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  • Duke basketball and Mike Krzyzewski...doing everything humanly possible to attempt to keep white guys relevant in basketball since 1980.

  • Haters

  • As a Carolina supporter, I am surprised you were able to put together a cohesive sentence. The falling goats were funny, though.

  • Greg Paulus = EPIC FAIL......How did those nets tatste Paulus? LOL....flopper....

  • wow, you must have a pretty boring life to put this nice little video together. three letters N-I-T

  • It's whatever. dook has some goats, UNC has the G.O.A.T.

  • fortunately, our team, the Heels, never flop and have never had any players that did flop. ;)

    Oh, wait, Lebo, Carter, Felton, and May did.

    All teams do it, get over it.

  • @JWilsonRoberts Dook does it WAY more than other teams. Teaches these tactics along with moving screens, pushing off, etc. They sell it so well it is hard to say if the refs are biased, or blind to it. Either way it's bad for the sport.

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  • Hey Greg How did dem nutz taste? The right touch of chocolate with just a pinch of salt.

  • @xIIBLUEIIx And frumunda cheese!

  • @xIIBLUEIIx Speaking of nuts.....Danny Green's dad has had a pair in his mouth before....back in his prison days.

  • @JWilsonRoberts Wow, taking cheap shots at players' unfortunate family situations are we now? That's real classy guy! How about we stay on the subject of UNC and Duke champ, cause I can assure you that Danny Green wasn't thinking about his dad while he was getting blown-off by Paulus on national television. ;)

  • @xIIBLUEIIx Ah, but whose balls was Danny's daddy thinking about??????

  • @JWilsonRoberts Lmao, he was probably thinking "At least I'm not Gregg Paulus!".

    Paulus {:D<=8 Green

  • @xIIBLUEIIx Danny's dad {:D<=8 Some random prison thug

  • @JWilsonRoberts Wow, how original! Typical Dook fan to lack creativity, but when you pull for a team that does nothing but shoot 3's and flop I guess creativity is asking a lot!

  • @xIIBLUEIIx Speaking of creativity.....how creative is it to make fun of a 6'1" guy being dunked on by a 6'6" guy? Not very. Ah, typical for a UNC twerp, upset about not geting into Duke to begin with and then, entertain the idea of having some thug's balls in his mouth...........like Danny's daddy. Instead of counting sheep, Danny's daddy counts nutsacks......as do most UNC boys.

  • @JWilsonRoberts Did you ever think that maybe that 6'1 guy was a dumbass to begin with for even standing in front of a 6'6 guy who's about to dunk? I would be upset about not getting into Duke had I given 2 shits about wanting to go to Duke. Ah, typical self-centered Dookie who never went to Dook yet he harps over them as if they actually give a damn about a wannabe flunky who never had a chance of getting in. I'm a "UNC Twerp" and proud of it.

  • @JWilsonRoberts Oh and we have video evidence of Paulus getting nutbagged! Where is you evidence of Danny's dad??? Yeah come talk to me when you dig that up. Danny Green's dad was probably the hardest motherfucker in the yard for all you know.

  • @xIIBLUEIIx Danny's Dad {:D<=8 Some random prison thug.

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  • @JWilsonRoberts Lol,let it go man! Maybe you can get in your little time machine, go back in time and push Paulus out the way of his imminent facial but until you do that Greg Paulus WAS and FOREVER WILL BE... TEABAGGED!!! There's not enough "Danny Green's Daddy" jokes in the world to change that fact but if it helps you sleep at night go right ahead buddy.

  • People HATE DUKE because they are a bunch of spoiled bitch rich kids! The NCAA and REFS baby them in a pathetically biased way! They are a dirty bunch of cocksuckers, taking the legs out of driving opponents! They flop like the little bitches they are and the duke sucking refs call charges! Coach K is an over rated crybaby! 12 all americans on his team every year. . he gets out coached on a regular basis! Few duke players make it in the NBA without their special NCAA treatment from refs!

  • does unc even have a basketball team this year???

  • lol unc

  • "half these examples were charges"...............please suggest one that was a charge. Just one, please.

  • @TheJphipps83 This is a joke right? It has to be.

  • Coach K had his picture taken a lot tonight, on December 29th, the day he passed Dean Smith on the most wins. He enjoyed having his picture taken because he got to repeatedly say his favorite, not to mention food - CHEESE!!!!

  • damn i came here thinking it meant greatest of all time players lol

    i failed

  • Duke = 2010 National Champs (and probably 2011 National Champs).

    Deal with it cry baby.

  • @Fainmaster you'd think Krysshuwenuhhccc, or what ever you call that rat, would be broke after paying off so many refs

  • @thedynamite85 Only fools that know nothing about basketball blame games, let alone National Championships on refs. If that is the best you can do then you need to try harder or give up on the excuses.

  • @Fainmaster Actually the National Championship game was a good game, one of the few Duke games that nobody could really bitch about. The regular season is what I'm talking about! It's just amazing how many calls go Dukes way. BTW I'm NOT a UNC or Maryland fan. It's pretty obvious that something is going on when you watch a Duke game. Bunch of flopping, dirty, cheating white boys... enough said. That's all the basketball IQ I need.

  • @thedynamite85 Actually in the title game against Butler ZOUBAK committed what should have been his 5th foul 3 TIMES in the last 90 seconds! ALL obvious blatant fouls that were never called. Not to mention the 5 that were not called against him in the first half. SIngle pushed Haywood in the back in the last minute as well. . the refs. . once again. . handed puke the title after the selection comittee gave them the easiest regional in history! DUKE SUCKS DRIED CUM OFF A QUEERS DICK!

  • @Fainmaster uhm no u pussy ass cock suckking bitch duke is not going to win they are gonna pull their same bullshit that they always do flopping and trying to suck our players dicks

  • well we did gang bang roy williams slut of a wife

  • @anonomyousabortion hey thats between you & roy dude, not me lol. I have mine, sorry you have to rape other peoples wife to get off on it.. Typical dookie, wasn't your lacrosse RAPE scandal enough for you guys. You just can't seem to get enough LMAO. I love when you dookies admit your RAPIST, the news never lies..

  • LMFAO, NOTHING LIKE SOME TARHEEL CREAM IN A DOOKIE MOUTH..

  • @heetki I like how you guys are sterile anyways

  • @anonomyousabortion Cry me a river kido, cry me a chorus, cry me another song, make my heart tingle.. UNC BABY!!!!

  • @heetki haha you still didn't defend the fact you can't produce sperm

  • @anonomyousabortion theres nothing to defend, unless you male goats get preggy too.LMFAO..

  • @heetki ah yes but you forget your mascot is a ram ....soooo if anyone was actually more of a goat here it be you guys. ; )

  • @anonomyousabortion we don't fall over without being touched. They are teaching us how to fall over.. They get an A+ for that..

  • national champs bitches

  • perfect example fof sour grapes.....Flop these knutz on your chin when DUKE cuts down the nets in a few hours bitchez. UNC couldn't even win the NIT? DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! How fall the by blues have fallenthis year...better luck next year kidz. Oh and by the way...We love giving the country a reason to hate us....Maybe ya'll should consider having two girls teams next year. LOL

  • dont ya just love how these teal wearing ass fans are the sorest losers & simultaneously the biggests gloaters known to man when things are good fact is you went from champs to chumps in half a year and its all excuses &amnesia fact is looks like there might be a lil lack of continuity team of the decade my ass good luck next year heels maybe a new batch of freshman really will be your saviour!!! ; D

  • i admit some of these were ridicolous flops but there were a few that they took a hard hit .......hows that N.I.T. treatin you

  • HELL YEAH, Most bad ass video ever. Fuck duke and fuck you if you like duke

  • @unc1901 FUCK YEAH!

  • nit, nit , nit , hahahahahahahhah

  • funny video... what is UNC seeded this year in the tourney??? not even an invitation to the NIT... ha ha...

  • They're in the semi-finals of the NIT. Not that that's anything to brag about, but get your facts straight before you talk trash.

  • @JamesP916 they are in the NIT...way to fail...congrats

  • hahahaha 0:55

  • Great video..do you think they run drills to work on all that flopping? lol no wonder people hate duke.

  • hahahaha this is just great

  • damn its a lot of hate coming from you bandwagon chump ass tarheels when all that 1 & dun recruiting bites you in the ass just remmember all the punkass grandstanding you did

  • believe it when i see it. must be a young turk to realize that it's been a while since we had a one and done and since you had a sustained period of dominance over the heels. we lead the series by 30=odd games despite the lapse of superior coaching during the guthridge-dougherty era. sorry to rain on your parade, chump.

  • HA HA HA HA HA NYUTOG.  Sour grapes??

  • Carolina has only has 2 players that were "one and done" (Marvin Williams and Brandon Wright). Roy cares about his players enough to tell them to go to the NBA when they are ready unlike Ratface who threatens them if they dare leave. And if being bit in the ass means 2 titles in 5 years as opposed to dook's first Final four in 6 years, then so be it.

  • dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stP

  • Why the fuck are you typing like this?

  • fuck duke....that ignorant enough for you? retard.

  • thank you, i hate hansbrough

  • i was at the game where he t-bagged him we were like T-BAGGG

  • wow imagine that

    i figured you would say blue waffles

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  • this video is pretty dumb... while a few of those were flops, i feel like quite a few of them were people just coming down off a shot off balance

  • You're crazy...they FLOP! It's obvious. How many times can you "come down off balance" in ONE GAME?!?!

  • fair enough.. they do flop some, but heck, don't most teams?

  • dude if you think that those werent flops youre retarded. youre just trying to stick up for duke (who just lost to nova btw) so get over duke, they suck

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  • "Bitch." lol

  • hahahaha, funny ass video. greg paulus is the biggest chode in acc history, besides hansblows of course. go deacs!

  • lol you lost in the first round!!! joke

  • Go NC!!!

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  • SOME i have to say, where some good flops. But most of them were dog shit.

    GO HEELS!!!

  • The one at 56 is just really really bad, not even a puke fan can defend that flop.

  • um dude u had one where redick drained a 2 and u had one where they fouled duke on a three? are u making fun of duke or what?

  • hate duke. state fan. they just beat wakeforest. but ill go unc over duke anyday

  • nice vid its funny and GO CLEMSON TIGERS BABY ouch whooped duke by 27 i still cant believe it

  • OK the one at 0:56 is the epitome of Dook basketball.

  • Nice video, ThravHeel! All these Dook flop vids are good for an afternoon laugh. I'm a big time Kentucky fan and I really dislike UNC (umm you guys own us in the head to head) but I think we may have more in common with one another than I first thought. By the way, I love the Radiohead and Flaming Lips songs you used. "Just" and "W.A.N.D." Bitch...haha!

  • go heels!!

  • Call it what it is-FLOPPING.

  • "half these examples were charges".....i suggest you wipe the cum out of your eyes before you comment on something like this.

  • Eh-hmm...FUCK DUKE, fuckin cocksuckers

  • Love it. whenever something bad happens to duke it brings a smile to my sad little world.

  • go crawl into a hole and die you cock-loving duke piece of shit.

  • Deron Washington from VT had a better response. Just jump clean over Paulas, twice in one game..........priceless.

  • agreed. who has this much time in their life to do somethin like this. lol how bout north carolina losin to bc so much for undefeated season

  • obviously if we were supposed to go undefeated we're a pretty damn good team. and we still are, even if we lost to bc.

  • wow goat means greatest of all time. And this music is horrible

  • Flopping should be outlawed. I don't think the Dookies get the calls like they used to. not in the NCAAs at least. That junk still works in the regular season though, as evident by today's floptastic game against the Hoyas. Those refs were a disgrace. The Dookies will be gone by the Sweet 16 again.

  • "You do it to yourself"

    Brilliant

  • UNC flops more? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Battier patented it while he was suckling on the rats nipples at duke. K teaches all the tactics that tweak the rules. He is a classless piece of shit of a man. When he can't beat teams straight up, he uses the dirty tactics.  He's a douche.

  • HILARIOUS.

  • lmao

  • That was hilarious, good video. DUKE SUCKS

  • Lol? Duke definitely doesn't suck as a program. I hate them, but they don't. Some of their players flop like hell, but what player on our team flops? Tell me that.

  • yea dude sorry but duke flops way more. if you type in unc flopping on youtube it comes up with videos of duke flopping still

  • Dooks a bunch of flopping bitches, ahahaha. UNC ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING WAY!!

  • nice i love this vidio

  • If you would cut the last section with the unc homo prick, this would be one of the funniest videos i've ever seen.

  • kill yourself

  • best part of this video is that Radiohead is the music selection

  • mb54253, get a life

  • i wish i could airball a layup like J.J. hahah

  • lol... in denial much?

  • not in denial I'll admit Duke flops but thats part of the game, I'm just saying if your going to be any fan to point it out or make fun of it don't be the biggest hypocrit in the damn world, UNC flops almost as much as Duke. That's why everytime Duke and UNC play each other everybody on like fox sport's sight says shit like battle of the floppers and other shit like that.

  • dook has always flopped much more than anyone else. fact. always have, always will. find me a unc player who flops like these dookies. ONE. and dont say hansbrough. he gets a lot of calls, sometimes undeservedly, but he doesnt flop anymore than your average play, to get them. he naturally plays off balance and fidgety.

    unc>dook

  • well one you can't basically rule out the prime example and two do you watch the games I don't keep up with them every damn game so I can't pick out who does it specificly it's not like there's some video on youtube of all the Tar heels flopping that I could get my example from it's just the games that I have watched I've seen multiple flops and they get away with it and they should if there smart enough to do it enough said

  • 20 seconds in dude. Coach K is a good coach, i will say that, but he teaches his players some dirty tricks man. Also, he keeps the Cameron Stadium really hot to get other teams of there game. I know someones gonna say that he does that to get his players better endurance or some shit, but now during an actual match! Thats just wrong!

  • I'm not saying Duke doesn't flop don't get me wrong I was simply pointing out that it's hypocritical to point out Duke flopping if your a Heel fan. And I would say the Stadium thing didn't seem that bad when I was there and either one of those opinions only sound biased whether you say it's endurance or foul play it's stupid to be brought up in general considering when he won three titles they didn't play in Cameron.

  • yeah hes a GOOD COACH! but, im a UNC fan, so i dont like him. And dude, they flop SOOO much more than we do. really.

  • I could say the same about UNC I have watched the games they flop all the time and they get every call just like people say Duke does because the truth is that teams with all-americans get calls thats the reality of it it's all about rating if they take stars out of the game people get pissed. So my point if any Duke or UNC fan were to argue about the other team it would be completely biased and pointless, this arguements is for other fans to talk about not Duke and UNC because they both do it.

  • eh. Oh well, you win. Good debate! :P

  • no prob, it's what, I do but I didn't really think it was debating between me and you I think we had mutual understanding which was good for a change I get tired of having to argue with ass wholes so chatting with you was like a breath of fresh air compared to others

  • np man.

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  • I was just at Duke at Cameron. There's AC in the gym

  • yeah, but, Coach K decides to turn it off and turn the heat on...no lie.

  • I love how mb54253 says in his comment "and tarheel fans don't come back with a long anti duke rant" lol. Dude you just ranted 5 paragraphs. Lol.

  • i love the one at :53 lol...

  • and unc fans seem to forget that duke beat u guys in chapel hill this year, this year the head to head record was 1-1, i know unc was better team this year but that night in chapel hill DUKE WAS THE BETTER TEAM.... why don't u put the video up of all the foul calls hansbrough got in that game against clemson in chapel hill, he shot like 24 free throws in that game, and that was the only reason u guys won that game in the end, where is that video????? get of ur high horse and admit it....

  • lol you spent all that time on your ramblings for what? it is what it is, and that is Tyler is the NPOY and he owns CIS. The court is being renamed next year to Psycho T's court. The video doesn't lie dook's ole flop u just deal with it.

  • dook was never the better team you fucking idiot. our starting point guard, Lawson, was injured and dook still only won by 11. do your research before you embarrass yourself on youtube. get a job and stop rambling on paragraph by paragraph.

  • and tarheel fans, don't come back with a long anti duke rant, i know u guys have had the better team the last two years, but we've owned u this decade- 17-8 head to head record and we have a title too.......but instead of talking shit about how much duke blows could someone address all the flopping unc did saturday night, and could u tell me how it's any different than what duke does? i know u may say its one game but ive watched psycho T flop just as much as greg paulus or scheyer this year

  • and for all the non unc and duke fans reading this, why all the backlash against duke? yes redick and paulus are kinda prickly but what about hansbrough, he's this stupid hick from missouri who is constantly walking and flopping....unc gets just as many calls as duke, both programs win consistently, u might dislike coach k but he's no bill belicheck, i dont get it, why all the backlash? UNC WINS AND GETS CALLS AND FLOPS JUST AS MUCH AS DUKE, that kansas gave was proof enough... DUKE IN 2009!!!!!

  • How did "Duke in 2009" work out for you? Oh yeah, got ass raped by Nova. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! dook* sucks, accept it and get on with your pathetic life. K is the master at teaching dirty basketball and not developing players. There is an excuse every time they lose. EVERY TIME!! "We were playing against our past success." We were emotionally fatigued."  "We beat ourselves." "We had too much jizz in our stomachs." etc. etc. dook* hoops is a thing of the past. UNC pwns the ACC.

  • UNC pwns the ACC eh? Looks to me like they're second worst in the ACC right now. And i wouldn't doubt NC state will rape them this week.

  • when the score was 40-12, the refs gave u guys so many calls just b/c they felt sorry for u, the player of the year was flopping and traveling every other possession and ur lack of a defensive gameplan and execution finally did u in......sure duke flops a lot, and as a duke fan i don't particularily enjoy it, but every college bball team flops and duke is on tv 30 times a year so it seems like they did it WAY more relative to other schools, THRAVHEEL- COULD U ADDRESS THE FLOPPING UNC DID SAT?

  • Where was your team that saturday.... oh yeah, ha AT HOME!

  • great video, can't deny it, but did u unc fans watch the kansas game saturday night, ur team was flopping all over the place, especially hansbrough....it's funny to me all the backlash duke gets for flopping but unc fans won't address their own team and their star player's tendency to flop and travel all the damn time, if greg paulus is a flopper than what is tyler hansbrough? what was with all that "acting" on saturday night when u were down 40-12

  • hahahahahahhahaha this video is amazing

  • My vote..Dook.

  • Well I didn't see Duke play'n Sat night.......hum I wonder why?

  • Well I didn't see Duke play'n Sat night.......hum I wonder why?

  • I dont see why the hell unc fans are laughing at this when Tyler Hansborough and UNC did this a billion times last night when KU owned the Tarheels!!! Rock Chalk!!!

  • I know what the hell, Tyler Hansbrough flops like a dolly. Did you see him try to draw a charge basically running into the guy.

  • after tyler h performance vs kansas I would be a little embaressed to show this hahaha

  • HILARIOUS.

  • LOSE CARBS: Flush a Dukie! Hey Dukies: Up Yours!

  • Hilarious!!! GO Danny Green!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA paulus is such a fag

  • I would kill myself if I was a Duke fan. I could never respect myself for cheering for the biggest b1tch program in the country. No school produces more puss1es than duke. Anyone who had played a day of real ball knows what I mean. Dboyd go cry in the corner til your boy jj can get off the bench and see some real minutes and you can enjoy his weak game some more.

  • and i was talking to u dboydcow.

  • Being a Duke fan is the hardest fan to be.. caz evereyone has to hate on how good Duke is and their storied tradition... Get off Duke's dick for one season and just respect Coach K and their legacy!!!

  • hahah wow. you make me laugh. u r an idiot

  • respect!!! r u serious. respect how they fuckin cry complain about everything. about how they get some of the best players in the country and dont produce and lose to teams like VCU and barely survive against belmont. all duke does is cry about everything. and their legacy isnt that good. UNC has a better legacy and they actually produce with the good players they get. and Coach K fuckin complains too much too.

  • Have you heard the excuse train Roy Williams recently. And oh yeah last time I checked Carolina fans were known for being whiners. Hints the shirt "Carowhina"

  • someone should add the duke flopshow from their 2nd round exit this year.

  • if your drafted in the first round anywhere you have some pretty decent expectations... i dont think any nba team drafts some guy and then pays him that guaranteed millions over 3 years with the expectations that he'll avg 7ppg for his career.... some of you duke apologists are sad.... just sad

    your guys FLOP... just face it... they are worse than Vlade Divac playing in a soccer game...

  • Dook = Flop U

  • You replay the same shots...

    I think that's not really supporting your point...

  • Only the Paulus clip is replayed, due to its utter hilarity. Other than that, they are all different.

  • at 1:06 redick still drains the shot.

  • Go Duke!

  • I wonder how danny is handlin derons nuts from virginia tech

  • im a duke fan and i find this to be so repulsive guys, you should be ashamed of your self, nah i am a duke fan i fint this funny real funny

  • Go to hell you dook piece of shit!

  • B-RILLIANT!!!! Duke and fainting goats.....who woulda drawn the connection? I'm watching this one again!!! LOL!

  • Greatest video ever!! I can't watch it enough. Go HEELS!!!!!!!!