looking over the evidence and pointing out anything that could be incorrect. It's making sure that these scientific studies can without a doubt stand up to the shit storm that is flung at them by close-minded idiots (see: PPSimmons). Just because Pluto was reclassified doesn't make any difference, it just means our perception of our galaxy and the defintions of what a planet is has changed :)
TheRandomROFL 5 months ago
I wanted to try and ask a question and make it short but unfortunately i am not able to so i want to apologize in advance for taking up a lot space on your channel.My question is,what is fact it seems science always calls things theories at one time the plant Pluto was considered fact and it was a planet now it isn't,is there scientist that try to disprove other scientist not that they are religious or something like that but more like ok this scientist says this so let us try to prove him/her
philosophicalreason 5 months ago
@philosophicalreason thats a clarification between terminology, whether pluto is a planet or planetoid.
In all science, literally every accepted "theory" is a fact.
If people still think, its only a theory and not a fact, then you can use that logic to say that Pythagorean theorum is not a fact, eventhough it works on all right triangles, you can also go to the extent to say that Area of a triangle = 1/2Sin(AB) is wrong, even though it is always right.
KyuubiNaruto1337XD 5 months ago
I think this is the best one yet. "Take a ticket and get to the back of the fucking line" - had me in stitches.
Skinna5 5 months ago
7:10 that's the gist of it right there. Evolution is the only game in town that explains the diversity of life we see today AND in the fossil record. End of story.
But is this the same LD as before? what happened to the deep voice LD?
TruthSurge 5 months ago
@TruthSurge That's what gets me. Their alternativeamounts toL "I can make up anything I like because no one can disprove it", which means that anyone can make up any old shit and hold it to be equally valid. Also, I screwed up when I saved the edited audio and used a much lower bit rate than normal. I think I lost some of the lower frequencies. Editing the voice-over usually takes 2-3 hours, and I just couldn't be arsed doing it again because it still sounded OK, so I stuck with what I had.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago 2
Watching this at 2am I laughed so hard I woke up my kids. Now to load up a Hovind video to put them back to sleep.
davidsfriend01 5 months ago 2
This one made me laugh so much I was in tears.. good one TLD!
It says in the bible that pride is a sin! (one of the 7 deadly sins I do believe) but PPSimmons could do with some as it will make him realise that repeating the same shit over and over again will make him look like a complete tool.. oh no. I forgot.. he needs to keep repeating the same shit over and over again otherwise his gullible punters will stop buying his DVDs and so wont be able to upgrade to a newer Mercedes.. silly me!!
uncleboring 5 months ago
Excellent!! A beautiful Deconstruction of the Religious Sophist.
I don't even know who Carl is, but he uses a familiar, Religionist Con Artistry.
Even though these people continue to "stick their fingers in their ears", I must say that every little bit counts.
MattSyTy 5 months ago
@MattSyTy ''I must say that every little bit counts.'' Eww! Did you meant to say that had sebum in their ears? :D
Juicexlx 5 months ago
There is but one thing that bothers me about your videos and it's that when you have images traversing the screen, they rotate from side to the other like shots from a Joel Schumacher film.
Just a small concern from a cinephile, since I have nothing to bitch about as far as the rest of the content of your videos goes.
MasterHandINC 5 months ago
17:56 very well said.
Keiranforreal 5 months ago
4:15 - Post-It Notes float by = My favorite part.
delataylor 5 months ago
I love that - "Is evolutionary science a settled scientific fact?" - hehe... NO! It's resettled and verified EVRY day! It also EVOLVES as new evidence leads to corrections, modifications and amplifications! I love your phraseology. Very eloquent pwnage :)
RyuDarragh 5 months ago
What an amazing anal reaming of a colossal liar that so desperately deserved it!
christo930 5 months ago
I was watching this video and enjoying it. Then I realized I've heard pretty much all of this ... repeatedly ... from you and many others. Do you ever get tired of rehashing the same stuff over and over for the benefit of those who stick their fingers in their ears?
luccaskunk 5 months ago
@luccaskunk I don't do it for the benefit of those who stick their fingers in their ears - I do it for the benefit of those who like to laugh at them. As for the same arguments, I agree, which is why I try to relieve the monotony by thinking up new and creative insults.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago 30
serial scholastic butt fucking. can someone say boarding school?
WillGo7 5 months ago
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An honest Theist does not and has never existed. The religious lie both intentionally and unintentionally. To lie to one self, is the foundation of blind faith. Faith is a cop-out. It is intellectual bankruptcy. If the only way they can accept an assertion is by faith, then they are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits.
scotttebben 5 months ago
Because evolution is a fact, it means there was no Adam and Eve. No Adam and Eve means there was no forbidden fruit. No forbidden fruit means there was no original sin. Since there was no original sin, there is no need for the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus. No Jesus no Christ. No Christ no dogma. No dogma no religion. No religion no Christianity. No shit!
scotttebben 5 months ago 45
@scotttebben Umm actually, Original Sin is a lie. Read the book, it's not in there, it is a fantasy made up by the Christians ( I know it all is but we'll just ignore that ;p) just like how people think the fruit of knowledge was an apple. In Hebrew apple and breast are similarly spelled. One does not even need to know about evolution to know that Christianity is built on a false belief.
shadywolf91 5 months ago
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@scotttebben very well written :)
managarm1349 4 months ago
Every time an HH video is viewed a croco-duck loses it's wings :)
gshefer11 5 months ago
According to the creationists...we think life came from non-living matter/ nothing.
but...If I'm correct here...They think (Some of them at least) that we're made from dirt and a rib...that an invisible all knowing being made out of nothing...
By their logic...they only added a couple more steps.
KittenKitoko 5 months ago 3
Love when creationist ludicrousness is slaughtered... video made my day
SmokdOut70True 5 months ago
Christians who accept the fact of evolution presumably believe that Carl's "magic man in the mud" is, in fact, Yahweh. In the unlikely event that this is true then Yahweh must be just as pissed off at Carl's dishonesty as we are.
thebitsinlittlepots 5 months ago
12:40. the turtle is awesome
skaribou 5 months ago
Evolution isn't a fact, it is a theory in the scientific sense and I personally think changing wording to accommodate people who wouldn't accept it under any circumstances unless they could find it in the bible(which I think they will eventually do) is a waste of time. Facts are a dime a dozen while brilliant theories like evolution are a once in a millennium event.
christo930 5 months ago
@christo930 Evolution, as the process, is a fact. There is just a scientific theory of the same name to explain how it works.
Helge129 5 months ago
@Helge129 I get that, I just get sick and tired of having to change wording around to accommodate the dullards that don't even have enough intellectual curiosity to look up what the word means.Even if they did, they would still deny it,so there is no use playing word games with them. Thanks..
christo930 5 months ago
That was massively satisfying! PPSimmons&bunch are common peddling tools and their repetitive, but feeble attempts at selling intelligent design as science or as philosophy can't and won't work!
Juicexlx 5 months ago
in Genesis man was made by god out of clay, and clay is basically mud!
LMAO!!! Magic man in the mud? oh the IRONY!! this must be one of the worst case of psychological projection cases found in creatards!
emancoy 5 months ago
Great, but a tad bit wordy
splibb 5 months ago
If they have to lie to promote their religion, then their religion is a lie on the first place.
ZZzzzzzWhat 5 months ago
Wait, what am I talking about? You've never disappointed me.
ChurchofScientology5 5 months ago
Nice... but I don't have 20 minutes
demonorse 5 months ago
And once again, you cease to disappoint.
ChurchofScientology5 5 months ago
I was in stitches the whole way through the vid, absolutely hilarious and factually correct, just awesome! :)
AussieNaturalist 5 months ago
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. ~ Oscar Wilde
duffry 5 months ago
The only thing I could imagine more satisfying than this would be someone stuffing a funnel into these creatard twit's mouths and then a soup line of people forming to urinate and deficate into that funnel.
elbowbiter1 5 months ago
Oh, Thank you for these videos! They can't take the truth! lawl
sowcratees 5 months ago
When I see/hear people making daft ignorant and just plain false statements on evolution I've had to resort to simply telling them to pick up any legitimate textbook, or go on any actual science website. Because to make such stupid claims they can't actually understand it, when they actually know what they're talking about then we can talk. They never bother.
TheMundaneMadcap 5 months ago
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nitro240cdw 5 months ago
//magic man in the mud//
... really... REALLY!? how can he not see the irony in saying this!? fucking HOW!?
demondim5 5 months ago
Great, wonderful, awsome video (as you always do) with an added personal delight. Felix Mendelssohn, Violin Concerto in E minor, Op. 64. Fucking love that shit man always have :D
TheAnimeAtheist 5 months ago
Masterfully mocking morons.
77Totems 5 months ago
Absolutely f)/&king wonderful!! Sheer
Mastery.
noonespecia2007 5 months ago
i think you owned him more and harder in that video than i ever will to anyone in my entire life thank you for driving me to learn more and always attempt to improve my logic
erik9182 5 months ago
One of your funniest and most brutal ones yet. Bravo!
TheMidnighttea 5 months ago
I really liked Ray Comforts guest appearance. :)
lizzand 5 months ago
Another masterpiece, Maestro. Bravo.
MolotoveCocktease 5 months ago
Why is it a point of contention that life came from nothing? This is exactly what theists believe.
All theists believe that life came from nothing.
Atheists believe that life arose out of natural conditions through natural processes.
wwickeddogg 5 months ago
I cant concentrate with all the T&A XD
DeadManTalkingLD 5 months ago
Jesus that guy is a shmuck. Life is composed entirely from non-life. Carbon atoms don't gain any new characteristics because they are part of the macro construction of this guys turd-dropper (mouth). He is a living thing composed of uncountable units of non-living matter. Life must arise from non-living material because there are no "living" atoms. To equate abiogenisis to spontaneous generation is so mind-bogglingly fucktarded I feel like I've been mind-raped just for having been exposed to it.
TheCelticChimp 5 months ago
@TheCelticChimp If abiogenesis were proven how would that disprove god. Couldn't the theists simply argue that god was stepping in each time to endow the resulting creature with "life"?
wwickeddogg 5 months ago
@wwickeddogg
They could and I have no doubt whatever that they would. Religions have always ignored or attempted to incorporate science when it has shown their myths to be just that. Like the Catholic church's acceptence of evolution. Too much evidence to keep denying it so instead "Ok, so maybe we did evolve but that's ok... God did it!".
TheCelticChimp 5 months ago
@TheCelticChimp But why don't they just do it right away instead of fighting it for so long?
wwickeddogg 5 months ago
@wwickeddogg
Religions generally don't give ground until they absolutely have to. Even then it can take oh say a thousand years or so for them to catch up :)
The catholic church issued a statement in 1992 expressing regret over how Galileo (died 1642) had been treated! I suppose 350 years after his death aint too bad :)
TheCelticChimp 5 months ago
@TheCelticChimp That's the part that really puzzles me, wouldn't they be better off just accepting things and saying that if that is how it happens, then that is how god made it happen, then there would never be any opportunity to dispute them.
wwickeddogg 5 months ago
@wwickeddogg
It's usually not so easy if you have been busy for centuries establishing a particular dogma. It normally takes a general change in the public knowledge or in the zeitgeist of a particular age to change canon. The anti-gay position of most churches for instance won't be able to survive for very much longer. More and more young people take sexual orientation differences in stride and see bigotry for what it is. It will eventually go the way of stoning adulterers.
TheCelticChimp 5 months ago
@wwickeddogg
In fact, that religions do cast of these obviously immoral ideas is the both an excellent argument for morality sourcing outside of holy books and a great reassurance that most religious people are good people first and religious followers second. Some unfortunately are the other way around but I think (hope) that most are not.
TheCelticChimp 5 months ago
This has got to be the most righteous emotional abuse on the web!
Braxtonmccoy 5 months ago
@5:30 Now THERE's an argument I'd follow anywhere! Where DO you find these?
endergt 5 months ago
Shortly after 9:36 you speak of 'true' science.Just out of curiosity, what would you consider true science to be. Especially in astronomy, people have been building mathematical models based on countless of observations which where made in civilizations as early as the babylonian civilization. Some of these models where already remarkebly powerful in antiquity though virtually all of them are considered wrong today. That sounds scientific to me.
Evilanious 5 months ago
As always a marvelous retort. Your use of the phrase wobbly gobberlies will give me something to chuckle over for the rest of today. --- hey anyway we can get to know the man behind the videos? Perhaps a short blurb on your favorite books, tv, your personality, SES up bringing, IQ, interests outside of science, habits, satisfying events, personal history, etc. You have a fan base now; please consider feeding the animals a bit of yourself.
Naieblis 5 months ago
@Naieblis Thanks for the compliments - that's very kind of you. As for the questions, while I appreciate your curiosity, it'd feel a little conceited to me to make something like that. Rather than just put something like that out, maybe I'll do a milestone video sometime in the future are see if there are enough questions to do a follow-up Q&A. Anyway, thanks for your support.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
Fantastic installment as usual, TLD.
G0lfYankee 5 months ago
An excellent video. And a long one too, must've been painful to edit :S
I feel Carl Gallups is merely being "politically correct" when he ADMITTED there were some "facts" in line with Evolution. The only response I could find (and did provide) was that it was a good joke from his part.
I think you also should've talked about the confusion between chemosynthesis/abiogenesis that is common to PPSIMMONS
7:24 is evidence that you are a pawn in the great french conspiracy of world domination :]
lapkine77 5 months ago
Another epic ass kicking, you rock sir
vampswagen 5 months ago
Another stupendous arse whipping for the creationist, arse clowns:)
Every time after watching your videos I spend days trying to understand the complex terminologies but great fun :)
reprimand33 5 months ago
@LoopQuantumGravity10 QED. My sentiments to a tee.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
13mins - Carl did a bait and switch. He talked about spontaneous generation of life, and then switched it to say that "life does not come from non life."
I just can't understand why someone would present a deliberately dishonest argument, why would anyone ever lie in order to convince someone something is true?
TheRationalizer 5 months ago
@TheRationalizer Because possession of the mere belief itself is more important than its truth content. Oh, and to try to make a fast buck or two.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
I've seen this with Muslims too. I called into an Islamic TV station and started to pretend that Pascal's Wager had blown my mind. They sat there nodding and saying "absolutely."
I am certain these guys know why Pascal's Wager is bollocks, but as long as it led me to the conclusion they desired they didn't give a shit.
Well, they didn't until I then reversed Pascal's Wager and used it to tell their viewers why they should not send them any money. Glad I recorded it, it was great fun :)
TheRationalizer 5 months ago
@TheRationalizer I watched that. The only thing funnier was the hoops they made you jump through to get them to believe it wasn't you just to get on.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
@TheLivingDinosaur
They talked about me on their show for a couple of weeks. I missed the next week but they wrote to me to tell me someone had phoned in. I watched the week after and they were talking about me, claiming that I "misrepresented" Yusuf's statements and invited me to phone in, but I didn't bother.
I haven't watched since, but one of the directors of their charity iERA was trolling me a lot on facebook afterwards :)
TheRationalizer 5 months ago
I just want to point something out.
YouTube only says "Comment removed" if the author of the comment removes it. When the video owner removes the comment it leaves no trace.
So it looks like these people were removing their own comments.
TheRationalizer 5 months ago
@TheRationalizer Hmm, you make a good point. I was watching the page with auto update on though, and they really did start popping off as I described. Perhaps that's what happens with auto update and that if you were to refresh the page then you'd see no trace? In any case, I couldn't find out because just after I saved the bugger the whole page went blank and when I refreshed it just said that comments had been disabled. The way it played out strongly suggested PP was responsible.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
Aha - PPSimmons blocked me too. You can't do anything but agree with them like a slobbering fool on their comments pages or they ban you. I merely noted that God's morality appeared to be different than the rules he'd given us to live by.
Carl Gallups and his buddies had a book burning video on their page a few weeks back. They're nothing but a bunch of Bronze Age savages.
It's high time we force religions to abide by the same rules in advertising that corporations must follow.
ChipArgyle 5 months ago
Brilliant video sir. And, may I add that your selection of photos of feminine buttocks is truly impressive. I can only imagine the amount of time you must put in to finding the appropriate visual for your videos. For such hard and diligent work, I say Job Well Done Sir!!
tcsam9202 5 months ago
Eww at the faces of Lush Rimjob and Glenn Blech.
But this is a first, PPS actually mentioned the theory of abiogenesis? Creatards usually dishonestly conflate abiogenesis and evolution. New for PPS, but just as dishonest.
DrownedInExile 5 months ago
Watching this after a long day was so satisfying! I'm not sure which I look forward to more when HHs pop up in my subscription box, the pwnage or all the lovely lady body bits you tend to generously disperse through them ;-)
Tioliah 5 months ago
God I love wubbly Jubblies !
TheMalcore 5 months ago
@LoopQuantumGravity10 P.S Read the uploader comments. That's where he says it.
KittenKitoko 5 months ago
@LoopQuantumGravity10 TLD was talking about how he worried that him saying "Celestial Butt buddies" would make people think he was homophobic. I was saying if someone takes that joke as an offense to them and not to PPsimmons then the rest of the video is going to be a jumbled mess as well.
KittenKitoko 5 months ago
you enter into the realms of speculation here LD....
what makes you so sure Kents butt is closed tightly at shower time??
:)
scottpastry 5 months ago
@scottpastry I have to admit that you make a good point there.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
Great video. Really like the new intro graphics and effects..
HoustonAtheist 5 months ago
A nose for bullshit and an eye for fine boobs, eh Dinosaur?
weirddudeonice 5 months ago
@weirddudeonice Well, I thought the latter went without saying, so I didn't bother mentioning it. ;-)
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
I love the videos, but could you make the video you are responding to bigger? or not block it with pictures at least? I just want to make sure i know what you are talking about and all. Other than that the vids are great
FirstTimeViewers 5 months ago
@FirstTimeViewers He links you to the video he's addressing. If you really want to know what he's talking about and need to see the other guy's video, just go and watch it and then come back here.
genobahamut1337 5 months ago
Over 20 minutes and still concise, amazing. I can't even get through an entire PPSimmons video. Thank you for all the work you put into these videos.
a11m0n 5 months ago
I know many had said this already, but I need to repeat it so you never forget: Everytime I opened my subs and see one of your HH videos in the list, I get that feeling that the day is going to end great. Since today is my birthday, now I know you did it as a gift to make my day wholesome. (don't say shit TLD, don't spoil it for me... is my birthday ok?)
jolulipa 5 months ago
@jolulipa Happy Birthday!
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
Ah; another 20 minutes of the pleasure of wacthing that scum-fuck ppsimmons get ripped a new one.
Heres an interesting thing that happened; after a discussion about Religion, one of my theist friends (after a rant about what Jesus has done for her) advised me to "give up this athiest crap!"
After that, the irony overwhelmed me and I walked away..........before words came out no person should ever hear.
MatawanBullShark 5 months ago
@MatawanBullShark That's funny. And yet also strangely sad.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago 4
@MatawanBullShark ""(after a rant about what Jesus has done for her ""
Did you ask her how she knows it was jesus, and how she dicerns that from coincidence ?
podoau 5 months ago
@MatawanBullShark Should have told her it's pronounced hey-zoos and that you can directly connect any good thing in her life to the mistreatment of poor people in the third world. It's a fun mental exercise and made even more fun because people in the third world exist.
ratholin 5 months ago
Amazing videos! I love this series...
When thinking about the "Problem of Evil," I came to an interesting conclusion about its implications. I would love for my peers to comment on my thoughts, and thank you in advance.
modernorthodoxatheist.blogspot.com/
podoc16 5 months ago
Love the H.P. Lovecaft nod you made. Love the video.
whistlingdust 5 months ago
@whistlingdust Always been partial to a little HP. ;-)
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
@TheLivingDinosaur How about Algernon Blackwood?
asajdera3 5 months ago
@asajdera3 Nope. Can't say I've ever read anything of his. Any good?
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago
@TheLivingDinosaur Really good, comparable to Lovecraft. Check out a short story called "The Willows".
asajdera3 5 months ago
That parrot at the beginning of your videos always reminds me of Arafat... ^.^
Velvetroomdj 5 months ago
Wow, just wow! Great job.
mccabe1958 5 months ago
Celestial Butt Buddy? BRILLIANT!
LucasI3434 5 months ago
@LucasI3434 I had to think about using that in case someone thought I was being homophobic. In the end decided to use it because I was sure it would particularly grate with these kind of bigots. Glad to hear that that doesn't seem to be the case.
TheLivingDinosaur 5 months ago 4
@TheLivingDinosaur Whoever would think that saying that is homophobic would be ridiculous in speaking said thought. If you take the claim as an attack on Homosexuals rather than who it's actually meant for then the rest of this video should make as much sense as a money banging on a chalkboard with an orange.
KittenKitoko 5 months ago
@TheLivingDinosaur Well, with every other conservative and/or megachurch leader getting humiliatingly outed these days, it's only appropriate. Nothing like the salt of Hypocrisy to make those wounds sting.
Maphysto 5 months ago
How are all your videos so fucking awesome?
DestroyDogma 5 months ago 3