The Best Of Alcoholic Spiderman: Volume 1

[gomtwo]

i love spiderman

[GrandTheftAuto974]

lol the mouth wash thing should be a commercial lol you guys deserve a show in tv

[daretobestupidshow]

@GrandTheftAuto974 We have been on TV in canada.

[GrandTheftAuto974]

@daretobestupidshow lol really?

[daretobestupidshow]

@GrandTheftAuto974 Yes really.

[daretobestupidshow]

@GrandTheftAuto974 and guess what...the mouthwash thing was a national commercial in canada.

[GrandTheftAuto974]

@daretobestupidshow lol lol lol lol lol

[bwinz02]

1:20 Who is that supposed to be?

[LaraCroftfan55]

peter griffin in spider man costume XD

[HeeeresJohney]

wait you mean Cory Mr.Safty from SMPfilms?



[HeadmasterPrime5]

Baby gonna f*** you up.

[MrReinn]

wtf



[OreoSmurfProductions]

I like how alcoholic spider man doesn't care for Gandolf 's mower. xD

[TheSarah1011]

Suitcase turtle! :D

[jeremycrespin]

are u guys from canada

[1pokemonrhythm]

@jeremycrespin Yes they r

[dumpedcorolla]

even if you puke your breath is still minty fresh lol 6:20

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

Ron Paul for President in 2012

[daretobestupidguy]

Baby gunna fuck u up

[blake108528]

CHUG CHUG CHUG -THROWS UP-

[jaydeskins]

TOPANGA!!!

[jaydeskins]

TOPANGA!!

[daretobestupidshow]

@son8of8vazkor I 'd tap that

[SailorSexyDork]

@daretobestupidshow shame on u liking blondes  pfftt

[vacek001]

Ja pier.dole!

[Dan79382]

This guy is realy drunk

[TheZombyGrl]

You are GOD!!!!!!!!!

[maskedPerson11]

haha omgg the ending--Baby:Baby pass!-Wierd Dude:Baby will not pass!-Baby:Baby will pass!-Wierd Dude:Baby shall not pass!-Baby: .......Baby's gonna fuck you up. haha omgg i LOVE this video. ur freakinn hilarious! :]]

[BeGoneBush]

Stop & Shop cola goes great with vodka!

[PerpetualSoundable]

LOL at the end!!!! love ur vids

[thugn1f1cent]

u shall not grass! spidy: yah w/e

[alex9292007]

do you call chemical/posion control after the video because all mouthwash products say "if swallowed call the chemical/posion control" do you?

[russyification]

Love this man, you remind me of a young Tom Green..back when he was funny :)

[daretobestupidshow]

@russyification funny you mention that....I was a deputy member of his site and I cosnsider him a mentor

[russyification]

@daretobestupidshow you can really tell, it comes through quite clear, i love it though, hes a great man. i love the whole gag with the suitcase turtle, how did you come up with that..just spur of the moment? also do you read the control alt del comic strips? lol

[07furry70]

@daretobestupidshow is he ok after drinking that mouth wash

[GrandTheftAuto974]

@daretobestupidshow lol how much mouthwash did alcoholic spiderman drink lol i bet his teeth are more shiny than me

[Browseerr]

03:36 : Is this Mr.Safety? : Yes. : I NEEET UR HELP!

[darkfather00]

wtf ?

[shrekfan11]

how could a baby possibly even f up that guard of the lawn?

[TheZombyGrl]

to show us just how attractive you are..... you vomit XD nasty

[biggstheclown]

it would be much funnier if he left his mask on when he vomited

[Baydz1]

FUCK YOU NICOLE YOU LOOK 50 LOL

[AtScrysTV2]

wah? nicole practices safe sex ;)

[AtScrysTV2]

Why didnt you actually just let them hit you? just wandering =S i would have let that kid beat the livin hell out of me xD i would have paid him to xD

[Rotneybot]

Imma Suitcase Turtle! ROFL!

[michael1970sherman]

Your breath is still menty fresh. HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

[tjugofyratum]

HAHA LISTERIN!

[chubowks1]

I kno i did the lines rong in the first comment becuz I have a iPod and u can't see the video and the comments at the same time :(

[chubowks1]

Baby pass

Baby shall not pass

Baby pass!!

Baby shall not pass

Baby gonna f*ck u

[L4veyan]

"What do I do Mr. Safety?"

"Drink more"

that cracked me up

[AntikristHelling]

This is awesome! Take spiderman and do a little twist of you own imagination and there it is:) LOVE IT

[wcmaster776]

IM SUBBING THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!

[wcmaster776]

people who h8 this are non alcoholic batmans!

[Camranwtf]

Haha, that end bit where he's sweeping that dude out of his garage is fuckin funny as shit.

[fIofne]

i drank mouthwash once it gave me rash on my arms then i feel asleep

[DiaryOfJane100]

whats up with the dude just raomly beating the crap outta ya

[ksps2master1]

this the most funnyest and what the hell is up with u climing the tree and there can only one joke that is f ing FUNNY! and the nicole jokes. these video rocks i coudnt stop laphing

[L4veyan]

Yea you heard him, F*** you Nicole!

[DEVENCANODJ]

I Don't Have Herpes....Anymore

[lilmxchick22]

haha,, Baby gonna F*CK you upp.

[Xxmanhunt1Xx]

this is so funny look at the little girls face

[blueprophet9]

Wasn't funny till that 'suitcase turtle' popped in...I was rolling for a minute ahahahaha!

[crazyforlego]

CANADA BEER AT 5:07!!!!!!!!!!!

[sydravin]

dude reminds me of X the eliminator lolol

[daretobestupidshow]

@begprzerozero Tell me,do proud christians as you claim to be on your profile post comments like these or are you a hypocrite as I assume.

[ProfessorEggflesh]

@daretobestupidshow - I know, right? First of all "fake and gay" is a popular comment usually left by bratty 12-year olds, and I've encountered the most foul "Christians" on YouTube.

[daretobestupidshow]

@ProfessorEggflesh says alot doesnt it.

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

@daretobestupidshow I fucking hate rwj let alone he admitted that fake and gay joke is shit.

[benhimfan]

this is hilarious!!!!! 

[Naruto2009ist]

baby pass,baby will not pass,baby will pass, you shoul not passs bang,baby gonna

fuck you up

[WhiteOrchidLove]

lol

[nrage40]

Does booze dull your spider senses? Do they no longer tingle when your drunk?

[MVPallMYlife89]

fake and gay

[daretobestupidshow]

@MVPallMYlife89 I agree RayWilliamJohnson and his fans are fake and gay. Only homos would post the same thing over and over and think it was still funny.

[ProfessorEggflesh]

@MVPallMYlife89 - If you're really 21 that's a shame. It's usually bratty 12-year olds who overuse that comment. I assume you were home schooled by an alcoholic mother, and you're a victim of arrested development that began at age 7 or 8.

[kamatemateLIVE]

ha ha

[drmage33]

i wonder if he really was drunk lol

[spongebobpivotpants0]

hahaha

[urubu047]

aff  :x

[superprincespeachy10]

Baby gonna F*ck you up

[mrfun4]

Suitcase turtle haha!!!

[weirdalishot]

so funny!!! rofll!

[TheMovieMaan]

is it just me or does this guy remind you of Jack Black?

[96luigi96]

He reminds me of Jack Black too, lolz, I thought I was the only one!

[lortepikfis]

he does

[theLastFlowerChild]

lol I MUST DRINK THE MOUTHWASH!!!

[horsefeathers87]

lol alcholic spider man cant hold his drink

[sumfattytuna]

lol fuckin safety locks

[VernnMiller]

I`m eating a burger oof the floor and I`m drunk... damn my monitor is soaked in soda now :))

[nicehax]

Suitcase turtle AHHAHAHA!

[airsoftmaster51]

your my hero lol

[Starjetgex]

lol Funny shit, but Italian Spiderman is ze best!!!

[dcolemanh]

I have a solution for The Best Of Alcoholic Spiderman: Volume 3.

I was thinking that freddy krueger can geuss star in T.B.O.A.S volume 3.

[dillweed1992]

jack black and tom green put together

[daretobestupidshow]

I would say thats pretty accurate

[dillweed1992]

im glad you seen this comment, all the time when i write somthing noone replys back. So thanx

[rockmandude4]

what did he say at 4:53?

[oOoOtoxicOoOo]

Support Telus workers.. Which is a telocommunication company up in The Great White North of Canada.

[rockmandude4]

FIGHT THE POWER! alchoholic spiderman ROCKS

[lechestrike]

lol

[therealyugimoto]

Baby: will pass!

no

baby gonna *fuccking you up*

[jerkshop]

this is hilarious! love it especially the speed date stuff and the hug thing`

[mdawg20]

mmm minty fresh vomit

[chanaman12345]

Part i liked was the speed dating thing..hahahhahaha

[fattonys123]

do u get dunk on that shit cheap

[daretobestupidshow]

do you get drunk and post comments?

[vivadeisaso101]

heh... hehe

[TheXenoQueen]

1:01 to 1:11 u kinda sounded like freddy

[brian8364]

stupid video cool!!

[freddykruegerrocks13]

6:05 yes SO attractive!!!

[itsDIM]

this is literally the latest greatest thing i've seen this week.

[mainmainia]

I dont have herpes! Anymore! lol

[gigahead]

IM A SUITCASE TURTLE lmao genious!!!

[duskultrin]

hahahaha getting drunk off of mouthwash is so cool lol drunk spiderman is awsome

[jamieal1]

SO FUCKIN FUNNY "baby gonna fuck you up" OMG SO FUNNY lol

[reddestror]

it was on one u said she looks 50 but she looks like she is 90 not 50

[hotapplestud]

baby going to pass baby going to pass baby going to fuck u up lol nice job 5 stars and subscribe to your channel

[multiupload]

I ROFLED TILL I DIED.

[MattWardDrawttam]

and then your soul came back and commented? that is epic....

[deprez2000]

R.I.P multiupload!!

[DavyJones1120]

Lol Scope XD i thaught it was bleach for a second i was like noooooooo he isnnnnnt

[Stopthecrash]

hey D2BSS, Good videos you have up but i dont know why but the alcoholic spiderman isn't as funny as the other stuff you have up here... anyway your vids are good and keep up the amazing and funny talent!

~ Stopthecrash

[coul666]

zxuz pendejadaz

[LyTheGreat]

A work of art, EXCELLENT. 100/100

[daretobestupidshow]

sweet.

[Rockin0Pain62151431]

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[joemamma4696]

This shit is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daretobestupidshow]

Thanks.

[nicksoccerstar9]

fucking funny shit

[daretobestupidshow]

Thanks.

[alwaysrockon666]

sounds like jack black

[daretobestupidshow]

Not the first time thats been said about alcoholic spiderman..hmmm

[horrormoviefan1000]

funny video, i bet the 1:17 "there can be only one" is a parody of a skit on robot chicken

[CanadianWithGlasses]

actully its a play off the movie Highlander if i remeber correctly

[horrormoviefan1000]

yeah, the robot chicken skit's a lindsey lohan and sean connery parody of higlander

[jdubzb]

baby gonna f**k you up

[JoshuaOndo]

fucking great! lol i for sure LOLed many many many times! I wanna see more shots of mouthwash/more things in public to see people's reactions! GREAT!!! 5 stars!!!

[daretobestupidshow]

The new spidey videos will be based a lot in public as he will be a real life superhero.

[russianvid99]

1 Learn to use o's and not 0's.

[DarkHeartlessWolf]

1. copy and paste

2. send this to 2 other videos.

3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

4. press refresh twice

3. LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUND

[WerdnaFaz]

Damn that was nasty but i loved it lol when he chundered hahahaha

[XXXsmoker]

what song is used at 0:09

[daretobestupidshow]

Its called quirkyjerk and check out the vids description because that says where I get the music for my videos.

[ccman11]

you should make a video where you drink mouthwash but find out its kool aid

[horrorchick3]

hah nice. these are always awesome! : D

[sinceeee]

Take this Avice:

1. put your finger on your nose

2. hold your breath for 5 seconds

3. say the name of your love

4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday

5. you will have the best day tomorrow

6. if you don't copy and paste to 2 other videos you will have bad luck and die in 2 day

[moonfire41]

In your next video you should get so drunk on Scope you have to go to the hospital to have your stomach pumped, lol!

[daretobestupidshow]

Its on the to do list.

[Justinmazing]

Alcoholic Spiderman is my favorite. Mmask if u read this I gay luv you!

U and Battim are my 2 favorite super youtubers and I'm yr biggest fanboy. Alcoholic Spiderman forever!

[daretobestupidshow]

Battim....ha....hes a political pundit now and not a superhero.

Alcoholic Spiderman is the only Yt superhero to survive after the Youtueb Partner program was created.

[tehcomittee]

you look better in the black stuff :P i like the baby part best... and the... wizard dude... pretty pimp

[daretobestupidshow]

shiny lesbian alligator

[XxTokioxHotelxBillxX]

lol this video made me laugh sooo hard it was funny when u climb the tree then fell!!!

hahahhaha!XD

[daretobestupidshow]

I hit my head/.....YAY!!!

[scotty4moore]

i think it be funny

[scotty4moore]

you shuld mak a picure wit alcoholic spiderman with the suitcase on and it says suitcase turtle ownzz lol lol

[daretobestupidshow]

I guess I can do that.

[GayGoblin2]

the best of alcholic spiderman was pretty good, the goblin now wants to see the sexiest of alcholic spiderman that wold be the best :)

[daretobestupidshow]

No, no it would not Goblin & you are back huh.....we missed you...not

[GayGoblin2]

you dont like me anymore your mean to the GAY GOBLIN

[daretobestupidshow]

Alcoholic Spiderman will be more than mean to you if you ever resurface again.

[katmeow25]

Niiiiiice

[daretobestupidshow]

Holy crap Jen its been a long time. I should have you appear in a spidey video.

[katmeow25]

I have gone insane. The will not let me out of the mental ward!

[daretobestupidshow]

Is that what they call Stickam nowadays?

[as21194]

Funny stuff Danny. 5 stars.

[daretobestupidshow]

woo hoo stars

[noangel1987]

LMAO, especially at the end and at "I can do cartwheels now"

[daretobestupidshow]

Spideys landing was painful.

[BDuKe4]

funniest random shit ever....lmfao!

[daretobestupidshow]

It doesnt get any more random then with alcoholic spiderman.

[WeirdCandycain]

hey man, remember moi? Nice video, brought back tons of memories.

[daretobestupidshow]

Of course I remember and new memories will be made in future spidey vids.

[timm19752000]

lol awesome. i laughed my ass off

[daretobestupidshow]

sweet.